Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Revenge of the Island; the contestants were involved in a series of spooky situations with no way out but one simple word. Nate's demonic side took over, immediately causing confusion and new feelings among some of the fellow competitors. Raiden's new team didn't take too kindly to him right off the bat, with Sky, Kyle, Emilia, and Carson being the only friendly ones. It didn't last long, however, because after facing a situaton that he couldn't handle, Raiden practically begged for elimination.
What will happen now? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...REVENGE of the Island!
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*Intro plays*
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Vladimir cackled evilly, with Giovanni sighing and rolling his eyes. "Now what the hell do you want from me? I got rid of Raiden already..."
"Yes...but now it's time for you to get rid of Sky..."
"WHAT?!" shouted Giovanni. "Okay, no. Although she is suspicious and annoying, she is strong, which is beneficial for my team in order for us to keep winning."
"Remember when we talked about planning AHEAD?!" Vladimir emphasized, annoyed with Giovanni's reluctance.
"And remember when I was in da BOTTOM FUCKING TWO da last time my team lost?!" Giovanni retaliated. "I'm gonna keep winning, so you worry about your own team for a change!"
"...Or how about I ask for...Carson or Kyle to be eliminated?"
Giovanni paused for a few seconds. "Okay, that I'm fine with. But why?"
"Do you seriously need freakin' incentive?" Vladimir responded dryly.
"Ey, I know dat da Mudkip's an idiot and I hate da bell, but they have some pretty decent uses..."
"So...instead of getting rid of the ones you hate so you won't have to deal with them in the long run, like a normal person..." Vladimir started. "...you'd rather keep them in over pie and psychic abilities?"
"It's called dealing with it..." Giovanni responded snarkily. "Maybe yous should try it sometime!"
Vladimir rolled his eyes. "I am NOT here to make friends or deal with these try-hard morons. I am here to win a competition!"
"So am I, but yous have to learn how to use these dumbasses..." said Giovanni. "Instead of tryin' to get rid of da threats before da merge has even started-"
"That's a legit strategy, you know!"
"-maybe learn to keep people in, use 'em to get far, and DEN kick deir asses to da curb..." Giovanni suggested with a glare.
"No", Vladimir responded immediately. "These idiots in this competition are of no use to me, including you. I only allied with you so that we could have a partnership that would last until the merge. I don't need you at all, I am just using you right now, and I'm giving you something in return."
"Is dat so?" Giovanni shouted angrily. "Well den I guess that dis 'partnership' is ova!"
"Bye!"
Giovanni growled before flying off.
"Goodbye and good riddance..." Vladimir said to himself.
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Vladimir: Well, I don't really need anyone anyway. I just wanted some blackmail primarily. Now in the merge, if he ever gets on my nerves or I just want someone gone, I can get him out with ease...as long as I have invincibility...
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Giovanni: He just used me...wow. He is an idiot...doesn't he know dat I can convince da other folk to get rid of him...
Adding to that...he says dat he don't need nobody...but he used me to help him get rid of da Venusaur!
That...is pure bullshit...
He knows that he needs help...he's so weak...
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Giovanni flew back towards the cabins with a bit of angst. Looking down, he saw Mai, Rilee, and Lilly in his and Mai's original place of meeting.
Scowling, he growled. "Damn biddies..."
Then, he thought of something. Maybe if he listened in on their plans from time-to-time and gained some blackmail, maybe he could eliminate them one by one...
Chuckling, he flew down and softly landed in a tree branch, making no sound. He crept up to some bushes and started eavesdropping on Mai, Lilly, and Rilee.
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"And that is why I believe that us Fairy-types are the most superior types", said Rilee with a smile.
"Um...wait...don't Ice-types and Dragon-types themselves defeat dragons, too?" asked Lilly, questioning Rilee's logic.
Rilee raspberried. "Oh please. Those types may defeat dragons, but we're immune to them, so that makes us better immediately..." she said, folding her arms.
'You have serious ego issues...' Mai wrote with a glare.
"You're just jealous that you're not Fairy-types, too..." said Rilee, rolling her eyes.
"Okay, I'm leaving..." said Lilly as she started turning around. "I'm not about to hear you put other types down for stupid reasons..."
Mai started flying behind Lilly, leaving Rilee alone.
"Fine, go ahead", she said. "You'll realize the truth sooner or later! Fairy-types for the win!"
"Guhhhh..." Giovanni groaned. "Dat biddie has serious issues..."
Suddenly, he remembered Lilly and Mai's reactions to her ramblings and gained a small smile.
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Giovanni: Maybe I can get back in my original alliance wit da swan if I help dem get rid of Miss Superior...
Dat's a plan dat just might work...mwahahahahaha!
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"This fucking sucks!" Sven swore in anger. "One challenge with the other team and he's already gone!"
"I knew that the other team was full of assholes...but that was just terrible..." said Aylesha.
"Um...you seem to forget that he wanted to go home..." said Eredar, folding his arms. "Just get over it already."
"Nate, why the hell are you acting like an asshole all of a sudden?!" Sven growled.
"I'm not being an asshole. It's called having common sense and listening..." Eredar explained. "You don't see Mrs. Raiden whining...AND SHE WAS THE MAIN ONE WHO WAS LAST TIME!"
Ashton glared at Eredar. "I promised him that I'd be strong for us..." she seethed. "Now can you kindly shut the hell up..."
The others were shocked at her attitude.
"Wow, words actually change personalities", Eredar admired with a smile. "I thought that was just a myth."
"You're such a fucking jerk..." said Ashton as she left for the cabins.
"NATE!" Aylesha shouted.
"What?!" Eredar groaned.
"Can't you just leave her alone?!"
"Why should I?" asked Eredar. "She's supposed to be strong."
"She just lost her boyfriend!" Aylesha countered. "She has a right to be upset!"
"Ugh...this is what love does..." Eredar growled. "It holds back everyone's strength!"
Aylesha backed up a bit. "W-What are you saying?"
"Time for both of us to be stronger..." Eredar grinned.
"A-are you breaking up with me?" Aylesha, as a few tears began to form in her eyes.
"Oh come on! You said that you were thinking about breaking up with me last time..." Eredar said, folding his arms. "Don't act like you care..."
"I DO CARE YOU ASSHOLE!" Aylesha cried as she ran to the cabins.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Sven shouted.
"Nothing at all..." said Eredar before he twitched and growled, holding his head.
Sven watched in confusion as Nate reemerged. "Fucking son of a bitch!" Nate shouted in anger.
"Nate...?"
Nate froze and slowly turned around. "Oh...hey Sven."
"What the hell was that?" Sven asked.
"What was what?" Nate asked, trying to avoid the conversation. "Um...where's Aylesha and Ashton?"
"Um...you just broke up with Aylesha and you pissed Ashton off again..." Sven said with a glare. "Stop playing with me..."
"I'm not even playing!" Nate shouted. "AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BROKE UP WITH AYLESHA?!"
"If you just want to savor the moment you just made two ladies sadder than they need to be, you're just a sick bastard..."
"Sven! I don't know-" Nate started before realizing the situation. Nate growled in anger. "EREDAR!"
"Who?!"
Nate sighed. "Don't worry about it-"
"NO! Tell me what the hell is going on..."
"Sven, you wouldn't-"
Sven got close enough so that they were face-to-face. "Now..." he growled.
Nate sighed. "I have a demon-side..." he mumbled.
"What?"
"I said that I have a demon-side..." he repeated more clearly.
"Demon-side?!" Sven exclaimed. "Are you joking?"
"No! I'm telling you the truth!" Nate shouted. "He shares half of my brain and he takes over my entire body when he's given the chance!"
"Why do people always lie to me?" Sven grumbled.
"How the hell do you explain how you say I've been acting lately?!"
"Well...you aren't as mean or jerky as you were a few minutes ago..." Sven observed, circling him.
"Exactly!" Nate exclaimed. "So you gotta explain it to-"
Nate was stopped by a massive throbbing pain in his head and he growled as Eredar reemerged.
"No...you're not gonna explain ANYTHING to ANYONE...or else, you're gone," growled Eredar, jacking Sven by the chest as his wings flared in anger.
Sven's eyes widened.
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Sven: Ho-ly shit! I gotta warn the others!
(Outside): NO YOU WON'T! *smashes hole in the door*
Sven: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Archie was sitting against his tree, as usual, but he appeared to be deep in thought. He kept recalling his and Sky's terror. He didn't understand why their lives would be that way if they ever had one child...
He knew that he loved Sky, and Sky loved him back. He just felt...bewildered and angry that he was depicted that way in the terror.
He heard a flapping noise and looked up. He saw Sky coming towards him and gained a smile, despite his previous thoughts.
Sky landed in front of him and the two locked eyes. There was a long moment of silence between the two, which was not very natural for the couple.
Eventually, Archie sighed. "I know this seems kinda awkward...now that we've seen our "future", so...you can leave if you want."
In response, Sky sighed and sat in his lap, resting her head against his.
"I'd never do that..." she responded. "I love you..."
"I love you, too, but what about-"
"Archie...that terror was designed to scare us..." said Sky. "I was actually scared myself before I started remembering that it was fake", she explained.
Archie started looking down for a bit until Sky gave him a peck on the lips. "I know you'd never try to hurt me...even when you're mad..." she explained with a smile.
Archie's frown turned into a small smile as the two shared another kiss. After breaking the kiss, Archie admired Sky.
"You know that you're amazing, right?" asked Archie with a smile.
Sky giggled. "Yeah, I know..."
"Oh...I see someone's being a bit conceited", Archie joked, wrapping his claws around her.
Sky gave him a shocked, yet sly grin.
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Sky: *sigh* I really love him, he's just so sweet. I hate that they portrayed him like an abusive guy in the last challenge. I just wouldn't stand it if he was actually like that if we stayed together that long...
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"Wait, what?" asked Scarlett in shock. "Nate broke up with you?"
Aylesha nodded in sadness as she laid in her bed.
"Why?" asked Scarlett, curious. They had always been playful and cute around each other, so she didn't understand why Nate would suddenly break up with her like that.
"Nate's just been acting really jerk-ish lately..." said Ashton. "It is unjustifiable..."
"Well...maybe it was the old bait-and-switch..." said Scarlett. "He acts a way to get you to like him, then once he has your trust...he reveals his true identity..."
"Then why would he agree to go out with me?" asked Aylesha.
"I guess he expected you to accept him after you got together."
Aylesha's sadness quickly turned to anger. "Are you fucking kidding me?! Because I wouldn't tolerate his bullshit, he dumped me?!"
Ashton scoffed. "I hate to say it, but I feel that eliminating Nate next should be a plan..."
"Unless he explains himself, I'm all for it", Aylesha growled.
Suddenly they heard rapid pounding on the door. "Lemme in! Lemme in!"
"Is that Sven?" asked Scarlett as Ashton used one of her vines to open the door. Sven jumped inside and quickly blocked the door with his body.
He sighed in relief.
"What's going on?"
Sven quickly looked out of the window and saw Eredar charging towards the door. "AAHHHH!"
"SVEN!"
Sven turned to face the girls. "Hi..."
"Hey...now what were you running from?"
"NATE!" Sven exclaimed. "Well...Nate's demon side...I'm just really confused about this entire situation!"
"Did you just say demon side?" asked Scarlett.
"Yes!" Sven shouted. "Nate-"
There was a sudden knock at the door. "Hey guys, can you let me in?" asked Eredar, using Nate's voice.
Sven jumped and looked around. "Dammit! I can't hide anywhere!"
"Why do you even need to hide?" asked Scarlett. "Having a demon side is illogical and makes no sense. Plus, Nate's just been acting like a dick for the past few weeks. Why are you believing him?"
"Because I SAW him change!"
"He probably just faked it..." spat Aylesha, annoyed.
"He had fucking wings!"
"They were probably made with some leaves and sticks", Scarlett explained as Eredar continued knocking.
"Fine! You don't wanna believe me? Open that door!"
Scarlett headed to the door, but Aylesha beat her to it. She opened the door and saw a wingless Nate standing there. "What the hell do you want?" asked Aylesha angrily.
"Oh, uh...I just wanted to talk to Sven-"
"He's not in here."
"Yes he is, I see him right there", he said, pointing at Sven, who was still sitting next to Ashton and Scarlett.
"Really Sven?" asked Aylesha, giving him a look. "You couldn't get in a corner or something?"
"I panicked!"
"Well anyways, you can't talk to him..."
"Why not?"
"He's my friend, too!"
"I am not YOUR friend, demon!" Sven shouted. "I'm Nate's friend."
"Um...I AM Nate..."
Sven glared at him.
"Come on, can we just talk?"
"NO!"
Eredar growled. "Fine...I'll see you in the challenge..."
Sven's eyes widened.
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Sven: Fuck...my...life...
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"See Sven, Nate's perfectly fine..." said Ashton. "He just told you that demon-side stuff to scare you."
"I'm still not sure..." said Sven.
Scarlett sighed with a smile. "Boys are so gullible."
"Hey!"
"She isn't wrong..." said Ashton with a smirk.
Sven groaned.
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Kyle and Carson were in the mess hall. Among them, a lot of pies on the tables around them.
"Holy Miltank!" Carson exclaimed. "When did you make all of these?!"
"Last night while you guys were sleeping..."
"Wow...as cool as this is, I have to ask...why?"
"I was bored..." Kyle explained. " And I didn't feel like sleeping..."
"Is it because of the last challenge?" asked Carson.
"No, because my last pie had a lot of sugar and I got insomnia..."
"The ability...or just the feeling?"
"Um...feeling I think..." Kyle said. "But it's fine...all of these beautiful pies have been born..."
"I wonder what the others will think when they get here..."
"Um...they'll probably call us dumbasses or something..." said Kyle. "It doesn't matter though. Fun is fun..."
"Yeah...fun is fun", said Carson as Emilia entered the cabin. Upon looking up, she noticed that all of the tables and counters had pies on them.
"Mother of Arceus, what the hell is this?" asked Emilia.
"PIE!" Kyle cheered.
"Yeah...pie", Carson added, slighly uncomfortable.
"Why did you guys make all of these pies?!"
"Hey, I came in here just like you and was just as shocked", said Carson. "Kyle made all of the pies...but it doesn't really matter."
"Um...I'm pretty sure it does", said Emilia. "Everyone will probably start wondering where all these came from and start yelling at you..."
"Eh, I'm used to it by now..."
Just as he said that, his other teammates began entering, as well as members of the other team. Like Emilia, they all had the same reaction.
"What da-" started Giovanni.
"Why the hell are there so many pies here?" asked Rilee, looking around.
"Um...I'm guessing idiot one and idiot two did this..." Lilly explained.
"Am I idiot one or two?" Kyle whispered to Carson.
"Um...why did you guys make all of this?" asked Scarlett, approaching them.
Carson pointed to Kyle. Scarlett approached Kyle. "Okay...Kyle, why did you do this?"
"He's an idiot!" shouted Giovanni as he pushed some of the pies on the floor. A few others did the same, just to get the tables clear. "He does dumb shit for retarded ass reasons. I swear, you are just useless!"
Kyle sighed and looked down in sadness. Carson frowned. "Hey! Just because he does stuff that you don't like doesn't mean he's useless! That just means that you're just a strict asshole!"
"Look bell, both you and da Mudkip are the most worthless pieces of shit on this team, so there's no use in you arguing with me when you're doomed."
"Seriously, lay the hell off", Sky cut in as she flew in, supposedly hearing everything. "We aren't in a damn challenge right now, they never personally bother ANY of us, and I really don't see how these pies are affecting you negatively..."
Giovanni glared at her. "Fuck yous..."
"Up yours mob hick..." Sky retaliated, folding her arms as she sat down...ironically in one of Kyle's pies.
"Well...looks like the pies are affecting you from the back side..." Vladimir drawled.
Sky immediately got back up and growled before flying back out, passing Archie along the way.
"Sky, where are you-" he stopped and began chuckling upon seeing Sky's predicament. "So...when did ya start eating with your ass?"
Sky gave him a wry smile. "Ha ha, very funny...now maybe you can help me out here..."
"The water's right there..." he chuckled.
Sky gave him a look.
"Oh..."
"Come on..." Sky giggled.
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"Now, you morons better get this place clean, or else-"
"CAMPERS! CAN YOU JOIN US OUT HERE? IT'S TIME FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!"
"Ugh...we'll finish this later..." Giovanni stated as they all exited the mess hall.
Carson rolled his eyes and got rid of the pies with ease, being a Psychic-type.
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Carson: Jerk...
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Outside, Mew and Victini were seen next to a helicopter, with Sky and Archie already standing there confused.
'What's happening?' Mai wrote.
"Um...why is there a helicopter here?" asked Ashton.
"We're glad you asked..." said Mew. "We'd like you all to meet some guests of ours...welcome back...Nero and Vile!"
Almost everyone gasped as the Zoroark and Weavile jumpedout of the helicopter and landed in front of everyone.
"Aw look hun, new losers..." said Vile, eyeing the new campers.
"I'm guessing and hoping that you idiots are having a terrible time here..." said Nero.
"You were the first camper to ever be eliminated, and you're calling us losers?" asked Lilly, raising a brow.
"Oh look, another Carman...only not as slutty..." Nero quipped.
Lilly growled.
"Why'd you bring them back?" asked Aylesha, unamused by the twosome.
"Oh, they're not back in the game..." Victini explained. "They'll just be helping us out with showing you the challenge."
"And they agreed?" asked Vladimir. "That's a shock."
"Not when they offer to pay you $600 each..."
"Yeah...about that..." Mew said with a smirk. "We lied..."
"WHAT?!" Nero and Vile shouted.
Nero growled. "Even when we're not competing we're fucking tricked!"
"Well, let's go", said Vile as she hopped on Nero, who attempted to transform into a Fearow, but to no avail.
"Yeah, we thought that you'd try that, so we disabled your ability", said Mew.
"What?!"
"Just for today, of course..." Victini added.
"Great...I guess we're fucking stuck here now..." Vile growled in anger.
"Yeah...now, Zahku!"
The Hariyama fell from the sky and landed hard, causing the ground to shake.
"Oh Arceus, he's here too?!" shouted Vile.
"That's right. Now, suit them up for the demonstration!"
Zahku picked up both Nero and Vile and took them into the mess hall. There were a few bangings and yips heard from inside, making a few of the others uncomfortable.
When Zahku came back out wiping dust out of his hands, growls were heard.
Nero and Vile both came out, the latter with a jetpack attached to a harness wrapped around her waist, and the former with a bicycle with no seat with wings on either side.
Nero twitched. "S-so...c-cold. I hate EVERYONE!" he snarled.
"Um...where's the seat on that thing?" asked Ashton, slightly disturbed.
"There isn't one..." Mew said with a smile.
Most of the guys hissed at the situation.
"Now, the challenge involves...that course!" Victini said, gesturing towards the beach.
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As everyone got closer, they saw what the course had to offer. There were three rings of fire, a large ramp that led up to a diving board with a stack of mattresses at the bottom of it, an icy pool full of Walrein, and a minefield at the end before a finish line was seen.
"Now...Vile will go first..." Zahku pushed Vile forward and pressed a button on the jetpack, making her begin flying around like crazy.
"Now, each team with have to build your own aerial vehicles and then, one by one everyone on your team will go through. The team that finishes the fastest will win."
"Hey, they have eight people!" said Scarlett.
"And...apparently, you guys have five..." Victini laughed. "I didnt know that you sucked so much..."
"What?" asked Ashton as she looked around and saw that neither Nate nor Sven was there.
"OMA..." she sighed.
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"You have to come out eventually!" Eredar shouted, holding a prickly stick.
"Fuck you! I already told them everything!" Sven shouted from inside of the cabin.
"Oh...in that case...you need to go..." Eredar said threateningly.
"W-What do you mean?"
"You'll know soon enough...you will know soon enough..." he repeated as he left.
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Eredar: Well...if he told the girls...I guess I have to make he doesn't tell ANYONE ELSE.
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Sven: *rocks back and forth*
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"Okay, I got it", said Mew as he teleported Sven and Eredar to the rest of the group.
"Okay, now that everyone's here..." Victini started. "Nero!"
Vile landed on the ground hard, knocking her unconscious.
Zahku picked up Nero and threw him towards the course. Nero flinched as he started pressing the buttons on the sides of the handles.
He began floating for a short while. He made it through the rings in fright, and as he floated upwards...one of the wings broke off.
"No, no, no, no...AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he landed on the ground hard, still attached to the vehicle.
Everyone flinched and hissed upon seeing that.
"Well, now that the demonstration's done, challenge begin!" Mew shouted. "And feel free to use any resources that you find on the island..."
"Go!"
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"Alright, so what are we building?" asked Archie.
"I'm not sure", said Ashton. "But I know that it has to be stable and practical, and be able to fly..."
"Luckily, we have an expert builder on our team", said Scarlett."Right Sven?"
"Sven?" asked Scarlett again, looking around.
Sven was hiding behing Ashton, attempting to avoid Eredar. However, he didn't seem too interested in him anymore...
"Sorry...I'm here..."
"You don't need to be scared of Nate!" Scarlett exclaimed.
"Wait, he's scared of Nate?" asked Archie.
"Yeah, Nate told him he had a dark side and now he's being a jerk and scaring Sven, even though it's not true..."
Upon hearing that, Eredar smirked.
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Eredar: Oh-ho-ho...they don't believe him. I guess that this is actually okay then...but I'm still gonna get rid of him...
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"Come on, let's go get some parts from the junkyard..." Archie advised as he started flying off.
"Um...I can just teleport things here, just tell me what you need..."
"Uh...we don't even know what we're building", said Aylesha. "I agree with Archie. Let's just go to the junkyard and see what pieces we can find. Then maybe we'll get an idea..."
Vladimir rolled his eyes.
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Vladimir: Propellers...wood...steel...wings...they seriously don't grasp the concept of teleporting...
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The Honchkrows were already at the junkyard attempting to find different pieces. Mai, Lilly, and Rilee, however, were talking while they looked.
"With me emphasizing my superiority, we'll be sure to win this challenge this time", said Rilee as she pulled out a rubber tire.
Lilly groaned while Mai rolled her eyes.
"You have no superiority..." Lilly empasized as she pulled out a crowbar.
"Of course I do, you just don't believe it because you think that your own types are superior..."
'Ugh...do you mind searching somewhere else right now?' Mai wrote.
"Why?"
'Lilly and I need to talk...'
Rilee hummed for a while. "Fine, you guys still won't be superior anyway..."
And with that, she walked off.
Lilly groaned in exasperation. "Finally she's gone!"
'I know, I'm getting tired of her attitude...'
"At the beginning, it was fine", said Lilly. "But now...she makes me want to rip her head off..."
'Don't worry, I'll come up with a plan so that we're rid of her...'
"Hopefully..."
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Sky, Emilia, Carson, and Kyle were all searching together.
"Okay, so..." Sky said as she pulled out a plane propeller. "I've got something."
"Um...I got an engine..." said Emilia as she strugled to pick it up.
"Hmm...let me see something real quick..." said Sky as she pushed the propeller blade, making it begin spinning slowly.
She attached the propeller to the engine via the wires hanging out of the bottom of it. It didn't move.
"Crap, the engine's not working..."
"Does anyone know any electric-type moves?"
"Um...I have Charge Beam..." said Carson. "Would that work?"
"Sure", said Emilia as she put the engine down.
Carson used Charge Beam, striking the engine. The propeller immediately started spinning quickly.
"Yay!" Kyle cheered.
"Okay, we have our way of flying, but now we need the seat area..." said Sky.
"Oh oh, I have an idea!" said Kyle as he ran into a pile of junk.
"Um...okay", said Emilia.
"Um...I think he wants us to follow him..." said Carson as he floated behind him.
Emilia and Sky exchanged glances before following. Once in the same area, Sky and Emilia's eyes widened, as did Carson's who was still floating close by.
"Okay Kyle, you have a serious obsession with pie..." said Sky.
Kyle was standing next to a pie that was 20 times his size. "Thanks!" he cheered as he climbed onto the lare dessert.
"Why the hell would there even be a pie here?" asked Emilia, confused.
"I made this!" Kyle explained with a smile.
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Carson: How could...Okay, never mind, I'm not gonna question Kyle logic...
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"So, what do you expect us to do with that?"
"Ride to victory!"
"Kyle...that is not gonna work", said Emilia, folding her arms.
"Sure it will, you just have to believe", Kyle said with a smile.
"I still don't think it'll work..." Sky added.
"Nonsense!" Kyle brushed off. "Bring the propeller!"
Emilia and Sky looked at Carson, who sighed. He floated back to the area where the propeller was and came back with it in his arms.
"Okay, now drop it in the center..." said Kyle.
"Um...Kyle, I'm not so sure, this thing's dangerous..." said Carson, eyeing the spinning blade.
"Don't worry..." said Kyle. "Just come on up and drop it."
"Guys, this is ridiculous", Emilia said as Carson floated up next to Kyle and dropped the propeller and engine. "Let's just go fin-"
Kyle and the pie immediately launched into the air, making the others stare in shock.
"Ugh...the headache..." Emilia said, grasping her head. "Nothing makes sense anymore..."
"Kyle logic, you never question Kyle logic..." said Carson.
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"Okay...we have half a yacht..." said Aylesha. "Got any ideas Sven?"
Sven was watching Eredar out of fear and gulped. "Sven!"
He snapped out of his daze and regained focus. "Oh, um...we need something that can make it fly..."
"Oh, we can go get-"
"For Arceus sake, just let me teleport some shit here!" Vladimir exclaimed in annoyance. He teleported multiple balloons and had them attached to the bisected yacht.
"Now we can just float..."
"That idea is both nice...and stupid..." said Archie. "Sorry..."
"I agree, the heat from the rings would burst the balloons immediately..." said Scarlett.
"Then how about this-" Vladimir said as he replaced the balloons with a jet.
"Oh yeah, that's way better..." said Ashton with a smile.
"Well, this was actually an easy challenge..." said Scarlett.
"Well, now we have to navigate through a terrible course, so...I disagree", Eredar chimed in.
"We don't need your stupid input, jerk!" Aylesha growled.
"Someone's still cranky about our breakup..."
"Fuck you!"
"Okay,okay...let's just go back now..." said Archie as he started flying away.
"Yeah, l-let's just go", said Sven as he trotted away after Archie. The others began following suit.
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"Alright, where should I look ta find some parts?" he asked himself.
He heard a whipping sound and looked down before noticing a giant pie with a propeller heading towards him.
"What da-" he was cut off when the pie struck him, forcing him inside of it.
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Everyone had gathered back at the beginning of the course.
"Um...why are we back if we didn't fucking make anything?" Rilee growled.
"Um...you see-" started Carson.
"Incoming!" everyone heard. They all looked up and saw a large pie with a propeller float down to them with Kyle manning it.
"What the hell is this?!" shouted Lilly.
"It's our vehicle..."
'HOW IS A PIE A VEHICLE?!' Mai wrote with an angry glare.
"It can fly, so...it works!" Kyle said with a grin.
"Oh, if we lose you are soooo gone", said Rilee. "And since I'm a Fairy-type...it'll definitely happen."
"Stop bringing up your type with everything!" shouted Vladimir. "It's getting annoying..."
"Jealous you have a weakness now?" asked Rilee with a smug grin.
"Wow...one weakness oh no..." Vladimir sarcastically said.
"Ugh...where are Mew and Victini?" asked Ashton.
Suddenly, they all heard a loud groan and headed toward the source.
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In the bushes, an unconscious Zahku was seen tied up.
"What the hell?" asked Aylesha, shocked. Ashton used her vines to lift him up, and Kyle sprayed him with water to wake him up.
His eyes snapped open.
"What the hell happened to you?" asked Lilly.
"Zahku doesn't know..." Zahku stated.
"He can talk?" asked Emilia.
"In third person apparently..." said Lilly.
"Zahku just does work and he gets knocked out by fox and weasel..."
"Ooh...Nero and Vile?"
"Yes, and they tie up hosts with dark juju and try to run off with money!"
"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed before hearing the sound of a helicopter.
They all ran back and saw that Nero and Vile were inside of the helicopter holding a briefcase.
"So long losers!" Vile said as the helicopter began taking off.
"Oh no you don't!" Ashton started as she tried using Vine Whip. Vile, however, retaliated with Icy Wind. Ashton squeaked and brought them back to herself.
"Archie! Sky! Carson! Go get them!"
"I'm a Dragon-type and she's an Ice-type, you think that's gonna end well?" Sky exclaimed, glaring at the plant.
"Yeah, plus she's also a Dark-type, which'll effect me!" Carson exclaimed.
Archie groaned as he launched up towards them. Seeing this, Vile used Ice Shard, slightly freezing his wings and slowing him down.
"Mai, go help him!" Sky shouted. "Vlad, you too!"
Both of them exchanged glances before remembering it's for the money. They both flew and floated up to them. Nero blasted a Dark Pulse at Mai, while Vile used Blizzard to freeze Vladimir.
"Faster!" Vile exclaimed.
"Um...I have an idea!" said Kyle. "Let's use our vehicles!"
"You want us to use the pie?!" asked Lilly.
"You want those two to keep the money?"
"Carson can just teleport the case to us!"
"Um...I just tried and it won't come..." said Carson.
"OMA, FINE!" shouted Lilly. Kyle hopped on the pie and pressed a button on the propeller, launching it up. He then began pulling and pushing it, like he was steering.
"Um...was there a button on that thing before?" asked Emilia.
"Nope..."
"In that case..." Sven said as he hopped on his team's vehicle and sped towards the helicopter thanks to the jet. He passed by Kyle and smiled.
He got ready to ram into the copter, but the jet fell off parts of the yacht started breaking.
"No, no, no, no!" Sven screamed as his vehicle fell apart from underneath him. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Eredar: *holding hammer behind his back* Oh I wonder how that happened...
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Kyle sped up to the helicopter by kicking his pie slightly, making two mini jets pop out, one forcing Giovanni out of the pie in the process.
"What the hell is that?!" Nero asked.
"Is that a PIE?!" Vile shouted as the pie hit, causing an explosion.
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"WHAT THE FUCK?!" shouted Emilia.
"What happened to the money?!" asked Rilee, making everyone glare at her, except for Mai, Lilly, and Vladimir, who thawed out.
The case, after being launched from the explosion, landed on the beach, allowing Emilia to pick it up.
Mew and Victini appeared in front of them all.
"Congratulations! The Honchkrows win!"
Everyone was confused.
"How the hell did they win?!" asked Aylesha, enraged. "We didn't even do the challenge!"
"Well, after Nero and Vile tied us up and locked us with Dark energy, we decided that since you're all here competing because of the money, that whoever got the case from them or stopped them would win, instead of doing the actual challenge."
"You guys just make them up depending on the situation don't you?" asked Archie.
"Damn right..." said Mew as he took the briefcase. "Bisharps, prepare for elimination..."
The Bisharps glared at Eredar, who rolled his eyes.
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"Alright, you know the drill..." said Victini. "Archie, Scarlett, Aylesha, Ashton, Vladimir, you guys...are safe."
"Sven, Nate, one of you is about to be eliminated..."
"What?!" Sven exclaimed. "But-"
Eredar grinned at him.
"No..."
"The Radioactive Poffin goes to Sven!"
Everyone gasped, except for Vladimir.
"RAAAAAAHHHHHH! You asshole!" Sven shouted.
"Nice doin' business with ya..." said Eredar, saluting him.
"Sven, it's time to go..."
Sven looked down.
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Sven was still looking down.
"Any last words?" asked Mew.
"Save that space!" they heard. Rilee came up to them all with a familiar looking case. "I quit!"
"Are you sure?" asked Mew. "All acts are final..."
"I have the money, there's no reason for this show to continue!" Rilee exclaimed as he hopped on top of Sven. "Like I said, Fairy-types, for the win!"
"Oh...would you mind showing us the money? Just for clarification..." said Victini.
"It's all right..." Rilee opened the case and saw that it was full of toilet paper. "W-wait...t-that can't be right, they told me-"
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"Hey Rilee, we have a gift for you..." said Lilly.
"What kind of gift?"
"This!" Lilly said with a smile as she held out a briefcase.
Rilee gasped. "Is that-"
"Yeah...I was thinking that you deserve a break from this show. Fairy-types really do rule..."
"DAMN RIGHT!" Rilee said as she snatched the case. "It was nice knowin' you two, NOT!"
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"Those two little-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Well...two for the price of one, that's cool", said Mew with a smile.
"No wonder those two asked for an empty briefcase..." said Victini.
"Oh well, two more are gone...this is getting heated..." said Mew.
"You said it!"
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Wow...just wow. Sven's gone, which sucks, but Rilee's gone too, which is awesome! So much judgement and more cameos! But some questions remain...what happened to Kyle, Nero, Vile, and Giovanni? Will Vladimir actually do some actual villainy? What other tricks will be pulled because the one with Rilee was great?! We'll see next time. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...Revenge of the Island! See ya guys, BYE!