Disclaimer: I own nothing at all. Not any quotes, not Harry, not Severus, not Remus. Nothing at all except for the Riddle twins
Warning: Mild cursing and hints of slash, het and fem-slash pairings. Also hints of threesomes
Albus Dumbledore hummed under his breath as he walked through the many hallways of Hogwarts toward his office. Smiling as he heard the paintings mutter as he saw Alexia, Arabella and Harry come skipping towards him. They skidded to a stop in front of him and he took a slight step backwards as he saw the smiles on their faces. "We just wanted to let you know sir, that if a jellyfish ever stung you, we'd pee on you sir." Their smiles grew even more before they turned around sharply, linked arms and skipped off, singing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!"
AN: Uhhh… Blame my aunt for this one. We were both on sugar highs even though we're on other ends of the country and we had a text fest… and I said that I'd pee on her then she said she'd pee on me too but not on her mother.. and it just went downhill from there..