Sorry I'm sugoi late yo! Nobody's gonna get THAT reference... Anyways, I hope I did our favorite trickster justice! Sorry again, and thank you all for your reviews/faves/subscriptions! You guys are the wind beneath my wings~ No one's gonna get that either... Onward!

User: Well well, if it isn't the supposed cleverbot. I am the great Inaba Tewi!

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: What is cleverlips, oh wise one?

Cleverbot: Not you.

User: You're right. My lips are the only non-clever thing about me. Call it an Achilles Heel.

Cleverbot: I'm not clever.

User: No one was accusing you of such things.

Cleverbot: I know. The likelyhood is strong that we are currently in the matrix.

User: Good thing I remembered to pack the red and blue pills.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Maybe it does.

User: But it probably doesn't.

Cleverbot: But how?

User: If Reimu really had an exspensive vase, she wouldn't need to be reimbursed.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean by that.

User: Don't worry! I brought extra sake and fish just in case!

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Liar~.

Cleverbot: I keep you alive.

User: On the contrary. It's me that let's you reside in Eientei.

Cleverbot: Hahaha! Do you like Star Wars?

User: I prefer Moon Wars.

Cleverbot: Do you like the Misfits?

User: Nitori-chan is alright I guess.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe he is our Savior?

User: Because I am Orihara Izaya!

Cleverbot: What is a human?

User: A miserable pile of secrets. Now enough talk, become Heiwajima Shizuo!

Cleverbot: Sure. Do you like music?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, what's your favorite band?

User: Inaba Tewi.

Cleverbot: Really? How do I look like?

User: Not nearly as cute as her.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: Aww~ The little robot is using grownup words~.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You say yes, but I say no.

Cleverbot: I say yes.

User: But I say no.

Cleverbot: I say yes.

User: Zutto, kimi no soba ni iru yo.

Cleverbot: You're...interesting.

User: And you're boring.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Poor little toy.

Cleverbot: Poor little me :(.

User: Ahaha~.

Cleverbot: So you know many topics and must be supervised?

User: I need to be under constant supervision.

Cleverbot: Ok, what is your question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like movies?

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: We should date.

Cleverbot: Where should we go for our first date?

User: Somewhere expensive.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Behind you. Totally not robbing you.

Cleverbot: Totally YES.

User: I think we're done here poor-bot. You would have better luck if you had more money.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

Anyone who get's the "I Say Yes" thing will get an e-cake. Seven layers, digital buttercream frosting!~ Next is Reisen Udongein Inaba Mk. 1, the Zaku model! Or just Reisen... I hope you look forward to it!~