It's quite funny although we didn't ever gave notice to it while playing pokemon...

Okay so here it is- Fun facts of Pokemon

1. You can break into some guys house, pee on his kids and molest his wife, but as long as your colourful creatures have defeated his colourful creatures, he can't do a damn thing about it.

2- Pokemon Center Workers are sick-minded people. You go there when your Pokemon is critically injured and EVERY time they say, We Hope To See You Again!

3. A child can almost single handedly wipe out at least one Major Criminal Organization (Team Rocket)

4. The elite four spend the rest of their lives, holed up in little rooms, 24 hours.

5- How can a wailord fit in a gym.

6. Steel is not too dense for flying.

7. In order to get a Professorship, you must be named after a tree. (Professor oak,Professor Birch so forth)

8. Land Creatures can battle creatures in the middle of the Ocean.

9- You get money for beating people's pets.

10- pokemon can use ember under water

11- NO one has to sleep. Ever.

12. Legendary Pokemon Always Run away, but no one knows where too

13- Teaching us to be Mexicans (jumping the Fences)

14- all pokemon hatch from eggs !?

15. A pink Blob can mate with anything

16- Kung-Fu works well against steel

17- May's father never seems to want to go home.

18- Your father left you and your mother so he can work at a gym (pokemon emerlad)

19- Your mom never visits Dad, talks to him on the phone, and rarely even speaks of him. Yet she hasn't divorced him?

20. Pokemon and people can't die, but there are cemetaries

21. When Abra evolve, they develop stainless-steel spoons in the process

22. Towns can be around 200-300 steps away, even when some cities have buildings that far apart.

23- You must travel to an alternate dimension to find someone to trade Pokemon with

24- You can fly to any town u want to on the back of a 100 ft long green snake creature, but u cant manage to climb back over a 1 1/2 ft ledge, thus causing u to have to detour through several towns and tall grass infested with savage creatures...in order to get back to the top of the ledge.

25- Aggron can learn Surf!

26- though Psychics can predict your every move and we can still easily attack them

27. You can walk into your neighbor's house and play their Wii. Free of charge.

28. You can also talk with their mom.

29. A ten year old can legally gamble

30. you can beat the crap out of little children and get paid for beating them.

31. You can Surf the seas on a tiny fish, like Remoraid or a Feebas.

32. Butterflies and Moths can learn Psychic moves to telepathically move objects around (Butterfry and Mothim can learn Psychic)

33. Ghost Pokemon aren't Spirits of other Pokemon, and Ghost Pokemon live Forever.

34. You have a map that Shows your location any where in the region, yet it is called a TOWN Map

35. You have the energy to walk run and bike all day but you can't jump over a 1 and a half foot ledge.

Hope you guys like it and please review XD