Dear Fanfiction authors,

Let's get this straight.

I do NOT love Katniss Everdeen. I died in the second book.

I have never been to District Thirteen.

My children are not in the 74th Hunger Games...

I don't have children.

From,

Seneca, the dude with the beard.

Ps: What the heck were you thinking! I hate mockingjays!