Okay everyone! This goes out to Dreamkitty-san, or Kitty-san, who asked me to do a KakuxLucci fic, though it's more of a LuccixKaku. Now, I have shown Lucci as the bad guy in my fics, but I've set that aside and came up with this fic. There's no noticable ZoLu in here like the others, but that's okay.

Kitty-san, I hope you enjoy this, and maybe get you to do a fic, I don't know but here you go and happy birthday!

Enjoy! Oh and it's rated M to be safe. So the squimish look away until you're ready!

The New Neighbor

A man in an orange runner's suit, white baseball cap, and an unusual long, square nose, was running in the rain beside a busy street as he passed by lit buildings of shops as he turned a corner and slowed to a walk. There weren't a lot of people on the sidewalks and that was why he was out and about. He took the baseball cap off to show the short orange hair and gave it a good scratch, when he heard a soft groan and looked back to see a dark alley and didn't see anything until a hand appeared in the street light.

He went up to get a better view of who was in the alley and saw a man, covered in blood, and holding his side. The rain got most of the blood off the man, but there was still some blood that remained on his clothing and from the open cuts. He took out his cell and called for the ambulance.

He was questioned by the cops that came as well and was waiting in the hospital's waiting room. A dull and stressful room as he waited for any news of the wounded man he found on the streets. Soon one of the doctors came up to him to tell him that his name is Rob Lucci and that they couldn't find anyone to contact and care for him, since he was well enough to go home and be on bed rest. But they couldn't find any resident information and asked him to care for him, which he agreed, seeing that he was now responsible for it because he found him in such a state and waited for the man to wake up.

Once the man woke up, the other was sitting in the chair, reading the paper, and looked up to see the handsome man with back hair, a bit of a beard going on but was well trimmed.

"Hey there sleepy head." He said to the man known as Lucci. "How are you? I'm Kaku."

"Rob Lucci… and I feel like crap."

"Well, whatever you went through I wouldn't blame you that you feel that way." He said. "Do you remember anything?"

"Only that some punks snuck up on me while I was waiting for a damn taxi. Though it's my own damn fault that I had my music up too loud."

"Looks like they took everything you had and left you for dead."

"I feel like I was run over by a truck."

"Well, Rob-san, I took it upon myself to call any bank that have your record and freeze your card from being used."

"Thanks…"

"Do you remember where you live? I can drop you there."

"Why would you do that?"

"Well, I'm the guy that found you and called for help."

"Oh…" He said as he sighed. "I live on Ceperol Lane."

"I also live there."

"Really?"

"Well, I just moved to this city about a week ago and today was the only day I had a chance to have a self tour in the city while going for a run."

"At least you don't' have far to go." He said with a smile.

"Yeah." He said with a laugh.

About a half an hour later, Kaku got his car and drove up to the curb, where Lucci was waiting as he entered the passenger seat.

Once they made it to the apartment complex, both found out that they were neighbors, the doors were facing each other.

"So you're the bastard whose movers kept me from my beauty sleep." He said as he looked at the man.

"Sorry about that, but there was nothing I could do except tell them where this goes where." Kaku said as he scratched the back of his neck.

Lucci shrugged as he looked for the keys, only to find that his apartment key was also taken. "Mind if I stay with you until I get a new key?"

"No problem." Kaku said as he opened his door and let the other in before he did and closed the door. "Want me to get you anything?"

"Water would be nice." He said as he sat down on the couch and looked around the room. "I see you're not fully settled in yet."

"Yeah. Looking for work can be a real bitch sometimes, but I got one now. I only managed to unpack my clothes and bed sheets." He said as he handed the glass of water to the man. "Sorry if you prefer ice, the ice maker in the fridge isn't working as it should."

"No problem." He said as he took the offered glass and took a sip. "Bet you didn't expect to care for a mugged man on your day off, did you?" He said with a grin as the other laughed.

"Nope, but its fine. So far it's a good day."

"How so?"

"Well, I didn't find you dead for one thing. And I don't have to go clear across town to take you home."

The man chuckled. "Oh well. Maybe there's a reason why we're here today."

Kaku laughed. "You believe that kind of thing huh?"

"Normally no, but this day is just strange to me."

"Bad or good?"

"Obviously me being mugged is bad, but now…" He looked at the man, who was standing behind the couch looking at him. "I get to know that my new neighbor is a trustworthy guy."

Kaku blushed a bit as he laughed. "Ah! I was only doing what was right." He said as he looked at the time. "Would you like something to eat? Since you're locked out of your apartment."

"Sure, I'm getting hungry. And I'll get to see if you're a quick cook or a chef."

"Huh?"

"Quick cooks are those who just heat something up from a microwave or throw in frozen pizzas. Chefs are the actual person who cooks things up."

Kaku chuckled. "I'll guess you'll just be the judge of that." He said as he looked at the fridge and started to make something while Lucci helped himself to watch a few things on television.

About an hour later Kaku announced that dinner was ready and Lucci saw that the other had prepared udon, and it smelled good to him. "Looks good." He said as he thanked the meal and took the first sip of the soup and deemed it good. "I may end up coming here for udon."

Kaku laughed as he waved it off. "Ah, it's nothing special." He said as he enjoyed his portion as well.

After the meal Kaku had some beers and both had a few bottles before he felt a bit drunk.

"Oh man… I'm getting tipsy…" Kaku said as he laughed when he smacked himself. "Shit! I didn't set up any sleeping arrangements!"

"Why not share a bed?" Lucci said, a bit drunk as well, but not as badly as the other.

Kaku laughed. "Is that really okay with you man? You're just out of the hospital from getting your ass kicked! You really wanna sleep next to me? A guy?"

"I don't see anything wrong, since I know you're a good hearted guy." Lucci said as he leaned against the other.

"Oh! Don't say such things, Rob-san!" He said as he felt the other's hand turn his head to face the other.

"Please, Kaku… Call me Lucci." He said as he leaned in closer to the other to the point where their lips almost touch.

Kaku, even in his slightly drunken state, felt drawn to the other's eyes as he felt the other's hand travel down to his chest. "L-Lucci…"

The man chuckled. "I usually don't go for cute, but that is cute." He said as he leaned down to kiss the other, who reacted slowly due to being drunk, but he found that he liked the other kissing him. "You know what? Let's sleep out here… Since we're unable to get up now." He said heated on the other's neck, which made him tremble.

"This couch isn't bad…" He agreed as he felt the other's hand go under his shirt and found his abs.

"Nice… So you do have something under these clothes."

He didn't respond as he felt the feather light touches go up his chest and its twin was there to help remove his shirt. His mind was dizzy as he felt the ghost touches and the other's tongue over his nipple as he also felt the other grind against him, getting him aroused. Soon he closed his eyes and only focused on the sensations his body is going through, only to feel his member being released from its confinements of his pants and something wet consumed around it and felt the other suck on it. He felt really hot as he felt like he was going to lose it, which the other seemed to want as he felt his ass being grabbed and he released.

He was out of breath as he heard the other whisper, but he couldn't make out the words as he felt something enter his rear and he struggled weakly, but he felt something stretched around his rear before going out, only for something larger enter him. He tried to get away, but it went in fully and he felt the other kissing his neck as he went in and out of him. Soon he felt the other fill him and he was tired and passed out.

The next morning Kaku woke up, feeling the hangover and when he got up, felt that his back and rear were sore as hell.

"Morning Kaku."

He looked to see Lucci was at the table and he looked at himself, nude and in plain view of the other. He blushed a brilliant red as he found one of his shirts on the floor and covered himself.

"What's the matter? Was it really that bad?" Lucci said as he tilted his head to the side.

"I didn't even agree to do that!"

"That's not what I heard." He said as he slipped his shirt off and turned to show the other his back, which had scratch marks. "I think you enjoyed it a lot."

Kaku couldn't believe that he had done that. He doesn't remember it… In fact he doesn't remember much.

"I guess you and I are lovers from this point on." He said as he looked at the other. "Unless you have a problem with me being your lover?"

Kaku blushed as he saw the attractive man before him, saying things that he never expect to hear from.

Lucci saw that the other was considering him to stay and smiled. "Well, since you made dinner and dessert," He sang the last word as he got up and headed to the kitchen. "I'll make breakfast."

Kaku was just shocked on the couch, nude and only having his shirt to cover him as his head looked like a street lamp. "Why?" He said, making the other stop from advancing the kitchen even further.

"What was that?"

"Why do you want me as a lover?"

Lucci went around and stood in front of the other before bending down to eye level. "Why not? I've waited for a person like you to come along. Someone kind and dear and not attracted by my looks. I've been through a lot of crappy relationship, but you're the only sure thing I've come to know."

"We just met you crazy bastard…"

He kissed the other at the tip of his unusual nose. "All the more reason to like you more. Now," He said as he got up and grabbed the other's nose. You better get decent."

"Let go of my nose!" He said as he waved his arms around, which the other did let go. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" He said as he saw the other looking down and he saw that he exposed himself and turned beet red.

"Very nice." Lucci said, making the other even redder. "I better get to making that breakfast." He said as he went up to the other and kissed him fully on the lips before parting, giving the other an innocent smile and went ahead to kitchen duty.

Kaku looked at the man and sighed. "You're going to be a very unusual boyfriend, aren't you?"

"If you wish it."

Kaku gave up and went to his room to clean up and put some new clothes on.

When he went back out, he saw that the other was waiting for him and sat down to eat breakfast, which was good.

"You have work?"

"Yes."

"Where?"

"This is my first day. It's some corporate building called CP9…"

Lucci laughed as the other looked at him oddly.

"What?"

"That's where I work!"

Kaku couldn't believe it. "Seriously!?"

"Looks like you can't get rid of me."

"I guess."

"You're going to be the new secretary, right?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

Lucci grinned. "I'm your boss."

Kaku passed out when he heard that.

Lucci chuckled as he drank his coffee. "Better not screw with this relationship..." He said, not being clear if he was telling himself that or warning Kaku, but one thing is for sure...

Kaku's neighbor isn't going to be those normal neighbors you either hate or like, but someone who he's going to see reguardless of where he goes.

And there's my first LuccixKaku one shot. I hope I didn't do too badly and... yeah, you should know the jazz by now. I better get to doing those other fics, and clean up the house a bit... Later!