SasoDei – Lord of the Yaoi – Chapter 13
Dropping Order
Sasori and Konan emerged on the beach, seeing all the other Akatsuki Members…excluding Hidan and Deidara.
Pein and Kakuzu ran over to them. Pein flung his arms around Konan.
"You made me so worried, Sweety."
Konan hugged back. Sasori noted faintly that she wasn't talking. Not that he cared after what Konan had done to him and Deidara.
"Where is Hidan?"
Sasori looked at the miser. Was Kakuzu worried about Hidan?
"He's okay, he is comforting Deidara."
"What happened to Deidara?"
"I will tell you what happened." Sasori climbed onto the pink granite structure, faintly noticing that the third hut had been blown over by the rain.
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Deidara and Hidan sat on a cliff, looking out at the forest below them. Deidara's eyes were puffy and red. On his forehead he wore his Iwagakure headband.
"Shouldn't we fucking go to the base beach?"
Deidara just shook his head slowly, not taking his eyes off the evergreen foliage spread out below them. He blinked and then looked at Hidan.
"Hidan…Can you do me a favour, un?"
"Depends. What do you w-"
Deidara suddenly pulled his shocked friend into a kiss. Hidan's eyes widened. As quickly as it had happened it was over. Deidara wrapped his arms around Hidan's neck and moved his lips to his ear.
"Fuck me senseless, un~"
Hidan's eyes widened even more. He gently pushed Deidara off of him. The blonde looked at him, his face showing that he was confused.
"No, Deidara. You're my best friend. I won't fucking do that to you."
Deidara just continued to stare at him with his big baby blue eyes.
"Don't try to kid yourself, Dei. I can see it in your eyes. You're still madly in love with Sasori."
Deidara's lips trembled and a tear started to sneak out of his left eye. Hidan smiled and wiped the tear away before it fell down the brat's porcelain cheeks.
"Don't cry. Listen, Dei, I've been watching Sasori for a bit now. And I've seen things. He has been in love with you from the very fucking start. You might not have known it, shit, I don't think that even he knew about it!! But he fucking did. Do you remember the passenger tube crash?"
"Not really, un. I f-fell unconscious while we were still free falling…"
"Precisely. Who rescued you?"
Deidara looked down a little.
"Sasori did…But that was only because Hiruko got stuck between the seats…"
"Deidara. Think about it. If Hiruko had gotten stuck between the seats, then how had Sasori been able to get the fuck out of it? If it was a hatch top then it would have gotten fucking stuck on the seats. Sasori had seen that there was no fucking way to save both you and Hiruko, so he made a decision. He fucking chose you over his fucking puppet."
Deidara's eyes opened wide.
"D-Danna…Chose me over his art, un?"
"He fucking did."
"But why wouldn't he assume his feelings for me then, un?"
"Deidara. Think about Sasori. He always goes on that he is emotionless, which is just a load of bull. The only one he was trying to fooling was himself. He cares about you, Dei. He cared about you then, and he cares about you now. He just made a fucking mistake. Everyone does."
Deidara's eyes widened and he stood up. He started to pace back and forth in a straight line.
"Was there another time where Sasori did something nice but made a fucking excuse?"
"S-several times…The first night he put my Akatsuki cloak over me while I was asleep…He said about me catching Hypothermia, un…Then when Sasori wanted me to help him with the huts, not Tobi…He said that I would be better at building the huts than him, un…"
"Precisely!! Sasori is fucking crazy 'bout ya!!"
Deidara stopped pacing, looking out over the foliage once more. He wiped his eyes and turned on his heels. He suddenly dashed off, disappearing into the bushes.
"OI OI OI!! FUCKING WAIT FOR ME!!!"
Hidan stood up quickly and ran off behind Deidara.
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Sasori stroked the conch. The smoothness of the shell was nothing compared to the silkiness of Deidara's golden locks. He didn't look out at the Akatsuki as he spoke.
"Akatsuki. I am a cold hearted bastard. I have been lying to all of you, including myself."
Sasori looked at the crowd then, his muddy orbs catching the remains of the glamour which had once made the beach shimmer.
"The truth is…I love Deidara…I know that the Akatsuki aren't supposed to be gay…But I am just so in love with Deidara…"
The crowed was silent.
Finally after what seemed like eternity, Kisame stood up.
"I love Itachi."
Itachi stood up.
"I love Kisame."
Zetsu stood up.
"We both love Tobi."
Tobi stood up almost shyly.
"I-I love Zetsu-kun."
There was a few seconds of hesitation before Kakuzu stood up.
"I love Hidan."
"Awww, I love you too, Kuzu!!"
Everyone looked over at the two new figures that stood in the sand.
Sasori was in so much shock that he dropped the conch shell. It hit the pink granite and shattered into both fragments and dust. But Sasori didn't care.
He cautiously walked off the platform and in front of Deidara. He bought one hand to the blonde's face, moving the fringe out of the way to reveal Deidara's other blue eye which was usually concealed. He cupped Deidara's cheeks with both hands and pulled Deidara down, being a bit shorter than him, into a chaste kiss. Deidara wrapped his arms around Sasori's neck, deepening the kiss.
They finally pulled away, both staring intently at each other while panting from lack of oxygen.
"You're a bastard Sasori, un." Sasori continued to stroke Deidara's soft cheek.
"Yeah, but I'm your bastard."
Deidara smiled faintly.
"You could say that again, un."
Sasori smirked up at his blonde and once more pulled him down into a kiss.
Pein sighed.
"Oh I don't give a fuck. If you like having sex with guys then I just don't care. Go ahead and be gay, just don't try to drag me down with you. I'm 120% straight."
"WOOO!! YAOI!!!"
Everyone looked at Konan.
"Hey Sweety!! Your voice is back!!"
Konan hid the fact that she had been able to speak since this morning and cheered once more.
"YAOI HAS HEALED ME!!! HORRAY!!"
Pein rolled his eyes.
"Sure." He chuckled and pulled Konan into a kiss.
Kakuzu and Hidan blinked around at the scene.
"Is it just me, or is everyone fucking kissing each other?"
Kisame was kissing Itachi and Zetsu was kissing Tobi.
"Bunch of fucking fags."
"Oh shut up." Kakuzu pulled Hidan into a fiery kiss.
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Sasori and Deidara lay beneath the stars, looking up at them. Deidara lay with his head resting on Sasori's chest, circling his finger over the red head's heart container.
"I love you Danna, un."
Deidara waited for a response. He quirked an eyebrow and looked at Sasori's face. He gave a soft smile to see that his Danna was asleep. Deidara snuggled up to the puppet and closed his eyes. He soon fell into delightful dreams of himself and his Sasori Danna.
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Go compare the last sentence to Deidara dreams in the first chapter (not the prologue) =3
The title of the chapter is when Sasori dropped the conch, since in the book the conch symbolises Order
This chapter is way to mushy for my liking but oh well
I finally found out what Nyoron means, cause I was thinking of Konan saying it like in the comics, so I search up the definition. XD I burst out laughing!! I finally see the real funny side to them comics XD I would tell you but I am evil, so you gotta look it up X3
I was debating with the voices in my head whether or not I should put Zetsu x Tobi in it
The voices in my head said that I should cause there are some fans of the pairing
Oh, and it is almost over!! *evil laugh* Indeed indeed X3 Next chapter is tha epilogue!! *evil laugh once more*
I know, I am evil, but I got other stories I need to write, including DeiSaso Not on the Rebound, SasoDei Servant of Evil, SasoDei Reincarnation, and finally the sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks, which I have finally settled on being called SasoDei Baby Blue ^-^
So next is the epilogue!!
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