Today folks is the day. The day we've been waiting for ever since the announcement. The Ninjago movie is out and I just watched it today. There are references in the movie from the show that you'll know. Anyways, this chapter will be different since all the vines will be in the Movie universe, and I made a special story that I hope you all enjoy. I own nothing. Ninjago belongs to LEGO and the vines belong to their owners. Enjoy everyone.
Teacher: What do you mean you don't have your homework?
Lloyd: I'm sick in bed. Why are you in my bedro-
Teacher: Detention!
Lloyd: I'm not even in class!
Our guest star today is Harry Potter
Harry: Hello classmates, my name's Harry. I'm a wizard.
Student: Fuck you.
TV: *playing a Back to School commercial*
Kai: *turns off the TV and walks outside*
Later
Kai: *in the middle of the streets* Hit me! Hit me with your car!
Koko: Lloyd, we're going back to school shopping tomorrow.
Lloyd: …
Later the ninja are sit in a dark room
Nya: The dark times are upon us.
Jay: Hey man, what's the king of all school supplies?
Cole: I don't know. What?
Jay: The ruler.
Cole: *pulls out a gun*
?: Wake up, dear.
Cole: No.
?: Time for school.
Cole: Nooo.
Teacher: You're already here.
Cole: NO! *goes back to sleep*
If Lloyd was in a Back to School Ad
Jay: It's back to school time.
Lloyd: Why are you guys happy?
Nya: Time for learning.
Lloyd: Schools a bad thing.
Zane: And fun.
Lloyd: I hate you all. *walks away*
Nya: NO!
Kai: What happened?
Nya: Back to school commercials.
Kai: No. NO! *pulls out a gun and starts shooting the TV*
TV: *playing another Back to School commercial*
Lloyd: *turns off the tv* Okay.
Later Lloyd's laying down on the streets while Nya's driving her motorcycle
Lloyd: Just a little bit more. I want you to hurt me really hard.
Lloyd: Hey guys, don't be afraid of putting yourself out there. Just walk outside and-
Student: You're a bitch.
Lloyd: Okay. Stay inside.
Lloyd: Welcome to Mcdonalds, what can I get you?
Cole: I want to fucking die.
Lloyd: Same. Same.
At the store
Nya: Kai, go put those corndogs back.
Kai: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING! *runs off*
Now here's four skits
Teacher: Alright, so let's start off with a simple problem to start off our day. Here's one. Cole has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gives-
Jay: Wait, why does Cole have some many soaps in the first place?
Cole: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, JAY! WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT! IT'S MY LIFE! Damn!
Teacher: Are you all done? Alright, so Cole has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gives Nya six. How many dish soap will Cole have?
Cole: Six! I'm not even going to give her one. She pitching for none of that- HEY NYA! STEP YOUR A$$ BACK!
Nya: …
Teacher: Hey Cole! Give her the dish soap. It's in the problem.
Cole: I can give her some. Cause I seen her picking her nose earlier. Yeah, I seen that, Nya. You ain't slick! Disgusting! So get your hand over here and gets some soap.
Nya: *holds her hand out while feeling embarrassed*
Cole: *smile and pours some soap on her hand*
Zane: No, no, no, no, no.
Nya: Hey Zane.
Zane: *punches Nya's stomach*
Nya: AAAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Zane: You are one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and let you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
Nya: What the fuck are you talking about?
Zane: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now.
Jay: See ya. *walks away*
Nya: I'm not pregnant!
Zane: Well not after that punch you aren't. I've been taking some classes.
Nya: I was never pregnant, Zane.
Zane: ... Are you sure?
Nya: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Kai: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?
Zane: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test-
Kai: *punches Nya's stomach*
Nya: MOTHERFUCKER!
Koko: Lloyd, where are you baby? Mama wants to go home and get dr- go to sleep.
Later
Koko: Has anyone seen my son!? Oh god. LLOYD!
Much later
Koko: I can see every equation.
Much, much later
Koko: Excuse me ma'am, have you seen my son? He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.
Young Nya: …
Much, much, much later
Koko: Do you know where my son is?
Edna: No.
Koko: GOD DAMMIT!
After a rough day at school and saving Ninjago. Lloyd's extremely stress out and goes babysit a child for some money.
Lloyd: Okay, your mom left me a list. It says 'feed it at six o'clock so be sure to do that.' Then it says 'shut the hell up at forever o'clock'. So any questions?
Nelson: I want to play my GameCube.
Lloyd: That's not a question-
Nelson: Where's my Xbox?
Lloyd: How about you get me a PS piece of pizza, or you can Nintendo 64 forget about ever surviving.
Nelson: Can we get pizza?
Later
Pizza guy: Here's your pizza. With extra-
Lloyd: *grabs the pizza* Get the fuck out.
Lloyd throws Nelson at the Pizza guy, closes the door, and they exploded for no reason.
Lloyd: Finally, Little Caesars pepperoni pizza. All to myself. *opens the box and sees nothing* EVERY FUCKING TIME! *kicks it*
Lord Garmadon: Hey Wu, watch this. *stabs Jay with a sword*
Wu: What are you doing!? Why would you kill him like that?!
Lord Garmadon: You're next.
Zane: Good day Cole, how are you feeling today?
Cole: I'm feeling pretty happy.
Zane: So you're feeling gay?
Cole: … I'm not fucking gay, dude!
Principle: And here's our wonderful English class.
Kai: *smashing Jay's head against the wall* TWILIGHT! ISN'T! LITERATURE!
Lord Garmadon: *singing* This woman is my destiny. She said.
Koko: Ooh-ooh-hoo. Shut up. Shut up.
News Reporter: Folks were told to stay off roadways unless it was necessary.
Police: So why are you here?
Cole: I wanted doughnuts.
During Lunch
Nya: Guy's, save my seat.
Lloyd: Okay
Later, Nya comes back and sees someone else sitting in her seat.
Zane: We can explain.
Kai: She came in-
Nya: It's fine. *shoves her off her seat* It's okay.
Everyone: Yeah.
Jay: Well I had a really great time-
Nya: *kisses Jay*
Jay: … *runs off blushing*
Zane: *pulls out a coin out of nowhere* Boom.
Nya: WITCH! *attacks Zane* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW!
Kai: *throws sand at Zane* SAND COMPELS YOU!
Kai: *turns off the Xbox while Nya is playing on it*
Nya: Hey, I was-
Kai: *throws money at Nya* Shut up.
Lord Garmadon: Hey Lightning Ninja, look over there. Your family's getting murder.
Jay: What!?
Lord Garmadon: Just kidding. You just got prank.
Jay: *sees his parents dead bodies* YOU FUCKING KILLED MY PARENTS!
Young Lloyd: Hey dad, guess what day it is?
Lord Garmadon: Two year anniversary of your mother leaving?
Young Lloyd: It's hump day.
If Koko was a police officer
Koko: The man is armed, red eyes, gorgeous hair, beautiful smile… Perfect.
Young Cole: *picks up a phone* Hello, how are you doing?
Lord Garmadon: You didn't pay your income tax.
Young Cole: *hangs up*
Young Jay: Who was that?
Young Cole: The income tax guy.
Young Jay: Why did you hang up on him?
Young Cole: Because he's a bad guy. *hears the phone ringing and picks it up* Hello?
Lord Garmadon: This is the income tax man.
Young Cole: *hangs up*
Kai: Hey sis.
Nya: One second guys. *puts her phone down* What?
Kai: I'm gay.
Nya: *pick up her phone* You guys, my brother just said the gayest thing.
Jay: Hey, what's up?
Nya: Just here with my boyfriend.
Jay: Where?
Nya: *points to her cup*
Jay: *looks inside of the cup, and sees a fish* AAAAAHH!
Lord Garmadon: *holds his son* This baby is damn useless. He can't do shit.
Koko: What do you want him to do?
Lord Garmadon: I need him to do a back-flip.
Cole: Dude, check out my new mix tape.
Zane: What's it about?
Cole: Violence, death.
Zane: …
Cole: And fairies. *throws a toy fairy at Zane*
Zane: Oh my gosh.
Kai: Hey guys, I have a announcement. I'm changing my birthday to today.
Nya: It's fucking Christmas.
Kai: Really? You're going to be a bitch to me on my birthday.
Jay: Oh my gosh, this is a nice shirt. Can I keep it?
Lloyd: *sighs* Yes.
Jay: What about your hat, can I keep it?
Lloyd: Yeah.
Jay: What about your couch?
Lloyd: No! Stop it.
Garmadon: Ready to fucking die!? *holds up a sword*
Wu: AAAAHH! No! I'm a bad bitch! You can't kill me.
Cole: My freaking stomach hurts, dude.
Jay: You ate a lot last night.
Cole: What was it?
Jay: All the walls and the ceiling.
Cole: That's fucking sick.
Lloyd: *eating some Girl Scout cookies* Delicious.
Lord Garmadon: And nutritious. Girl Scout Cookies. Now made with real Girl Scouts.
Lloyd: What?
Student: Hey bitch, give me that scooter!
Young Lloyd: My mama gave me this scooter!
Student: Fuck your mama.
Young Lloyd: AAAAAHH! *throws the scooter at the student*
Koko: Lloyd, wake up.
Lloyd: Five minutes.
Koko: You've been in a coma for two years.
Lloyd: Okay, two more minutes.
And now a word of advice from Lloyd
Lloyd: And just remember that no one will ever hate you more than you already hate yourself.
Cole's first time as a DJ
Cole: Now how about you sing?
Kai: How about you sing?! That's what I paid for!
Cole: … Alright. Tough crowd.
Teacher: Now class, today will be talking about bullying.
Lloyd: I get bullied sometimes-
Everyone: NO ONE ASK!
Police: Keep your hands where I can see them! *walks over to a car*
Police: Sir, what's the prob-
The police officer sees a young Cole sitting on the drivers looking drunk while holding a bottle.
Police: Sir, what's in the bottle?
Young Cole: …
Police: What's in the bottle? *pulls out a walky talky* Headquarters, we got a car accident over at Mcdonalds. He's not responding. Sir, I need you to drop the bottle.
Young Cole: …
Police: Yep, he's resisted.
Overprotective brother
Young Kai: When the boys talk to you what do you do? Let's pretend, I'm the boy. *walks towards Nya*
Young Nya: *walks away*
Young Kai: Good job, Nya.
Here's the story. I hope you all enjoy
After Season 7
Jay: So, now what?
Cole: Are we supposed to look for Sensei or something?
Kai: Cole, he's literally lost in fucking time. We'll figure it out later.
Jay: But-
Kai: LATER!
Zane: Uh, guys. Does anyone notices the giant portal in the sky?
Nya: It might be Sensei coming back.
Kai: If Sensei Wu's coming back then why is it taking Lloyd?
Nya: What?
Lloyd: *floats away* GUYS, WHAT THE FUCK! SAVE ME! *gets suck in and the portal disappears*
Cole: Oh shit.
The portal reopens and someone else falls out of it. They land on the Airjitzu Temple, falls off the temple, and hits the ground.
Everyone: LLOYD!
Zane: Oh thank goodness he's back.
Movie Lloyd: Ugh, where am I?
Jay: OMG! The portal gave Lloyd green eyes!
Kai: Really Jay? Really? Out of all the things.
Meanwhile in The Ninjago movie universe
Lloyd: *falls from the portal and hit the ground* Ow! My head hurts like heck.
Lloyd looks around and sees five people who almost look like his friends.
Movie Kai: Bro, are you okay? *helps Lloyd up* What happened to your eyes, man? They aren't green anymore.
Lloyd: Who are you guys?
Movie Jay: You don't remember us? AH! Maybe the portal gave him amnesia?!
Movie Cole: Jay, you're overreacting.
Movie Jay: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! AAAAAHHH! *runs around scream like a little girl until he bumps into Zane*
Movie Zane: Oh, hello Jay.
Movie Nya: Can anyone explain what's going on?
Movie Wu: *appears out of nowhere* I might know.
Movie Kai: AH! WHAT THE HELL! Stop that.
Lloyd: Uncle?!
Movie Zane: I'm in shock. Sensei, may you explain what happened to Lloyd's eyes?
Movie Wu: I can't tell you that, but I can tell you this. Every year a portal appears that leads to another universe. It takes someone from both of those universes, and they switched places for three day. This Lloyd is from another universe, and our Lloyd is in his universe.
Movie Cole: Wait, how do you know all this?
Movie Wu: Long ago I switched places with another handsome Wu, and I had to fight snakes people with people I don't know.
Movie Jay: So, what do we do with this Lloyd then?
Movie Wu: We can't let no one know about this. Not even Koko.
Lloyd: Who's she?
Movie Nya: That's our Lloyd's mom.
Lloyd: That's strange. My mom's name is Misako.
Movie Kai: That doesn't matter. Anyways, we're going to be late for school if we don't start moving. So do we take him to school with us?
Movie Wu: Of course. I have important things to do, like drinking tea.
Lloyd: WAIT, WHAT!?
Meanwhile at The Blacksmith Shop
Ray: So let me get this straight. Lloyd was stuck into a portal, and then he came back, but with green eyes.
Kai: That's what Jay thinks. Not us.
Movie Lloyd: I have no idea who you guys are.
Jay: Maybe the portal gave him a-
Ray: Jay, we already did that joke, and it's terrible. And you should feel terrible. Anyway, I know what's going on, and it's very simple. This isn't our Lloyd.
Nya: What do you mean by that?!
Maya: Calm down, dear. Let me explain. During The Serpentine War, Wu went missing and we search for him everywhere. Once we found him, he had no clue what's going on. We later learned that he was from another universe. Three days later he was stuck into a portal and our Wu was back.
Zane: So you're saying that Lloyd will come back in three days?
Ray: That's pretty much it.
Cole: And that this guy is another Lloyd from another universe?
Ray: Yup.
Kai: Cool. So Other Lloyd, what's it like in your Ninjago city?
Movie Lloyd: Oh it's fine. Everybody hates me because my dad attacks the city, I get bullied a lot because him, and I cry myself to sleep every night because I think my dad doesn't love me and the whole world hates me. So other than that it's fine.
Everyone: …
Jay: Okay? Well how about you take it easy since you're here? Think of this as a vacation.
Movie Lloyd: I guess. I wonder how my friends are deal with the Other Lloyd?
Meanwhile at Ninjago movie's High school's hallways with Kai and Lloyd
Lloyd: Urgh! Why do I have end up it a universe where I have to go to school?!
Movie Kai: We all hate it here, Other Lloyd. We all hate it.
Lloyd: In my universe we never went to school while we're ninja. Plus why was everyone glaring at me while we were walking to school?
Movie Kai: Oh yeah, about that… In this universe everyone hates you.
Lloyd: Why?
Movie Kai: It's because of our Lloyd's dad.
Lloyd: Oh my gosh… I can see my dad again? Well he isn't my actual dad, but it's close enough.
Movie Kai: What are you talking about?
Lloyd: Nevermind.
Movie Zane: Hello my good friends. You all ready for another day in hell?
Lloyd: What the heck?
Movie Kai: It's something Cole programed Zane to say just for fun. I don't find it funny, but it's Cole's kind of humor. I guess.
Movie Nya: *drives her motorcycle in the hallway and stops by her friends* Sup guys. You need a ride?
Lloyd: Quick question. Why do you have a motorcycle at school?
Movie Nya: What?
Lloyd: It doesn't make any sense. What if you run over someone and then you get sued for breaking their bones or even worse by killing them? So why the fuck do you have it here?
Movie Nya: Because… Because fuck you. That's why.
The bell rings Nya pulls the guys onto her bike.
Movie Nya: No time wasting. LET'S GO! *drives off*
Meanwhile in Lord Garmadon's secret lair
Lord Garmadon: And that concludes my presentation of my super awesome evil plan. Any questions?
General six: *raises his hand*
Lord Garmadon: NEVER QUESTION ME! *pushes a button that launches General six far away* Any more questions?
Everyone: *shakes their head*
Lord Garmadon: Perfect. Now that we took care of that- *hears someone drinking something* Alright, who bought a drink and didn't share with me?!
General fourteen: Sorry Lord Garmadon. I'm just finishing my drink that I got during my lunch break.
Lord Garmadon: … Becky-
General fourteen: That's not m-
Lord Garmadon: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
General fourteen: S-sorry.
Lord Garmadon: Becky, where did you get that drink?
General fourteen: From Starbucks, sir.
Lord Garmadon: Becky, did you get me anything from Starbucks?
General fourteen: Well-
Lord Garmadon: BECKY, DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS!?
General fourteen: No sir...
Lord Garmadon: … *pushes a button that launches General fourteen far away* AND COME BACK WITH A DRINK FOR ME! Great, now I'm in a bad mood because of Becky. General number one, give me a idea that can make me feel better.
General one: You can take over Ninjago City.
Lord Garmadon: Perfect! I came up with it first! So let's go do that!
Meanwhile at the other universe in Ninjago City.
Movie Lloyd: *looks around*
Jay: Is everything alright?
Movie Lloyd: It's just that why are people here so calm?
Nya: What do you mean?
Movie Lloyd: Everyone hates me in my universe, but here no one cares that I'm Lord Garmadon's son?
Kai: Well- I agree with you. Why didn't everyone hate Lloyd when Garmadon was Lord Garmadon?
Movie Lloyd: What?
Zane: We'll explain later.
Movie Lloyd: Don't we have to go to school?
Nya: School? We don't go to school. We're ninja.
Movie Lloyd: Oh. Well that's a relief.
Dareth: Hey guys- Woah, why does the green ninja have green eyes?
Movie Lloyd: *knocks out Dareth*
Cole: Ha. I've been waiting a long time for someone to do that.
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK OTHER LLOYD!?
Movie Lloyd: HE KNOWS I'M THE GREEN NINJA!
Kai: Everyone knows we're the the ninja!
Movie Lloyd: WHY DID YOU REVEAL YOUR IDENTITIES TO EVERYONE!?
Dareth: *wakes up* What was th- *gets knock out again by Cole*
Cole: Ha. Never gets old.
Meanwhile Ninjago movie after school at the Destiny Bounty.
Movie Wu: Ah. This is nice. It's just my tea, relaxing music, and I.
Movie Kai: *kicks the door down* SENSEI, HOLY FUCK! YOU GOTTA SEE SOMETHING!
Movie Wu: *sigh* Fine.
Sensei Wu is drag into the dojo and his eyes widen from what he's seeing. Lloyd's doing spinjitzu while the rest of the ninja are as surprise as he is.
Movie Zane: Gasp.
Movie Jay: Dude, you have to teach me how you did it.
Movie Nya: I will pay you good money for you to teach me.
Movie Wu: Lloyd, how can you do that?
Lloyd: It's called spinjitzu, and it's kinda simple. I know other things like this? *summon his dragon*
Movie Zane: Omg.
Movie Kai: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
Movie Jay: AAAAAHH!
Movie Cole: Cool.
Movie Nya: Guys, Lord Garmadon's attacking Ninjago City!
Movie Kai: Quickly. *jumps out of a window*
Movie Nya: He does that sometimes, Other Lloyd.
Three days later at the other universe's Destiny's Bounty
Movie Lloyd: I always wonder how hell does this ship fly, even tho we have one at my universe.
Zane: So how are you feeling today?
Movie Lloyd: I'm actually feeling great. Really happy to be honest.
Zane: Well I'm glad you're feeling alright.
Movie Lloyd: You're really different from my Zane.
Zane: What's he like?
Movie Lloyd: He's… Random.
Zane: I'm strange over there, am I?
Movie Lloyd: Yeah, but in a good way.
Nya: It's been three day, so when do you think the portal will open?
Cole: I don't- Where's the Other Lloyd?
Zane: Oh dear.
30 minutes later after search for Movie Lloyd, the ninja found him in a closet
Jay: Lloyd, can you please come out.
Movie Lloyd: NO!
Zane: I don't understand why he's trap himself in the closet.
Cole: I didn't even know we have a closet.
Kai: Lloyd, can we talk about why the hell are you in a closet?
Movie Lloyd: Sure.
Cole: Oh come on! He'll only talking to Kai, but not us! Now I feel like this is being forced.
Nya: Shut up and let my ship happen!
Kai: So explain why you trap yourself in a closet?
Movie Lloyd: I don't want to go back. Everyone here doesn't care I'm Lord Garmadon's son. I hate my universe, and I like it here more than there.
Kai: Lloyd, are we in that universe?
Movie Lloyd: Yeah.
Kai: Are they your friends?
Movie Lloyd: Yeah.
Kai: Are we the same as them?
Movie Lloyd: Yeah. Well except for Zane, and a little bit of Nya and Cole.
Kai: Look, I know it's hard for you. You gotta stay strong. You have us over there being your friends. They miss you, since you've been gone. I promise you that things will get better.
Movie Lloyd: How do you know that?
Kai: I know things will work out good. I promise.
Movie Lloyd: *sighs* Fine. *get out of the closet* Let's do this.
Nya: *hugs Movie Lloyd* We'll miss you.
Everyone: *get in a group hug*
Movie Lloyd: I'll miss you too.
At the Ninjago movie universe.
Lloyd: *looks up and sees the portal opening* Well it looks like our adventure is over. It was fun stopping Other Lloyd's annoying dad, getting hated on, getting to know you guys, and doing homework. I was joking at the last part. I hated doing that.
Movie Kai: It was nice knowing you, Lloyd.
Movie Nya: I hope we can see each other soon.
Movie Cole: *gives Lloyd a thumbs up*
Movie Zane: Farewell, my good friend.
Movie Jay: Lloyd, before you go. I have a question.
Lloyd: Go on.
Movie Jay: *whispers* Is the Other Jay with Other Nya?
Lloyd: *smiles* Yup, and maybe you'll end up with Nya too.
Movie Jay: YES!
Movie Nya: What are you guys talking about?
Movie Jay: N-nothing.
Lloyd: See ya. *floats away to the portal*
Movie Kai: So now what?
Movie Zane: Let's hope for the best for him.
Movie Cole: *takes off his headphones, gets down on one knee in front of Zane, and pulls out a ring* Marry me.
Movie Kai: That felt like it was forced.
Movie Lloyd: *falls out of the portal and lands on his face* Ow.
Movie Kai: Hey Bro. Long time no seen.
Meanwhile in a room
Sensei Wu: So you're the one I switch places with years ago?
Movie Wu: It seems like it.
Sensei Wu: If you're myself from another universe, you must like something that every Wu has to like. Do you like tea?
Movie Wu: I don't like tea. I'm a fanboy for it.
Sensei Wu: You pass.
Meanwhile again in the other universe
Jay: Guys, I just made a Universe gun.
Nya: What that?
Jay: It's like the portal gun, except you can travel to different universes instead of dimensions. So we can go visit Other Lloyd and his friend whenever we want
Cole: That depends on if the author gets more ideas for us to do with the Universe gun. It might take awhile tho.
Jay: Okay.
Is it good, bad, okay, or it's the worst story you ever seen? Well I hope you all enjoy and have a wonderful day