A/N: Heh, I haven't worked on this in a long while... 'bout a month... or six weeks... thank school... I got a horrible idear from the e-mails KT and I sent each other... Muahahaha...
labrat-seph: Well... I know you hate preps... and they used (keyword: used) to go to school with me and I used to hang out with them. Yeah... let's go with I'll kill them once I get off of my arse.
StarBella: Thank you... I am a little crazy... and everyone loves Sephy! You'd have to be crazy-er than us Sephies not to. (That's pretty scitzo, ne?)
Kato Shingestu: Of, course. Everyone is now happy (especially us... whomever we turn out to be... is that right?)!!
Raging Lion: You know... you could continue writing.... and I'll continue to put up more chappies... dedicated to you... only if you continue (at least) your FF VII fic, I'll review. And The Raven can burn in Hell, what does she know? (Second review:) HAH! I'll win! I finally got a demented idea... so now you'll have to stay!!!
KT: Yes... and we wilt kill them all... with the help of a certain general, whom is now brother-in-law to labrat-seph.
Kiwichocobo: Yay! Well... you're a Cloud fan... yet want to see more Cloud bashing... Hmm... that makes me think... oh, well... that's never good!
Chapter name: Zack's here
Story summary: It's been a year since METEOR and everyone has returned, or made a new, home. Cloud opens the door to his house one day to find...
Chapter summary: O.o Zack/s awakened.... that hard to tell?
Rating: PG-13 for mild language and all around demented-ness
Disclaimer: Don't own Final Fantasy VII or any thing mentioned within the game. Squaresoft does. I don't own Jones soda either. Or Barbie for that matter... Nor do I own the FF VIII characters, I just chibi-fied them.
Warnings: Cloud stupidity, (and new emotion... )shudder( ) Tifa obsessive-ness, Zack-ness (heh, you'll see what I mean), and appearance by me, and Sephy demented-ness! )Drools heavily(
Another A/N: Heh, Sorry for the lack of updations... )eyes dart( Updation! Foundation! Schidlididlination! Sorry... it's just so catchy.
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Mini-Sephy walked the campus, looking for anything to kill someone. Well, actually... he was pretty successful. First, the floor of the hallway (which was actually open, no walls) was jagged rocks, useful for bashing a mortals head in.... like a watermelon. Then the actual walls of the buildings were jaggedly built. The were uneven, an even better place to smash a skull. As Sephy contemplated, he heard a familiar voice.
"SEPH!!" it cried. "Where are ya'?" Sephy looked around... a large man (much better looking than Cloud, of course) with black hair was walking down the halls. A heavy sword upon his back. He looks comewhat familiar... though Sephy. It hit him, this was the man he went to Mideel to search for.
"Zachary!" he cried, turning, stern faced to the man. He cringed, letting his shoulders droop. He walked over to the him... his eyes closed.
"Aww... Seph... why do ya' always have ta call me that...?" he opened his eyes and looked up to find air. "Uhh... are you invisible?" Chibi-seph cleared his throat. The man looked down, and about fell over from shock. "YOU'RE A KID!" Sephy glared. "A FREAKIN' KID!" he turned away. "FFlove didn't even turn me into a kid..." he mumbled. Sephy;s eyes went wide.
"WHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!" it wasn't natural for Sephy to scream... but this was an exception. "You know her!?!?!" he alerted a certain obsessed woman and obsessed man( you'll see...) In a near-by room.
"Umm..." Zack sweat dropped, his eyes darting to and fro. "No?" Sephy was near strangling the man, when a door behind him opened. It was a brunette... no... it was the obsessed brunette that loved to call him that one special name...
"SEPHY!!!" she squealed, picking up the boy and crushing his body against her giant ballon-sized breasts. "I've missed you!!" Cloud was standing behind her, tapping her shoulder.
"About that thing we were talking about..." he said. She slowly turned her smiling face to him and glared.
"Not now..." she hissed, turning her attention back to the chibi-man in her arms. "Can't you see that I'm hugging Sephy?" Zack shrunk slightly at the sight of this man, taking a step back. Sephy recognized this action, and smirked. He was now able to breath, so he threw a comment at the man. Even though he was a friend, he could only endure so much preppy-ness.
"What's the matter General, don't you recognize the grunt?" Zack's eyes widened. He put a finger to his mouth and shook it, not wanting to alert the idiot of his presence.
"But can't we talk about it now..." Cloud continued to talk to the woman. Tifa, getting fed up, threw Sephy into Zack (successfully knocking Zack to the ground). She tugged on her fighting gloves and advanced towards Cloud. "Eep?" Cloud ran for his life, with Tifa chasing. Zack groaned and pushed the sitting Sephy off of his stomach.
"He gone?" Sephy smirked. He then looked toward the two running figures... headed towards them. "WHAT?!?!" Sephy threw a map in his face and chuckled evilly. Boy, how he liked to laugh at people's expenses. Cloud tripped over a rock, and Tifa stopped beside him. Cloud was badly bruised.
"Had enough?" she asked, smirking. Sephy sweat dropped and looked toward the shrinking Zack. He then looked toward the sniffling Cloud.
"Yes..." he mumbled. Sephy smirked and got another idea...
"Hey Strife!" Cloud's head jerked up to look at the boy.
"Oh, so you want to torture me now too..." he sniffled. Sephy chucckled, letting his shoulders heave back with the force. Running a hand through his hair, he pointed towards Zack.
"He's been waiting for you..." Cloud brightened and shoved Tifa away, whom then hit the wall with the back of her head. Cloud jumped up and hugged Zack around the waiste.
"Zacky-poo!" Cloud cried, Tifa pulled herself off the wall at stared at him.
"What?" she asked. Zack struggled in Cloud's grip.
"I'll get you for this, Seph!" he struggled some more.
"I thought you loved me!!!" Tifa wailed. Cloud didn't loosen his grip on Zack, but glared at her.
"You were always second in my eyes..." he then thought for a moment (wheres the shattering glass?!) "Actually..." he paused again. "You were third." Tifa's jaw dropped.
"How dare you!" she cried, tears running down her face. "You suck you horny bastard!!" Cloud looked to Zack and smiled lovingly.
"Can you say 'mood-swings,' love?" Cloud nuzzled Zack's neck as Tifa looked on in horror.
"FFLOVE!!!" Zack screamed. "You have to help me!!!" Sephy's eyes widened, yet again.
"WHY?!?!" A voice from the sky called back.
"Please..." he begged. "Haven't you tortured me enough?" there was silence for a moment, even Cloud was listening intently.
"Nope." Zack stared at the clouds. Sephy followed his gaze, and saw a girl sitting on one.
"Please! He's raped me enough times!!!!" Tifa jumped back.
"RAPE?!?!?!" she screamed. Zack and Cloud looked blankly at her.
"Yes..." Cloud hugged Zack closer. "He wasn't willing.... he had Aeris... so I had to do it..." he nuzzled Zack again. "Isn't that right Zacky-poopoo?" Zack struggled again.
"PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!" more silence... five... four... three... two...
"Fine..." she sighed. A familiar figure swooped down and hit Cloud over the head... sending him flying into a wall. On the other side of the wall was a group of teens.
"Isn't that Cloud?" one cried.
"The leader of AVALANCHE?" another asked. Rumors started to spread like wildfire about Cloud (who really gives a crap?).
"Happy, Zack?!" she cried, smacking his head. "You better stay in the right story next time... or I might not be so helpful." Zack whimpered, and then hid behind Sephy. "Son't hide behind the Almighty ONE!!!!" she kicked him out of the way. "HA!" Tifa tapped her shoulder. "Efa?" the girl turned, and got clocked.
"I'm not sure if I should jump for joy... or hide in horror..." the girl sat up and rubbed her jaw.
"That bloddy hurt!" Tifa stared, practiacally burning a hole into the girl. "WHAT?!"
A/N: I told you, a showing of me. Heh, you should review... I leave you at a cliffie... oyu peoples have to give me some ideas so I can be content in continuing this fic... 'till I actually decide to end this fic.... this is the fic that never ends! Heh, couldn't resist! Well, review... lest this fic join my other failed thingy-maboppers in the trash-can! Muahahahahaha )couch, falls over(...