WARNINGS: SELF-INSERT, PHARAOH THE CAT, AND JADEN BEING SUED

CASE: ALEXIS VS. JADEN

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT MYSELF

[EPIC TV SHOWS!]
One day Jaden was in his dorm room playing with Pharaoh the Cat. Jaden had a flashlight and was shining it on the wall while Pharaoh tried to reach it.

"Haha! You stupid cat!" Jaden mocked.

Pharaoh proceeded to scratch Jaden mercilessly, but before that, Alexis had walked in when Jaden insulted Pharaoh.

"Jaden! You butthead!" Alexis scooped up Pharaoh. "You shouldn't be mean to Mr. Fuzzy-Wuzzy."
"Me? Do you see what he done?" Jaden yelped.
"You deserved it."
"Nu-huh." Jaden maturely said.
"Yes-huh." Alexis shot back. "You know what, fine! I'm suing for this kitty!" she declared…..epically!

Jaden's mouth fell to the floor. He couldn't believe this! How could he, The Judge, be sued?"But, who will be the Judge?" Jaden asked.

Alexis hadn't thought about that, but she had the perfect person that would agree to everything she said…..Cha-BASTION! :D Bastion would be perfect!

So with the power of Cat Food, Jaden's dorm room was turned into a courtroom. Bastion had also popped up in the judge's outfit along with Syrus as the bailiff. Pharaoh was sitting on the Judge's stand by Bastion.

"Urm..what am I doing here?" Bastion asked.
"You must be the Judge this chapter." Syrus said.
"Chapter? Eh…." Bastion trailed off, "Alright then, moving on."

Pharaoh then jumped down and went to Alexis.

"So Alexis? What are we doing?" Bastion asked the pretty blonde.
"Bastion, I'm suing Jaden for the rights to Pharaoh." she told him.
"Gotcha. So why do you think you would be better for Pharaoh then Jaden?"
"Well, I'm much more smarter, prettier, and cuter! I'm totally the perfect person."
"Jaden, what do you have to say to that?" Bastion asked.

Jaden was watching his new electric blue and neon pink zebra striped TV. He was watching his love, Judge Milian, so he wasn't listening.

"Yeah, sure, whatever." Jaden told Bastion.

Bastion sweat dropped. "Well, then, I guess Alexis wins Pharaoh…." Just as Bastion was about to bang (tehe) the gavel, a figure fell through the roof (as always)! Who was this mysterious figure?

Multiple choice time!
Was the figure:
A. Someone from Naruto
B. A celebrity
or
C. A random stranger!

If you answered….. C, you are correct! :D

The figure that crashed through the roof was….. ME! Gasp!

I went over to Alexis, pushed her down, and took Pharaoh from her. "He is mine now, suck-ah!" I yelled then ran away.

Bastion banged (tehe) the gavel and said, "My ruling is…that strange girl gets Pharaoh!"

Alexis then jumped Bastion and beat him down all the way back to Ra Yellow dorms.

[EPIC SELF-INSERT!]

AUTHORESS'S NOTES:
1. THANKS EVERYONE FOR READING AND REVIEWING! :D
2. Ari: I MISSED YOU REVIEWING LAST CHAPTER. D:
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