A/N: Ok folks this is a short one and once again is KPRS Splicer's Idea. I hope you all enjoy read and review, and send me Ideas. I do not own Harry Potter and I am sure Mr. Shacklebolt is pleased by that.
Responding Auror: Kingsley Shacklebolt
Crime: Murder, Cruel and unusual punishment, Use of a Dark Binding Ritual, Resurrection
Suspect: Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour, Morgana Le Fay
At 0300 I received an alert from my dark magic detector that multiple Dark Rituals were taking place at the Potter residence in Hogsmeade. The readings were consistent with 4 Resurrection and 3 Sacrificial Slave Binding rituals. I apparated to the location at 0315 and made my way to the front door. After I remembered what happened last time I tried to force the door I decided to try the handle to see if it was locked. After determining the door was locked I backed away so I can ram it. As I reached the door at speed Ms. Fleur delacour opened it and I flew past her and ran head first into the hallway wall.
At 0400 I awoke on Mr. Potter's couch with a severe headache and slight concussion. I sat up and informed Mr. Potter why I was there and was shocked that he admitted to the crimes. He informed me that he sacrificed a feret's soul to resurrect Mr. Malfoy into said ferret's body where he then sacrificed the feret with human soul to resurrect Mrs. Bellatrix Lestrange. Mr. Potter then sacrificed another feret's soul to resurrect Mr. Malfoy again to use as a sacrifice to bind Mrs. Lestrange as a slave. After resurrecting the ferret again he sacrificed it multiple times to consensually bind Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy and Mrs. Andromeda Tonks as Ms. Delacours pets. When Questioning Mr. Potter why he was giving Ms. Delacour pets I was informed that it was a reward for helping him "exorcise" the evil out of Ms. Morgane Le Fay.
I heard a small squeak from behind me and turned to face the noise I was surprised to see a ferret sitting on the back of the couch. I was even more shocked when it squeaked in a human sounding voice pleading "help me, don't let them kill me again." I was so shocked I cast a blasting curse at it which completely pulverised the body which apparently Ms. Delacour found amusing going by her laughing.
I informed Mr. Potter that he was under arrest for Murder, Cruel and unusual punishment, Use of a Dark Binding Ritual, Resurrection. I was surprised he did not appear concerned and asked him about it. He told me that there was no law about sacrificing an animal, and that Mr. Malfoy and Mrs. Lestrange was classified as dead so they were not covered by the law. He also told me that as I have also murdered Mr. Malfoy that I would have to charge myself with murder. I decided that Mr. Potter was correct and that he and I broke no laws that night as I do not want to go to prison as they will use my perfect ass currency.
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A/N: Now I think I will include a little bio for one of the main characters in my story so you can understand some of my reports better. While most of the reports are not connected the behavior of my version of the characters are the same, and if you have further questions just ask me. And if you can't tell I really like taboo relationships as there is room to gross people out or insert a lot of humor.
Fleur Delacour: She is a kinky woman who is eventually going to marry Harry Potter. She is Bisexual with a heavy leaning to woman and most men she can't stand. She is not a dominatrix, it is just a kink she is trying she is marrying Harry partly to cover her leanings she is still in love with him but she wants to sleep with other girls and is more that willing to let Harry join in on the fun. She is a dark witch and enjoys turning into her angry bird form in the bedroom.