"So, England, have you ever been to Wal-Mart before?" America asked pressing the lock button on his keys multiple times as we walk though the parking lot.
Does America just like the sound the truck makes when you relock it? Or is he really that paranoid? Or maybe he's just being stupid and doesn't realize that he already locked the bloody vehicle.
"No," I answered truthfully as America kept pressing the lock button on his keys.
Well on the bright side, America didn't leave his keys in the ignition this time, because leaving your keys in the ignition of an unlocked vehicle in a parking lot was just asking for your car to be stolen. But still that beeping noise was just obnoxious.
"Yay! This is going to be freaking awesome! I took Japan here last week. He totally freaked out," America said, excited and still repeatedly pressing the lock button.
"You know that the truck is already locked right?" I asked annoyed from the beeping noise the truck makes every time America presses the bloody lock button.
"It was hilarious! I didn't have my camera ready so I missed out on getting a zillion hits on Youtube," America said still pressing the bloody lock button because he ignored my question.
I really hate that bloody beeping noise. The oversized vehicle is already locked so America really should just stop pressing the lock button. Why does America keep pressing it?
"Dude, you really should have seen it," America said, continuing the annoying button pushing.
Why is this parking lot so big? Why did America have to park in the last two spaces of the parking lot? I just want to get inside so I can stop hearing this bloody beeping noise.
"He almost peed his pants. It was hilarious! I really had no idea how badly Wal-Mart would effect him," America said finally putting his keys up in his pocket, because we thankfully made it to the entrance.
Thank goodness. I was almost to the snapping point. The beeping noise was about to make me go crazy.
"Wait! Before we walk I want to have my camera ready to record this great moment of history," America said, getting out his phone.
"Screw that," I said rudely as I walked into Wal-Mart before America could open the camera app to record.
I really don't want America recording me. I don't see my first visit to Wal-Mart as a great moment of history. And if Japan freaked out as badly as America claims, then I definitely don't want America recording me.
"You really suck you know," America said joining me inside Wal-Mart with his iPhone recording.
Let's just hope that I don't have a reaction similar to Japan, since America's hoping to get a viral Youtube video out of my Wal-Mart visit. I would hate for America to get some unflattering video of me out of a simple Wal-Mart visit.
"Well you're a real delight, too," I said sarcastically, turning to look at my surroundings.
Wow, Wal-Mart looks like a parking garage. It's so big and open. I thought it would look a bit more like grocery store. This just looked like a giant storage warehouse.
"Come on! I'm going to take you on a tour!" America cheerfully said, grabbing my arm to pull me further into the giant warehouse. His other arm was holding the camera set to record.
"Don't pull my arm off," I said as America kept pulling me past a shopping cart storage area. Yeah, I'm not sure what they are supposed to be called.
"Welcome to Wal-Mart," said a cheerfully smiling zit-faced employee who was wearing a nametag that says, "I forget my nametag."
"Hi Howard!" America happily said, turning the phone to record Howard.
Wow, America must go to Wal-Mart a lot. He knows the first names of the employees that have to wear the "I forgot my nametag" nametag because they forgot their nametag. It's still too soon to tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Probably a bad thing, since my luck hasn't been exactly good so far.
"Hello Mr. America. Did you bring a new friend?" asked, "I forgot my nametag" or Howard.
"Yes, and I'm about to give him an awesome tour of Wally World!" America cheered as he pulled me away from Howard.
"You can let go of my arm now." I'm really not enjoying America pulling my arm. It's just painful.
"Okay, this is the check out area!" America cheered loudly letting go of my arm and stepping back so the camera would have a better angle to record me.
"Why are there so many counters?"
The check out area had over twenty counters designed for getting customers out of the store and into the parking lot as soon as possible. The stupid part about it was only five of these counters were open, making it pointless to have a large number of counters in the first place.
"And this is the bakery place!" America said walking to the left side of the check out area and ignoring my question in the process.
The bakery place was just a bunch of tables with bread on them. And the bread all had labels on the packaging that said "Made in Mexico". I wonder if anything is actually made in this country.
"Follow me to the cereal isle!" America cheered as he skipped forward out of the bakery area.
Oh, my goodness he's actually skipping. Grown men should not skip. Wally World must do strange things to people. Crap, did I just call it Wally World?
"England! The cereal isle is forward!" America yelled jumping up and down like some sort of crazy cheerleader. The jumping up and down will most likely ruin his video.
"I'm coming!" I called back as I walked forward to where America was calling and jumping up and down like some kind of ditzy fangirl.
"I want to show you the difference between name brand cereal and store brand cereal!" America cheered, steadying his camera, as I joined him in the cereal isle.
Something about the cereal isle made me feel a little dizzy.
A/N
This Friday I get to go to the airport and leave Texas for Colorado for the three-day weekend. I've never been to Colorado so I'm excited.
Okay so I decided to merge everybody's answer into on big answer.
So according to KaroutheRandomBookworm, psychokittenterror, Kyuusoku, triple baka, EnanecingSky, and envysfangirl, America has all of the following on his TiVo-
"Lost, American Idol, America's Got Talent (Apparently he thinks it's about him), Captain America, Justice League, Spiderman, Superman, the Hulk, The Fantastic Four, and Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader (He isn't)."
"Like any American male, Mythbusters."
"Jersey Shore"
"Lots of sports and soap operas! Nothing France likes~"
"America needs to have Ice Road Truckers on there, because he would watch a lame show like that."
"America's TiVo should obviously have Wipeout (greatest show ever), a couple of Superhero movies, and The Hangover"
New Set of Review Questions-
What's in Colorado?
Am I too old to eat cheese sticks?
Favorite Chapter so far?
Least Favorite Chapter so far?
What made Japan freak out so badly?