Chapter 14: Percy Weasley (shovelgirlERB000)
DISCLAIMER: WE DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER BELONGS O J.K. ROWLING.
Know your mage, know your mage, know your mage…
Our prick of a brother stands in the centre of the stage…
Percy Weasley…
… Is a first-class prick…
"No I am not; I just know where my loyalties lie!"
Yeah, with your family
"No, every witch and wizard should remain fully loyal to the Ministry of Magic!"
Shut your trap!
Percy Weasley…
… Is… maybe shovelgirlERB000 was right; these aren't insulting at all.
Should we send him somewhere, George?
Where should we send him, Fred? A hole opens up in the floor.
Shovelgirl, Piecey?
"What!" a sneeze resounds from somewhere below
"Bless you, shovelgirl,"
"Thanks," a sniffle follows.
ANYWAY, would you like Percy to join you? We'll gladly throw in a shark!
"NO!"
"You keep that prick away! And you can keep the shark; three's a crowd!" shouts shovelgirl in annoyance.
Ooooh, I smell romance, Fred
So do I, George
"Nu uh, sorry. No offense Piecey, but, no way; I like someone else,"
"That's fine. I don't really like you in that way anyway."
Well, what're we gonna do with the prick?
"You will send me home now, or I will be telling father of your antics!" shouts Percy
Oooh, so scary; I'm quaking in my boots. What about you, Fred?
Oh, same; I'm terrified of the wrath of my father when his disowned son tells him that we've been tormenting the prick. I actually think he'll be rather appreciative of our efforts to tame our brother.
We still have a problem! Shouts a voice from somewhere up above
Hey boss! Shouts Fred
Get rid of him; he's been anything BUT entertaining! Shouts the unknown voice
Alright! Don't get your panties in a bunch! Shouts George
Fred,
Yes?
Push that little blue button over there, would you?
Is it gonna do something to the prick?
Oh yeah, and he's gonna enjoy it
"What are you doing?" asks Percy Weasley wearily
Good question, mutters Fred as he pushes the little blue button and George smiles.
With a loud SNAP of disapparation, Percy Weasley vanishes from the stage
Errr…. George, as much as I hate the prick, where'd we send him?
You remember that dragon in Gringotts?
Yeah… the lights start to flicker in Fred's ginger head. Oh!
Mmmhmm; the prick now has a friend. Let's see how long he lasts before the poor beast gets hungry!
I bet a day!
Nah, more like a week; he still has his wand, and he needs to tire. Remember?
Oh yeah… well, either way, that's one family problem solved…
Up next is Mad-Eye but after that it's their mysterious Leader! Good night everybody! Or good morning who really cares anyway?