Chapter 13: 'Varia Guyyyyy!'
For some odd reason, laughter was issuing from Fran's room. Curious as to what could possibly make the apathetic young man laugh, the other members of the Varia entered his room to see him watching youtube. A video called 'Varia Guyyyyy!' to be precise. After the first second Squalo wanted to destroy the Multimedia Machine of repeating Terror and Humiliation, but the others held him back long enough for it to get to Bel's part. Once it got to that, Squalo being given the voice of a screechy mother seemed to take a back seat as the 'team' snickered at the role given to the Prince. A lazy slob who spent his days in front of the tv. Of course, the fact that the character said he wanted the 'holla back girl' dead might have helped. It fit the sadistic killer maniac quite well, as did the delivery. Squalo didn't even have enough time to be sufficiently pissed by the voice given to him to break free before Lussuria popped up singing, badly and off key, but singing. The whole Varia stood in rapt shock and amusement as 'Lussuria' sang about having a job at Burger King. When the screen went black with panting in the background, the Varia expressed their amusement in their special way. Lussuria laughed out right, Squalo screamed; still mad that he played the part of a woman, Bel gave his signature creepy laugh as he pulled out his knives; also a little peeved, Fran snickered; which was unusual, Levi fought to hold in his guffaws, Mammon wondered if he could still use the video as blackmail, and Xanxus had decided to stay in his room. Squalo would explain the disturbance if it were anything he needed to know about. Then the screen came to life again. This time it was Fran who was the center of the video. Though, watching, it was a wonder Fran had laughed at it. Then again, the others found no end of amusement at the clip of what they assumed was Fran dancing to something resembling waltz music and Bel telling him it was gay at the end. Bel gave his signature laugh, thinking about putting away his knives. Until the next clip came. It seemed that Bel was attempting to cheer up a character who's voice was put to Xanxus by singing 'peanut butter jelly time,' and failing. The voice didn't fit Xanxus at all and the song was humiliating. Suffice it to say, Bel was not a happy Prince. As for the next segment, it made Bel throw his knives at the screen... and Fran's head. It seemed that 'Fran' was trying to help 'Bel' with a relationship problem, and failing. It seemed to be a trend in the video. Plus 'Mammon' was the love interest for 'Bel.' The real Mammon was not amused. After that was a segment involving 'Squalo', 'Fran', and 'Bel' talking about 'Bel' getting a DUI. The fact that 'Bel' had gotten a DUI at all was funny, but it was the clip that came next that really got them. Hypochondriac drunk 'Fran.'
"Oh my~! That's simply hilarious!" Lussuria laughed. The others couldn't help but agree. Then came a segment where 'Bel' and 'Fran' were running a wire between two stories of a house. Normally, this wouldn't happen nor would it be that funny under normal circumstances. However, in the video, it was hilarious. Even Bel, who was not pleased at his likeness being used to represent someone running wiring, couldn't help but be amused at least a little. Those that were not included, and Fran, were laughing heartily, or not so heartily in Fran's case, by the end of the video.
"Captain, are you going to show this to boss?" asked Fran. Squalo chuckled darkly, his face clearly displeased.
"No, I'll just tell him you were watching a stupid youtube video that made fun of you as well as other members of the Varia. There is no need for him to see this. Especially with his scene in there." The others shuddered. What would Xanxus think of his 'scene' in the video? It was better not to speculate.
A/N: Hey guys! Sorry it took so long to update. No, nothing bad happened, I'm just lazy. I've had this written months before I even started posting these drabbles. Oh well, it's here now. Review and tell me how you liked it!