Shusuke Amagai Arc Part I and Invitation to Hueco Mundo!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Bleach or anything else.
I know this may be boring and long, but please read this and the ANs in the end to the fullest to clear confusion. Those of you who has read my Moon Emperor fic, ignore the first AN but read the rest. Thank you!
Author's Note 1: I found myself devoid of any words passionate enough to convey what I felt when you guys and gals offered your support with my dilemma. I was humbled and captivated by your kind expressions of reassurance. I have seen several authors announce the same thing before and have seen the results. Profanities, unsympathetic use of words and outright feelings of outrage and anger expressed in the comments of the readers!
I couldn't find words to describe my happiness when I read the reviews. All of them (except one guest review) were of encouragement, cooperation and wishes of good luck. Believe me when I say, I was humbled to have been blessed with such sympathetic, compassionate and reassuring readers.
I suppose you would be pleased to hear that I not only passed my exams with the highest marks but I was offered a complete Scholarship in a foreign university! I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your words of inspiration, support and patience. I was able to concentrate on my studies when I was assured that you would be patience, so I believe that the actual credit of my victory goes to you, kind readers! Thank you!
Author's Note 2: With that out of the way, I don't know whether you would be pleased or displeased by my decision, but I have decided to start the (Shusuke Amagai Arc) now. Many of you will be wondering why? Well, the Arc sort of stumbled into the main Episodes in the cannon and frankly didn't have any meaning. I mean, it started between Ichigo and Ulquiorra's battle!
The other reason is that I need time to properly develop some characters and their interactions with Naruto, otherwise it will look forced and unrealistic. Some of you may think that I am purposely prolonging the story, but believe me I am doing it for your amusement and fun. I can cover up the entire Bleach timeline in one chapter if you prefer?
Have Aizen killed before he can escape and destroy the whole dimension of the Hollows, thus the end of the Arrancars' arc.
Have Shusuke Amagai either killed or reasoned with by providing him with evidences of Yamamoto's innocence, thus no Shinigami bent on revenge Arc.
As soon as Muramasa appears, kill him and absorb his energy before heading for the World of the Living to terminate Koga, thus no freaky sword Arc.
Rip Kageruza to a million pieces along with his Ragai, and no Mod Soul Arc.
Ichigo never fights Aizen and never loses his Spirit Energy, so no Fullbring Arc.
See?
So I decided to finish this Arc before we move on to the Hueco Mundo Arc. Still, if you guys and gals are unhappy with the decision, you can voice out your feelings and I will finish the Arc in about two Chapters. The decision is up to you!
Author's Note 3: I realized that some of my chapters were more focused on character development and humor, thus neglecting a few points. I realized that Naruto was not giving Tsunade enough love and so I wrote this chapter to contain some heated stuff, not a lemon but still dangerously close enough.
In fact, I have added similar stuff to the rest of the chapters. I highly recommend that you reread them when you have time and you will notice the differences.
Answers to a few reviews,
Dadevilsdevil: Actually, I am not a very avid fan of inserting more Naruto characters into a crossover story until and unless they are intimately connected with the main character, so sorry, but no other characters will be meeting Naruto in Hueco Mundo.
Lara5170: Judging from your review, you are not a big fan of Byakuya which is understandable. I mean the guy is powerful and all, but he is arrogant.
Numers261: Thanks mate, glad you liked it.
Home of the Brave: Nope!
NyaNyakittyface: (Grin) why do you think she would… get off as you said? I didn't give any hint, did i?
Question of the day (What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?)
Answer of the Previous Question (She dialed but never actually called!)
Winners (Unstezr, Necronlord1987, X-ownz, Printedsnail11) Well done, guys!
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1st Division Barracks, Next Day
"A quick question, Head Captain" Byakuya started with a barely concealed expression of annoyance "Why is HE here?"
The Captains of all the squads, except those who had defected, were gathered in the First Division Barracks for an emergency meeting called by the Head Captain himself.
That was all good and understandable, what Byakuya could not figure out was why the blond annoyance was here sitting between the motherly Captain Unohana and Soifon.
The Head Captain had requested all the Captains to appear in the 1st Division Barracks for a meeting. They had arrived just as ordered but Naruto had suddenly appeared out of nowhere and kicked open the door to the massive room, which had recently been repaired.
Without waiting for anyone's consent on the matter, he had marched right into the room and proceeded to do what he always seemed to do. Meaning … enveloping the strict Captain of Squad 2 in a bone crushing hug, ignoring her sputtering, incoherent words and blushing face.
What he hadn't expected was for the blond to suddenly hug the motherly Captain and gave her a wet kiss on the cheek before producing three chairs from nowhere and urging the two aforementioned Captains to sit down!
His response to the question of producing chairs for the two female Captains and not for the rest of the Captains was and he quote
"Hey, if the old man over there gets to sit on his butt, why can't my cute Little Bee and Retsu-Chan do the same? Shame on you for treating ladies with such disrespect! And as for the rest of you Captains, you get to stand there like a bunch of telephone poles cause, fortunately or unfortunately for you, you are not a bunch of beautiful ladies!"
While that had been surprising and outright shocking, Captain Unohana simply smiling a diminutive smile in response to his action was what astonished the rest of the Captains. Shunsui went as far as giving the blond a 'thumbs up' for his bold move.
Sitting between the two Captains _ who he had forced to sit down as well _, with his hands draped over the back of the two chairs and feet crossed over one another, Naruto grinned broadly "Oh yeah, I forgot you are here as well!"
Byakuya furrowed his eyebrows in annoyance at the dismissive tone.
Yamamoto rubbed the edges of his temple and sighed tiredly "Captains of the Gotei 13, as you know, with the defection of Aizen and his cohorts, their Captain position were left vacant and the overall military might of the Soul Society was severely crippled. Vacant seats provides dangerous opportunities for ambitious individuals who might want to attack the Seireitei in its weakest stage of being. As such, I myself along with two other Captains surveyed the ascension exam of a potential candidate for the position of a Captain's seat"
Shunsui raised an eyebrow "Who?"
The old Head Captain turned to his student "A member of the Expedition unit"
Naruto scowled darkly "Why wasn't I offered the seat of a Captain?"
The mental picture of a grinning Naruto leading a Squad of the Gotei 13 to places unknown and ordering them to do ridiculous tasks appeared in Yamamoto's mind, causing him to shudder in horror.
He needed to search the Archives and see if there was any Kido that could wipe off certain memories or thoughts from one's mind 'cause this vision would haunt him for life!
"Hey don't make that face, old man, I would make a great and awesome Captain!" Naruto defended after he saw Yamamoto's horrified expression.
Seeing the deadpan expressions of the Captains, Naruto deflated in depression. It's not like he would order them to either ceaselessly and futilely search for the lost city of Ramenlantis or find the hidden treasures containing infinite sake… right?
…. Ok, maybe he would, but then again what was the point of being a Captain if you didn't abuse your position as a high ranking officer!
Seeing as he didn't see the condescending gazes of two Captains, Naruto perked up and turned to his right side.
"L-little Bee, you know I w-would make a great Captain, r-right?"
Soifon weakly whimpered and bravely tried to hold on to her pride and resolve, desperately trying to prevent herself from looking at him. Lightly turning her grey gaze towards him, her thinly constructed defenses crumbled like an earthen vase as she saw his expression.
Wide, innocent red eyes brimming and shinning with fresh drops of tears, his thin lips were trembling as if holding back his sobs as he looked up at her with a puppy dog expression.
The other Captains sweat dropped as Soifon squealed like an Elementary school girl and grabbed the still lightly sobbing blond in a bone-crushing hug, nuzzling his red whiskered cheek and practically squashing his flesh and bones to paste from the force of her hug.
Even Naruto turned purple from suffocation!
Hearing Yamamto's loud cough amidst her cute-induced frenzy, the petite Captain opened her eyes and looked around the room, seeing the different expressions on the Captains faces. Some like Shunsui and Jushiro were openly grinning widely, some like Komamura, Byakuya, and Kenpachi were neutral while Unohana was smiling softly.
Seeing their expressions, the petite Captain abruptly let go of a purple looking Naruto and coughed into her hand, a light blush visible upon her cute little cheeks.
"Sometimes, I really … and I mean really, really … hate you, ya old coot!" Naruto announced in depression "Me and my Little Bee were establishing a connection there for crying out loud, why did you have to insert your wrinkly old ass in there!?
Trying very hard to not let the comment get to him and to stop himself from releasing his Zanpakuto, Yamamoto clenched his staff tightly and sighed "Regrettable but we have matter we need to discuss…"
Naruto turned to Unohana with a pout "Retsu-chan, can you believe the nerve of this old dude? Matters more important than my connection with my Little Bee? And I thought Byakuya was the only one with the stick!"
Byakuya's hands itched to reach for his sword and cut the insolent blond to a million pieces.
As if realizing something, Naruto's eyes widened in shock as he stood up and shakily pointed to Yamamoto's staff "O-old man, that staff isn't … right!?"
Not realizing the meaning of the question, the Head Captain raised an eyebrow when Shunsui almost fell to the ground from shock while Unohana gracefully placed her hand over her mouth to hide her soft giggles.
"Isn't what?"
"Isn't … you know… the stick which you … ahem … use to make yourself look … so straight…" Naruto explained unsurely, causing Yamamoto to develop a multitude of dangerous looking tic marks on his wrinkly temple.
Hearing the comment, Shunsui and Jushiro excused themselves with hands placed over their mouths to stop their laughter as they dashed out of the room, saying a quick 'Hello' to a confused and tired Shusuke who had been told to wait outside the door.
"It does have a slight shine to it! Wait, it is, isn't it!?" Naruto accused as he forced his hands away from himself in disgust "Dammit it old man, you can't just keep those things out in the open, I touched that staff for goodness sake!"
"OF COURSE IT ISN'T YOU FOOL!" Yamamoto roared in anger as a thunderous aura of fire surrounded him, causing the Captains, except Unohana to lightly sweat from the heat as well as the pressure.
"Oh god! What a relief!" Naruto sighed in relief and repeated nuzzled and kissed his previously extended hands "Come here babies, come to daddy!"
Getting his temper under control, Yamamoto sighed in frustration and brought his staff upon the wooden floor in a loud thunk "Let's get this over with, enter Captain Shusuke Amagai!"
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Karakura Town
The fabric of space ripped open in the middle of a street and a tall blond man stepped out. As soon as Naruto stepped out, the portal closed shut and vanished without a trace. He could've just teleported to his mansion but Tsunade had unexpectedly ordered him to appear a few minute worth distance away from the mansion and then slowly come home.
He had been tempted to comment that maybe she was having some girl on girl action with Rangiku and didn't want him to interrupt, but after hearing the clear anger in her tone, he had wisely chosen not to open his mouth
She had been rather forceful and violent with her demands.
And was it just him or did the demand of 'come to my office as soon as you arrive' sounded ominous and dangerous. There was no such thing as 'her office' in the mansion, so where was he supposed to go once he arrived?
Then again, she might just create another room and call it her office just to prove her point. She was peculiar and eccentric like that… kind of like him in some ways.
He had a distinct feeling of foreboding that his busty wife knew about his stunt with Rangiku and was clearly out to get revenge or some explanation.
Speaking of Rangiku, that busty little rascal would no doubt be thirsty for his blood due to his *kiss the life out of her and leave her all hot and bothered* stunt. He would have to choose his 'landing area' very wisely or find himself on the receiving end of a hormonal Shinigami's righteous female fury.
Especially a horny female with a sharp, pointy sword and a newly discovered penchant for licking blood!
Taking a deep breath, Naruto exhaled loudly and tensed his muscles to shoot towards his mansion to face his problems head on like a man. However before he could take off with a manly scream of determination and conviction, something bumped into him and a small yelp was heard.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the feminine whine and turned around with a soft smile. Flopped on the ground was a small feminine figure dressed in a royal pink kimono with several decorated designs of flowers and blossoms.
The abnormal and most peculiar aspect of her appearance was the outsized round trey-like hat along with threaded segments of fabric functioning as a veil.
"Ouch!" the small figure whined cutely and rubbed her no doubt sore behind "What hit me?"
Naruto grinned at her cute noises and kneeled down before lightly moving the front of her veil to the side "Hey there cutie, you hurt?"
The small girl hastily removed her veil and discarded it to the side with a childish huff. His assumption were correct as the removal of the veil revealed a young girl with light blonde hair and wide green eyes.
Her eyes widened slightly when she saw his tall and imposing form with admittedly demonic features. Naruto raised an eyebrow when he saw an alarmingly large amount of emotions on her face before she concealed them with a haughty humph.
"I am fine" she replied with a huff and folded her legs under her small form, sitting in the traditional Japanese pose.
Naruto grinned unexpectedly and poked her nose with a finger, ignoring her indignant and surprised yelp "Watch where you are going next time. Ok?"
Why would a child need a veil? Seeing the veil reminded him of his trip to a far isolated and admittedly dangerous place known as Afghanistan where the women wears clothing hiding their form from head to toes.
However, call them cutie and remove their veils like he had with this girl and you would be dead before you even knew it. Those were some dangerous and fierce people there, especially the tribe called the Pathans or Pashtuns.
Even he had to admit that they were not someone you wanted to trifle with… unless you wanted to die or you were immortal like he was.
Tsunade had smugly ranted in his ears about female power after they had witnessed a female veil-wearing Pathan brutally beat up a pervert in the middle of a street. Even he had cupped his steel-like and indestructible family jewels in alarm!
It had been later revealed that the poor sap was a Sikh who had been after that woman, who was a Muslim, for at least a decade. However after meeting no luck, he had resorted to coping a feel while passing by and chalking it up to an accident.
Unfortunately, the tall and unexpectedly powerful woman had already known about his obsession and had decided that enough was enough. That decision had appeared in the form of repeated brutal kicks to his nether region with alarming and pinpoint accuracy!
He would forever remember the sickening scrunching sound of something round and fleshing being kicked to mush! The disturbing part was the fact that Tsunade was openly cheering her on and providing her with vital info on how to inflict more pain on the poor sap!
Needless to say, he had steered clear from Tsunade for the entire night until she had reminded him that she was in no mood to crush the source of her pleasure. Even though his family jewels were as indestructible as he was, he had sighed in relief.
Coming back to the issue at hand, those people wears the veil due to religious beliefs and rules, no such tradition or religious law existed in Europe or any other continent. Feeling her energy level rise significantly than before, he realized its purpose.
Blinking owlishly, the blond Juubi looked on as the small girl haughtily extended her and held it for him, obviously waiting for him to help her up.
Was this girl for real!? Seeing the lavish kimono, her perfectly shimmering and clean blonde hair and most importantly, her haughty attitude, Naruto grinned as he realized something.
This little cutie was royalty! This was his lucky day! He hadn't been provided with the chance to annoy a royalty before and now fortune has smiled on him.
Reaching past her extended hand, Naruto took the little girl by her tiny waist and lifted her like a doll, ignoring her screams of bloody murder and threats before sitting her on his wide shoulder "Would you please shut up? I am not trying to kidnap you, ya little brat!"
Tears welled up in her eyes as she released soft sobs "Y-you c-called me a b-brat, do you k-know who I am!"
Naruto sweat dropped "Seriously, you are angry 'cause I called you a brat? Konohamaru would take it as a compliment!"
"Unhand me, you fiend!" she snapped and futilely struggled to get down from his shoulder.
Grrrrra!
Naruto grinned widely as the little girl stopped struggling and developed an entirely new shade of red. Her adorable little cheeks puffed and reddened, tears of shock and embarrassment welled up in her eyes as she tried to ignore Naruto's snickering.
"Mou, is the little cutie hungry?" Naruto cooed childishly before reaching for his long coat.
The little blonde crossed her hands over her chest and huffed with an angry scowl on her face. Still hearing his concealed snickers, the blonde turned around with an angry glare to admonish the insolent man laughing at a Princess, only to blink when she found a few deliciously large rice balls in front of her face.
"Here" Naruto handed her the large rice balls with a soft smile on his face, causing the little girl to blush and reluctantly take the food "Don't be shy"
"I am not shy" she retorted haughtily and huffed before eyeing the rice balls with suspicion "How do I know it's not poisoned?"
The blond energy incarnate pouted and gave her a teary-eyed look, his lower lip trembling "Y-you don't b-believe me? You little meanie!"
The little blonde girl scowled and continued eyeing the rice balls as if expecting them to suddenly grow a pair of legs and start walking away like a champ. Seeing as she was not going to eat the food, Naruto sighed tiredly and snatched one of the rice balls from her hand, ignoring her indignant shout of 'Hey!'.
"What? You are not eating it, ya little twerp, least you can do is let others eat it" Naruto retorted and dramatically raised the rice ball to his lips, taking a considerable bit from the food and purposely making moans of content as he chewed.
The blonde girl gulped as she watched the man eat the rice ball with so much passion and intensity that her stomach was practically yelling at her to eat the rice balls, even if they were poisoned!
Swallowing the last of the rice balls and making sure to make a show for the little blonde Princess, Naruto slyly snaked his hand for the other sphere of deliciousness, only to find empty space. Blinking owlishly, the blond retracted his hand and looked at the adorable blonde sitting on his shoulder with a deadpan look.
Adorably red little cheeks were puffed up due to gulping the whole rice ball as she chewed and swallowed the food, all the while venomously glaring at him. Instead of the glare being scary and dangerous, it was funny.
Her little cheeks were puffed up and red from both eating the food in a un-lady like fashion and from embarrassment. Several grains of rice were stuck to the sides of her mouth as she tried to eat and glare at him.
It was adorable!
Before he could squash the cute little blonde in a bone-crushing hug, the familiar sounds of Hollows reverberated throughout the town, catching Naruto's attention. Tearing his gaze away from the blonde, Naruto turned towards the source of the noises and saw an amusing sight.
Two men, Shinigami from their looks, were running across the air from a large horde of hungry Hollows. Seeing the direction of the two men, Naruto raised an eyebrow when he saw a horrified look on the little girl's face.
Looking closely and a subtle psychic probe, Naruto realized she was more worried about the two men running from the Hollows than her own safety or fear of the beasts. That could only mean she had seen Hollows before and judging from her Spiritual Energy, Naruto realized that she was a Shinigami noble.
The two running men increased their speed and with one sudden and unexpected use of Flashstep swept the little Princess off from his shoulder and sped into the distance, while Naruto looked on with a raised eyebrow "Take care of them!"
'Wait' Naruto mused slightly as he watched the two men speed off with the blonde 'If the Hollows were after the two men and they sped past me just a second ago, then that means ….!'
Looking up, Naruto sweat dropped as he saw the enormous horde of hungry and salivating Hollows descend upon him with loud growls. Before they could jump on him and crush him under their weight, a devastatingly powerful force burst forth from his muscular body and blasted them to unrecognizable pieces of flesh.
Hordes upon disgustingly vile hordes of Hollows burst forth from black portals and swarmed around the sky right above his head. Naruto cracked his knuckles and zipped upward with incredible speed, appearing right in the middle of the Hollows mass with a wide grin.
Seeing a deliciously powerful Spiritual being appear right in front of them, the hungry Hollows thanked their luck and sped towards his tall and imposing form.
A group of hungry Hollows reached him much faster than the others, only to find themselves impaled by large sword-like needles of hair. Naruto retracted his hair and turned it back to its original length before clenching his hand, drawing a dark liquid like energy.
Divine Judgment!
Sweeping his muscular arm in a wide arc, the black liquid gushed forth from the palm of his hand and transformed into glowing spears of dark energy before shooting towards the hordes of Hollows with incredible ferocity, impaling, slashing, severing and burning them to ashes.
'Sometimes I hate being this powerful!' Naruto lamented depressingly as he looked around the now empty sky.
What the hell! Every single damned Hollow was gone! He had just started to enjoy the fight, dammit! He hated fighting, yes, but that didn't mean that he didn't enjoy one when it did actually happened!
He was tempted to rip open a portal to Hueco Mundo and go all Chaos Incarnate on the Arrancars but seeing as Tsunade had made it clear she wanted him in the Mansion ASAP, he couldn't!
Pouting childishly, Naruto looked around the sky once more, hoping beyond hope to see something big, ugly and wearing a mask, only to deflate and sped towards his house to find his sinfully busty Princess and vent out some frustration.
She better be ready or a lot of people will pay!
Off to the distance, a certain group of three looked with wide eyes as the powerful blond got rid of the Hollows like there were nothing but specks of dust and fly away without saying a word.
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Uzumaki Mansion
Softly touching the grassy ground of the Mansion's front yard, Naruto cautiously looked around the forest, up the water fall and across the surface of the lake before starting his walk through the wooden path connecting his mansion to the mainland.
The aura of the mansion and the surrounding forest was quiet. Too quiet! Even the majestic waterfall behind the mansion was calm! That alone was an ominous and freakishly gloomy indication of something dark and sinister!
Reaching the front gate, Naruto gingerly peaked his head inside and carefully skimmed the parameters with his sharp red eyes.
Seeing no seductively busty, temperamental and newly hormonal strawberry haired Shinigami waiting for him in the Living Room like a vengeful and horny vampire, the blond released a sigh he didn't even know he was holding and leaned against the front gate for a few seconds to get his thumping heart under control.
He really should work on his 'women skills' otherwise one of these days, it would cost him his blond ass!
Though he had to admit, leaving a woman all hot and bothered was just exhilarating! He had done the same to Tsunade for the first time and was proud to say that he was still doing it.
The only difference between now and then was… at that time he had been a naive and abnormally dense guy.
After a tiring day of continuously fighting resurrected Shinobi and White Zetsus, he had kissed Tsunade right on her pouty lips after seeing her arrive at his camp and left her gawking in the middle of the encampment without even waiting for a second.
Tsunade being … well the ever volatile Senju, had taken that gesture as a challenge and had tracked him to his tent for a confrontation. Needless to say, their first 'argument' had proceeded for the entire day, well into the night and no one had seen the busty Hokage or the brave War Hero for the entire 24 hours.
The next day, he had emerged a changed man.
Getting his thumping heart under control, Naruto extended his senses and searched the mansion for the busty Shinigami's life force and sighed in relief when he sensed her in her room. Judging from the lack of any hormonal thoughts going through her head and her sereneness, he figured she was sleeping.
That was good!
Less chances of him being caught and questioned by Rangiku. Recently she was either angry, irritated or aroused! The worst part was that he didn't know how to deal with her!
He couldn't help but think that maybe she was on her period since she seemed to be having a mood-swinging disorder. Was there even such a thing as mood-swinging disorder?! Honestly he neither knew nor cared!
He was severely tempted to sneak into her room and deliver a soul-searing, knee-buckling and mind-shattering kiss to her pouty lips and bolt away before she could properly wake up and respond to his passionate gesture!
But something told him that this time he may be caught and be forced to deal with the consequences!
Seeing as the object of his dilemma was soundly asleep in her room, Naruto extended his senses and searched for the other volatile busty and voluptuous blonde, only to sweat drop.
"Sometimes I hate it when I am right!" Naruto muttered depressingly.
As he had suspected, Tsunade had created an entirely new room atop the third floor next to the balcony overlooking the waterfall and judging from the position of her life force, she was currently in the aforementioned room, waiting for him no doubt.
'Maybe I can get a cup of ramen while she waits in there' Naruto mused mischievously 'I get a bowl of ramen and force Tsunade to wait for me? Sometimes, I am a genius!'
'Don't even think about it!' Tsunade sent through the link, prompting Naruto to pout.
'Aww man!'
'Get your ass moving and get here as soon as possible!'
'Can you at least tell me what sadistic, grotesque, atrocious, vicious, merciless and monstrous plan you have concocted in that sadistic, freaky, monstrous, astroci…'
'GET YOUR BLOND ASS MOVING OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!' she boomed through the link, causing Naruto to deflate and drop his head in depression before dejectedly walking up the stairs to stand in front of the room with comical tears streaming down his face.
The door of the room was made from an ominously and threateningly dark wood with numerous blood droplets-like designs and spikey protrusions jutting out on the surface along with a metallic plate stating "Lady Senju".
Naruto eyes widened in horror and panic as he stepped back in fear.
This wasn't an office, it looked more like a torture chamber! The dark colored wood, the designs of blood droplets and the spikey protrusions all over the door practically screamed evil! Even the name plate was fear-inducing!
Maybe if he high tailed it out of here and masked his essence, she wouldn't notice!
'Beloved, I am going to count to three and if I don't see you inside the room within that time, you will wish you had never married me!' Tsunade warned 'Oh and do remember to wear something formal, like a business suit and go along with what I say or else …!'
Releasing comical sobs about 'busty and meanie wives' and saying goodbye to his hormonal little girl and ramen, Naruto composed himself like a man and cautiously pushed open the evil-looking door before lightly stepping inside and closing the door behind him.
The inside of the room was dark… so dark in fact that he couldn't even see anything but the light coming from the underside of the closed door and the small candles littered around the walls of the room. He couldn't even see his sinfully sensual wife!
But he knew she was inside. He could feel her powerful life force, her sensual and alluring presence, her intoxicating scent and her soft and seductively throaty sounds of breathing.
His vision gradually adjusted to the darkness of the room and Naruto was finally able to scan his surroundings. To his right side was a considerable row of books carefully arranged and placed in beautiful wooden shelves, along with a low wooden stair.
To his right side was the window leading to the balcony and overlooking the waterfall, but was currently closed shut and a crimson curtain was draped over it. To the two sides of the window was a large sofa and an armchair right in front of it.
Right in front of him was a considerably large desk with numerous files and folders carefully arranged and placed on its wide glossy surface. Several other accessories such as pen, pencils and other writing material littered the wide desk.
Off to the side of the desk, a large wine bottle with two glasses were innocently placed in a trey, flanked by two small candles. However, he could care less what the room held or what was located where, he was focused on something much more pleasing.
Sitting behind the extravagant desk was his busty and sensual wife. While he couldn't see the rest of her attire, what he could see was driving him crazy.
She was dressed in a silky white blouse with two of the buttons undone, the shirt straining against her massive mountains of flesh. The rest of the buttons looked as though they would bust any second from the sheer strain of containing such wobbling, heaving, mouth-watering fleshy spheres of seduction and lust.
Her silky and luscious blonde hair was beautifully done in a Chinese bun atop her head, two delicately thin bangs hanging on either side of her stunning visage. Her pouty and sinfully sensual lips were glossed a dark red, as if she had just removed them from a glass of blood.
Her chocolate brown eyes, filled with pure desire, temptation and carnal lust were hidden behind a pair of purple sharp glasses as they tersely skimmed over a report.
In all honesty, looking like that, she was clearly probing for a hard, lengthy and steamy educational session.
Hearing the door closed behind Naruto, Tsunade carefully looked up from the report and pinned Naruto's aroused form with her sharp and seductively gleaming eyes "Mr. Uzumaki, how of nice of you to join me! Please take a seat, we have much to discuss"
Deciding to play along for now, Naruto, dressed in a black three piece suit, faked nervousness and sat on the sofa with a loud gulp, making sure to hide his … excitement.
Setting her report aside, Tsunade's pouty lips stretched into a broad seductive smile as she placed her hands on the wide desk, giving Naruto unrestricted and unlimited view of her massive twins mercilessly squeezed and crushed inside the flimsy confinement of her silky blouse.
"Would you care for some refreshment, Mr. Uzumaki?" she asked with an innocent smile "My assistant called in ill today, thus I only have this bottle of wine, hope you don't mind?"
"A glass of wine does sound nice, Lady Senju" Naruto replied with a smile.
Smiling widely, Tsunade reached for the large bottle on the far side of her desk, making sure to give her wobbling 'assets' a little more force and shake than necessary. Grabbing the bottle, she calmly poured the red liquid into two glasses and stood up with an innocent smile on her pouty lips.
Sliding her chair back and walking around the desk, Tsunade smile widened when she heard Naruto gasp.
'What the hell!' Naruto yelled in his mind.
His pretending wife was dressed in a revealing short leather skirt barely covering her thick thighs and plump shelf of a rear! Her long legs and thick thighs were on full display! It looked more like a mini skirt than a skirt fit for a woman who was supposed to be acting all professional!
Taking a hold of the two glasses, Tsunade turned around, alluringly wide and thick hips wobbling from side to side, temptingly longs legs on full display and heaving mounds of mouth-watering flesh threatening to burst free as she sauntered over to the seated man.
Reaching the nervous and evidently arouse blond and standing dangerously close to his seated form, Tsunade extended one of the glass with a broad smile "Here you go"
Taking the offered glass of wine, Naruto tried and failed to tear away his piercing gaze from her sinfully ample cleavage. Tugging at his neck tie, Naruto wiped a few drops of sweat from his brow and coughed nervously "Ah … thank you ma'am"
Tsunade merely smiled and turned around to sit in the chair in front of Naruto, purposely taking her time to provide her blond husband with a close up view of her plump derriere and child-bearing hips.
Slowly taking a seat in the large chair with a contented sigh, her eyes twinkled in amusement when she heard Naruto take a double take and spit out his wine as her full rear ballooned out under her form, causing the leather skirt to ride up her already revealing thighs and expose her uncovered womanhood.
Giving his coughing form a questioning look, she raised a delicate eyebrow "Is something the matter, Mr. Uzumaki?"
Coughing up a few times, Naruto composed himself and gave his acting wife a surprised and aroused look "No … ahem… I am fine, thank you"
"If you say so" Crossing her smooth and long legs over one another, Tsunade raised the glass of wine to her pouty lips and calmly took a sip, all the while feeling Naruto's piercing gaze upon her lips.
Naruto felt his junior jump violently as he watched his busty and sensual wife calmly drink the red wine, purposely leaving a trail of red across her pouty lips. Would it be weird if he said that his wife even made the act of drinking wine as arousing as hell!
"Now then, Mr. Uzumaki, let's get to the topic at hand" Tsunade announced firmly and absently twirled the contents of the glass "Tell me about your skills?"
'So this is an interview scenario?' Naruto mused lightly 'Sweet!'
"Well, I have worked in several major companies as an accountant and thus am well-versed in that particular field. I have also done several part jobs as substitute lecturer in some of the most prominent Universities of Japan" Naruto explained nervously and took a calming gulp from the wine.
Tsunade's eyes twinkled mischievously as she leaned forward "That is all well and good, Mr. Uzumaki, but…"
Naruto raised an eyebrow "But?"
"But that is not what I meant by skills" she retorted in a seductive whisper "I was hoping for something much more … appealing"
Naruto feigned an alarmed look "W-what are you saying, Lady Senju?"
Sighing in mock disappointment, Tsunade rubbed the edges of her temple and leaned back with a displeased expression "How disappointing… and I was almost thinking of hiring you"
Naruto perked up "Ma'am please clarify what kind of skills you want me to demonstrate and I will try my best to live up to your expectation!"
"Oh?" the busty blonde smirked widely "In that case, allow me to … clarify it for you"
Smirking widely, the voluptuous blonde calmly stood and walked up to Naruto's suddenly nervous and anxious form before straddling his lap and wrapping her arms around his neck "M-ma'am!"
Grinding her seductively thick rear into his growing excitement, Tsunade reached for her blouse and unbuttoned two more buttons, causing the mountains of flesh to halfway burst free from their confines, while Naruto's eyes bugged out of his sockets.
"You see, Mr. Uzumaki, I am looking for the kind of skills to arouse me by simply describing it verbally, the kind of skills that stir up my dormant lust and the kind of skills that can take me into a state of continued bliss!" Wrapping her hands around his neck once again, the busty blonde neared the stupefied Naruto to her face by his neck tie and sensually traced her tongue over his red whisker marks, causing Naruto to shiver "Do you have that kind of skills… hmmm?"
Tracing her tongue all over his cheeks and the side of his mouth, Tsunade made sure to teasingly stay clear of his lips. At the same time, she was grinding and grating her plump rear into his steel-like erection while Naruto groaned and moaned under her sensual form.
"W-well Ma'am, I can't g-guarantee that kind of performance but I may be able to at least satisfy you for now … if you want?" Naruto announced nervously and tried to stay in character.
Her sensually and erotically thick rear grinding into his groin, her pouty lips leaving a trail of gloss all over his face, her hands tracing and measuring every inch of his muscular chest was seriously pushing his buttons.
Tsunade stopped her grinding motion and reached beneath her with a wide seductive smirk. Ignoring his throaty growl, Tsunade swiftly unbuckled his pants and reached inside for her prize with a contented moan.
Wrapping her delicate hand around her great and rigid prize, the former Hokage smirked sensually and fished out the bravely responsive soldier, teasingly moving her soft hands up and down its stiff form.
Naruto, being a hot-blooded Uzumaki, couldn't take it any longer and pushed Tsunade off of him with one sudden shove and forced her back on to her desk with a loud throaty growl. The sudden show of force and unexpected push caused the last of the blouse's button to come undone and release its wobbling prisoners to Naruto's hungry gaze.
"How forceful!" Tsunade commented with a smirk and licked her pouty lips as she eyed his large stiffness "Wonderful!"
Forcefully tearing away his business clothes, a bare Naruto ominously walked towards Tsunade, his large… ahem… excitement swinging from side to side, muscular arms flexing and relaxing, lips stretched into a hungry sneer, loud growls of lust emitting from his mouth and red slitted demonic eyes flaring in the dark room.
Reaching Tsunade who was leaning against the large desk with an anticipatory and lust-filled smirk, a clawed hand shredded her silky blouse to pieces and truly revealed the spheres of erotically hefty flesh, wobbling and swaying from their sudden release.
Releasing a loud growl, Naruto wrapped his arms around her slender form and smashed his lips to hers in a forceful and dominating kiss, forcing his tongue into her mouth as Tsunade moaned. Snaking one of his muscular arm around her back, Naruto tore her leather skirt and assaulted her sinfully thick and plump rear.
Tsunade snaked one of his hands around his neck and neared him closer to the kiss while slithering the other down to her painfully jutting prize, rubbing, tugging and squeezing it for its worth.
With one hand occupied, the growling blond raised his other hand and fondled her heaving twins turn by turn, squeezing, molesting and mercilessly assaulting them like there was no tomorrow.
Separating away from the knee-buckling kiss, Naruto assaulted her uncovered neck, leaving several bite marks on her unblemished skin while Tsunade continued her ministrations with her prize which was ready to go 'Bankai'.
"I am sure you have noticed, but I am very, very horny right now!" Naruto growled savagely and sunk his canines into the fragile flesh of her delicate collarbone, drawing blood "Prepare yourself because you won't be leaving this room for the foreseeable future!"
Needless to say, Rangiku came down from her room in the morning and found the entire mansion empty which repeated for the next two days and nights.
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Three Days Later, Uzumaki Mansion
A grumbling and pouting Naruto walked out of the front gate of the Mansion and strolled towards the waterfall behind his house in nothing but boxers, showcasing his stone-like chiseled body.
The waterfall behind the mansion created a stream-like pool of fresh and cool water at the back, flanked by grassy land on two sides. A pair of lounging chairs were placed around the two sides of the pool, along with umbrellas shielding them from the scorching sun.
Reaching the naturally made pool, Naruto sat on one of the lounging chairs with a pout before dropping the content of his hands. A bottle of massage oil and a pair of towels.
He and Tsunade had just finished their …ahem… interview and had to say that, after seeing his talents and divine skills, the busty blonde had practically begged him to 'work' for her 'company'.
Since he was such a generous and kind person, he had accepted her request and started his job right away by starting in her office over the desk, in the Kitchen over the counter, in the bathroom against the wall and in the living room, all of this under a Genjutsu so that Rangiku wouldn't see them.
Tsunade was currently taking a beauty nap and to rest her sore body from their continuous and lengthy duration of intimate 'interview'. The blonde could just use a bit of her chakra to instantly heal herself to health, but she was giving him time to deal with consequences of his actions.
"Stop your childish pouting, ya old perv!" a snappish voice declared from the middle of the stream "Get here right now!"
Naruto grumbled incoherently and turned away with a pout.
He had been in the Kitchen having a few dozen bowls of ramen to celebrate the success of his 'job interview' when the bane of his junior's existence and recently hormonal blonde Shinigami had accidently entered the Kitchen to have breakfast.
After a complete hour of dodging several utensils, plates, dangerous looking treys and pointy things, Rangiku had mercilessly dragged him to the Living room, forced him into the sofa and tied his hands behind his back before cracking her knuckles.
After being lectured and repeatedly bopped on his head with her merciless hands, he had been kissed to death right there. With no hands to explore her sinfully voluptuous body, he had been left in her seductive and lust-filled mercy.
Needless to say, Rangiku extracted her revenge in the most pleasurable way possible, by sucking the life out of him through his lips for half an hour and left him all hot and bothered.
Before storming out of the room, she had demanded that he get to the pool and give her a massage!
All in all, it had been hell to him. With Tsunade sleeping in her room and knowing that she wouldn't appreciate being acquainted with his 'Zanpakuto' so soon, he had been left tied and excited in the room with no hope of release!
Thus the current dilemma.
"Oi old perv, get in here or I will get there and drag your perverted ass over here!" came Rangiku's loud and irritated voice from the stream.
"Quit calling me a pervert, ya hormonal old hag!" Naruto snapped.
She had been the one who had kissed him and explored his upper body with her tongue as if she was measuring a road and she was calling him a pervert!
Huffing one last time, Naruto stood up from the chair and walked into the stream with a pout. Halfway submerged in the fresh water, Naruto lost his pouting expression and sighed in content as the cool water freshened up his tired and sore limbs.
Hearing sloshing behind him, Naruto turned towards the waterfall and couldn't help but giggle perversely.
Coming towards him with a seductive and alluring sway to her wide hips was a skimpily dressed Rangiku. She was dressed in a black laced bikini barely covering her private parts.
Wide and matronly hips tantalizingly swayed from side to side in the crystal blue water, soft and smooth skin gleaming in the afternoon sunlight. Long and thick thighs being seductively squashed against one another between her legs as she walked up to him.
Mammoth and enormous mountains of mouth-watering, succulent and luscious flesh jiggled erotically in their flimsy and revealing restraints, bouncing and bobbing with every single step.
Long, luscious and silky blonde locks were swept over her head and clung to her exposed back and shoulder, while blue eyes filled with mischief and desire openly eyed his muscular body like a piece of meat.
He had to admit, aside from the size of her rear and vibrant blonde hair _he hadn't seen anyone match Tsunade in the rear department_ she was an almost perfect replica of his busty wife.
"See something you like, ya old perv" she asked sensually and draped her arms around his neck, kissing a surprised and aroused Naruto right on the lips. Tracing her tongue over his lips and into his mouth, the seductively smirk Shinigami separated after a few seconds and walked out of the water to the lounging chair with a wide smirk, an exaggerated sway to her thick hips.
This power! This control and this effects she had over him was exhilarating!
After he had made his interest clear by kissing her on the lips in Orihime's apartment, she had lost all her uncertainties, all inhibitions and restrictions placed on her by her own paranoid and insecure nature.
Lying on the large lounging chair, the busty Rangiku eyed his tall, muscularly imposing and delicious form with a lust-filled gleam in her eyes.
Long mane of blond tightly clinging to his muscular back shinned and gleamed in the afternoon sunlight like delicate strands of gold.
Steel-like and indestructible tanned skin pulled tight over a layer of bulging and stuffed arm muscles, connected to a pair of broad muscular shoulders strong enough to hold the weight of the world.
Stone-like chiseled chest resembling the statue of a fantasy based warrior flexed and twitched as Naruto splashed water over his body. Diamond-like droplets trailed from his chiseled chest, down his washboard abs resembling a land of steel-like hills stuck upon his abdomen and dripped down into the water.
And ….
Rangiku licked her lips as she eyed his bulge through his boxers. While she hadn't exactly … measured it yet … from what she held felt when she had laid atop him during her 'revenge', she knew that it was large enough to give her some pleasurably sore organs when the time for intimacy came.
Gifted with that kind of large and imposing tool, no wonder Tsunade couldn't keep her hands off of him! He was like the physical embodiment of her wet dreams! She wouldn't even leave him out of her room for a second if she had been married to him!
Standing there in the middle of the stream, splashing crystal blue water over his steel-like and muscular body, flexing his bulging muscles with the simplest of movements and swaying his long blond mane in the air to dry it, it was taking all her willpower, all her spiritual training and all her patience to not jump into the water and ride him like a horse!
She could do just that but first she needed to clear thing up with Tsunade before that. She wanted him of course, more than anything or anyone, but the familial bonds she had with them were strong enough to dissuade her from walking down the path of carnal release and satisfaction.
It was confusing and revolting to see her feelings change from familial love to bodily obsession. The change in feelings hadn't suddenly sprung up overnight or after seeing them but during the many tiring, stressful and depressing days of searching for them in Rukon Distract.
At first she had been merely trying to search for the warmth, the love and the connection they had provided her with before her suicide. She had searched and searched endlessly, traveling through the abandoned villages and towns of Rukon, explored the desserts of the outer districts to futilely find her 'big brother and sister'.
Day after day, night after tiring and exhausting night, she would come back to her rundown excuse of a house, a wooden shelter with no windows or doors, and weep her worries away in the corner.
With no one to comfort her during the chilly nights of the Soul Society and no one to hold her, her mind had found fantasies and illusions of a better future as its only companion.
Visions of being reunited with her goofy older brother and kind older sister, telling them about her troubles, watching them fuss over her, sitting between them as they bickered and argued over her haunted every corner of her mind.
Day by day, month by month, year by year, with the maturation of her body, mind and soul and still no trace of her family, the visions of happy family reunion changed from smiles of love into something much more.
She had been revolted, horrified and depressed by her change and had tried to work even harder to find them and thus keep her hormonal mind from conjuring up revoltingly sickening fantasies about her family.
However, after a few days of tiring and sleepless nights, her exhausted, stressed and lonely mind had finally succumbed to her dark desires and guiltily pleasured herself to sickeningly satisfying release before falling into blissful sleep.
After witnessing the results of the satisfying release, she had, much to her guilt and horror, resumed her disgusting behavior to keep her sanity in check.
Slowly but surely, her hormonal and teenager mind changed the entirety of the visions and replaced them with dark fantasies. Her previously childish mind and newly matured mind discarded the obsessive illusions of familial love and changed them into lust.
Instead of seeing their happy and proud smiles, her mature mind would see Naruto's lips stretched into a wide perverted grin and a wide seductive smirk on Tsunade's face as they hovered above her naked body, ready to devour her whole.
Smiles of happiness and pride changed into grins and smirks of temptation.
Instead of hearing their proud chuckles and laughter, her mind would conjure up the images of Naruto's grunting and moaning form, Tsunade's kind visage twisted into a seductive smirk as they would reach their collective climaxes!
Love changed to carnal lust.
The most surprising and revoltingly dark fact was that she was not only fantasizing about Naruto but Tsunade as well!
Witnessing the changes in her body and mind, she had resolved herself into joining the Seireitei along with her friend, Gin Ichimaru, to both search for the two objects of her dark fantasies and to keep her mind off of said images, no matter how pleasurable, no matter how satisfying they were.
Unfortunately, joining the Shinigami Corps proved to be a much greater miscalculation on her part. Instead of suppressing her bodily desires, performing several stressful duties such as killing Hollows and depending the Soul Society only forced her mind to seek relief in the form of bodily release.
Before joining the ranks of the Shinigami, she had been somewhat restrained and discreet about her activities because of her depressing living condition, preferring to only seek release when practically forced by her sick desires.
However after receiving her own small house in the Gotei 13 and provided with comfort and luxury, her mind had only forced her to plummet even deeper into the well of her fantasies and experience even greater guilt-filled but otherworldly pleasurable sensations.
After becoming the Lieutenant of Squad 10, with no trace of her goofy older brother and sister as well as the objects of her fantasies, she had dived into the world of sake. Drowning her sorrows and cravings with sleep-inducing liquid had somewhat controlled her sickening impulses for some time.
At least it had controlled them before the two immortals and the rest of Ryokas attacked the Soul Society and she found him wandering the streets of the Seireitei, looking as young, as divinely muscular and dominatingly imposing as ever.
Snuggled into his wide and muscular chest, hearing his side of the story, venting out her anger and frustration by arguing with him and seeing him pout like an adorable child, had increased the force of her hunger so much she had almost jumped his bones right there.
After being told to meet him on the Soukyuko Hill, she had immediately rushed to her quarters and ordered everyone to not disturb her for the rest of the day. She had pleasured herself to countless releases and had to guiltily admit that each release was much more pleasurable than the first.
Seeing him walking shirtless around the Mansion had driven her crazy with lust. As if that wasn't bad enough, Naruto and Tsunade were openly flaunting their goods in revealing clothes as if they thought she was some kind of saint who had no carnal desires!
Naruto would walk into the Kitchen or the living room wearing only a form-fitting shirt and boxers, openly showcasing his muscular body and large fleshy 'gizmo' bulging through his shorts, while Tsunade would sometimes wear biker shorts and tank top or a revealing red robe tightly hugging her sinful body, all the while expecting her to just sit back and not do any damn thing about it!
Training with him had been hell and not because it was hard! What was she supposed to do or more importantly, how in the nine bloody hells was she supposed to focus on her training when he was openly showcasing his shirtless torso!?
She couldn't count the number of times she had contemplated on abandoning her training regimen and riding his bones to mush!
The trip to the markets and her perfectly 'understandable' shopping spree had been both satisfying and irritating at the same time. Satisfying because she had openly declared Naruto as her husband to anyone who had asked and enjoyed the surprised look on Naruto's face.
The other satisfying part was that she had practically drained him of his blood due to her shows. By wearing skimpy or the barest minimum of clothes on her body, she had taken sick pleasure from seeing his excitation and bloody nose.
While she had enjoyed his bloody reaction to seeing her almost naked body, it had the same effect on her. Seeing his clear and surprisingly large 'excitement' jutting out from his leather pants, she had been severely tempted to throw any inhibition to the wind and ride him. The fact that they were in the dressing room in PUBLIC no less would've have been an added bonus!
However, as always Tsunade's disappointed and shocked visage had appeared in her mind, thus dissuading her from taking a step she would later regret.
It was irritating because some of the hussies in the market had decided that Naruto was a prime piece of meat rip for the taking and had openly brushed, caressed or even groped him in certain places, all the while ignoring the fact that she was his pretending wife!
To make matters worse, the old leech had the audacity to plainly reciprocate their vulgar behavior by groping them right back!
Even though she was not intimate with him… not yet anyway… she was still the possessive and jealous type, meaning it had taken all her willpower and patience to not go 'Haineko' on their naughty asses!
And then came the changing point of their strange relationship, the kiss in Orihime's apartment. That kiss had changed the very dynamic of their relationship from teasing but still familial bond to teasing but a bond of carnal lust!
No longer would she hinder her advances!
No longer would she keep herself restrained by useless reservations and insecurities!
Snapping out of her thoughts, Rangiku looked towards the pool once again and smirked widely as Naruto walked out of the water and stood on the bank of the stream, drying his long hair.
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"Old man, it's time for my massage!" she announced in a flirty and sing-song voice while Naruto's eye twitched.
"Sometimes, I really hate your wrinkly old ass!" Naruto commented in depression as he grabbed the small bottle of oil and strolled towards Rangiku with a scowl.
"Wrinkly old ass?" she asked with a delicate eyebrow raised before smirking temptingly "If it was as wrinkly as you said, then why were you having trouble taking your eyes off of it?"
"I hate you" Naruto muttered under his breathe.
Just because he said her rear was a little smaller than Tsunade's prodigious rump, didn't mean that he wouldn't enjoy watching it ripple and jiggle with every single step. The little brat somehow saw him staring and was now rubbing it in his face!
Rangiku giggled loudly, unconsciously causing her massive twins to wobble enticingly "Oh I am sure you do, ya old perv!"
"I liked it when you argued with me on every front, you little fiend!" the blond energy incarnate grumbled as he stood next to her lounging chair, crossing his hands over his wide torso "… this smartass attitude of yours is getting on my nerves!"
"Your nerves?" Rangiku retorted smugly "Are you sure I am not 'getting on' something else?"
Not able to answer her, Naruto simply choose to glare at her while she flashed him a sweet smile.
Erotically tracing her hand over her long legs, Rangiku smirked widely and turned over her sinfully voluptuous body, lying on her taut stomach "Start with the legs and do remember to be thorough"
Grumbling under his breath about 'recently hormonal' and 'bossy blondes', Naruto spurt a few drops of oil on his hands and sat on the end of the chair before starting from her ankles.
His eyebrows twitched when Rangiku moaned and writhed as if having an orgasm! "Stay still, you old hag, and stop moaning!"
Rangiku flashed him a sweet and tempting smirk over her shoulder, giving his groin a pointed look "Why? Does my moaning disturb you?"
A tic mark popped on his temple as she rubbed his stiffness by the sole of her feet and giggled "Do you want the damn massage or not?!"
"Fine!" she pouted temptingly and lowered her feet "Spoil my fun!"
Grumbling under his breathe about the unfairness of the situation and vowing to get his revenge, Naruto straddled her legs and softly massaged her long legs, rubbing, kneading and patting the soft layer of fat and muscles before moving up her to her thick thighs.
Kneading the thick folds of her plump thighs, his junior jumped and bounced around in his boxers, obviously wanting to break free. Not that her constant moaning and writhing helped his mood.
Done with her thick thighs, Naruto decided to skip her plump rear and placed his hands over her narrow waist, only to feel a hand stop him and direct him back to her derriere. Scowling in irritation, Naruto decided that enough was enough and moved al little closer over her rump, causing Rangiku to tense in anticipation.
'Oh no, ya little tease, you will not be receiving THAT so early and so easily!' Naruto thought mischievously 'I will drive you to the very brink of lust-filled insanity before I give you what you want… just like I did with Tsunade!'
Putting his calloused hands over her plump rear, Naruto softly moved them across the fleshy globes, rubbing, kneading and molding her generous flesh like dough, all too aware of her muffled moans and slight wetness.
Rangiku tried and failed to suppress her moans and groans as Naruto stopped his grumbling and really started to work her rear. His strong calloused hands kneading her supple behind, practically leaving his handprints of the soft flesh was causing her to react in a natural way.
Rangiku slapped her hands over mouth to stop her scream of pleasure when Naruto added chakra into his hands and swept them over her rump, leaving her writhing and moaning under his form.
Naruto grinned mischievously and moved his hands over her slender and narrow back, gently massaging her spine and pouring an incredible amount of pure nature chakra into her vertebral column to sooth her nerves.
Judging from her tense posture, she could feel his … excitement on her rear and was obviously waiting for something, but, unfortunately for her, he was not that easy to be fooled or tempted.
Deciding that the still inexperienced and young blonde needed to understand the situation perfectly, Naruto skipped her shoulders and snaked his calloused under her lithe form to reach for her squashed twins of massive flesh, causing Rangiku to jump in surprise.
"O-old man!" she stuttered in surprise, only for her shocked stutter to turn into a muffled moan as Naruto squeezed her supple mounds "W-what are you doing?!"
Not giving her time, Naruto leaned forward and laid his muscular body atop her soft and supple back, as he assaulted her neck with his mouth, making sure to ground his … excitement on her meaty rear.
Tracing his tongue over the soft skin of her neck and collar, Naruto lightly bite and sucked on the tantalizing flesh, all the while kneading, squeezing and molesting her massive mounds through her bikini top.
Rangiku writhed, thrashed and squirmed under his form, her teeth lightly biting her lower lip to barely suppress her loud moans, her beautiful visage erotically twisted to one of absolute pleasure while her eyes openly gleamed with lust as Naruto assaulted every nook and cranny of her sinfully erotic body.
"You see, despite what you may think about temptation and allure, I am a man of many secrets and layers that even my wife does not fully understand" Naruto whispered into her ear, lightly biting her earlobe as he squeezed her massive mounds of tantalizing flesh "You will have to be even older than Tsunade to remotely tempt me into doing something I do not want to do"
The damn blond was either biting her earlobes, running his hands over long legs, squeezing her rear or molesting her prodigious bust like there was no tomorrow!
At this rate ….
Rangiku puffed cheeks reddened in embarrassment as she felt her climax approaching fast.
However she before could reach her sweet and satisfying destination, Naruto stopped his ministrations and stood up with a wide grin. Her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as he walked away without even looking back.
She had been in the middle of something glorious! There was no way he would do something like that, would he? Seeing his retreating form, her eyebrows twitched as she stood up from the chair, not caring about her modesty or what was left of it anyway.
"YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED OR I WILL KILL YOU!"
Naruto stopped his stride and turned towards her with a wide innocent grin, his naïve and cheerful persona in full blast "Hey little Giku-chan, someone is about to arrive her, you may want to cover up yourself!"
"Someone is coming! You mean to tell me you prevented me from having an orgasm simply because you think some bastard is about to come here!?" Rangiku screamed in frustration and stomped towards him, not caring that her massive twins were exposed and jiggling like a bunch of kids on sugar rush "I don't care if the Soul Society is about to be destroyed or the entire damned world is about to come to an end, you are finishing what you started, you bastard, or you will pay dearly!"
"Wow, look at the mouth on you, Giku-chan!" Naruto retorted cheerfully, angering Rangiku even more "But no can do, boss lady, this is important!"
She didn't just say that she was about to orgasm, right? Most people would never admit that they were ready to have an orgasm from simple foreplay, yet she openly shouted it out! Guess she really was frustrated if she was using that kind of crude language with him!
"More important than me!?" she snapped angrily and grabbed him by the arm, dragging him towards the chair with a twitching eyebrow "I am going to lay here and you are going to finish what you started or I swear I will make you pay dearly!"
Naruto sighed and pouted "Fine, just let me first deal with him at least"
"No!"
"Aww come on, it will only take a few seconds!"
"I said NO!"
"He is standing over there for goodness sake!" Naruto snapped and pointed to the other side of the waterfall where a confused Ulquiorra was standing.
Rangiku cursed herself for forgetting to bring her sword. This was the guy who was responsible for denying her release! This was the bastard who had interrupted her divine massage! She would have ripped his melancholic hide into a millions pieces if she had her sword right now!
Ulquiorra stood to the side of the waterfall and simply observed the interaction between the two calmly sitting blondes. Judging from the trey placed before them, it appeared as though they were having a calm and serene tea ceremony.
However, he was not here for that, his orders were simple but absolute. Invite Naruto Uzumaki to Las Noches for a feast by the orders of Lord Aizen.
Lord Aizen had admitted that the lack of vital information about the blond made him a dangerous obstacle for his future plans. Gin Ichimaru had suggested inviting the strange blond to Hueco Mundo to observe his behavior by the pretense of having a feast with Aizen, and if possible to capture him.
Seeing them notice his presence, Ulquiorra tensed slightly as the tall and imposing blond approached him with a wide innocent and cheerful grin "Hey there, Mr. Constipated, whatcha doing here?"
Not letting his insulting comment get to him, Ulquiorra merely pinned the muscular man with his sharp gaze "Naruto Uzumaki, I have here on the behalf of Lord Aizen to deliver his promise to you by inviting you to Hueco Mundo for a feast. Your response?"
Naruto perked up at the mention of Aizen "Wait, so Four Eyes is finally inviting me to that awesome desert?!"
"That is correct"
"Woohoo! I am gonna go on a camping trip, baby!" Naruto shouted to the heavens, surprising the melancholic Arrancar with his carefree and oblivious nature.
This was the man Lord Aizen was wary of? He didn't looked anything special.
"Wait here, I am gonna pack my bags and will be right back. Oh and by the way …" Naruto leaned to closer to whisper in the emotionless Arrancar's ear "Tell those Menos something or whatever … to prepare a Negation and fire it as soon as I arrive here, understand!?"
Not letting the fact that the cheerful somehow knew the purpose as well as the name of the technique used by the Menos surprise him, Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow at the strange request "Why would we need to leave in such a hurry? And the Technique is called Negacion"
"Trust me, what I am about to do next will be very dangerous for both of us" Naruto warned in a whisper "If we are caught, both of us will be killed in the most brutal way possible. Me for committing the act and you for standing near me after the act, ya got it?"
Still not able to understand what the blond truly meant, Ulquiorra simply nodded and watched Naruto walked into the Mansion for a few seconds and walked out carrying a dozen of large chests. He couldn't help but wonder how the blond was able to pack that much objects in just about three or five seconds or why would he need so many things for only a fabricated invitation.
Grinning widely, Naruto carried the bags to the emotionless Arrancar and placed them next to him before walking towards a grumbling Rangiku who he had shrouded with a Genjutsu to preserve her modesty and … to prevent Ulquiorra from seeing his little moon and stars naked!
Nobody had that right… except him and Tsunade!
To the eyes of the melancholic Arrancar, she appeared calmly sitting on the grassy surface next to the waterfall and serenely drinking tea when in actuality she was sitting topless on the lounging chair, grumbling and twitching with every single passage of second!
Naruto feigned an innocent look and hid Ulquiorra under a subtle Genjutsu as he walked towards Rangiku with a smirk.
Seeing him approaching her way, Rangiku grumbled one last time and laid on the chair before signaling for her naked mountainous mounds of flesh with a glare.
"Get back to work!" she snapped and closed her eyes.
Seeing her eyes closed and waiting for him to resume his work, Naruto's lips stretched into a wide mischievous smirk as he leaned over her, lying atop her lithe and soft form before smacking his lips to hers in an animalistic and hungry kiss, forcefully probing his tongue into hers and exploring her orifice.
Snaking his hands up her long legs and thighs, Naruto cupped the twin massive globes of seduction and shamelessly tweaked her twin points of excitement, steadily bringing her close to her release.
Rangiku moaned and squirmed under his skilled ministrations as she wrapped her arms around his neck and forced him to practically fuse his lips with her own.
Just as he realized that she was about to reach her eventual and much sought-after release, Naruto grinned widely and teleported away, his maniacal and dark laughter reverberating through the surrounding
"Mr. Constipated, tell those gender confused freaks to start their engines and get us out of here or we are doomed!"
Feeling no delicious lips sucking away her life and no wandering hands trying to leave an imprint upon her succulent and mouth-watering mounds of flesh, Rangiku opened her eyes to admonish the slacking old pervert and looked around the clearing with breathless and panting visage.
Her lust-filled eyes widened to impossible proportions, her previously occupied mouth dropped to the ground in shock, a multitude of dangerously looking tic marks pulsed on her forehead as she witnessed Naruto and the interrupting Arrancar encased in a yellow light and ascending into a portal.
"WHY YOU BLOND SON OF A BITCH!" she roared boomingly and sped towards the light yellow with blinding speed, blasting the lounging chair to countless pieces from the force of her leap.
Recoiling her fist, the halfway naked Rangiku punched the yellow beam of light with a devastating punch, blasting the surrounding forest as well as the waterfall to unrecognizable debris from shockwaves generated from the force of the fist.
Ulquiorra felt his eyes widened in shock as cracks _ small and insignificant but still cracks _ appear in the barrier. This was impossible! Nothing and no one could even scratch the Negacion, let alone cracking it from a single punch!
This woman needed to be watched and reported to Lord Aizen. She may pose a threat later.
'She must be really horny!' Naruto thought with a sweat drop as he witnessed Rangiku subconsciously draw the chakra from her necklace which was in her room no doubt to almost break the barrier.
He would have to recreate the waterfall and the surrounding clearing once he got back.
He had to admit that seeing her prodigious twins jiggle and wobble from her sudden movement certainly was pleasing on the eye. However, being a guy and protective one at that, he had reactivated the Genjutsu to keep Ulquiorra from seeing her true state of dress.
Witnessing her raise her fist for another punch and knowing that not even the so-called unbreakable barrier would withstand the force of a horny super-powered woman's punch, Naruto forced the fluidity of the Negacion to swiftly attract them to the opening and disappear into the black embrace of the portal before Rangiku could deliver her move.
"IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO FORGET WHAT YOU DID AND MOVE ON, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN, YOU BLOND BASTARD, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT AFTER I RIDE YOUR BONES TO DUST, DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
A massive sweat drop glided down Naruto's head as he disappeared into the portal "Yup, horny as hell!"
It seems he won't be returning home anytime soon. While being ridden by the busty blonde did sound fun and interesting, the *riding your bones to dust* part sounded painful! He just hoped his wife would calm the hormonal girl down, otherwise he may just move in to Las Noches permanently!
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Done! Hope you liked it.
Before someone comments on it, the scene about the Muslim woman kicking a Sikh in his nuts did actually happen. My elder cousin was a NATO soldier stationed in Afghanistan in 2009 and the scene happened during one of his patrols. Actually what I heard from him was much more brutal but this is the downgraded version.
IMPROTANT NOTE: Can someone please draw this Naruto for me? If someone talented from the Deviant art can draw this Naruto, kindly tell me and I'll give you the details! Take as much time as you like but please can someone do it! I will forever be in your debt!
AN 1: I hope you liked the interaction between Naruto, Rangiku and Tsunade. Honestly, I am not much of heated stuff writer, thus if you feel like I went about the description the wrong way, you are certainly correct and justified. Rangiku's relationship with him will be more physical and less spiritual from now on.
Leave your comments on this front and tell me what you think. Should I keep adding such scenes into my upcoming chapters or simply make it an Action/Humor based fic?
AN 2: Oh and the decision about the continual or removal of the Shusuke Amagai Arcs as well as the update of a new chapter depends on the speed as well as the majority of your reviews. Kindly express your opinions as soon as possible.
AN 3: I am going to delete the NOTE I had left before my departure which took the place of Chapter 13, when I am about to upload another, I will delete it, thus if an updates comes, know that it will be a new one. I will be doing the same to every story. Thank you!
For those of you who likes this Naruto, I have some news. I have added another story (Naruto X Avengers Assemble), check it out when you have time.
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