BAWTATACHA!!!!
um yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i dont own FLCL like AT ALL..... i just rip off characters and put them to weird lil stories.....
author's rant - hello all. i'm kinda sorry i havent done a new chappy in a long time so i'll try and make this one long for you guys!! Oh! and just so you guys know this is a special AUTHOR'S RANT EPISODE OF THIS STORY!!!!!! basically think of them as subtitles at the bottom of the screen.....XD alright! on to the ficcy!!!
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Haruna rolled over in her sleep pulling the blanket off of the small robot dog that was laying next to her. It shivered slightly in the night air. Sleepily the dog got up and pushed itself back under the covers. Haruna's eyes flew open. (oooo scary....)
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It was almost too much to take in. Haruna, Haruko, and now the robot. Haruko said it needed a home, so we took it. This is getting weird.
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Naota shot up in bed after hearing Haruna's scream from down the hall. Haruko cracked one eye open and looked at him. What's wrong Tak-kun? (u know i'm thinkin about naming something i own this... any ideas people?) Naota looked down at her, I heard Haruna scream.
Just then the door to their room flew open. Both adults looked towards the door to reveal a panting Haruna in her footsie (spell checkers can go to hell!!!) pjs with the small robotic dog biting the fabric at her hip; wiggling like a fish outta water. Instantly Haruko was laughing whole heartedly.
Haruna puffed up her cheeks slightly (awwwww sooo cute!!) and stared her mom down. Naota snorted slightly and pulled the blankets off of himself. He walked over to Haruna smiling while she still glared at her mom. Naota grabbed the dog and pulled. It let go and began wagging it's tail in his arms. (oo i want one)
Haruna stopped glaring at her mom, even though she was still laughing, to look at the dog. The dogs displayed little happily squinted eyes ....(ya know like ....hm..... dang i like cant use the.............XD hmmmm kinda like that...........oonly curved .ya know down towards the mouth...........stupid dog...... i cant even write in ur emotions!!!! _)....... Haruna looked at it kinda freaked out. Naota made a motion to hand her the dog.
I don't want it. She said putting her hands up. Naota sighed and looked at her. Look Haruna, she looked to the side as Haruko finally stopped laughing. It came outta your head. He pushed it towards her. And that means you gotta take care of it. She looked down at it as it wagged it's little metallic tail. (seriously, i dont know why thats in the story... naota didnt take care of his.........oh well)
She accepted the small dog into her arms with a sigh. Naota scratched the back of his head and yawned. you should go back to sleep now. She nodded slightly and turned and left. Naota shut the door and returned to his bed for more blissful sleep....... (with Haruko!!! XD)
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LIKE UM...... I DUNNO...... 4-5 HOURS PASS BY...... ITS MORNING.......YEEEEAAA....
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They all sat around the table. Everyone, Haruna, Haruko, the robot dog (now affectionatley called RD), Naota, Naota's Dad, and Ninamori. All sitting around enjoying bowls of Lucky Charms (_ grrr i didnt know what to put in here. I like FLCL, i like lucky charms, so i thought hey why not put 2 and 2 together!) and chatting to one another. Naota was the first to freak out.
What the HELL happened??? He pointed to Ninamori. What the hell are you doing here!! Eri (too lazy to type Ninamori over and over and over again) pulled the spoon outta her mouth. Well right now it looks like I'm having breakfast. he put one foot on the table. I can see that! I meant how did you get here! She took another bite of cereal. I walked,. what did you think i did fly? That did it. (rpg music plays, acquired twitchy pissed off eyebrows') Naota's eyes twitched slightly.
Eri calmly drank the rest of her milk outta her bowl, put it on the table, and looked at him. Look, the author of the story wanted me in the story already so here I am. (::nods, nods::) everyone went silent and stared at her for a second or two. Naota plopped back down while saying, I dont know what you're talking about but I guess you can stay for a little while.
They continued eating and talking till everyone had finished their food. Both Naota and Haruko cleared the bowls away and took them to the kitchen. Eri stared at Haruna, who was at the other end of the table. Haruna looked from the doorway to the kitchen to Eri. Who are you?
she said flatly. Eri propped her head on her right hand. How do you know Naota? Haruna leaned forward and rested her hands on her elbows. I'm his daughter. Eri stared at her for a moment and gave her a skeptical look. Really now? she asked Haruna.
Haruko and Naota returned from the kitchen with some orange juice cans. Haruko was the first to speak, so, what were you guys talking about. Eri and Haruna just continued to stare at eachother. They sat down. Naota took a swig of the orange juice. Eri looked at Naota. She said she was your kid.
Naota promptly spit out the orange juice in his mouth all over the lovely Haruko.
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well i guess thats it. i was seriously hoping for something longer but like that seemed like the most perfect ending i could think of. hopefully this chapter made you laugh at least once. if not them review saying so. I would especially looooove it if you guys could review saying which is funnier. situational comedy, or author rant.....
review response from chapter 13:
Blu : OMG i think it funny that when i looked back on ur revieew you were like reviewing with like three different people in ur head. it was hilarious. and yes i know ma grammar sucks... sadly T.T ::sniff sniff::
mamoru21 : yep more chapters
VASHATSOCOM : i bet ur still gone. and i bet ur not gonna read this again sadly cuz i have no idea where you are........ you like stoped iming me........ hmmmm....... but thanks for the comment on the amarao scene. i hope to have more of him in the future.
sleepymoose34 : hey ma takun! ;) haruna is like 16 or so. i havent figured it all out but shes definantly not 12. naota's childhood friends are still on the way. though i want to add most of them in a cant like. i might not right the guys in... well mebbie the chu' guy. thanx for the encouragement!! XD
crobdan : okay, to be completely honest. I had given up on this story till you reviewed. u like reviewed and i went holy crap..... hm mebbie i should update.' tha only problem is that no one reviews on this story anymore.. T_T so depressing.....
well i guess thats all for now....
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