A/N: Long time no see, hey guys? I don't know, I was just going through a block. And I'm not enjoying glee anymore I always wondered why Puckleberry fans hated Finn, so much, but I never watched glee alot until now. Don't get me started on the contrived Brochel break up. Now everytime I see Finn on the screen I want to turn it off.
Good news though I have most of the story written out past this chapter so not a lot of more long waits for updates. I have a lot more in store for this story.
"They should be coming any minute now, when you see them, throw this at them, okay?!"
"Remind me again why I'm doing this?" Dave asked with a blank expression holding the slushee that been pushed into his hands as he was walking down the hall.
Quinn rolled her eyes at the jock, "Because, I'm giving you twenty-"
"You do know Puck is bat shit crazy, right?"
"Fine! Fifty, now just do what I say! They should be coming down the stairs any second now!" Quinn said frushratidly, lifting up her hands to push Dave's back in the direction she wanted, toward the stairway.
Dave anxiousily hopped on the balls of his feet, his nerves getting the best of him the more and more he waited, to see the familiar mohawk he saw on and off the field. A sight most people in McKinly learned to respect and fear, Well not for much longer, Dave thought, smirking and taking a large gulp of the slushee.
Puck's currency was going down every day he was dating that glee freak and as a result Dave's was going up. Finn was too soft, too much of an idoit to take advantage of an opprotunity to rise through the social ranks, but Dave was different. Puck might have orginated the slushee but Dave elevated it to a high art form. He slusheed nerds and those gleeks all day every day. Finn, probably thought he was invincible with his girlfriend Quinn, the head cheerio at his side, but Dave got them too just last week.
Anyone who joined glee was on his target list like Puck was soon going to learn. Dave was going to slushee the man who invented the slushee facial, the former king of McKinley, and take his place. What Puck even saw in that glee freak, to ruin his reputation, Dave didn't see but he also didn't see what was that great about any woman, not that he didn't like women!
The bell rang and Dave saw Quinn shuffling behind a corner but her blue eyes peaking out to look at the scene. What she was getting from this Karofsky had no idea, he just slushieed her and her dumb as nails boyfriend last week, but now she was paying him to slushee her own relative. Cousin, step-cousin, whatever. Maybe those rumors he heard about her were right, whatever the reason Dave had money in his pocket so he could care less about the reason.
People were filling the hallway and Dave's shoulders locked up as he heard Puck and what's her name voice. He looked up to see Puck in a crisp white button up shirt. It wasn't black, leather, or a T-shirt with a crude saying on it like Puck's usual attire. So either she bought it for him or Puck was dressing up for her. Dave watched as they moved down the flight of stairs, Puck's petite girlfriend's mouth was moving a mile mile a minute and even Puck couldn't hide his disinterest in what she was saying. Probably glee, or Broadway or musicals. Dave and Puck were one in the same, they loved football and bullying nerds, Puck could try, he could join glee but he couldn't pretend forever to be something he's not. Even for his precious little gilfriend. Puck wasn't like her fairey best friend Kurt who found himself often on the other end of Dave's slushee. That'll teach him to talk the way he talks, dress the way he dress and tempt him-
Puck was actually arm in arm with that dork, Dave felt happy to ruin their perfect little moment, he approached the couple quickly and throw the slushee directly at the quarterback. Only when the drink left his hand, and he saw the purple liquid soaking Puck's shirt, face and hair did Dave realize what he just done.
Dave gulped and quickened his pace hoping to God Puck hadn't seen his face.
Quinn had a plan.
Puck couldn't see the light and see that dating Manhands was going to ruin his reputation and his life. So Quinn would just have to help him see it.
Ofcourse she could have told her uncle, but that was a last resort, Quinn could be ruthless, but she wasn't heartless. Deep down Quinn loved her uncle and Puck. She didn't want to ruin their relationship and their family, unless there was no other option.
Quinn watched mouth agape as the sluhie soaked through Puck's shirt, too bad that shirt looked so hot on him, shocked even though she organized it the whole thing. Puck had just been slusheed.
Now he'll realize what dating Ru Paul has down to his bad ass rep and surely leave her and notice someone much prettier and better for him anyway, me. Quinn thought smiling. But the smile quickly faded from her face when she noticed that Puck didn't even seem mad! Quinn had hoped to see Puck give Dave a well deserved beat down. He so deserved it from slushing me and I guess Finn too, the other day. But all Puck did was follow Rachel calmly into the bathroom.
Ugh! This girl was turning Puck into such a wimp! If Puck didn't care about his reputation anymore, what did he care about?! Quinn wondered to herself as she walked past the hallway and saw Ms. Pillsbury and Mr. Shuester dancing quite intimately through the chorus room's windiw .
Quinn was lucky enough to just happened to know Coach Tanaka liked getting a snack at the vending machine this period and retreived her pink Juicy Couture wallet out of her matching purse and quickly headed over to the hallway where the vending machine was located. Smiling when she saw the football coach snack getting his regular snack. Men are so predictable she stepped in line behind him.
"Coach Tanaka, is that you? Have you happened to see Ms. Pillsburry I had an appointment with her this morning but I just walked by her office and she wasn't there."
Ken checked the time on his cheap five dollar watch, "Yeah, Emma was supposed to help Will create a mash up for our wedding, but they should be done by now, let me check to see if they came up with something good." The coach said bending down toget his snack and walking quickly out to the chorus room to check on his fiancee and the handesome Spanish teacher.
Oh they came up with something alright, Quinn smiled mischeiviously to herself, placing her wallet back in her purse and walked calmly over to her next class she shared with her boyfried.
"Quinn! Baby! Have you heard?!"
"Heard what?" Quinn asked feighing confusement and returning her boyfriend's hug. Smiling knowingly as she wrappped her arms around him and frowning once again afterwards.
"Tanaka. He's giving all the football players that are on glee an ultomatoe."
"Do you mean an ultimatum?" Quinn asked arching an eyebrow.
"Yeah, that! If we don't quit glee, then he's kicking all of us off the football team!" Finn said clearly distressed. "I think he's jealous of Ms. Pillsbury and Mr Schue's relationship or something and taking it out on us."
No really?! Quinn sarcastically thought, holding herself back from rolling her eyes at her less than bright boyfriend. "Well do you know what you are going to decide?" Quinn aked innocently.
"Yeah, it was hard choice, but I made up my mind. Babe, we're going to be cool again." He said taking her in his arms. "No more slushee facials from now on."
Quinn pushed his arms back away from her to ask, "Do you know if anyone else is quiting glee? Matt, Mike or Puck?"
Finn shook his head no, "Not yet babe, I guess we'll find out this afternoon." Finn replied kissing her.
Men are so easy, Quinn thought, she didn't realize Finn wasn't that dumb. He saw her sneaky smile when she thought he wasn't looking, he saw the light in her eyes when she mentioned Puck's name, and he saw she had her eyes open when they kissed.
School had just let out and Puck slouched in his seat as he watched his old team practice as he waited on Rachel. She was unusually late to visit him on what had been one of the worst days of his life.
Puck sang in glee club in front of everyone for her, he was slusheed for her, he was kicked of the football team for her all in the same day. AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO BE LATE WHEN HE GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HER!
Puck took a deep breath, trying his best to calm his nerves and anger as he checked the time on his cell phone again. A few more minutes passed of him gloswering until he finaly heard her footsteps. Noah forced himself not to look at Rachel when she sat by him because he wanted her to know he was upset with her.
"Do you miss it?" Rachel asked concerned as she looked with him at the football team running drills.
"Hell no." Puck responded with no hint of hesitation. Because although he might not be in a good mood, he knew without a doubt, he would give it all up a thousand times over and over again for her without a second thought.
"I hope didn't choose glee over football for me."
That was the dumbest sentence Puck ever heard. Why else would he choose glee over footall than for Rachel? Because being popular was overated? Because he liked how refreshing a slushie felt on his skin?! Because he wanted to give up being a quaterback anyway after all his hard work? Puck choose to keep his sentence short and clipped so he didnt explode. "Why?"
Rachel shuffeld in her seat and avoided the question or alittle awhile, "Why are you all alone? Don't you have Matt or Mike or someone to hang out with?"
"No."
"But you were so popular, why don't you have any friends?"
"Because all I talk about is you." Puck answered without thinking.
"Puck-"
"It's Noah!"
Rachel looked down at her lap, "I don't think this will work out."
A/N: I know you guys hate me right now. I'm sorry but try to be understanding, because it is my story and I have a reason for everything I write.
"Because all I talk about is you." Is a ode to a spanish song I love by Aventura called Obsesión the lyrics translate in English to
'you see I do no longer have any friend
'cause I only talk about you,'
Go listen to it! It is a great song.
The next chapter is already written out so please review. Remember more reviews quicker updates!
PS: A few people entered my Kill Qinn/Derrick contest so leave in your reviews who's idea you like best.
1.) noodleloverxDDD: Mean girl moment where Quin gets hit by a bus.
2.) BERRY VS LOVE: Derrick gets in a car accident on his way to confront Puck about Rachel with Quinn in the car.
3.) Guest: They can ** off some scary people and get murdered.
PSS: None of these will happen in the story! It's just a contest the winner will get a prize!
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