iHate You
Chapter 14: iPrepare for Webicon.
DISCLAIMER: Why do I still write Disclaimers? iCarly still isn't mine, if it was, I would- But it isn't.
(A/N): Inspired to release by some really encouraging reviews ^-^ (ascended ancient & angelsinstead, thanks ^-^) Enjoy.
UNKNWON PLACE!
"Do they know?" asked a small and squeaky voice.
"I doubt it," answered a staunch British accent.
"Very well, what about the Webicon?"
"They signed up,"
"Perfect, just as I planned,"
Back at the Apartment.
"Hey Spencer, Guess what?" Freddie entered to see Spencer Zap-Looking some random things.
"What?"
"The Galaxy Wars Convention is in Seattle this year!"
"No Way!"
"Yes Way!" Freddie pulled out his laser gun and shot it at Spencer.
"I want one of those!"
"To the convention!"
"As much as I liked him, he was always a dork, still a dork, and will forever be a dork," Sam told Carly.
"Sam…Well, I can't punish you for that, he does act nerdy sometimes, like now.
"Whatevs, hey Spencer, I gotta show you something in my room,"
"Sure,"
As they left and went to Freddie's room.
"First off, the Galaxy Wars convention is not happening in Seattle this year,"
"Aww! You lied!"
"But for a good cause, the Webicon is here this year, and I need you to help me surprise Carly and Sam, I signed iCarly up a few days ago, they don't know,"
"So, what do you want me to do?"
"I want you to make a gigantic Prop, which looks like the iCarly Homepage, with the iBlog, iSnap, iNews, and all,"
"Sweet,"
"And where I placed a group photo,"
"Yeah?"
"Put a Green Screen there,"
"Instead?"
"Yeah,"
"Alright,"
"So you'll do it?"
"Sure I will!"
"Yes, thank you!"
They walked back to 8C.
"Well? How goes the convention?"
"We're going tomorrow,"
"Okay, Sam will stay here with me,"
"Great, Carls? I'm just gonna go get some Sculpting stuff, I got an idea for a sculpture,"
"Sure, take your time,"
"Be back whenever,"
"Be back by whenever,"
Spencer walked out, Freddie started watching some old iCarly episodes.
"What'cha watchin' Freddie?"
"Some of our first iCarly webcasts,"
"I miss those times,"
"Hey, I can get my laptop, and connect it to the TV, so we can all watch those old iCarly webcasts if you're all in?"
"I'm game," Sam answered while nibbling on some of Edward's Bacon.
"Go ahead, don't shock yourself,"
Freddie went upstairs and took his laptop, and connected it to the TV, after opening the episode list; they chose the mother of iCarly: The Talent Show auditions.
"I mean really? What are up with these?"
"She can poke an eye out with them!"
"Remember when Miss Briggs saw it?"
"She was like "Oh, I'll try not to poke a hole in it"" Carly answered, imitating Miss Briggs.
Spencer walked back in.
"Hey, since when do we have the iCarly Channel?"
"Since Freddie plugged his Laptop to the TV,"
"Smart,"
"I know I am!"
"I would sit and watch,"
"You'll love it,"
"But I can't"
"Why not?"
"I gotta do this sculpture fast, it's for Penny, Socko's sister, she sells those Penny-Tees?"
"Yeah, we all have some of those shirts,"
"So yeah, she wanted me to make her some big Penny-T that says "Penny-Tees!""
"Creative," Carly answered, sarcastically.
"It was her idea!"
"Alright,"
Spencer snuck the big board from behind them and shoved it in his room, he then called Freddie in.
"So this is the big board?"
"Yep, this is the biggest they have?"
"Sweet, let's get started, I got a picture of how I wanted to look like,"
Spencer gave a sophisticated laugh.
"That's cake, you can go, I can do this alone,"
Spencer made some racket and threw Freddie out.
"Guys?"
"Yeah?"
"Don't go into Spencer's room,"
"Why not?"
"You don't wanna know,"
"Okay…"
After Hours of talking, eating, and goofing around, Spencer called Freddie in.
"I got it,"
Freddie looked at it, and then at the image he printed, the board looked better.
"Nice job, this is sweet, thanks a bunch Spence,"
"No prob,"
They slowly pulled it outside Spencer's room, so that it was behind the couch, Freddie woke Carly and Sam up.
"Carly? Sam? I got news,"
"Talk,"
"Remember last Webicon?"
"Yeah, with that Psycho girl?"
"Yeah, and guess what? I signed iCarly for this year's Webicon!"
"Nice, so, is that it?"
"No, turn around,"
Carly and Sam turned around, just to stand with jaws that struck the ground, eyes wide open.
"Spencer and I made it,"
"Oh, My, God,"
"Why?"
"Our Prop for the Webicon!"
"Oh My God I love you!" Carly hugged Freddie.
"You do? Finally?"
"I love you as a sibling,"
"Oh…" Freddie hugged her back, but then closed his eyes and smiled, enjoying the hug.
"Freddie? You can let go now,"
"Please make this moment last!"
"Freddie!"
"Sorry," Freddie backed away.
"So, are you guys going to the Nerd Wars Convention or the Webicon?" Asked Sam.
"The Convention was just so I can keep you two out of the way and get Spencer to help me,"
"Smart,"
"I know I am,"
"So, where should we keep this?"
"The Studio, of course,"
"Right, how are we going to get it to the studio, and back down?"
"We'll find a way,"
Edward walked in as they were thinking.
"Oh Jolly, an iCarly Poster,"
"For the-"
"Webicon, I know,"
"Are you gonna help us?"
"Sure, why not, but I must warn you, Nevelocity also joined this time, so you need something to get them good,"
"Oh no, Nevelocity is gonna be tough,"
"Most viewed website,"
"That will be hard,"
"True,"
"Hey Fredtard,"
"What?"
"What's the big Green box doing there? Where we have a group photo?"
"Yeah, I have a little surprise,"
"Show us,"
"Alright," Freddie activated his Green Screen, and showed them the most viewed episode of iCarly, on the Green Screen.
"Nice,"
"I know, I even had a picture of Carly's bunny,"
"Freddie!"
"Okay I'll remove it,"
"No keep it!" Both Sam and Freddie laughed.
"Guys!"
"Okay we'll stop,"
"Thank you!"
"Is he a volunteer Firefighter?" Sam asked then she and Freddie laughed, again.
"Yes! Now stop laughing and Mister CarrotNibble!"
"CarrotNibble?"
"I'm creative!"
"Yes you are!"
"I know I am!"
"So, when's the Webicon?"
"A Few Weeks,"
"And let's not go to lonely teenagers' 16th birthdays?"
"Whatever you say, Princess Puckett,"
"Thank you Carly for convincing us,"
"Hey, I was being nice, and sympathetic, lonely 16 year old teenagers with some mucus issue make me feel sympathetic!"
"Ah,"
Back to Unknown Place.
"So, they have a big poster of the iCarly Homepage?"
"Yes, I saw it myself,"
"Wonderful, I'll copy that idea, and begin working on it,"
"Genius,"
Back to the Shay loft.
"So, Freddie, can you teach me how to draw a bunny? Yours was nice,"
"What about Sam?"
"I don't want my bunny to be in jail,"
"Touché,"
"Alright, I'll go get a notepad,"
"Okay, so, first off, you need to detail it, show whoever's looking that it has fur…"
As Freddie was teaching Carly to draw, Sam was checking her ZLM (Zap-Look Live Messenger), she decided to hack Freddie's and add some silly comment, she checked his online list, she found something "Edward Benson – Available"
Sam started chatting with him.
"Hey, Ed,"
"Hey Fred,"
"What'cha doin'?"
"Nothing really, working with my robotics club friends to make a butler robot!"
"Sweet, name him Jarvis!"
"Creative,"
"So, do you like Seattle?"
"It was fun, but too warm, I mean here in London, it rains like Life depends on it ."
"Wait, so you're in London now?"
"Captain Obvious Strikes again! Where else would I be? Russia?"
"Just asking, someone told me you went to tour Canada,"
"Rumors…"
"Btw, did you ever try Bolivian Bacon?"
"No, I hate Bacon x.x"
"Oh,"
"Alright, well, I gtg,"
"Cya,"
Edward Benson has just signed out
Freddie Benson has just signed out.
Sam thought about the conversation, and went to tell them, Sam ran to the studio.
"What now Sam?"
"Hey Freddie, I just hacked your ZLM and-"
"I really need some good passwords,"
"Well, what's wrong?" Carly intruded, seeing Sam in a panicked state.
"And, I saw your Cousin, Edward was online,"
"Oh, and that's bad because?"
"You don't understand! He told me he's still in London! And that he hates Bacon!"
"You're lying,"
"I have proof,"
"Show me,"
Sam showed Freddie the conversation.
"Oh God, I better talk to him,"
Freddie went and after a few seconds, came back, dragging "Edward" by his shirt.
"Let me go!"
"Not until you answer to this!"
The trio showed Edward the conversation.
"What is this?"
"You talked to Sam on ZLM and told her you were in London!"
"I didn't!"
"Who are you?"
"Alright Fine! My real name is Gregory Papperman, I'm Nevel's cousin, he hired me in order to spy on you for the Webicon, please don't hurt me, I'm a big fan of iCarly, he threatened me and bribed me!"
"Let me beat him up!" Sam yelled as she went to Spencer's room and got a Baseball bat.
"No, Sam! Is this true?"
"Yes! I have my ID Card, it was all Nevel's idea, he needed someone gullible, he told me that I get to meet the iCarly Crew and stuff, I didn't know, so I accepted, he told me that my name was Edward Benson and that I am Freddie's cousin, he paid me so that I can tell him your plans for the Webicon, so he can scam you,"
"Tell us what Nevel's up to!"
"He's planning on stealing your idea for a cardboard of iCarly and making a Nevelocity one,"
"Leave!" Freddie pushed Greg out of the door.
Unknown place: Reveled to be Nevel's house.
"Well?" Asked Nevel, pacing around his living room
"They canceled the idea of the cardboard," Gregory was sitting on the couch.
"Really?"
"Yes, they invited me to burn it with them,"
"Puckett's idea?"
"Yes,"
"Good, I'm feeling this Webicon is mine!"
Shay loft.
"Hey guys! Guess what I have?" Sam asked as she walked in with some bags.
"What?"
"FLARE GUNS!"
"Why?"
"For the Webicon thingy, so we can-" Sam pulled out a Flare Gun and charged it.
"So we can do this,"
Sam shot the Flare into the roof, and screamed, as soon as the Flare hit the light bulb, it all fell down on the coffee table, causing a fire.
"GO ICARLY! WOOOO!"
"Sam! You just caused a fire!"
Carly walked towards one of the several fire extinguishers they had around the house –Thank you Spencer – and took it out.
"I like your thinking,"
"Thank you Freddork,"
Carly glared at Freddie.
"What? I like the Flare Gun idea!"
"Hey! I got another genius idea! Let's get Gibby and Guppy to be our mascots!"
"Yes!"
"We'll paint on their bellies,"
"Genius!"
"And they'll stand on either side of our table,"
"I love your thinking,"
(A/N): Edward Benson revealed to be a spy :O! Webicon's coming soon, this chapter has been inspired by the unreleased episode "iStart A Fanwar" It's gonna be epic I tell ya, the opening credits showed Carly standing in front of a big cardboard thingy, and someone throws a chair at her, I laughed, and Sam, with the same Background, shooting with a Flare Gun, I wanna watch that episode so bad x.x Release date: October 2010!