Highly amusing to me…of course I haven't slept in a while…

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O come all ye perverts
Come and have an orgy
O come ye, o cum ye
In brothels galore
Come and get plastered
And let's find some ho-girls
O come let us enjoy them
O come let us enjoy them
O come let us enjoy them
In brothels galore

-O Come All Ye Perverts

Noon Saturday, December 23rd

Tempe stood under the warm spray and sighed, okay, Christmas this year wasn't turning out to be all bad, she had gotten to spend time with Booth, and that was always good. Then again…she was stuck with three other people, been kissed by Hodgins which was major on the weird, and had some rather steamy moments with the sexy Seeley…damn Angela and her nicknames.

She wrapped a towel around her chest and stepped out of the shower, she turned around to find herself face to face with Zack Addy, and her jaw dropped, "Zack!"

The man just spluttered helplessly, not expecting to find a half naked Temperance when he went to get a towel for his own shower. Putting his hand over his eyes he rushed out of the bathroom.

Scowling, Bren tried to ignore the laughter coming from where Zack had disappeared, seconds later Booth was standing in the doorway, "Is something wrong? Are you okay? You're not dressed…I have a question…how is that girls always manage to get their towels to stay up like that?"

Bones rolled her eyes…Booth seemed particularly focused on things that weren't her face, "I'm fine…now would you get out?!"

Booth swallowed, his mouth suddenly very dry, "Uh---yeah."

He was still standing still, "Then maybe you should turn around and walk away? Just a suggestion."

"Right," he backed up and through the door, she slammed it in his face.

She muttered to herself and triple checked the lock, not trusting the geniuses outside, she dressed as fast as she could.

Opening the door she braced herself for what was to come.

"So, I think that its only fair, that I get to see you half naked because they did," Hodgins stated.

Apparently all of the others had decided to make their new campsite the bedroom outside the bathroom Bones had been using.

Angela stared at her boyfriend, "He's joking, or he better be."

Zack still hadn't looked at her, "I didn't see anything…I swear," he all but squeaked.

Angela's eyes widened as she began to tease the man, "So…was it good, if it wasn't you wouldn't be blushing. Maybe Tempe should get to see you half naked."

Bones crossed her arms over her chest, "Angela!"

Her friend turned on her, "Oh, I almost forgot, Booth got a nice show as well."

This time it was Booth who intercepted her, "Angela."

"What," she asked innocently, "We don't have television, so I have to entertain myself somehow…besides a bit more alcohol and we'll have the best soap opera in the world."

Booth snorted, "Yeah, Days of our Squints. This week the group gets stuck in a mansion and all sorts of hijinks ensue…naked hijinks."

"Luckily, this isn't television and I don't have to deal with this every week," Brennan grinned flopping down on the bed.

Booth nodded and patted her thigh, "Yeah, just imagine if our lives was a TV show, we would have to almost kill every single one of us at one point or another…wait…that does happen to us a lot…are we sure this isn't a TV show already?"

"Ooh," Hodgins giggled, "Conspiracy!"

Angela groaned, "More like someone found the jello shots I froze."

Hodgins sat up and stared at his girlfriend, "Wait. Freeze! We have jello shots? Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?"

Booth his shoulder, "Probably because you were so drunk you thought the fire was a tree and tried to hug it."

Hodgins muttered something that seemed like understanding before shrugging his shoulders, "Yeah, but hey…jello shots!"

"Are they those things that turn your tongue green," Zack asked.

Angela grinned, "They do more than turn your tongue green. Speaking of green, Booth what did you think Tempe sans clothing?"

Bones let her mouth hang open, "How is that a 'speaking of'?!"

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Yeah, its 11:49, I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open any more, and I may be slightly insane…well what do you think? I should warn…reviews will help make me not so unstable and insane. Oh, and thank god for spell check, my fingers aren't obeying my brain….