As soon as I stepped onto the balcony, everyone hounded me with questions at light-speed.
"Guys! Quit freaking out!" I yelled and my eyes flashed red. "You idiots all know my situation and this may work out for me! So, if you have a better idea and feel free to shout it out, please do." I said and crossed my arms.
Everyone was silent and couldn't look at me in the eyes causing me to sigh, "I know what you're all thinking. What was that form?" I said and put my hand to my cheek.
"Was that takeover?" A voice asked.
I turned to see it was Mira who asked it and I shook my head, "No...It was Enya..."
Levy gasped, "But you said-!"
I put my hand up, "Yes and it's true. However, I failed to mention one thing. Enya is a separate being that is most commonly associated with the term "demon". But before you panic, she was not created by him, no she is an original. One of the first to roam the underworld before he began creating them. She is pretty harmless and she has only decapitated two people since she first contacted me." I said with a small laugh.
"Two people is still pretty bad..." Everyone said.
"For a demon queen, it's quite tame actually." I said and tapped my fingers on the wood.
Before anyone could respond the teams were shown on the Lacrima, "Hmm...Team B is in 5th...Not too bad considering I was winging that entire battle. I can't say the same for Team A though..." I said and sweatdropped upon seeing Team A's score.
"What do you think, Yajima-san?" Chapati asked. "Sabertooth has taken 1st place as expected, but the surprising battle of Mystogan and Jura Neekis has resulted with the former being in 5th place, while the latter in 4th. While the other Fairy Tail team is in last place!"
"It's still only the first day." Yajima said. "Here's hoping tomorrow and onward feature some dramatic comebacks for Team A!" Yajima said.
"We still have a chance at winning as well. I can't wait for day two!" Jenny said.
"Yajima-san! Jenny-san! Thank you very much for being here today!" Chapati said.
"My pleasure." Yajima said.
"See you later everyone!" Jenny said as she waved.
I ran around a corner as the mob of fans passed me with hearts in their eyes.
"Dammit...Why didn't I see this happening?!" I muttered.
"Hey guys! There's Mystogan!" A man shouted and the chase was back on.
My eyes widened and I broke into a run again as the ground rumbled from the large mob trailing me.
"What the heck do you guys want?!" I yelled over my shoulder.
"You, Mystogan-chan!" They shouted and I jawdropped.
"Can't I give you something else?! Anything! I just want this to stop!" I shouted as I entered an alley.
I kept running until I hit a dead end and collided with the wall and this caused it to obliterate into thousands of pieces.
"Awww...Crap! I'm already destroying things!" I shouted.
Suddenly a light bulb appeared above my head and I skidded to a stop before staring at them.
"You want something from me?! Here! Now bug off!" I yelled and flashed my breasts at them and all of them fainted thanks to nosebleeds.
I sighed and flashed to where I sensed most of the guild and to my surprise, they were still at the stadium. Was that chase much shorter than I thought?
"Hey guys, how long was I gone?" I asked with a confused look.
"5 minutes. Why?" Erza asked.
"IT WAS ONLY 5 MINUTES?!" I yelled. "I already have a fan base and I have already destroyed a wall under 10 minutes! Gah! Why do I cause trouble in such little time?!"
"You have a fan base?" Gray asked.
"Hah hah...yeah...Apparently people love the mysterious sexy type..." I muttered and scratched my head while looking away.
"You didn't change at all over the years, Sis." Lucy said behind me.
I turned around and grabbed the girl into a massive hug, "Hey, if I didn't destroy things that easily, it wouldn't be me. Would it?" I said laughing.
She smiled, "No it wouldn't. So everyone thinks you're Mystogan?" She asked after slipping out of my hug.
I grinned, "Yep! It's a pretty good plan if I say so myself! After all, Mystogan is mysterious." I said and crossed my arms. "By the way have you seen the scores yet?" I asked and pointed to the Lacrima screen.
She sighed, "We are in 8th..." She said before catching where Team B was, "Wait...How is team B in 5th place?" She asked in confusion.
"I tied with Jura Neekis and therefore we rose to 5th thanks to those five points." I stated.
Her eyes widened, "You tied with...him?" She asked in shock.
I nodded, "Yeah. I'll tell you a little secret about the wizard saints if you promise not to tell anyone else." I stated to her.
"Got it." Lucy responded and the rest of Team A nodded as well.
"I was offered the 6th spot, which is one above Jura-san. After they saw my amazing talent under my alias "Earthshaker", they came to see my talent for themselves which is almost unheard of. But, when they saw how young I was...They retracted the offer on the grounds that I was too young to take such responsibility. Even though Master gave me S-class rank after I beat my father in a battle." I said with a sigh.
Everyone's eyes widened, "That means..." Lucy said slowly.
"Yes...I'm possibly the strongest mage here besides Jura-san...If he knew my true identity he would also know this fact." I said with a frown and a small sigh.
"T-That's amazing." Erza said in shock.
Natsu grinned, "So if you're Gildarts daughter and an S-class rank..."
"Um, what are you getting at, Natsu?" I asked.
"FIGHT ME!" He yelled causing me to sweatdrop.
"You idiot! Didn't you hear what she just said?! She was supposed to be a wizard saint for crying out loud! You have no chance against her!" Gray yelled.
I simply bopped him on the head and he fell to the ground with a massive bump on his head and had two x's for eyes.
"Problem solved." I deadpanned.
"Sis...You didn't need to hit him that hard..." Lucy said.
"I didn't hit him hard...That was me holding back..." I replied with a laugh.
Lucy sweatdropped and shook her head causing me to laugh only louder.
"Pathetic! Every member of this guild is pathetic." Cana said and slammed her beer glass on the table.
"Oi! Shuddap! I tied with Jura-san and got Team B five points! I get some sort of brownie points!" I yelled and shattered my beer glass in my hand on accident.
"Let's celebrate our defeat!" Makarov announced.
"Oi! I tied with Jura-san! Why doesn't anybody remember that?!" I yelled with several tick marks.
"Everyone's drunk, Nessa-san..." Levy sweatdropped.
"It doesn't matter! Everyone is ignoring the fact that I tied with that guy!" I shouted and punched an incoming Natsu away.
"Now that I think about it...Lu-chan did mention not to let you drink..." Levy said.
"BAHAHAA! Lucy-chan is missing out! I haven't drank in like a year!" I laughed loudly.
I grinned and hopped onto the bar table, "Ooh I see Lucy-chan!" I said as the girl walked through the door with Gray trailing behind her.
She looked up at me in alarm, "Don't tell me you're drunk...I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK!" She yelled out the last part.
"BAHAHA! But it's fun! Ooh wait! You wanna see me in the outfit I wore when I saved a country?!" I asked and hopped with excitement.
"Please n-." She said before I interrupted her with a laugh.
"Behold!" I yelled dramatically and flashed into a black belly dancer outfit that was probably 2 sizes too small in the breast area.
"B-Baka! How can you wear that proudly?!" Lucy yelled with a blush.
"They make my boobs look good." I stated and pressed them together and this made Lucy faceplant in surprise.
She got up and her eyebrow twitched as she looked at me, "Get down." She said lowly.
I blinked, before tumbling her to the ground, "Hehehe, Lucy-chan this is a weird game we're playing." I laughed.
She responded with a kick to my face that sent me flying into a wall, "You idiot! We're not playing a game."
I looked at her, "You're upside down, Lucy-chan." I said and tilted my head.
She grabbed me by my wrist and pretty much threw me onto a chair, "Just, stay here and don't do anything crazy." She said with an annoyed expression.
"But I wanna show you somethinggg~!" I yelled and grabbed onto her wrist causing me to fall off of the chair.
"Wha-! Get of off me, Sis!" She yelled as she tried to free herself from my grip.
"But it's important~~!" I pouted with the puppy-dog eyes.
"F-Fine...What is it?" She said finally giving in.
I put my finger up to my lips, "You can't tell anyone this, but I like someone~." I said with a giggle.
She blinked, "Really? Who?" She asked.
"You already know that I'm a pirate, so that means I have a captain...And I have a crush on mine!" I announced and fell onto my back into a fit of giggles.
"Wow...What is he like?" Lucy asked in curiosity.
"He's kind...But he's a bit of a dense head, but he's soo~ funny! He's also pretty cute...and strong. He beat someone called a warlord that was intangible! He...He also protects me..." I said the last part out quietly.
"You sure know how to pick out good ones, don't you, Sis?" Lucy asked with a smile.
"Oh! Wait! I gotta tell you about Nami-chan!" I butted in.
"Nami...chan...?" Lucy asked.
"Yep! She's also super kind, but don't make her angry, she looked like Erza when someone destroys her cake! She took out the two strongest men on the crew with one punch! She also likes money!" I shouted in happiness.
"S-Scary..." Lucy said with a fearful look.
"Alright! It looks like everyone is here!" Makarov yelled and caught all our attention, "Listen up brats! Today's defeat will only fuel tomorrow's victory! Let us claw our way back to the top! We don't know the meaning of the phrase 'give up'! The title of Fiore's greatest will be ours!" Makarov announced and we all cheered happily.
I laughed in happiness and grabbed Lucy into a hug and in the process, nearly suffocated her with my breasts.
"I wish I was Lucy right now..." Makarov said when he saw the exchange.
"P-Pervert..." Lucy mumbled out when she heard the comment.
"Hey Lucy-chan~! Would you like to see what my captain looks like?!" I asked her after I released her from my hug.
"You can do that?" She asked after catching her breath.
"Yep! I'm actually really good at illusions and as long as I remember the thing I'm making an illusion of, it will copy everything except their personality! But they aren't real and only respond to me..." I said.
I flicked my wrist and an illusion of the rubber idiot appeared beside me, "I can also show you the rest of the crew if you'd like." I offered.
"Okay." She said after looking at Luffy.
The rest of the crew poofed beside me and Lucy looked on in amazement, "Now! Mossy is Zoro, Curly-brow is Sanji-san, long-nose is Usopp, the reindeer is Chopper-san, the girl with orange hair is Nami-chan and the woman with black hair is Robin-san." I said and pointed to each.
"That's Nami?" Lucy asked in shock.
"Yep! She's kinda cute now that I think about it! The two idiots she beat up were Mossy and Sanji-san! It was epic!" I laughed wildly at the memory.
"Wait...What did you say?!" Lucy shouted.
I blinked and tilted my head, "She beat up Mossy and Sanji-san?"
"Before that!" She persisted.
"She's kinda cute?" I asked.
"Yes! Didn't you say you liked Luffy?" She asked.
"I do like him though..." I said in confusion.
"But you just said that you thought Nami was kinda cute. What does that mean?" She asked pointing out the issue.
"It means she's cute, plus it doesn't matter if I like one, two or even six! I'm a pirate! I'm already violating the law by simply breathing!" I said in a pout.
"Y-You totally have a mini harem..." Lucy mumbled in shock.
"Cool! That means I'm lovable if I have a harem!" I shouted in happiness and threw my hands up in the air.
"I can't even get one guy, yet you can get both genders to like you..." Lucy said in despair.
"Don't worry Lucy-chan! I'm sure if you just wear sexy clothing like me, men will flock!" I shouted and pushed my breasts together.
"B-Baka! Only you are crazy enough to run around in something like that!" She shouted and bonked me on the head lightly.
"Come gimme you're best shot!" Natsu yelled and he was standing on a table.
"Oi! I'll beat you up in one punch, Natsu-baka!" I yelled and hopped up onto the table after dispelling all the illusions.
"Natsu, don't fight her! She is on that Jura guy's level! You have no chance!" The fat guy said.
"Gildarts left without fighting me! So you will have to do!" Natsu yelled and went to punch me.
I caught it and I punched him in the gut and caused him to fall on his face unconscious.
"See?! Only one punch!" I laughed.
"He was warned." Jet said.
"It's Natsu, he would never listen in the first place..." Lucy said sweatdropping.
This random guy walked in and approached Cana, "You seem like a pretty good drinker...I challenge you to a drink off!" He said and slammed a shot glass down on the table.
"I dunno who you are, but you're challenging me to a drinking contest?" Cana asked in surprise.
"BAHAHA! You're one crazy man to challenge her to a drinking contest!" I howled with laughter and fell off the table.
Several minutes followed and to the shock of everyone, Cana was passed out on the floor while the other man was drinking a glass of beer.
"WAHHH! You're insane!" I shouted and pointed at him. "You drank more than she did and she drinks by the barrels!"
He grabbed Cana's bikini and swung it around, "I'll take this as a trophy."
Macao ran up to the man, "What do you think you're doing?!"
"Gildarts is gonna kill you!" Another man shouted.
Macao went to punch him, but the man leaned forward dodging it and flew back and knocked Macao and the other guy back into the floorboard.
I looked at them in shock and flashed over, "Change!" I yelled and the man fell to the ground as he struggled to get up.
"I have a pretty nasty punch...and it looks like you get to witness it...pervert." I muttered and picked the man up by his neck and he kicked me but it was blocked by my red runes.
"Don't even attempt to attack me...I could fatally injure you in an instant if you say or do the wrong thing to my family. Even if I'm sent to jail, it would be worth it." I said and my eyes flashed an angry red.
I pulled back my fist and it collided with his face as he went flying out the door, and I sighed as his magic energy faded into the distance. I returned the gravity back to normal and everyone looked at me.
"I apologize that you had to witness my violent side, everyone." I apologized.
"I've never seen you that angry, Sis..." Lucy said.
"I-I'm not sure what came over me...I just heard the old man's name mentioned and it all went by in a blur..." I said and held my head.
"T-There's something you don't know, Sis..." Lucy sighed.
"What is it?" I asked in confusion.
"Cana...Cana is also the daughter of Gildarts...We found this out shortly after the guild found us..." Lucy said slowly.
My eyes widened and I looked at Cana the back to Lucy, "You mean...HE GOT SERIOUS WITH MORE THAN ONE?!" I yelled in shock.
"That's what you're shocked about?!" Everyone yelled.
"Yeah! The old man said he didn't get serious after my mother disappeared! He lied...I'm gonna make him pay next time I see the idiot!" I shouted and punched my open hand.
"Why did I ever think you would take this seriously?" Lucy said sighing.
I laughed, "Awww~ Lucy-chan thought I would take her serious! This is why I'm the older one here and not you, Lucy-chan!"
"As usual, you're attitude does a complete 180..." She deadpanned. "So who was that man?"
"That was Bacchus of Quatro Cerberus, their equivalent of a S-class mage. Him and I have fought on numerous occasions, but we never came to a conclusion." Erza stated.
"That means he's on the same terms as you and Sis." Lucy said in shock.
"But that's ancient history! No way Erza would lose to him now! And Ness just beat him without a scratch!" Natsu yelled as he grabbed onto Gray's hair as the two paused mid-fight.
"Who said Erza was gonna fight him?!" Gray yelled.
"I'd be okay with fighting him!" Natsu said as the two were pulling at each other's features.
"BAHAHA! You wouldn't have a chance, Natsu-baka!" I yelled with laughter.
The rest of the night was wild, but soon everyone returned to the hotels.
This was mainly an information one, but it has stuff that I can't leave out. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and leave a review if you really liked it!
~Alex