My Pet Wabbit

~…Baby Love…~

It's been some time changes since your mommy and daddy gave you to Blood to care for. By now you've taken a liking to the Hatter Family, especially your 'pet' rabbit Elliot. Elliot is your favorite out of the others because he's the only one with cute, fluffy ears unlike the others, they don't. You still didn't understand why Elliot would always frown whenever you call him "wabbit," and he would tell you that his not a freaking rabbit and that he hates carrots whenever you try to shove a small carrot to his mouth.

You got this idea of shoving a carrot to the poor second in command of the mafia when you saw the Bloody Twins play a prank on Elliot during one of their tea party that Blood held in the garden because he was bored, and he wanted to drink his black tea with biscuits. Who even does that nowadays? Anyway, you thought it was funny seeing the annoyed look Elliot was wearing when the twins tried shoving a bunch of small carrots in his mouth, saying that it'll help his eyes see better.

So now whenever you're with Elliot you would always try to at least shove a baby carrot in his mouth. How you got the baby carrots out of nowhere is something that Elliot doesn't want to know.

"Can you stop shoving carrots inside my mouth, you little brat!" Elliot's right eye twitched as he snatched the tiny carrots from your little hand. Today was his day to look after you since the others were busy with their own work. Elliot was busy too, busier than the Bloody Twins with all the paper work he needs to finish for Blood. "I'm gonna kill those twins later." He sighed and threw the carrot he was holding in his hand in the nearby trash bin placed in the side of the hallway.

"This is their freaking fault. Because of them, now you're doing the same to what they're doing to me." He looked back to you and you giggled in his arms. "Sheesh. I don't get you, brat." He shook his head as he went back to walking down the hallway not really knowing where to go. "It seems that you enjoy seeing me get annoyed and tortured, like the twins." He softly pinched you on the cheek.

"I wike wabbit!" You grinned and titled your head to the side. Yes. Yes you do like the wabbit man. You like getting him annoyed. It makes you happy. Very happy.

"But then again, maybe this weird attitude of yours came from that dad of yours." Elliot said mostly to himself and not to you. "Ha!" He gasped and looked back at you. It seems that he finally realized something about you. "I hope you're not a sadist like your freaking, annoying dad!" His shock face soon turned into a concern one. He didn't want you turning into a sadist.

There are so many sadists in Wonderland already that adding another might kill him later on. He already had to deal with the twins and the other role holders for being annoying as hell. Plus that idiot knight who always gets lost in the Hatter's territory just adds up to his problem. And the ones that he hates the most out of all the role holders in Wonderland are your mommy and daddy. He hates them so much that he wished for them to never return after they die, but sadly that wish never came true since Joker would always just come back to life and mock the ones that tried killing him before killing them off by himself.

It's an endless cycle of madness. That is what Wonderland is, but you're still too young and innocent to know the truth. So for now your life is just full of fun and excitement with your 'family.'

"_." Elliot grabbed you by the armpits and turned you around so you could face him. "Promise me that you won't turn into a sadist." He said in a serious tone. "I won't be able to take it if an innocent baby like you turns into one of them." Elliot shuddered at the thought of you turning to a full out sadist in the future because of those stupid role holders. Too bad because you're already a little sadist thanks to your parents and your twin brothers.

You didn't understand what your cute pet wabbit is saying to you, and so you tilted your head to the side and blinked. "Hm?"

"God," Elliot sighed. He forgot that you're still a toddler and don't know many things yet. Wait…toddler? "Right, I forgot." He looked back at you and leaned his face towards yours. "Just say yes." He said.

"Nn?"

"Say yes, _." Elliot said slower this time, "_, saaay yes. Yes."

"Yes!" You shouted happily and you started to laugh. "Yes!" Oh how great! You manage to say a right word! "Wabbit! Yes!" You grinned, showing some of your baby teeth that were growing out. It surprised Elliot that your teeth were growing out pretty past. When you came to Hatter Mansion your teeth were barely even showing but now they're growing in a blink of an eye. He had a feeling that this isn't done by your normal growth but by something else. He swore to himself that he'll find out later, and he'll ask the twin first.

"Heh," Elliot smiled at how you smiled so cute. He may not enjoy you calling him wabbit, but he does enjoy being with you except when he's working in his office and you being there annoying him. He doesn't like that. "As a reward for saying a word right how about we go to the kitchen and eat some cake."

"Yes!" You nodded your head excitedly. "Cake!"

"Good." Elliot nodded his head, the smile on his face widens. "You said another word right!" He pinched your cheek again. He loves pinching your cheeks since they are so soft. You're a pinching magnet. "That's great!"

Feeling that you had to make pet wabbit happier you giggled and pulled out a baby carrot out of your tiny pocket from your one piece suit that looks like a white rabbit. You even have the ears and the cute tiny tail too. "Wabbit, cawwot! Yes!" You showed the vegetable to Elliot and the smile on his face fell that very moment.

"So that's where you keep getting those carrots." Elliot said under his breath. "Tell me. Who gave you this bag of baby carrots?" He asked as he pulled out the tiny bag of baby carrots out of your tiny pocket. He doesn't care if you don't understand him. "Is it the twins?" He knew that it was always those damn twins. They're always up to no good and always trying to annoy the hell out of him because they think it's fun. Well it's not fun for poor Elliot.

"Yes! Cawwot!" You nodded your head as you poked Elliot on the cheek with the baby carrot in your hand. "Wabbit, cawwot! Yes!" You continued poking Elliot on the face, and even almost poking him on the eyes too. "Ahahaha!"

"No! I don't want any carrots!" Elliot exclaimed and took the carrots from you. He'll go blind if he didn't take the carrot from you. Evil carrots! "Stop trying to feed me those things!"

"Cawwots!" You manage to take another one out from your other tiny pocket. Oh ho! You are very clever little baby!

"What the?!" Elliot shouted as he took the other bag of carrots out of your other pocket. It seems that you're hiding a lot of carrots. "There's more?! Seriously! Okay, enough." He said as he threw the carrots out of the window next to him. He'll just make one of the maids pick them up later. "Did Dee and Dum give you those carrots, _?"

"Yes!" You nodded, the smile on your face getting bigger and bigger. This must be a new game! You love it when you play new games!

"Are they the one that told you to shove those damn things to me?" Elliot asked. He was getting pissed. He's ready to hunt those twins wherever they are.

"Yes!"

"Did they tell you that I like carrots when I don't?"

"Yes!" You kind of understand what pet wabbit is trying to say. You know that all you have to say is one word to him whenever he pauses.

"One last question," Elliot said. "Are you okay with me killing those brats?" He hoped that you say yes again.

"YES!" You giggled. You love this game. Saying yes is fun! "Yes! Yes! Yes!" You laughed when you saw Elliot smile bigger than your smile. You thought that you made him very happy in which you did. You're allowing him to kill the Bloody Twins even though you don't know what the word kill means.

"Perfect." Elliot eyes glint mischievously. He now has a reason to finally kill those annoying brats. "_, I will share you one of my carrot cake as a reward for telling me the truth." He'll hunt down the twins later, but for now he needs to feed you first. "You're very smart for a toddler."

"Yes!"

Yes. You are smart.

~…Baby Love…~

Elliot and you finally got to the kitchen, and a carrot cake was already prepared in the counter. When Elliot walked closer to the counter you saw little carrots decorated on the cake.

"Cawwot!" You said pointing your index finger to the delicious carrot cake. "Wabbit, cawwot!" You looked at Elliot who only laughed.

"Yes, they're carrots. But they're not real." Elliot said as he placed you down on your very own baby chair. "I hate carrots but I love carrot cake." He went to the other side of the counter and grabbed two small plates, a silver fork and a plastic fork for you.

Elliot then went back to the round table where you were and sat on one of the wooden chairs. "I'll cut one for you." He said as he sliced a small piece of the carrot cake for you. He didn't want to cut you the normal size since he knows that you can't finish one, and he hates wasting carrot cake.

Elliot placed the plate in front of you and handed your plastic fork. "Now don't poke yourself with that fork even if it is just a plastic." He said. He remembered that time when you accidently poked yourself with a plastic fork a few time changes ago. "Now eat up. I still have to find those brats." He said as he cut up his own portion of the cake.

"Wabbit, I wan mik." You said. You don't like eating your cake or any cake without your milk. It's something that you like to do ever since you were living with mommy and daddy. They would always give you milk with your food, telling you that it would help you grow bigger.

"Oh, right. Sorry." Elliot ruffled your hair before getting back up on his feet and making his way to the refrigerator. He grabbed the carton of milk and then went to one of the drawers to grab your own bottle. You like your bottle since it has a cute straw.

Elliot returned with your cold milk. "Here you go, little brat." He said and you happily took the bottle from his hand.

You smiled and placed your bottle of milk down in front of you before grabbing your fork. You enjoyed your cake, and you didn't care the mess you made. You love it.

Elliot couldn't help but laugh at how messy you eat. "It looks like your just playing with your cake, _." He said grabbing a napkin and wiping your mouth. "It's okay. There's more for you later."

You looked up to your pet wabbit and smiled. "Ewwiot." You said, shocking the march hare. You've always hear Blood say that to your wabbit so you wanted to say it too.

"You...just called...my name." Elliot blinked. He didn't mind that you didn't say his name right, but it was better than being called wabbit.

"Ewwiot." You smiled.

"That's awesome." Elliot smiled and gave you a kiss on the tip of your nose. "You'll do better in the future, _."

From the outside of the kitchen Elliot didn't notice that Blood was watching the two of them behind the slight open door. He's been there for a few minutes now. He didn't meant to be there but when he was passing by the kitchen he heard your voice. Curious he decided to see what was going on.

Blood was glad that he checked up on you because he got to see his second in command enjoying his time with you. Elliot was the only one that was distant from you from the beginning but now he seems really close to you. Blood thought that Elliot hated you for always calling him wabbit and trying to make him eat carrots. He knew from the beginning that it was the twin that made you think that Elliot is your pet rabbit and that rabbits loves eating carrots. Of course being Blood, he didn't say anything to Elliot.

Freaking Blood.

Blood smiled a little and fully closed the door. "I see this is going well." He said as he walked down the hallway. "I guess I didn't have to worry about _ being with Elliot any longer."

Now all he had to worry about is you being left with the Bloody Twin.

~…Baby Love…~