Really now? Really? Why can't i just keep my mouth shut about things? I mean you'd think i'de learn since usually everything i say or think about happening comes true! Why in this weirdo world, Why?
Stupid sneeze!
...Sorry i think i need to explain because you're probably sitting there thinking 'Get off the crack girl!' Trust me I wouldn't blame you too much. But here i will now get to the story of what i mean.
Everything was going well. Ino, Hinata, and I were just about to grab something to eat. I had never gotten around to telling them that i was vegetarian so they immediatly pull me into some kind of bar-b-Q place. I was going to tell them when the odd smells began to mix in my nose. This caused me to think about what had happened that night. What i came up with:
SNEEZING=BAD!
So I think it's easy enough to figure out that i sneezed. And where else would i end up but probably twenty thousand miles from the village and somewhere in the forest. I could tell right away that it wasn't the place that I had poofed to before. Don't ask me how, I just know, Ok? I look around before i decide to move, slowly, around. 'Two days since we all were seperated...no make that almost...no two days...hey what's that no...holy crap! that water doesn't look safe!' I thought.
Ok where the crap did all of this come from? I'm serious there's water everywhere! I decide to take a closer look and then notice that the water just stopped at a certain place. No it just couldn't be nor...oh right, wrong world. Wait, what's that on top of the water?
HOLY CRAP PEOPLE ARE STANDING ON WATER!
What, did Jesus decide to share his powers with everyone now? I then look down at my own feet, then back at the water. Don't judge me, i am now curious. I don't think i would do much damage if i tried one foot. I reached my right foot out and placed on the water slightly before taking a deep breath and putting my weight on it.
You see i was expecting this: fall into the water, come back up, feel like a total idiot, and get out all wet.
No! Here's what i get instead: Once my full weight was on my foot, some kind of force made me slide out completly on, ON , the water and I'm currently standing on it! What the freak? Wait, remember Pay, weirdo world, not normal, quit reacting like that.
And now i'm talking to myself...
Ok i know enough right now that what's going on in front of me was a fight. I get as close as i can and my eyes go wide.
It was Kisame and Weirdo Green Jumpsuit Guy Sr. going at it...oh yeah his name's Guy...oh well.
Wait...there's three other Kisames...Minnie Mouse Girl, White-eyed Girly Man, and Weirdo Green Jumpsuit Guy Jr., who the latter was trapped in some sort of orb made of water.
Like my thinking of names?
Anyways, Guy and Kisame seemed to be deep in the battle. Oh nice one Kisame!...Why am i cheering him on? Oh, ahahaahaha, that was great Guy. Darnit! I've gotta stop that.
Then suddenly, and skipping a lot of stuff, the fight ended with Kisame being defeated. I felt the water deplete under me until there was no trace of it at all. I was still too far back for anyone to tell that i was there. 'Hahahahaa, not so tough now are you Kisame.' i taunted in my mind. Then, to my displeasure, i heard one of them say something along the lines of "It's not the real one."
CRAP! i can't win can i?
(with Akatsuki)
Kisame opened his eyes and smirked, "Pay's near here. She was watching the fight." Pein nodded, happy with the news.
"Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be so interested that she'll follow the idiots." Hidan commented with a chuckle.
"We can only wait. She won't go far, on account of her not knowing where to go at all. This isn't her normal terrain and she'll get lost easily. We're almost done here, so once we are Deidara and Sasori will stay and await the upcoming battle that's waiting outside." Pein said.
The eye opened and looked around before the now dead body fell and hit the ground. The shimmering bodies dissapeared and Sasori, in his Hiroku puppet, and Deidara landed on the ground. "I hope she's alright.." Deidara commented glancing/glaring at Hiroku. Sasori inside didn't respond. He hadn't met her any harm...he just thought she deserved the truth.
But she never got the whole one...
Isza flicked through the many channels on the TV, resigned at the moment to relax and try to think of this as a sort of vacation. She didn't feel that Pay was in any danger at the moment...But what she couldn't understand was how she knew how Pay was feeling at all.
What was their connection to each other...?