Okay everyone I know I'm a little late but blame my work, due to a schedule change I won't have as much time to write so there's going to be a larger gap between updates sometimes, sorry, anyways here's chapter twelve hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Oreimo

*10/24/24*

Kyousuke's POV

Ki: "Ouch."

Ky: "Oh sorry!"

Ki: "Ah jeez watch it with that cast idiot."

Ky: "Sorry still not used to it."

Ki: "That thing is really going to get in the way when date night comes around."

Ky: "Maybe it's best to reschedule until my hand heals up."

Ki: "No, I already made a bunch of plans for us tomorrow."

Ky: "I thought the man was supposed to plan the date?"

Ki: "Well this is our first real date since we got back together and since I'm the one with all the money I want to make sure everything's done right, I'm even going out with Kanako in a bit to do some shopping."

Ky: "Shopping? For what?"

Ki: "A-A present…for you."

Ky: "Really? What is it?"

Ki: "It's a secret and you won't get to see until our date."

Ky: "It's not something weird is it?"

Ki: "NO! It's just…something I thought you'd like."

Ky: "Wow you really have some big plans don't you but how do you expect me to perform with this cast?"

Ki: "That's for you to figure out by tomorrow."

Ky: "What if I don't?"

Ki: "Then don't expect me to put out for you when the time comes or anytime soon for that matter."

Ky: "Wait so you're telling me if I don't learn how to "bounce in bed" with a crippled hand by tomorrow I won't get another chance to do it with you again?"

Ki: "Your words not mine."

Ky: "You have to be kidding me."

Ki: "I am a woman of my word, so I suggest you get your preparations done before time runs out."

{Ding Dong}

Ki: "That must be Kanako better get dressed quick."

Kirino got dressed in a flash so as not to keep Kanako waiting and grabbed an unusually large bag on the way out, she was about to leave but stopped half way out the door.

Ki: "Oh and Kyousuke remember to meet me down at the vet's office with one of the cars to pick up Tomoko and Rascal."

Ky: "Okay then but are you sure we should be taking Tomoko out this early? Her surgeries may be finished but she's still got a lot of broken bones."

Ki: "Yeah but think about it, wouldn't it be better for her to heal up our nice, comfy house instead of some dank metal cage?"

Ky: "Yeah maybe."

{Ding Dong}{Ding Dong}{Ding Dong}

Ky: "Looks like she's getting impatient, you better get going."

Ki: "…"

Ky: "Hm, what's up?"

Ki: "…L-Love you, bye!"

{shut}

Ky: "Hmhm."

Jeez, I already had the whole copulation thing down pat I would've blown Kirino's mind come date night but this cast just throws a wrench into all of my years of preparation, {sigh} THIS SUCKS!

Ky: "MMMMMHMHMHMHMHMMMMMMM!"

But still why does that abrasive side of hers make me feel so happy, oh god I hope I'm getting a taste for any S&M stuff!

I got out of bed, got dressed for work and proceeded to go downstairs to see the weather forecast for today.

I wonder how Aiko's doing…this house sure feels empty without those two around…now that I think about it before I came back things have always felt empty, guess I didn't notice until now…Come on man don't go getting all somber now, besides I still had my friends and I had a lot of fun spending time with Yukio.

After seeing that it was going to be overcast all day I got up off the couch, locked the front door and left for work.

Hopefully the weather clears up by tomorrow, if it doesn't I'm sure Kirino will blame it on me.

Kirino's POV

Ki: "I don't think I can do this."

Ka: "Come on Kirino remember you're doing this for him."

Ki: "{inhale} Haaaaah this is so embarrassing; can you push me?"

Ka: "Sure."

Kanako and I (in disguise) are at the mall right now to pick out Kyousuke's present for our date night and the store I had just stumbled into is called Valoria's Enigma and of course the present I planned on getting him was me dressed in some lingerie.

Ki: "M-maybe we could just get him something else."

Ka: "No we're already here, besides there's no better present for a future husband than some sexy lingerie."

?: "Hi there and welcome to Valoria's Enigma, is there anything I can help you with."

Ki: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-na-na-na-na-na-"

Ka: "No we're just here to browse."

?: "Well if you need help with anything just ask."

Ka: "Kay thanks, come on Kirino let's pick out something that'll knock his socks off."

Ki: "Uh-huh."

We began to look through the aisles and while Kanako confidently scoured all the racks I was just a nervous wreck.

Alright just calm down you have your disguise on, besides you're only at a women's underwear store buying a set of lingerie to wear for Kyousuke for your first time together…our first time.

Ki: "Hehehehehehehe."

Ka: "Uh Kirino?"

Ki: "Huh? Oh h-hey Kanako."

Ka: "You were doing some creepy giggle and there's blood coming out of your nose."

Ki: "Crap!"

Ka: "You okay?"

Ki: "Yeah I'm totally fine."

Ka: "Hm you're really excited for this aren't you?"

Ki: "Eh?!"

Ka: "Hehe anyway here I got some sets picked out for you, go try them on."

Ki: "Okay."

I took what Kanako handed me and went to the changing rooms.

Ki: "{sigh} I can't believe I'm doing this."

{Ring}{Ring}

Ki: "Ah!"

Suddenly my phone rang surprising me, I got it out to see that it was mom's cell calling so I answered to see what was up.

Ki: "Hello?"

Yo: "Hey there Kirino it's grandma."

Ki: "Uh mom don't you think it's a little early for you to be referring to yourself as grandma? After all grandma Yoriko is still kicking and that would make things kind of confusing."

Yo: "Oh don't ruin my fun, anyway I called because Aiko wants to talk to you and Kyousuke."

Ki: "Actually Kyousuke's not with me right now."

Yo: "Really? That's surprising, ever since he came back to town it's as if you two have been attached at the hip, you aren't doing anything dirty are you?"

Ki: "NO!"

Yes.

Yo: "Hmhm I'm kidding, anyway here's Aiko."

Ai: "Hi mommy!"

Ki: "Hi sweetie, how are you doing?"

Ai: "I'm doing great, grandma, grandma and grandpa took me to the museum and I saw a bunch of dinosaurs and now we're going to get pizza and and after that we're going to the movies and tomorrow they said they're taking me to the Plegoland center."

Ki: "Wow that sounds like a lot of fun, I wish I could be there with you right now."

Ai: "I wish you and daddy were here too, I really miss you guys."

Ki: "I miss you too."

Ai: "Where are you right now and where's daddy?"

Ki: "I'm at the mall and he's probably at work."

Ai: "Oh I really wanted to talk to him."

Ki: "Don't worry you'll get to later."

Ai: "Okay."

Ki: "Cheer up Aiko, how about to make you feel better I make you something really tasty when you come back home, like pancakes with mango syrup."

Ai: "Really? I can't wait, your pancakes are the best mommy."

Yo: "What about the pancakes I made you this morning?"

Dai: "I have to agree with Aiko, Kirino's pancakes are certainly to die for while your pancakes were a little undercooked and lumpy."

Yo: "Hey."

Yor: "Hahaha he really got you there hon."

Yo: "Well excuse me, I'm only used to making traditional Japanese foods."

Ai: "Oh I have to hang up we're at the pizza place now."

Ki: "Okay talk to you later sweetie."

Ai: "Okay bye mommy, I love you."

Ki: "Hnnnnng I love you too sweetie, bye."

{click}

Ki: "{sigh} Why is my daughter so cute?"

Ka: "Hey Kirino you done in there yet? Come on I'm getting bored."

Ki: "Sorry give me a minute."

I spent the next twenty minutes trying on different sets of lingerie while Kanako critiqued them all while passing me more to try on after I went through all the ones in the first pile, after trying them all I settled on one that I liked and that I knew Kyousuke would really like but Kanako suggested I get three.

Ki: "Why would I need three."

Ka: "To keep things fresh, wear the best one for your first night and only bust it out for special occasions and then just use the other three in between all that you know to remind him how special the first time was."

Ki: "Wow that actually sound like a good idea, where'd you learn all this?"

Ka: "Uh just here and there you know."

I went up to the to the check-out desk to pay for everything and then we made our way to the exit.

Ka: "By the way Kirino I heard you talking on your phone with someone."

Ki: "Oh that was just Aiko and my parents."

Ka: "Really?! Why didn't you tell me?! I would have loved to talk to her!"

Ki: "Sorry."

Ka: "Tsk whatever, heh you know it would be kind of ironic if we ran into them here at the mall."

Ki: "Yeah there is a pizza place here, god I don't want to know what they would think if they saw me buying lingerie."

Ka: "I'd be on the sidelines laughing my ass off at that train wreck."

Ki: "Though I kind of have a feeling they'd see it coming, heck my mom even made a joke on the phone about me doing dirty stuff with Kyousuke."

Ka: "Pff if only she knew how on point she was."

Ki: "Heh."

Ay: "Kanako? Kirino? Is that you?"

As we were walking through the food court toward the exit we suddenly froze in place at the sound of a certain woman's voice.

Ay: "It is you, hey there."

Ki: "H-hey Ayase, Kanako I thought you said she was at work."

Ka: "That's what she told me, she's probably here for lunch or something."

Ay: "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be resting at home?"

Ki: "We're just here to pick up some things hehehe."

Ka: "Yep that's what we were doing."

Ay: "Hm? Valoria's Enigma?"

Oh crap.

It seemed I had forgotten to hide the bag I was carrying which had the stores name printed on the side in big, fancy text making it all the more easier for Ayase to spot.

Ay: "Isn't that the store that sells fancy underwear? Kirino don't tell me you actually accepted their offer to model for them."

Ki: "N-no of course not."

Ay: "Then what's with those bags?"

Ki: "They're just for one of my otaku friends, yeah, they wanted buy some to wear for their boyfriend but were too embarrassed to buy it themselves so I decided to do them a favor."

Ay: "Oh that's nice, but shouldn't your friend know that you're in no condition to be doing any favors."

Ki: "It's fine I insisted, I was getting bored sitting around the house so I thought I might as well plus I brought Kanako to watch over me since she was free."

Ka: "Y-Yep that's why I'm here."

Ki: "Anyway I can't stay and talk for too long my friend is probably going to want try these on as soon as possible."

Ay: "Okay, uh, well I'll see you guys later then."

Ki: "Later Ayase."

Ka: "Bye."

Ay: "Bye."

Finally clear of that minefield we quickly and inconspicuously made our way to the mall's exit.

Ka: "Man that was a close one, I thought she would've killed us right there."

Ki: "Yeah but luckily we made it out."

Ka: "By the way what was that about an offer from Valoria's Enigma?"

Ki: "Oh a couple of months ago they made an offer with Eternal Blue to have me model some of their underwear, luckily they left it up to me to make that choice."

Ka: "And you turned it down? Come on imagine how much money you would have made if you accepted it."

Ki: "Valoria's Enigma is world famous, there's no way I'd pose in nothing but a bra and panties for everyone in the world to see, think of how my parents would react!"

Ka: "Think of how Kyousuke would react."

Ki: "…Still it doesn't change my mind besides I don't think Kyousuke would be comfortable with the idea of guys across the globe eye-raping pictures of me half naked."

Ka: "Don't they already do that? Plus, what about all the times you did shoots in a bikini that's pretty much underwear right?"

Ki: "Th-That's different."

Ka: "If you say so."

Kyousuke's POV

For a trillion years I wandered, in this void between worlds, no closer to home and no closer my end, for a trillion years I wandered, trapped in this single moment yet an eternity to spend.

What?

Ky: "{snort} Huh?"

I wake up at my computer with a headache not really remembering what I was dreaming about.

Ky: "Ah, damn why does this happen every time I fall asleep during the day?"

Se: "Hey Kyousuke you alright? You sort of dosed off there."

Ky: "Yeah I'm fine just didn't get enough sleep last night."

Ma: "Hehe you and Kirino better not have too much fun or else you'll wear yourselves out."

Ki: "Yeah but you know how Kirino can be, oh wait what time is it?!"

Se: "2:27."

Ky: "Thank god I thought I was late."

Ma: "Late for what?"

Ky: "I have to meet Kirino down at the vet's clinic to pick up our new pets."

Se: "Oh yeah the raccoon and dog, hey are you going to make her into a police dog?"

Ky: "She is pretty smart for her breed, heck if it wasn't for her I wouldn't have been able to save Kirino and Aiko. But since I'm only an auxiliary officer she could only receive a similar status though I imagine her being pretty useful when she's needed, well anyway I better get going, I'll see you guys later."

Ma: "Later."

Se: "Bye."

I exited the building and hurried into my car, I was able to make it to the vet right before three and when I pulled up to the parking lot I could see Kirino through the lobby window. Once she saw me she grabbed some bags off the floor and dashed toward the back of the car to stuff them in the trunk before I could get out.

Ky: "What's that you're putting in there?"

Ki: "N-Nothing mind your own business!"

Ky: "Okay?"

Ka: "Yo what's up?"

Ky: "Oh hey Kanako, what are you doing here? I thought you would've gone home by now."

Ka: "I've got nothing better to do so I decided to stick around."

Ky: "You better not be planning something, I'm still angry about that time you tore up my favorite shirt to take a picture of my stomach."

Ka: "Nah that novelty has worn of, you're just a wad of chewed gum to me now."

Ky: "Oh yeah you've got Jiro to harass now right?"

Ka: "W-What?! No!"

Ky: "Though I'd consider him as more of a jawbreaker."

Ka; "Are you listening to me?!"

Ky: "Kirino are you done back there yet?

Ka: "Hey?!"

Ky: "What's taking you so long?"

Ki: "Shut up, it's just that, uh, your trunk is full of junk so, um, I c-can't find any room!"

Ky: "It's called emergency supplies and it doesn't even take up that much room so what could you possibly be putting in there."

Ki: "Nothing, now stay over there if you want to keep that other hand of yours intact!"

Ky: "Alright jeez."

Ka: "Come on Kirino how hard is it to find a hiding place back there?"

Ki: "Kanako!"

Ky: "Hiding place? What's she hiding?"

Ka: "She's hiding your pre-"

Before Kanako could finish her sentence Kirino quickly grabbed her and threw her into the trunk.

{slam}

Ki: "{pant}{pant}."

Ka: "Hey what the hell are you doing?! Get me out of here!"

Ky: "Kirino why'd you just do that?"

Without answering she grabbed my hand and dragged me into the clinic and up to the front desk.

Ky: "…"

Ki: "Well? Ask her about them."

Ky: "Uh hey I'm here to pick up Tomoko and Rascal."

Ve3: "Y-Yes of course."

The vet went back to get the others and while we were waiting Kanako came inside.

Ka: "Kirino?"

Ki: "Kanako? How'd you get out of the trunk?"

Ka: "I pulled the safety release."

Ki: "Oh, I forgot all about that."

Ka: "How long were you going to keep me in there?"

Ki: "…"

Ve1: "Hey there Mr. Kousaka, you here to pick up Tomoko and Rascal?"

Ky: "Yeah, that them in the carrier?"

Ve1: "Yep, both fixed up, vaccinated, parasite free and ready to go home, now since Tomoko is still recovering I suggest you not move her around too much."

Ky: "Okay, Kirino can you help me carry this to the car?"

Ki: "Sure."

Ky: "Alright we'll be going now, thank you all for your help."

Ve1: "No problem you guys have a good day now."

Ki: "You too."

We carried the pet carrier to the car and carefully placed it in the back seat.

Ky: "There we go, you okay in there girl?"

To: "Bark."

Ki: "You need a ride home Kanako?"

Ka: "If that ride is in the trunk then no thanks."

Ky: "No Kanako it's best if we drive you, as a man and an officer I wouldn't be able to live with myself if something happened to you on your way home?"

Ka: "Okay fine if you insist but I call the front seat, I don't do well with animals."

Ki: "Good that gives me the chance to spend some time with our new family members."

Ka: "Shouldn't you drive Kirino? After all, Kyousuke's the one with the busted hand."

Ki: "He was able get here just fine wasn't he? Plus, I'm still recovering from my head trauma remember?"

Ky: "Yeah, I think it would be safer for me to drive, unless you'd be willing to drive Kanako."

Ka: "Sorry I can't, I don't have a license."

Ky: "Why not?"

Ka: "I never really saw the point of getting one in a town this cramped, I just take cabs and trains everywhere."

Ky: "Alright then I'll just drive, everyone load up."

We all got into the car and I pulled out of the lot and drove on according to Kanako's directions, while I was focusing on the road Kirino began to introduce herself to Tomoko and Rascal and like any feminine woman she couldn't help but gush over Rascal's cuteness. After about twenty minutes of twists, turns and reversals we finally made it to Kanako's house.

Ka: "Alright here's my place, thanks for the ride, see you guys later."

Ky: "Later."

Ki: "Bye Kanako."

Ky: "Okay time to go home."

Ki: "Wait don't go yet."

Ky: "Hey what are you doing?!"

Before I pulled off Kirino rose from her seat and began to squeeze her way into the front passenger seat lightly but still painfully elbowing and kicking be in the process.

Ky: "Ow! Ah, why the hell did you do that?"

Ki: "So I could sit next to you why else?"

Ky: "…Whatever."

With Kirino settled in I drove forward towards our house.

Ki: "So now that we've finished our errands for today what do you want to do when we get home?"

Ky: "Sorry Kirino but we won't be able to do much, I'm meeting with the guys later at the bar."

Ki: "What?! You'd really rather spend time with your friends than with your beautiful, sexy girlfriend?!"

Ky: "N-no it's not like that-"

Ki: "I'm kidding Kyousuke, you can go and play with your friends, I understand that guys need their guy time."

Ky: "Jeez I thought you had me cornered there, so you're going to be okay by yourself?"

Ki: "Yeah don't worry, it's already been a couple of days since I left the hospital and nothing's happened yet, I'll be fine. Beside given how inexperienced you are it would be good for you to get some advice from them on our planned activities."

Ky: "I'll show you inexperienced."

Ki: "What'd you say?"

Ky: "Nothing."

We made it back to the house and after carefully placing Tomoko and Rascal in their doggy bed in the corner we spent the next few hours watching T.V. and playing some eroge together.

Ky: "Alright I'm off…you sure you'll be okay on your own? I can always just cancel."

Ki: "Jeez, just go on and have fun with your friends already I'll be fine, you're really starting to annoy me you know."

Ky: "Ch, well sorry for worrying about you, anyway call me if you need anything and I'll be right over."

Ki: "Okay, stay safe."

It's a little after dark as I began my walk to the bar, the frigid night air ushering me forward to its warmth, I looked up at the overcast sky, the clouds hung low enough for the lights of the city to touch it, the colors contrasted well with each other giving the sky a somewhat drab beauty. After making it to the bar I entered and was immediately welcomed by all my friends.

Ich: "Hey Kyousuke!"

Ji: "Kyousuke!"

Ko: "Sup bro."

Mo: "Welcome to the Bar Gappa."

Ky: "Hey guys, Monty can I get a soda."

Mo: "Come on man don't tell me you're alcohol free now."

Ky: "Nah just not feeling like beer right now."

Ich: "So Kyousuke what's so important that you had to bring us all out here?"

Ky: "Well it's nothing serious but I have some good news and some bad news."

Ji: "Okay what's the good news?"

Ky: "…Kirino and I will be having our first time together tomorrow."

Ich: "PFFFF."

Ji: "PFFFF."

Ko: "PFFFF."

Mo: "PFFFF."

{rainbow}

Ky: "I didn't think this news would be that jarring."

Ich: "Damn right it's jarring!"

Ji: "Heck it's practically pickling!"

Ky: "Uh what?"

Ko: "Jeez you even have Monty choking up over there."

Mo: "Gaaaarrr I'm {cough}{cough} okay hiiiiih {cough} dammit."

Ky: "Do you guys not like that we're doing this?"

Ich: "No it's just surprising."

Ko: "Yeah we never thought you had the balls to actually go through with that even with all of our prodding."

Ky: "Well thanks for having so much confidence in me but it's true Kirino and I will be getting to it the night before Aiko comes home."

Ji: "Well alright man we're proud of you!"

Ich: "Yeah would've been a crime to let fine woman like her to go another week without some sausage."

Ko: "I can't believe it, in less than a day our little boy finally becomes a man."

Ky: "Shut it, anyway about the bad news."

Mo: "Here's your soda."

Ky: "Thanks."

Ji: "Oh yeah."

Ich: "Don't tell us you're impotent or something."

Ko: "Is she into some weird kinky stuff?"

Ky: "No it's this."

I pulled my left hand out from under the table and they all immediately came to the realization.

Ich: "Oh that thing."

Ko: "It would make things a little difficult with old lefty out of commission."

Ky: "Yeah and when Kirino and I were practicing earlier the darn cast kept scratching her."

Ji: "I bet that's a big turn off."

Ky: "Big time she even told me that if I didn't figure out how get this to work by tomorrow night she won't give me another chance to bed her."

Ich: "Pffhaha really?"

Ko: "You sure she wasn't just kidding?"

Ky: "Maybe but still this is going to be our first time together and I want everything to be perfect."

Ji: "Jeez why don't you forget about that perfection crap, just get it over with and move on, this is why I don't do virgins."

Ky: "Well sorry your first time wasn't a great experience for you but I want to make something of my wasted youth and get mine done right."

Ji: "…Mmmmmmmaaaaahahahahaa {sniff} hihhhhh."

Ky: "Anyway I was wondering if any of you had any ideas on what I could do."

Ko: "Have you tried taking it off?"

Ky: "It's a cast you idiot, it doesn't come off until my hand heals up and that isn't for another six weeks."

Ich: "Maybe you could sand it smooth."

Ky: "No that would probably make it too brittle and it would break."

Ich: "Hmmm maybe…"

Ji: "Maybe you could…"

Ko: "I'm drawing a blank here."

Ky: "Well thanks anyway."

Ich: "Come on now Kousaka we just got here, I'm sure if we just take our time we'll think of something and nothing churns up a good brainstorm better than an ice cold beer, hey Monty how about some more storm fuel over here."

Mo: "On it."

Ky: "Guess you're right besides I might as well goof off some while I'm here, might come up with something later."

As we were about to commence our merrymaking the bar door suddenly opened and we all looked to see an old man standing there.

Ich: "Hey it's the chief!"

Ji: "Hey chief!"

Mo: "Hey there Hayate."

Ha: "Hey there boys."

Ky: "Mr. Kiyoshi what are you doing here?"

Ha: "Thought I'd stop by for a drink, Monty can you get me a Sapporo lager?"

Mo: "Sure thing."

Ha: "So what have you boys been up to?"

Ko: "We've just been trying to figure out how to help Kyousuke sleep with his-"

Ich: "{punch}With his girlfriend when he has that cast on his hand."

Ha: "Kyousuke you have a girlfriend?"

Ky: "Uh y-yeah."

Ha: "Never thought I'd see the day, so what's her name?"

Ky: "Uuuuuuh it's uuuuuuuuh…Sena Akagi!"

Ko: "EEE-mff?!"

Ha: "Kouhei's sister?"

Ji: "Y-yeah those two are gonna be going at it for their first time tomorrow night."

Ko: "MMMMMMMF!"

Ich: "Hey Monty? Kouhei looks kind of sick why don't you go lock him in the bathroom."

Mo: "Alrighty then."

Ha: "First time eh? Haha looks like you'll finally be leaving the last remnants of your boyhood behind, I'm proud of you son."

Ky: "Thank you sir."

Ha: "And I'm sure that boy of hers will love having you as a father."

Ky: "Oh yeah Yukio and I are already pretty well acquainted, I've been acting as his father figure since he could walk."

Ha: "Well isn't that nice, now what's this about your cast?"

Ky: "It's just that with this cast in the way it's going to make things kind of hard for when I need to…you know."

Ha: "…Well sorry but I don't know how to help you there."

Ky: "It's fine."

Ha: "By the way Kyousuke how's that grandmother of yours? I heard she's in town visiting."

Ky: "Oh grandma Yoriko? Yeah she's doing fine, still her bombastic self."

Ha: "Haha I see, I remember back in the day we used to get into a lot of mischief, I might look her up later to see if she wants to go out."

Ky: "Are you sure about that? You are the chief of police and grandma can have sort of a negative influence on you, heck last time you two went out you almost lost your job."

Ha: "Yeah but that's just what I love about her, even at seventy-six she has the energy of a thirty-year-old and the ass of one too hehe."

Ky: "Come on sir I don't want to hear about my grandma's butt."

Ji: "You've gotta admit though that grandma of yours is fiiiiiiiiiiiine."

Ich: "Yep she's one hot grandma."

Ha: "Heh you should see her in the buff, she's got the body of an angel hmhmhm."

Ky: "Ugh If Kouhei wasn't locked in the bathroom right now I'd puke."

Ha: "Alright boys enough messing with Kyousuke hows about get to playing some pool."

Ich: "I'm in."

Ji: "Me too."

Ky: "You guys go ahead I'm going to go check on Kouhei."

As everyone headed towards the game room in back I went to the bathroom to free Kouhei but when I opened the door he attempted to tackle me but I was able to dodge at the last second.

Ko: "You bastard!"

Ky: "K-Kouhei calm down!"

Ko: "How can I do that when you told the chief that Sena was your girlfriend and that you were going to bang her tomorrow!"

Ky: "Well you were the one that was about to tell him that I was going to do that to Kirino!"

Ko: "You have an entire freakin harem of girls pining after you, you couldn't have said it was one of them?!"

Ky: "You know I can't do that; Mr. Kiyoshi knows everyone how do you think they would've reacted if they found out?! How do you think Kirino would've acted if she found out?"

Ko: "Still why Sena?!"

Ky: "Because she's the only one I thought would agree to be my fake girlfriend when the situation came up, I've burnt every bridge I had with the other girls! Besides Kouhei it's not like we're going to actually be doing anything, I see her too much as a sister to actually want to do that."

Ko: "…Really?"

Ky: "Kouhei you're my best friend do you really think I'd do something as low as mess around with your sister? Especially if I know how in love with her you are, besides you know the only woman for me is Kirino."

Ko: "Yeah, sorry for flipping out like that and I guess it was my fault that I was about to blab to the chief of police."

Ky: "It's fine, though I will have to have Sena be my pretend girlfriend in the near future."

Ko: "Yeah that's pretty much a given now."

Ky: "You calm now?"

Ko: "Yeah I'm good."

Ky: "Siscon brothers?"

Ko: "Siscon brothers."

Ky: "Good, come on let me buy you a beer."

Ko: "Thanks."

We made our way to the game room to join the others but before we could Monty stopped us.

Mo: "He Kyousuke I think I found a solution to your cast problem."

Ky: "Really what did you have in mind?"

Mo: "Hold up your hand."

Ky: "Okay."

I held up my crippled hand and Monty bent down to grab something from under the bar, when he came back up he reach over and slipped an oven mitt over my cast.

Mo: "There perfect fit."

Ko: "…"

Ky: "…I feel really stupid now."

Ko: "Ditto."

AN: Alright end of chapter twelve now to work on Th*****n (sorry, I'm superstitious) and this time, since my previous two shot hasn't been taken down yet, I will be adding A LEMON SCENE, only this time with some romantic build up, so until then happy trails.