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'Naruto' thinking
Naruto the voice in Sasuke's head talking
Chapter 14 ; Tattoos
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( Hokage's office )
"So which one of you is going to tell me what the fuck you were thinking ?" roared Tsunade.
"Well, you se-" began Kakashi.
"No, not you, your still in the bold corner !" yelled Tsunade, pointing towards a corner in the office.
"But-" Kakashi was cut off again.
"No buts, back in your corner." Itachi watched this all with a raised eyebrow.
"What in my name are you talking about ?" asked Itachi.
"The bonding trip you three took with the Akatsuki." Bellowed Tsunade, slamming her fist on the desk.
"We what now ?" asked the bewilderd Itachi.
Tsunade didn't answer verbally, instead she threw an envelope to Itachi, an envelope with pictures in it.
( Picture 1 )
The two Itachi's are smiling at the camera, while Jiraiya hangs over a fire in the back ground.
"We didn't eat him, did we ?" asked Itachi, looking slightly green.
"No, but Jiraiya still needed therapy." Said Tsunade with a glare.
( Picture 2 )
This picture had both Sasuke's and Kakashi in it, they where at the beach and the Sasuke's seemed to be burying Kakashi.
"How did five drunken, infamous ninja manage to get to the beach, the closest one is 50 miles about 5 enemy borders away ?" asked Sasuke this time.
"Well, if you looked at the reports in today's paper about violent attacks at those borders you'd understand." Replied Tsunade.
( Picture 3 )
This showed all five Sharingan users at a tattoo parlour, one of the Itachi's was in the chair.
The prodigies were quick to strip off there shirts and check for a new tattoo.
"Uchiha fan." Stated Sasuke.
"Ichi-ichi paradise." said Kakashi.
"Some angry looking blonde women." Said Itachi.
"Hey that's me, and your fiancés, you Bastard !" roared Tsunade.
The three Sharingan users quickly compared the woman on Itachi's chest to the seething woman before them.
"So it is." Agreed the Sharingan users.
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( Akatsuki )
The first rays of light shined into the Akatsuki's base as a groggy Sasuke Uchiha asked a hung over Itachi Uchiha.
"Why is there a tattoo of a kitten on my chest." Itachi looked at his brothers chest before checking his own. Which happened to be himself dressed up as a king, it also read 'Long live King Itachi.'
"Maybe they're cursed seals." Suggested Sasuke.
"And what would they do ? Transform you into a kitten and me into a king." Asked Itachi, before thinking it over.
Deidara and Kisame entered the room as Itachi got a crazed look in his eye.
"We must master these new abilities little brother." Shouted Itachi before breaking into peels of maniacal laughter, about that time Kisame spotted Sasuke's tattoo.
"Haha, Sasuke's a pussy." Said Kisame, laughing hard enough to cry.
"That's so cute, little kitty cat Sasuke." Swooned Deidara.
Nobody noticed Itachi's eyes widen dramatically at Kisame's words, or the subsequent twitching that occurred.
"Sasuke, after all the manliness lessons I gave you, you do this, we MUST fix this, to the tattoo parlour." Shouted the still twitching Itachi dragging Sasuke with him.
"Ohh, wait for me !" called Deidara following, this was a great chance to perv on the two still topless Uchiha.
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( Konoha )
All the Uchiha's, as well as Kakashi bumped into each other, Konoha Itachi recovered first.
"What happened in the cave, Jiraiya's home, the wave, grass, sand, and sound borders, the beach, the strip club and what I'm told was a dog kennel, stays there, no never mind that, it didn't even fuckin' happen, got it ?" threatened Itachi.
"Don't remember the tattoo parlour either." Added the other Itachi.
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Sorry I haven't posted in so long, I've been ridiculously busy, any sorry its short, bye.
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