April 16, 1984

Claudia Hall was declared dead from her stab wound at the party, at 11:56pm. Allison Reynolds had just stabbed her in a rage after she made remarks to her and slapped her hard across the face. Allison walked into the Shermer Police Station to hand herself over, and although not cuffed was brought into the consultation room to confess about the entire thing which she happily obliged, and the rest of the Breakfast Club was trying to figure out how to tackle the situation. Stubby followed through on getting his dad to represent Ally in an inevitable court case for self-defense, which surprised the Club.

Allison was placed in a holding cell for the time being, her first hearing being the following Monday April 23rd. Word got around Shermer High about the possible culprits; everyone who also attended the party was scared to come clean with who killed Claudia, in fear of Allison being retaliated against in an ugly manner (which wouldn't have happened anyway because Ally's basket case behavior was unpredictable and any retaliation could have backfired in an uglier manner than Claudia).

Bender suggested a meeting of the Breakfast Clubbers, Ferris and of course their new friend Stubby, to develop an action plan for getting Ally acquitted and an absolute discharge. So, at lunch time, April 16, they gathered in the high school library and set up the tables so the group sits in a circle. Bender flips out a shoebox cassette recorder and tapes the whole thing for reference.

Bender: "Ahem. Okay, so we all know that Allison stabbed Claudia at Stubby's party last night. I decided to get you wingnuts here to try and get a fuckin' solution for this, because we know that stabbing was called for after the amount of shit she's been put through for the past like two years."

Claire: "How do we? She's gonna get convicted of murder! She stabbed someone, how are we going to prove her innocent? Not saying she isn't but..."

Bender: "You can get acquitted under self-defense, Queenie." (Affectionately)

Claire: "Well is there a way that can be arranged?"

Brian: "I do think that there could be a chance she can be absolutely discharged.".

Bender: "Discharge? Doesn't that mean jizzing your pants?"

Brian: "Not in the name of law, it's...(chuckles) like when you prove yourself guilty but you still get no punishment for it."

Andy: "Guys, this is serious. Allison just killed a fucking girl. How innocent she may be doesn't take away from the gravity of the situation, we need to be on the ball."

Stubby: "I told dad about it and he said he's gonna arrange something."

Bender: "He better fuckin' not let us down."

Stubby: "I swear to death, he's a pretty fuckin' good lawyer."

Ferris: "How in the fuck did this all get ugly. It's like she and Bender and I were just having fun and then it turns into this blood fest. Reminds me of the time when I hacked a computer for fun and then almost started World War III. Shit can go wrong so quickly, ya know?"

Andy: "Wait, you're David Lightman?"

Ferris: "Yeah, that was just some fake name I had like last year. My girlfriend Jennifer is like a fucking splitting image of Allison. Like almost the same facial features, it's creepy."

Bender: "Jennifer Brown? Ally beat her to a pulp a few weeks ago."

Ferris: "No mine started with a C."

Bender: "Oh...thank god then..."

Brian: "Guys, um, we're getting distracted."

Bender: "Oh...uh...we need to get Ally freed under self-defense."

Claire: "How do we do that?"

Bender: "Start a new band."

Andy: "But you already got Swollen Cunt don't you?"

Ferris: "There's no Swollen Cunt without Allison Reynolds in it."

Bender: "Exactly. All of us are going to become a band."

Claire: "I don't play any instruments, sorry."

Bender: "Everybody plays something. PIANO could do. As long as it's a fucking playable instrument it's fine."

Stubby: "Hey I play guitar."

Bender: "Metal?"

Stubby: "Powerviolence."

Bender: "Powerviolence? The hell is that?"

Stubby: "Oh you'll see." (ruffles in his bag to find Siege's Drop Dead, the same album in which Bender and the others covered live, and turns it on)

Bender: "Wait a minute, we covered that album live!"

Stubby: "Well you were covering powerviolence, man."

Bender: "Well...the more you know...we start a rock band, stage a bunch of protest gigs and raise funds to support Allison's side. They actually realize that the justification for the stabbing goes back how many years and she gets out scot free."

Brian: "Hopefully the law is unrealistic enough to work like that..."

Bender: "Come on! Be a bit optimistic, dweeb!"

Andy: "Alright, I'm in."

Stubby: "I'm in."

Claire: "Fine, in too."

Brian: "I'll just go in anyway."

Ferris: "Let's do this shit."

Bender: "Alright then, we're gonna get Allison outta there! Meeting fuckin' dismissed!", he yells triumphantly.

The six walk out of the library and march through the hallways, up to the music room. The school band is practicing, but they are forced out, even the teacher, as the six rehearse to death for the rest of the school hours, risking getting caught by Vernon, and staying after school hours. They're determined to get Ally out of there, and they'll go to any unrealistic length to achieve that goal.

Meanwhile, Ally lay in the cell, in a fetal position, whimpering and crying. "What...have...I done?", was the words she mumbled. It was quiet except for her sobbing. "Ohauuaah...why-y?", she yelled. "I'M A MONSTER!". She knew she went a bit too far, and wouldn't expect her Monday hearing to be a bit different...