Me: Uh… you'd expect long time no sees by now, right?

Sprx: Yes?

Night: How about we find our way to those… um… ribs?

Me: SHUT UP! That's for after the show!

Night: Excuse me?

Me: You heard me, kitty!

Brambleclaw: Like ouch… like.

Nova: Please welcome today's guest star for a special segment we'd like to call 'clan cat', Percykit!

Percykit: I'm a cat already?! It's not Decem-

Me: Yes, it is. You'll be challenged with living in ShadowClan for the next month, Percykit.

Spottedpath: Oh, this'll be good.

Person: Actually, he's a guest CAT.

Otto: I like apples.

Gibson: I believe that potion from the lab kit worked…

Nova: HA! So you did use it!

Gibson: …

Firestar: Didn't he say-

Dusk: Mally, it's time for the shock collar.

Malcolm: (Grumbles)

Dusk: Behave or else.

Me: Yeah. We've set up our obedience room with a mad version of Firestar and a girly Sandstorm. We also added a gay Brambleclaw and a nice Spottedpath… but the best treat of all: our pack of wild dogs, all supplied by Gibson's mad scientist lab kit.

Dusk: Can we start yet?

Me: Sure.

Dusk: First is for Squirrelflight.


Squirrelflight, why Silvertail? Last time I checked you had a ginger color.

..

Squirrelflight: First of all, a nice Spottedpath is actually a treat… second of all, I like the name.

Sprx: Too bad you don't fit it. You should trade names with a twin of yours… Uglyhead.

Squirrelflight: Demi had a coach named Coach Sparks…

Sprx: It's spelled wrong, idiot!

Squirrelflight: Not to everyone.

Sprx: You BEEP.

Me: I added some red to the walls… wait, I painted the walls red last weekend… did you just notice, Blackstar?

Blackstar: Yes…? (Trembles)

Me: Hey, the Barney art on the walls just didn't adjust.

Spottedpath: It's not like anyone can see it but us.

Me: They can imagine it.

Russetfur: Why must you bring up Blackstar's fear of red AGAIN?

Me: It's fun…?

Dusk: Next is for Chiro, and this question would make a lot of sense to ask.

Chiro, do you go to school?

Chiro: Are you paying attention?! OF COURSE! I'm usually gone for the most of the day, though, because I have to rescue the city… of course, I will start a KILL MANDARIN club, and feel free to join.

Me: Now would be the right time to ask why we REALLY change the subject all the time.

Dusk: Next up: Otto. We'll just skip my counterpart's little (HUGE) insult until the end… great job on that!

Otto, can you please E-Mail Mandarin fangirls and tell them that he's on fire? *Snickers*

Otto: He doesn't have any… does he?

Me: Let's skip to the next one… we don't get ribs today!!

Night: But I thought-

Me: That was just to keep you quiet.

Night: Why you-

Me: Obedience room!

(Night is heard meowing in annoyance while inside the room)

Dusk: Next is for Gibson, the science kit guy!

Gibson: I'm not-

Gibson, would you rather eat sludgy ribs or ketchup pie? (Wow, I just realized that that's really disgusting...oh well.)

Gibson: Neither-

Me: Just quit using that! I might need to make a rule book for all of this.

Nova: At the beginning of any future chapters, we may include a snapshot on Percy's adventures… but for now he can enjoy his cozy life while he can.

Me: Next?

Percykit: Shouldn't I be apprenticed?

Me: No.

Percykit: Aww-

Luke: Shut UP! Crybaby.

Percykit: (Cries)

Me: Look what you did! To the OBEDIENCE ROOM!

Luke: No! (Is dragged inside)

Me: Dusk?

Dusk: Another one for Sprx!

Sprx, can you send a letter full of curse words to Mandarin since he practically dissed Nova?

Sprx: Why not? (Gets on a laptop and types away)

Me: (Looking) Ouch.

Sprx: Yes, I know the entire vocabulary.

Sprx fangirls: SPARKY! WE LOVE YOU! LIKE OMG!

Nova: Do I have to say it? Or do you need to leave NOW?

Sprx fangirls: What?

Nova: HE'S MINE YOU FURBALLS!

Spottedpath: Well, time to go, girls.

Sprx fangirls: (Leave)

Squirrelflight: Talk about Déjà vu.

Me: Yeah.

Dusk: Next is for Antauri… this is our last one.

Antauri, would you rather dye your fur pink or dance in a ballerina skirt? (Tutu, but the word sounds too weird to say.)

Antauri: Dance. Much less embarrassing, and it isn't permanent.

Me: I would like to show you all Sprx's nasty letter, but it's STUFFED with cussing.

Antauri: Many have seen it already. He's posted it everywhere that people hate Mandarin. Even MyMonkeySpace.

Me: WOAH. …See you next time!