#75: Maturity is Overrated:
"Don't get me wrong, I love a good shag with Rei as much as the next man enjoys a good shag with their girl, but its time for some beer, slouching, and manly activity," Jadeite exclaimed as he burst out of the teleport site.
Endymion and his men had just returned to Earth from their latest round of talks with Queen Selenity of the Moon. They spent every minute either discussing mundane details of an alliance or hiding their secret rendezvous with their not so secret lovers.
"What did you have in mind?" asked Endymion warily.
"Ever hear of cow tipping?" Jadeite asked, raising an eyebrow. Kunzite rolled his eyes.
"Are you serious?" he asked.
"You're right…Zoi, are you man enough to handle some of that?" Jadeite joked. Zoisite exasperatedly blew the strands of hair off of his face and lunged towards Jadeite. They rolled around the floor until Zoisite pinned him in a classic wrestler style. Jadeite yielded.
"Fine, pretty boy has some muscles," Jadeite muttered. "So, Zoi, what should we do?"
"Beer," he said simply. The group made a motion to leave when Kunzite interrupted them.
"Not in uniform," he said and the others sighed as they trudged to their rooms to change.
A change of clothes and a keg later
"Minako, I don't remember your eyes being so green," Kunzite proclaimed, reaching out toward Zoisite in a funny form of stumble.
"Ha Ha," Zoisite said. "Youuuu are not thaaat drunk-ith," Zoisite replied.
"Lighten up, I had to jump on Nephrite's bandwagon of making fun of you," Kunzite replied, swaying.
"My bandwagon, not Neph's" Jadeite corrected him.
"Right," Kunzite said. "Nephrite, you have been quiet tonight."
"Burp."
"What was that Neph?" Kunzite slurred.
"Screw this 'man' stuff, I want to go see Makoto," Nephrite clarified.
"Nephrite said 'screw,'" Jadeite guffawed. "We know what he is really thinking!"
"Real mature, Jed," Endymion commented dryly.