Dear Fanfiction authors,
Let's get this straight.
I do NOT love Katniss Everdeen. I died in the second book.
I have never been to District Thirteen.
My children are not in the 74th Hunger Games...
I don't have children.
From,
Seneca, the dude with the beard.
Ps: What the heck were you thinking! I hate mockingjays!
