K.A. Drumroll, please.... dunt da dunt da! I'm back with an update! School,
you know the deal.
Sometimes, I am just absolutely amazed at what comes out of my screwed up little little head onto this computer. Now is definitely one of those times. This chapter is.... messed up. But funny! Just the way we like it, right? He he Enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Seven Eleven, kit kat, burgers, whatever else I used that is not mine, I do not own them. And I do not mean to be offensive or serious with this stuff... and don't do the naughty stuff Marik does!
Marik's guide to World Domination
Well, my underlings, the time will come sooner or later.
You are exposed.
But fear not.
If you have been following me from the beginning, you should be fine.....
So we went inside of the Seven Eleven.
"Okay, I shall now open the SECRET PASSAGEWAY that leads to the SECRET LAIR," Shaadi announced grandly.
I rolled my eyes. "Okay, asshole, just get on with the show," I sneered.
"Marik!" Ishizu smacked me on the arm.
"Ow, sister!" I whined loudly. "That hurt!"
What a big meanie butthead.
"Do you want me to kiss your boo boo and make it all better, babe?" Duke asked, right up my ass as usual.
"No," I snapped hastily, jumping away from him.
"Avert your eyes while I open the SECRET PASSAGE WAY!" Shaadi yelled.
"Avert this," I flipped him the bird.
Ryou snickered, running his hands through his unruly thick hair. "Let's leave, Marik. This sucks."
"YOU CANNOT LEAVE," Shaadi yelled loudly. "The items have called for us!"
"I hate this stupid destiny crap."
"Can you PLEASE just turn around so I can open the damn SECRET PASSAGE?!"
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't wanna."
"Marik, why do you have to be such a little shithead?" Ishizu asked, sighing.
"Because its fun," I answered matter-of-factly.
"Come on, Marik! This is like a fun game!" Yugi turned around and slapped his stupid little hands over his eyes.
Oh boy.
"Yeah, Marik!" Duke grabbed me.
"H-Hey!" I yelped as Duke wrapped his arm around my waist and turned me around with him.
EWWWW!! I have COOTIES!!
Will this ever wash off? Maybe if I scrub real hard....
Duke wrapped his other arm around my shoulder and leaned his cheek against mine.
Awww man.
Duke is living out his fantasies with me right here in the middle of the Seven Eleven!
"Go ahead and open the SECRET PASSAGE," Duke said dreamily, probably thinking of ripping my clothes off at the next moment.
I must maintain some of my dignity!
"Duke.... I think you're a little too close..." I murmured.
"What?" He asked airily.
I heard Shaadi mumbling some crap and what sounded like a door opening.
"Duke, please get off of me."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean get the fuck off!" I shoved him away.
Politeness will not work with this boy.
"O....kay," Duke frowned and walked away.
Good. I hope that fucker got the meassage.
Unless he was hoping I would run after him, pleading for forgiveness.
Pshht, yeah right.
Everybody had already left the main store and headed into the secret passage off the side of the store.
I innocently walked up and down the aisles for a moment, then whipped out my rod.
The MILLENIUM rod.
I walked up to the register person.
"You will allow me to take what ever I want.... without paying."
"Yes... you may have whatever you want, sir."
I ran into the aisles and started shoving bags of potato chips and candy down my shirt and pants.
He he I love having the rod.
MEANWHILE
"The meaning of our presence is being told to me.." Shaadi closed his eyes.
Kaiba was staring up at the ceiling.
This is the most boring crap ever. Besides, my feet are killing me," He took the heels off. "Whew!"
"My hose is bunching up," Joey commented, picking it out of his butt.
"I know. This crap likes to go all the way over to the left side of my ass and it feels funny," Kaiba was also picking at his butt trying to straighten them out.
"Ah, yes!" Shaadi announced. "Marik."
"Marik?" Ishizu asked.
"Where is he, anyway?" Duke asked, still feeling rejected.
"The items are trying to warn us... of a plot Marik is planning to carry out." Shaadi looked around at everyone.
"That's... nonsense!" Ryou blurted out quickly.
Shaadi raised an eyebrow. "Really, Bakura? Aren't you his best friend?"
"Yes! Marik just wants everyone to like him. He doesn't know how, though. That's why he acts the way he does. For attention."
"Ooh," Ishizu said, buying his load of bullshit.
"No...." Shaadi shook his head. "I feel malicious intent...taking over the world. That is his plot. To take over the world."
Everyone stared at him a moment, then laughed.
"Please, Shaadi. I know you two have your differences, and Marik can be a brat, but TAKING OVER THE WORLD?" Ishizu shook her head.
"Yeah, my baby would never try anything like that," Duke shouted, now obviously over his earlier rejection.
"Yeah," Yugi butted in. "Marik is one of my bestest friends in the whole wide universe and we all love each other and I know he would never do anything to harm anyone else. He is one of my bestest friends," Yugi ended in a whisper. "I know."
"Ignoring a message from the messengers of Ra will lead to..."
"Blah blah blah," Ryou butted in, trying to stop him from saying anything else. "Lets go to Burgerland and get something to eat."
BACK TO ME
I grabbed a lemonade out of the fridge.
"Hmm hmm hmm," I opened it and took a swig.
Then a hand clamped on my shoulder.
"Eeeeeeekkkkk!" I screamed like a girl and jumped up.
"Marik, what are you doing?" Boomed the voice of my unfortunately-might-be- brother-in-law.
"...Nothing," I answered.
"Is that a Kit-Kat I see sticking out of your shirt?" Shaadi accused, pointing at the orange wrapper peeking out of my shirt.
"Yes," I answered.
"MARIK!" Shaadi screeched. "You know stealing is wrong! Put it back, now!"
"No!" I stuck out my tongue at him.
"Just wait til Ra hears what a naughty little boy you are."
"Well I have the Winged Dragon of Ra, so Ra is obviously on my side."
"Marik, don't make me get that candy out of your shirt myself," Shaadi warned.
"I'd like to see you try," I answered.
No sooner than I had said that, Shaadi jumped me!
"Ahh!" Shaadi jammed his hand down my shirt, while I tried to squirm away from the bastard.
Yugi merrily skipped out of the secret passage and froze when he saw us.
"RAPE!" I screamed. "HELP ME! RAPE RAPE!"
"Oh my!" Yugi gasped and put a hand over his mouth along with a miniature crowd.
"What- What did you say?" Shaadi asked, horrified.
"GET OFF ME, YOU PERV!"
I knew Shaadi was blushing as he threw the candy from my shirt onto the floor.
The rest of the gang emerged from the passage.
"What's all the commotion?" Ryou asked.
"Oh, I see you hid some down your pants, too!" Shaadi said, reaching for my pants.
"OH NO! HE'S GOING FOR THE GOLD!" I shrieked.
Shaadi now proceeded to jam his hand down my pants.
"AHHH!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
Ishizu sighed heavily and rolled her eyes. "They are always like this," she informed the crowd.
"I'll save you Marik!" Duke shouted. He grabbed Shaadi's ankle, causing him to lose his balance and grip on me. I bolted out of there faster than you can say "Cheese."
I took the unfortunate route of going into the SECRET LAIR.
"Oh, shit," I murmured when I realized that I had ran into the SECRET LAIR.
I heard the door to the SECRET LAIR close.
Oh shiiittt...
"Am I stuck in here?" I asked no one in particular.
"I'm too young and sexy to die!" I cried. "NNNOOOO!!"
"Calm down," Shaadi snapped.
Aw, man, not him again.
"Marik, I have something of grave importance to tell you," Shaadi said in a somber tone.
"What?" I asked impatiently.
"I know of your evil plans."
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, whatever."
....He doesn't know.
He can't know, right?
"Ra has given me visions..."
"Shaadi, this crap isn't cute, you know," I said.
"I'm being serious. Your plans to take over the world will have a grave impact."
"What?" I asked, now interested.
"Let me show you.... what the world would be like.... if you were to succeed..."
K.A. Yup. There it is. I hope I haven't lost my touch in my, uh, long time it took to update. Please review and tell me!
Sometimes, I am just absolutely amazed at what comes out of my screwed up little little head onto this computer. Now is definitely one of those times. This chapter is.... messed up. But funny! Just the way we like it, right? He he Enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Seven Eleven, kit kat, burgers, whatever else I used that is not mine, I do not own them. And I do not mean to be offensive or serious with this stuff... and don't do the naughty stuff Marik does!
Marik's guide to World Domination
Well, my underlings, the time will come sooner or later.
You are exposed.
But fear not.
If you have been following me from the beginning, you should be fine.....
So we went inside of the Seven Eleven.
"Okay, I shall now open the SECRET PASSAGEWAY that leads to the SECRET LAIR," Shaadi announced grandly.
I rolled my eyes. "Okay, asshole, just get on with the show," I sneered.
"Marik!" Ishizu smacked me on the arm.
"Ow, sister!" I whined loudly. "That hurt!"
What a big meanie butthead.
"Do you want me to kiss your boo boo and make it all better, babe?" Duke asked, right up my ass as usual.
"No," I snapped hastily, jumping away from him.
"Avert your eyes while I open the SECRET PASSAGE WAY!" Shaadi yelled.
"Avert this," I flipped him the bird.
Ryou snickered, running his hands through his unruly thick hair. "Let's leave, Marik. This sucks."
"YOU CANNOT LEAVE," Shaadi yelled loudly. "The items have called for us!"
"I hate this stupid destiny crap."
"Can you PLEASE just turn around so I can open the damn SECRET PASSAGE?!"
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't wanna."
"Marik, why do you have to be such a little shithead?" Ishizu asked, sighing.
"Because its fun," I answered matter-of-factly.
"Come on, Marik! This is like a fun game!" Yugi turned around and slapped his stupid little hands over his eyes.
Oh boy.
"Yeah, Marik!" Duke grabbed me.
"H-Hey!" I yelped as Duke wrapped his arm around my waist and turned me around with him.
EWWWW!! I have COOTIES!!
Will this ever wash off? Maybe if I scrub real hard....
Duke wrapped his other arm around my shoulder and leaned his cheek against mine.
Awww man.
Duke is living out his fantasies with me right here in the middle of the Seven Eleven!
"Go ahead and open the SECRET PASSAGE," Duke said dreamily, probably thinking of ripping my clothes off at the next moment.
I must maintain some of my dignity!
"Duke.... I think you're a little too close..." I murmured.
"What?" He asked airily.
I heard Shaadi mumbling some crap and what sounded like a door opening.
"Duke, please get off of me."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean get the fuck off!" I shoved him away.
Politeness will not work with this boy.
"O....kay," Duke frowned and walked away.
Good. I hope that fucker got the meassage.
Unless he was hoping I would run after him, pleading for forgiveness.
Pshht, yeah right.
Everybody had already left the main store and headed into the secret passage off the side of the store.
I innocently walked up and down the aisles for a moment, then whipped out my rod.
The MILLENIUM rod.
I walked up to the register person.
"You will allow me to take what ever I want.... without paying."
"Yes... you may have whatever you want, sir."
I ran into the aisles and started shoving bags of potato chips and candy down my shirt and pants.
He he I love having the rod.
MEANWHILE
"The meaning of our presence is being told to me.." Shaadi closed his eyes.
Kaiba was staring up at the ceiling.
This is the most boring crap ever. Besides, my feet are killing me," He took the heels off. "Whew!"
"My hose is bunching up," Joey commented, picking it out of his butt.
"I know. This crap likes to go all the way over to the left side of my ass and it feels funny," Kaiba was also picking at his butt trying to straighten them out.
"Ah, yes!" Shaadi announced. "Marik."
"Marik?" Ishizu asked.
"Where is he, anyway?" Duke asked, still feeling rejected.
"The items are trying to warn us... of a plot Marik is planning to carry out." Shaadi looked around at everyone.
"That's... nonsense!" Ryou blurted out quickly.
Shaadi raised an eyebrow. "Really, Bakura? Aren't you his best friend?"
"Yes! Marik just wants everyone to like him. He doesn't know how, though. That's why he acts the way he does. For attention."
"Ooh," Ishizu said, buying his load of bullshit.
"No...." Shaadi shook his head. "I feel malicious intent...taking over the world. That is his plot. To take over the world."
Everyone stared at him a moment, then laughed.
"Please, Shaadi. I know you two have your differences, and Marik can be a brat, but TAKING OVER THE WORLD?" Ishizu shook her head.
"Yeah, my baby would never try anything like that," Duke shouted, now obviously over his earlier rejection.
"Yeah," Yugi butted in. "Marik is one of my bestest friends in the whole wide universe and we all love each other and I know he would never do anything to harm anyone else. He is one of my bestest friends," Yugi ended in a whisper. "I know."
"Ignoring a message from the messengers of Ra will lead to..."
"Blah blah blah," Ryou butted in, trying to stop him from saying anything else. "Lets go to Burgerland and get something to eat."
BACK TO ME
I grabbed a lemonade out of the fridge.
"Hmm hmm hmm," I opened it and took a swig.
Then a hand clamped on my shoulder.
"Eeeeeeekkkkk!" I screamed like a girl and jumped up.
"Marik, what are you doing?" Boomed the voice of my unfortunately-might-be- brother-in-law.
"...Nothing," I answered.
"Is that a Kit-Kat I see sticking out of your shirt?" Shaadi accused, pointing at the orange wrapper peeking out of my shirt.
"Yes," I answered.
"MARIK!" Shaadi screeched. "You know stealing is wrong! Put it back, now!"
"No!" I stuck out my tongue at him.
"Just wait til Ra hears what a naughty little boy you are."
"Well I have the Winged Dragon of Ra, so Ra is obviously on my side."
"Marik, don't make me get that candy out of your shirt myself," Shaadi warned.
"I'd like to see you try," I answered.
No sooner than I had said that, Shaadi jumped me!
"Ahh!" Shaadi jammed his hand down my shirt, while I tried to squirm away from the bastard.
Yugi merrily skipped out of the secret passage and froze when he saw us.
"RAPE!" I screamed. "HELP ME! RAPE RAPE!"
"Oh my!" Yugi gasped and put a hand over his mouth along with a miniature crowd.
"What- What did you say?" Shaadi asked, horrified.
"GET OFF ME, YOU PERV!"
I knew Shaadi was blushing as he threw the candy from my shirt onto the floor.
The rest of the gang emerged from the passage.
"What's all the commotion?" Ryou asked.
"Oh, I see you hid some down your pants, too!" Shaadi said, reaching for my pants.
"OH NO! HE'S GOING FOR THE GOLD!" I shrieked.
Shaadi now proceeded to jam his hand down my pants.
"AHHH!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
Ishizu sighed heavily and rolled her eyes. "They are always like this," she informed the crowd.
"I'll save you Marik!" Duke shouted. He grabbed Shaadi's ankle, causing him to lose his balance and grip on me. I bolted out of there faster than you can say "Cheese."
I took the unfortunate route of going into the SECRET LAIR.
"Oh, shit," I murmured when I realized that I had ran into the SECRET LAIR.
I heard the door to the SECRET LAIR close.
Oh shiiittt...
"Am I stuck in here?" I asked no one in particular.
"I'm too young and sexy to die!" I cried. "NNNOOOO!!"
"Calm down," Shaadi snapped.
Aw, man, not him again.
"Marik, I have something of grave importance to tell you," Shaadi said in a somber tone.
"What?" I asked impatiently.
"I know of your evil plans."
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, whatever."
....He doesn't know.
He can't know, right?
"Ra has given me visions..."
"Shaadi, this crap isn't cute, you know," I said.
"I'm being serious. Your plans to take over the world will have a grave impact."
"What?" I asked, now interested.
"Let me show you.... what the world would be like.... if you were to succeed..."
K.A. Yup. There it is. I hope I haven't lost my touch in my, uh, long time it took to update. Please review and tell me!