Harry was pulled out by the girls.
They looked at each other and Hermione backhanded him then Tonks did the same.
"Ok, I understand you're mad at me but I can't contact anyone from-" Harry was hit again by a slap from Hermione.
"We're not made about the jail time." Tonks said calmly. Hermione was the really pissed one.
"We're bloody mad because you married us!" Hermione said angrily.
Harry understood he should of at least told them himself. "Hermione I'm truly sorry for not telling you-"
After a final slap Lady Hermione Jane Potter (nee Granger) stomped off.
"So I'm guessing she's been trying to get a divorce, hu?" Harry said brokenhearted. Tonks wrapped him in a hug and said "no I asked her the moment we found out. Under the anger was enough joy a patronus would have appeared. Give her time."
"How are you so relaxed?" Harry said looking at Nymphadora Tonks Black (nee Lumpin).
She shrugged and said "hey I ain't letting my aunt Bella get the Black fortune. A werewolf does what's good for her mate and the pack. I complained then took some anger out in quittage and now writing Black instead of Lumpin is second nature."
"Sorry I didn't tell you to."
"I'm not mad. I'm just mad my wedding didn't happen properly."
"What do you-"
"Look Harry, my dream wedding was us getting married by werewolf law. My family and yours stand in 2 lines, bow in acceptance of the union, the eldest wolf says the standard crap, then you carry me back down the line and the whole family howls in celebration. It's just how some girls work. I don't know what Hermione wanted but she needs to get it. Shit late to class bye."
Harry watched the half wolf run to class and thought it over. He teleported to outside of potions and walked in.
Potions class
Snape saw his apprentice walk in late. The boy looked like he had a lot on his mind.
"Mr Black, care to explain why you are late?" Snape said wanting to hear the excuse the boy could make up.
"My wife-" Harry started to say when Snape cut him off. "Enough said Mr Black. Stay after class no points deducted." Snape said understanding immediately after 'wife' was said.
Harry made the potion flawlessly and the Bell rung.
"What is troubling you Harry?" Snape said calmly. He could see the boys trouble and wanted to help.
"Hermione's mad at me and I know how to fix it but I don't know how to fix it." Harry said inclining his head.
Snape was curious at this statement. "Elaborate."
"Tonks said the reason she was first pissed was because she didn't get married the way she wants." Harry said causing Snape to think.
"And what was the way she wanted?"
"A wolf ceremony." Harry said causing Snape to nod his head.
"Well find a way to get the information from Mrs Potter. Hey I'm required to call her that."
"Thank you sir."
3 weeks later
Harry offered to take both girls out and Tonks dragged Hermione along.
Harry, Tonks and Hermione sat at a diner with Harry waiting for someone.
"Hermione I have a surprise for you. You remember how you wondered where your magic came from? Well there's someone I want you to meet." Harry pointed behind her and she gasped.
"Daddy why are you so old?" "Sweetie I ain't your dad. I'm your dad's dad, your grandpa." He said smiling. Hermione looked at him up and down. He was just like her dad when he grew his beard out.
Harry pulled out a blood stained paper and showed the same name that was on Hermione's bloodline sheet. She glared at Harry and said "this still doesn't mean you're off the hook."
After catching up with her grandfather the trio said goodbye and went back to Hogwarts.
After a few more weeks Harry had Dobby talk to Hermione. "Dobby will but Harry Potter is to stay away and not eavesdrop." " I swear lord Harry Potter-Black will not eavesdrop."
Hermione was crying in her room when the elf popped in.
"What upsets Lady Potter?" The elf said sitting next to her. "Are you upset about marrying Lord Potter?"
Hermione looked at the elf and sighed. "No Dobby it's just...you wouldn't understand."
"Dobby has loved very much in the past. She wouldn't marry Dobby without the family necklace. Dobby had tried his hardest to get it to make her happy. Dobby had witnessed a dragons stomach first hand." Dobby said shuddering at the memory.
"I didn't expect a big fancy wedding, fairytale weddings just seem to much. I wanted a fairytale proposal. Just something that said 'I love you with everything'. Don't tell Harry a word of this." "Elves honor. Not to Harry not to anyone."
She hugged the elf and said "thank you Dobby. And it's Hermione to you."
Unknown to the both of them kreacher was in the ceiling hearing the whole thing.
Dining hall next day
Harry had an idea. He made the dark elder wand so make a wand that matched his girls. He was reading 7 books at once.
"Harry you beat Hermione's record. What are you researching?" Tonks tried to look but Harry pushed her back gently. "Down girl."
'Maybe I should try a different material.' Harry read a chapter in herbology about the woloping willow.
'A violently aggressive plant endogenous all but desert landscapes. This is a form of sentiant plants. This plant is near extent due to being chopped down for nothing but protecting it self.' Harry read to himself. He wondered if it could possibly make a wand.
Near the tree
Harry was just out of striking range of it looking around. "No. No. Too short, to long, to curve, hello!" Harry picked up a straight 13 inch stick and ran a hand over it. "Perfect."
Harry worked all night carving it and was finished by morning. 'Now I just need a good core.' Harry thought looking over the wand. He racked his brain for an answer then it hit him. 'Some custom wand cores are magic material that have a strong connection to the wielder.' "To the potions class!"
Harry was looking in the cabinet of rare or dangerous ingredients for something when Snape came in.
"Black!" Snape barked wondering why the boy was in the cabinet this early.
"Yes?" Harry said looking at Snape. "What are you doing?" "Just out of curiosity, who did you get the werewolf whiskers from?"
"Your wife's father. If you think to steal them-" "no I just need one. It's for a project." Harry said looking for the jar.
Snape wanted to know what project but had a feeling this was not his business. "If I give you one, then you teach the first years for a week." "Deal, I'm getting perfects in herbology for my plant."
Harry warped back to his room and put in the whisker. He would see if it worked for Tonks later. He put it in a wand case and put it in his nightstand.
"Now what am I gonna use for Hermione's?" He asked himself falling on his bed.
2 weeks later
Harry was bords shit-less in DADA. Umbridge hated dark creatures as much as he hated the dursleys. He just answered everything with 'call the ministry' it saved so much time to think about what the make Hermione's gift out of.
He was going over every type of wood he could think of but just fell asleep. He felt his metal arm and thought 'metal? No doesn't conduct properly. Maybe something organic?' He was asleep.
"Mr Potter-Black wake up!" "Dragons! Sorry Miss U what was the question?" Harry asked rubbing his eyes.
Dolores looked at the young man and said "the question was what flying reptile is immune to magic. Since you answered correctly I won't deduct points from your house for sleeping."
Harry didn't care he had an idea for Hermione's gift.
Halloween morning
Harry was ready carrying 2 boxes for his wives. He was sleep deprived and quite frankly hungry. He would give them the gifts after breakfast and escort them near the lake.
Harry sat down and said "morning girls." "Hey Harry what's in the boxes?" Tonks said reaching for one. Harry picked up a piece of bacon and put it on the bridge of her nose. She stopped and whimpered with puppy dog eyes.
"Morning Harry." Hermione said crossing her arms. She was still a little pissed but not in the 'ignore Harry and slap him when he talks.' Way. More in the 'you deserve to see me irritated.' Way. He was basically sleeping on a couch as is.
"Morning. I wanted to escort you both to a leisurely stroll by the lake." Harry said smiling. Hermione looked at his face and the boxes. Too big to be a ring but Harry was mostly unpredictable.
"Sure Harry." "I accept your offer." Hermione said crossing her arms.
Hill by the lake
Harry sat both girls down and said "I know I missed your birthday's, Christmas and anniversary so I think you should have these." Handing both a box.
"A wand? What kind of wood is this?" Tonks said balancing it in her hand.
Hermione removed the lid and said "Harry why would you give me part of silvers tail?" "Try it out." Harry said looking at the 2.
Hermione flicked it out and when she brought her hand back it curled then when she whipped it forward it straightened out and fired the spell beautifully.
Tonks tried hers and said "awesome! Who made um?"
"I did." Harry said smiling.
The girls blinked and looked him in the eye. His eyes were sunk in and he looked ready to drop.
"You made us wands?" Hermione said looking at the severed dragon limb wiggling in her hand.
"Yeah. I used things that fit both of you. Woloping willow for Tonks scrappy nature and a werewolf whiskers from her father. Hermione I used a dragon tail because it's flexible and capable of any spell I tried with it. The tough part was draining the veins and filling it with ashwinder ash." Harry said smiling.
Hermione looked at it and inside she knew Harry loved her enough but he still needed to propose.
"Thank you Harry. You're still sleeping in your own bed tonight." Hermione said. Harry nodded and said "as long as you need milady."
The rest of the day the 3 relaxed and talked.
Dinner that night
Dumbledore was standing behind a podium.
"Tonight Hogwarts would like to introduce-
We see four flying horses flying through the air pulling a carriage
coming in to land at Hogwarts. The crowds cheer.
Clear the runway.
A large ship emerges from under the water and approaches too.
"Now we're all settled in and sorted,
I'd like to make an announcement. This
castle will not only be your home this
year but home to some very special guests
as well. You see Hogwarts has been choosen...
A man runs up the aisle limping in a comical way, he whispers
something to Dumbledore and leaves in the same fashion.
"So Hogwarts has been choosen to host
a legendary event. The Tri-Wizard tournament.
Now for those of you who do not know, the tri-wizard tournament brings together three schools for a series of magical contests. From each school a single contestant is selected to compete. Now
let me be clear, if choosen you stand alone. And trust me when I say these contests are not for the faint hearted, but more of that later. For now please join me in welcoming the lovely ladies
of the Beauxbatons Academy of magic and their headmistress Madam Maxime."
A group of girls dressed in blue dance up the aisle and release
butterflies into the air. They bow and everyone applauds.
"Blimey, that's one big woman." Ron said getting smacks by his sister.
"And now our friends from the north, please greet the proud sons of Durmstrang and the high master Igor Karkaroff." Dumbledore said proudly.
A series of older boys walk up the aisle brandishing bo staffs,
twirling them around and periodically stabbing them into the
ground with a spark effect.
"Blimey it's him, Viktor Krum!" Ron said excitedly.
The boys breathe some fire.
"Albus!/Igor." They say giving a man hug.
After that albus said "Your attention please! I would like
to say a few words. Eternal glory, that is what awaits the student who wins the tri-wizard tournament. But to do this that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks. Those over the age of 17 may apply."
Harry ignored it and continued eating.
After festivities the goblet of fire was brought out.
"Quiet please, The Goblet of Fire will now choose the Champions of the Tournament." Flitwick called out silencing the hall as everyone waited with baited breath.
The blue flames around the Goblet flared up red and a scorched piece of parchment flew out which Flitwick deftly summoned before shouting out. "The Champion for Durmstrang is Viktor Krum!"
As the hall erupted in cheers from both Durmstrang and quidditch fans alike Krum went up and was directed in to a side chamber.
Again the goblet flared and Flitwick caught the Parchment calling out. "The Champion for Beuxbatons is Fleur DeLacour!" She too was directed to the side room again amidst the cheers of her school.
Once more the Goblet flared and spat out another Parchment. "The Champion for Hogwarts is Cedric Diggory!" The great hall erupted in cheers as Cedric was directed to the side chamber.
"Now that is all done with, I have the pleas-"
Flitwick was interrupted as inexplicably the Goblet flared a fourth time. Catching the piece of Parchment Flitwick looked as if he didn't want to read the name out. "one moment please."
Harry tensed up, somehow knowing this was going to be bad. He felt like something bad was about to happen.
He saw the Headmaster in a hurried conference with the ministry representatives before hanging his head.
"Harry Potter-Black!" Flitwick called.
"NO! FUCK THIS!" Harry said turning to leave. He didn't feel like dealing with this shit.
"Harry, wait!" Albus said running after him.
Chapter finished.
Sorry its a little off haven't seen the movie in a while.
Review please.