Anything you recognise isn't mine. Also, this chapter only takes the anime adaptation of AgK into account, as I haven't read the manga yet.

"Damn, this weather is really fucking rough!" Kenji muttered, as he trekked through the desert he was walking through. He was wearing wrap-around sunglasses, which had a spell on them to look opaque from the outside, but when he looked through them, it looked like he was wearing regular sunglasses.

Anyway, he had his sword strapped to his hip, and his twin pistols in a holster that he had made himself. It was similar to the one that Revy wore when she used her guns.

As he continued to walk, he heard a faint noise in the distance. It sounded like a sword slashing, and meeting another sword. Kenji knew the noise so well because of his training with Tobio, and the countless times he had to stand his ground against a sword-wielding opponent.

Picking up the pace and walking towards where the sound was coming from, he saw seven burly-looking bandit-like people, fighting against a figure that Kenji couldn't quite see, they were moving around so fast. Kenji had to admit. Guy or girl who was fighting, they were certainly fast, and very, very good with a sword. The person had taken out one of the seven bandits already, and was coming very close to taking out the second.

Scratch that, they had.

Kenji mentally teetered on the verge of getting involved and helping the unknown person, but eventually decided against it. He didn't want to look like he was a threat and risk having a fight.

Ten seconds later, the third bandit fell. Another fifteen, and the fourth one was gone.

'Fuck, this person really is good!' Kenji thought. 'They must have gone through some serious training. Or have a Sacred Gear. Or both.'

The unknown person clashed with the seventh and final bandit, but the bandit seemed to throw a punch at the person. It actually connected, and the person, who stopped long enough for Kenji to see that they had long black hair, jumped back, visibly winded. They managed to dispatch the final bandit after one slash of their sword.

When the final bandit fell to the ground, dead, Kenji slowly walked towards the person, but Kenji saw that they had collapsed.

'Fuck…' Kenji muttered. 'That punch must have winded them more than they let on.' He ran towards the person, who lay unconscious on the ground, and Kenji got a real look at them for the first time.

She was a young girl, with long black hair that reached down to her knees. She wore a dark, sleeveless mini dress with a white collar and red tie; she wore a red belt that had a red side skirt cover. She wore it with long black socks and black shoes. She wore a long, dark coat and a hood, which was down, and was carrying a katana, which was shorter (though not by much) and thinner (again, not by much) than Kenji's sword. Kenji noticed that she had faded red scars all over her body.

He also saw that she was still breathing, which was a good thing.

'Should I bring her with me?' Kenji asked himself. 'I don't want to kidnap her, but I'll just be leaving her to die here if I don't!' Deciding to take her with him, he picked the girl up, reattached the sword to her waist, and magic-circled out of the desert.

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Kenji came out of the magic-circle, the unconscious girl in his arms. Walking into the mansion, he saw Roberta watching TV. She looked up when she saw him coming in, and stood up.

"Master K-"

"I guess you didn't get the memo, Roberta." Kenji cut her off. "I don't like being called master. So please, knock it off."

"Oh." Roberta bowed. "I'm sorry, Kenji."

"Eh, it doesn't matter." Kenji replied. "Anyway, can you get a bedroom ready for this girl? I encountered her while she was unconscious, and didn't want her to die."

"Understood." Roberta nodded, and let Kenji hand her the girl. She then magic-circled away.

"Okay, now what should I do now?" Kenji asked himself. He idly fanned his magic out around the house, and sensed… no-one.

'Well, Pen and Albedo are in their sex-chamber.' Kenji told himself. 'But I don't want to be involved in that. You know, I haven't seen Azazel in a while. I'll go see him.' And with that, he magic-circled away.

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He came out in Azazel's lab.

"Hello, Kenji." Azazel said, watching Kenji enter, and clicking off the porn site he was on.

"Hey, Azazel." Kenji said, idly shaking his hair (which he had recently decided to style into a style identical to the character of L Lawliet, from the anime Death Note) out of his eyes.

"So, what brings you here?" Azazel asked, looking into Kenji's mismatched eyes. "I think you'd be banging one of your peerage, or at least Penemue or Albedo."

"Pen and Albedo are in their sex chamber, and I wouldn't want to disturb them." Kenji said. "Roberta is taking care of someone I brought in. I don't have the heart to go and find them, then stop them from doing whatever they're doing, if they're happy doing what they do."

"Yes." Azazel nodded, looking at Kenji. "It is a great feeling to have, happiness. Along with freedom. Two feelings that we never truly had before we both ended up here." Kenji looked at Azazel carefully.

"You weren't happy or allowed freedom when you were an Angel?"

"No pun intended, but hell to the no." Azazel grinned. "When I was an Angel, the Bible God was running the show, not like Michael now."

"What was he like?" Kenji asked, curiously. "Or am I not able to hear anything about-?"

"I think you are." Azazel said. "I think the rule is that when a Devil hears something positive about the God of the Bible, or hears a positive pray about him, they feel pain." His face hardened. "And my experiences with the old guy fall into neither category."

"Ohh." Kenji replied. "So…"

"So." Azazel repeated. "I was in Heaven, and I had white wings."

"That would have been a sight to see." Kenji remarked. Azazel grinned.

Yeah, it would have." He said. "This was before there were Fallen Angels and everything, and me, Shem, Baraqiel and the other Cadre lived in the Fifth Level of Heaven, I believe there are seven. But anyway, I found out about Sacred Gears when Gabriel, who is the hottest woman in Heaven, by the way, told me about them. I became completely obsessed with them, and wanted to know everything about them."

"I'll bet." Kenji said. "So this is how" he gestured to his whole lab "This came to be."

"Pretty much, kid." Azazel replied. "But I... but I..." his face suddenly gained a wistful look. "I learned how to appreciate the female body."

"That's fancy-talk for 'I became a huge fucking pervert'." Kenji said, bluntly. "You know how I feel about people who sugarcoat things, Azazel."

"Nothing can get past you, can it?" Azazel asked, smiling. "But anyway, even though I was an Angel, I was, noticing the female's bodies-"

"You're doing it again." Kenji interrupted. "I hate sugarcoaters, Azazel."

"Alright, alright, if you want me to be blunt." Azazel said. "I noticed a load of big tits and nice asses. Better?"

"Much better." Kenji replied. "Anything else?"

"Well, the reason I got kicked out of Heaven was because I slept with someone." Azazel said. "But not any person. The person I slept with was one of the four original succubi, Agrat."

"You slept with a succubus?" Kenji asked. "Lucky bastard."

"You're one to talk." Azazel replied. "You sleep with two at least twice a week."

"Touché." Kenji replied, nodding.

"Well, after I fell, myself and Agrat dated and fucked for a few centuries." Azazel continued. "And then the whole 'Great War' thing happened, and the Sex Demons, that's the succubi and incubi, had to take sides with the Devils because Lilith, the leader of the Sex Demons, was married to Lucifer. As I understand it, they had a child who didn't inherit any of Lilith's traits, and is widely considered the most evil Devil in existence."

"Rizevim Livan Lucifer." Kenji said, having heard the name in Devil history books. "Wait, so it Rizevim Valian's-"

"Grandfather, yes." Azazel said. "But anyway, after the Great War ended, the Sex Demons split from the Devils and became independent. And myself and Agrat got married, and had two children."

"Glad to hear it." Kenji said. "Who are those two?" Azazel smirked.

"I think you might know." Kenji then put two and two together in the way only he could.

"Wait..." he said. "You mean... Penemue and Albedo..."

"Yes." Azazel's grin got wider.

"You're..." Kenji's mouth opened.

"Indeed." Azazel grinned. "I am their father."

Kenji's yell of "WHAT?!" echoed out across the Grigori.

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Kenji was still reeling from the shock of finding out that he's been banging Azazel's two daughters for ages. Azazel had told him that he was just happy that both of them had found a man that they both loved. That calmed Kenji down a bit, but that didn't dull the shock. Azazel had told him that he was working on a project (not Sacred Gear or porn-related, for once) that would need Kenji's co-operation, which Kenji agreed to.

But anyway, Kenji was lying in his room, a few hours after his talk with Azazel, with Pen and Albedo sleeping peacefully in the bed beside him. Though he had to wonder if Penemue was really sleeping, since her hand was slowly sneaking its way towards Kenji's crotch.

'Okay, she definitely isn't sleeping.' Kenji thought, as Penemue's golden eyes opened, and she smiled at Kenji.

"Hey there, love." She said, sultrily. She gently kissed him on the neck, and sucked on that spot gently.

"Hey, Pen." Kenji said, gently moaning as Pen sucked on the spot that she loved. He also felt himself getting hard. Something which Pen did not miss.

"Oh, it looks like Kenji's gotten hard already~" she whispered. "Do you want me to take care of that for you, Kenji?" All Kenji could do was nod.

"Okay." Pen dug her hands deep into Kenji's pants, and grabbed his dick. She pressed her cool and soft lips against Kenji's while she started stroking him.

"I've heard." Pen whispered as she held Kenji down with one expert hand. "That the cum of hybrids tastes much better than the cum of pure species. Let's see if that's true, shall we~?" On the spot, Kenji felt himself being pinned down by some unknown force. He struggled for a second, and Pen just giggled.

"You can't escape, my love~" she whispered. "This spell will keep you down so I can fuck you until I'm sa~tis~fied~" she lowered her face to Kenji's ear and gently bit down on it, making Kenji take in a sharp breath. Pen ignored this and just kept stroking Kenji's dick.

"Cum for me, Kenji." She whispered. "Let me taste your cum." And by her command, Kenji came, jerking wildly. But Pen kept him under her expert control, continuing to jerk him off until he stopped cumming. She then slowly trailed her tongue down Kenji's toned body, making the hybrid shudder. When she came to his throbbing dick, she took it into her mouth and avidly sucked on it, as if it was a really tasty lollipop.

Well, since she was a succubus, it probably was a really tasty lollipop to her.

"Ohhh, yummy~" Pen whispered, her voice muffled from Kenji's dick in her mouth. "It's true." The door opened right at that moment, and Valian walked in. She blushed heavily at the position Kenji and Pen were in, but didn't go mad like Zest.

"Kenji" she said. "The girl you brought in has woken up."

"Okay." Kenji said. "Just-mmph!" His lipsbwere then completely captured by Pen, silencing him completely.

"Kenji'll come when I've finished with him, Valian." She said.

"Right." Valian replied, leaving.

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Nearly an hour of hot sex later, Kenji was finally released from Pen's binding spell, he got dressed, and left the bedroom (leaving Pen to masturbate furiously to thoughts of him), and he met Valian.

"Let's go." She said, and led Kenji to the elevator. It took them to the first floor, and Valian led Kenji out, to one of the bedrooms. Seras stood outside the room, and noticed Kenji.

"Hey, Seras." Kenji said. "How is our guest?"

"She's fine." Seras replied. "She asked for something to eat after she woke up, but she hasn't said or done anything since."

"Right." Kenji replied. Seras stepped aside, and he opened the door. In the bed sat the girl that Kenji pulled out of the desert. She was eating a large box of fried chicken. Since her eyes were open, Kenji noted that she had eyes as crimson as his hair.

The girl swallowed her mouthful of chicken, and noticed Kenji.

"Hey there." Kenji said to the girl.

"Hi." The girl replied. "Are you the one who found me in that desert?"

"That would be me." Kenji replied, nodding. "I saw you fighting those bandits. You're insanely good with a sword." The girl blushed slightly.

"Thanks." She replied. "I've been training for more than half my whole life."

"That makes two of us." Kenji replied. "Well, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Kenji Gremory."

"I'm Akame." Akame said, simply. "Can I ask you something, Kenji?"

"Sure." Kenji replied. "Technically you just did ask me a question, but ask away." Akame smiled.

"Why did you bring me out of that desert?" Akame asked. "Why?"

"Well…" Kenji muttered. "I'm, to be honest, not that sure. Could be because you were unconscious and you would've died in that desert. Could've been because I recognised a fellow sword-user and wanted a swordfight. Could've been because I fancy a Knight in my peerage."

"Your what?" Akame asked, raising a brow.

"Oh, shit." Kenji said. "Sorry, I forgot that you're new to this." He then proceeded to explain the supernatural to Akame, who had no reaction. Angels, Fallen Angels, Devils, the Devil families, the Evil Pieces, his own backstory, meeting Valian and her Sacred Gear, explaining the Sacred Gear system, everything.

"Well, considering what I saw with the Empire…" she muttered. "I think I'd believe anything at this point. Plus my Imperial Arms seems like one of those Sacred Gears you mentioned."

"It kinda is, but it kinda isn't." Kenji and Akame looked up, and they saw Shemhazai of all people in the doorway.

"Hey there, Shem." Kenji said. "What were you saying?"

"Well, I'll explain it to you, since you don't know." Shemhazai said. "About a thousand years ago, there was an Emperor of a great empire. He was apparently a massive bookworm, and liked to collect books on anything, including the supernatural-"

"Like you, then." Kenji grinned. Shemhazai ignored him.

"And he must have apparently came across the Sacred Gears, in a book or through experience. He then decided to attempt to replicate what the God of the Bible had done."

"What a task to take upon oneself." Kenji said.

"Indeed." Shem replied. "He came pretty close to succeeding. He and the Empire's greatest scientists created 48 powerful weapons, known as Imperial Arms. And I believe one of them is right there." He pointed to the katana lying next to Akame. "The One-Cut Killer: Murasame. Infects all beings it cuts with a poison curse that stops the heart and kills within seconds. Is that correct?" Akame nodded.

"That's it." She said. "I've had it since I was younger."

"Hmm." Kenji hummed, looking at the sword. 'That would be a good addition to my peerage, but I don't want to force Akame to join.' He closed his eyes. 'Ah, fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?'

"Hey, Akame?"

"Hmm?" Akame had picked up the box of fried chicken and was chowing down again.

"Would you be interested in joining my peerage?"

"What?" Akame swallowed and looked at Kenji. "What do you mean? What would happen if I became a part of your peerage?"

"Well" Kenji said, closing his eyes. "You'd get somewhere to stay, mainly here, you'd become a Devil-Dragon-Vampire hybrid, since my Evil Pieces synced to what species I happen to be, but you'd also become my servant." Akame was silent for a whole minute, just staring into the almost-empty box of chicken. After that, she said three words, while looking at Kenji.

"I'll do it."

Kenji looked at Akame, with a small smile.

"Great." He said. "I'll get the Evil Piece I think would suit you." He created a magic-circle and left. A minute later, Kenji came back with one of his Evil Pieces: the Knight.

"The Knight." Kenji explained to Akame. "Knights have greatly enhanced speed and reflexes, and are very commonly skilled with a sword."

"That suits me." Akame smiled, taking the piece from Kenji. At Kenji's encouragement, Akame slid the piece into herself. Right then, four wings sprouted from her back. Two of the wings were the wings of Devils, and the other two were the sharp, dragonic wings of a Vampiric Dragon. Kenji noticed small fangs elongating from Akame's mouth, as well.

"Welcome to the team, Akame." Kenji said, holding out a hand to Akame. Akame took it and shook, silently.

'I mustn't get my hopes up.' Akame thought. 'But I hope everyone stays alive, and aren't killed off tragically like in the events of the manga and anime.'

There was a distant scream from downstairs. Kenji recognised it as Valian's scream.

"OKAY, WHO'S BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?!"

And cut.

First: I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS CHAPTER TOOK FOREVER AND A FUCKING YEAR TO WRITE, I HAD SCHOOL AND PRACTISE EXAMS ARE COMING UP-

Second: Akame is in Kenji's peerage! Yay! For those who read the fic 'Runaway Gremory: Something Extra', there will training session which includes a fight scene between Kenji and Akame. Maybe.

Third: That project Azazel was referring to. Do you have any ideas of what it might be? Let me know by reviewing if you want to guess.

Fourth: Yes. Penemue and Albedo are Azazel's daughters. And their mother is one of the Succubus Queens. I'll be explaining about that in detail when I have the time.

Fifth: For anyone who's interested, there'a a DxDFanon wiki page dedicated to Kenji Gremory. Go and look at it if you want.

Anyway, what did you think of this chapter? Please, review and let me know, because I'd really love to know!

Here's Kenji's peerage so far:

King: Kenji Gremory (DxD OC)

Queen: Valian Lucifer* (DxD)

Rook 1: Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

Rook 2: Tiamat (DxD)

Bishop 1: Seras Victoria* (Hellsing)

Bishop 2: Kuroka (DxD)

Knight 1: Akame* (Akame ga Kill!)

Knight 2: Xenovia (DxD)

Mutation Pawn 1: Erza Scarlet* (Fairy Tail)

Mutation Pawn 2: Zest* (Sister of New Devil)

Mutation Pawn 3: Revy* (Black Lagoon)

Mutation Pawn 4: Roberta* (Black Lagoon)

Mutation Pawn 5: Ruby Rose (RWBY)

Mutation Pawn 6: Sayo Hitsugi (Triage X)

Mutation Pawn 7: Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul)

Mutation Pawn 8: Touka Kirishima (Tokyo Ghoul)

See you in the next chapter, where a blonde shotgun-puncher and a scythe-wielding ball of adorableness join Kenji's peerage!