Scene 12
Raoul: I have a plan!
N: Oh do shut up.
Carlotta: Darling! I could be the lead!
Raoul: NO! I have a different plan! We shall make his opera! We shall cast Christine as Aminta! We shall leave Box 5 empty! We shall line the theater with armed guards! We shall make sure the guards have ammunition! We shall make sure they use it when the phantom appears! We shall get drunk to celebrate the phantom's capture and death!
Carlotta: You little BEETLE! I thought you loved me!
Raoul: Hell no! I mean, Jerry Springer…Raoul, yes that's it, Raoul, loves Christine more.
Carlotta: Get me my doggie! (Exit)
N: Well, get on with it!
Raoul: That's the plan.
N: So you're saying that we'll do whatever the ghost wants and then get drunk after to celebrate.
Raoul: Well, basically, yes.
N: I oppose gun violence and alcohol.
Raoul: Don't worry; I will see that you do not get drunk.
N: If you're still concious.
End of scene
