(Italics: Nine, Bolded italics: Eleven, Bolded: Ten, Normal: all)
Dear FanFiction,
Sorry to burst your very, very strange, very very weird bubble, but, no, we don't get along well.
I mean, look at Ten! He's... ugh.
Weird? Annoying? Obnoxious? Self-obsessed?
I'm still one of the most liked in the fandom.
Point is, bottom line, whoever decided it was a good idea to ship us... I'm coming to find you.
You say that so menacingly, but the menace is lost in the written word.
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Okay... Eleven, quit interacting with our emo incarnation.
How many times do I have to tell you I'M NOT EMO!
Sure...
-Ninth, Tenth, and Eleventh Doctors