Tales of Symphonia, Idiot seraphim tres.
((A/N: The last chapter everyone! Will Yuan and Kratos end up together afterall? And what will happen to Martel? Let's find out! But first... reviews! A lot of them this time...))
Katandshadow: Soooo... You wanna rejoice eh? Let's see if it happens...
Da deltadasher demon: Lol! Not being able to stand Martel is the whole point!
Invader Meow: Yuan doesn't have any say in the matter of his base. He could freak silently, but he's already sort of snapped, hasn't he?
Ookami Aya: Heh, it bet it would be nice to have Botta as your buddy. You could totally use him as a sidekick for everything.
Dragonwings144: Lloyd's getting teased for having two dads too. Luckily, those two dads are not an actual couple.
Yukithefox: Lol! Late review is better than no review, right?
Blackdrak: Thinking of lame dwarven vows is a LOT of fun!
Off: Here ya go, the end. Let's see if Martel bites the dust...
Thank you all soooo much for your reviews! I couldn't have done it without you all! Enjoy!))
Chapter thirteen.
Outside the church of Martel, two lone figures were standing on the balcony.
"I can't take it anymore! That woman! She's gone mad!" Yuan growled.
"Take it easy Yuan. You should just tell her you don't want to marry her anymore." Kratos said softly. Yuan's eye twitched.
"I can't! She'll rip me to pieces! I was the one who proposed to her. I can't just take it back!"
"Then how do you think it's going to be when you're married?" Kratos asked.
"Stop saying the M word!" Yuan shouted, as his eye twitched again. Kratos sighed and reached into his pocket. He pulled out a picture frame and handed it to Yuan. The blue-haired seraph stared at it.
"Where did you get this?" he asked after a long silence.
"Martel threw it in the garbage." Kratos replied shortly. There was another silence. "You have to tell her, Yuan."
"I…"
Suddenly, the church's door slammed open. Kratos gasped, and Yuan dropped the picture in shock. Luckily, it landed in the soft snow.
"Kratos Aurion, step away from my fiancée!" Martel shrieked, stomping towards them.
"No!" Kratos sidestepped in front of Yuan. "I won't let you take him! Even though he's annoying, sarcastic, whiney, always starts fights and tried to kill me several times… He's everything I have!"
"Errr… thanks?" Yuan said uncertainly.
"This is your last chance! Step away!" Martel growled.
"Never!" Kratos called.
"You asked for it, mister!" Martel made her staff appear out of nowhere again, and used it to slam the auburn-haired man in the face. He immediately fell to the ground, knocked out cold. Luckily, he too landed in the soft snow.
"And as for you…" Martel's eyes narrowed as she turned to Yuan. "You're getting married to me, next week! We're going inside right now, and share the good news with everyone! And you'd better be happy about it, or else!"
"I… I…" Yuan nearly burst out crying. Martel grabbed him by his arm and dragged him inside.
"Hey everyone, your attention please!" Martel called, and everyone turned to look at her. "Yuan has something to tell you!" Martel pushed her fiancée forward. He stumbled for a second, and then stared blankly at the group.
"Errr… Well, you see…" Yuan began, but he was interrupted as the door opened again behind him.
"Hey, why is Kratos lying unconscious in the snow?" asked a voice, so incredibly horrible and annoying, even the bravest of men cower in fear.
"Colette!" Everyone exclaimed. Colette skipped inside, tripped, and crashed into Martel. This resulted in both girls falling to the ground with a shriek. "I'm sorry!" Colette called, which was followed by her trademark 'I'm lying' giggle. She quickly scrambled to her feet again, and dusted herself off. "Hiya Lloyd! Feel like divorcing Zelos yet? Cause I'm still available!"
"No, I do not feel like divorcing Zelos!" Lloyd shouted in frustration. Obviously Colette had asked this question many times before.
"Colette, don't you think it's about time you forget about your childhood crush, and move on? I mean, you're nineteen years old by now!" Raine exclaimed.
"I'm nineteen and a half…" Colette pouted.
"Excuse me, but who is this girl? She seems familiar." Martel cut in.
"Colette Brunel, the thorn in our side and ex-chosen of Sylvarant. You were inside her body once, remember?" Lloyd explained.
"Oh yeaaah! Wow, she's really matured over the years hasn't she?" Martel remarked, eyeing the chosen.
"She has?" Everyone else eyed her too. "Well, she's still the same annoying klutz on the inside."
"I think it's cute."
"Whaaaaat?" Everyone's jaw dropped as they stared at Martel.
"Why, thank you!" Colette giggled.
"Oh my. I just realised something. I'm gay!" Martel exclaimed.
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" Everyone's jaw dropped even more.
"Yes, it all makes sense! I got together with Yuan, because he was so girly! I was subconsciously waiting for him to turn into a girl one day!"
"H-hey!" Yuan stuttered.
"Colette, let's forget about this dull party and go have some fun ourselves!" Martel said grinning.
"Heheheh, okay!" Colette nodded. "Bye Lloyd!" and with that, both girls skipped out the door. Everyone stared after them.
"Uuuuh… Yay?" Yuan said uncertainly.
((Wasn't that just the best ending ever? This way, everyone is happy! But... There's an epilogue too! So read it!))