Tsunade sighted heavily. Leaving Yuki to write the medical reports was the worst idea that ever happened to her mind. The handwriting was exceptional, so was the grammar and spelling, but the problem was she didn't know how Jackass-san or Bigboobed-chan was. Not that she cared how she came up with the nicknames. Also, fifty percent of that sight was about the infiltrates in Konoha, and how they plan to revolt against Konoha, she wish Team seven could get a hold on that situation.
"Shizune, can you call Yuki for me?" Tsunade sighted, giving up on the medical reports.
"Yes… just a second…" She sat Ton Ton on the table and did some few hand signs and smashed her hand on the floor. The poof of smoke appeared on the office, dazing the room for a few seconds, until the nurse coughed, trying to get the smoke circulating before lighting a smoke.
"Hi…" Yuki let out a puff of smoke.
"Hey… I have a question for you…" Tsunade rustled through the papers and finally got to the copies of the medical reports. "Who is… Dumbass-chan, and Bitch-chan." A vein was about to collapse in Tsunade's brain, causing a stroke and a blood clot in her forehead.
"Well… I… they are… I forgot…" Yuki scratched her head.
"And how am I supposed to file these when there might be ninja out there without medical records?" Tsunade slammed the reports on the table, making in creak in pain.
"Tsunade watch out!" Shizune warned, taking a hold of Ton Ton again.
"Shut up! Or I'll make ham out of that pig!" Tsunade slammed her fist against the table again, breaking the table in half.
"Ermm… I'll take these reports back and fix them…" Yuki was surprised by the strength the hokage had.
"Yeah! And they better be right!" Tsunade barked at her before the brunette exited the room.
Yuki exited the room and sighed. Gosh, this mission was getting way too wrapped up for her taste. She really wanted to get over with it and just leave. The brunette walked down the Hokage tower, taking slow steps, and not caring about if she was going to be late to the hospital, and just took her time and smoked another cigarette.
BZZZZ!
Yuki sighted again. Lately, her boss had been calling nonstop. Sometimes it really annoyed her because her boss called her on the craziest hours because he didn't really cared about the time frame between the Rain and Fire countries. She took out the small device out of her pocket, weighting it on her hand, debating whether she should pick up the phone or just hang up and call another time that was more suitable for her, which would be never.
'we have a problem.' The grave voice from his boss rang through the phone.
"And what do you want me to do about it?" She let out the last puff of smoke of her cigarette before throwing it to the ground and squishing it.
"Come and we'll talk about it…" The voice was furious. This wasn't good.
"I'll be in by tomorrow." Yuki clicked her phone. She sighted again and took out a cigarette, before taking out a kunai and throwing it at the nearest tree. There, a man fell of it, probably dead, but his memory erased from the previous event.
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"This is degrading!" Sakura moaned.
"Yes! Believe it!" Naruto pointed at his teammates with his menacing finger.
"And what are you going to do about it?" Kakashi muttered under his mask, looking at his fully grown students, dressed as prostitutes on the entrance of the capital.
"If it was Sakura, it would be alright, but I never thought I would never use a sexy jutsu for a mission!" The blonde was throwing a fit how Sakura needed back up just in case, she needed a hand.
"You look adorable!" Sai smiled at him.
"Fuck you Sai!" Naruto punched Sai on the jaw, making him fall on his butt.
"Hey! That's not lady like, follow Sakura's lead!" Kakashi was getting slightly irritated. His team was made out of great ninja, actually, some of the best ninja, but they had the maturity of a twelve year old.
"We should use Sasuke then, Sakura is too manly…" Sai muttered, checking if he had a broken jaw.
Sasuke glared at him. He made a mental note to burn all of Sai's stuff when they get back from his mission, and to flirt with his wife too, Sai gets irritated when people flirt with his wife.
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The night fell in the capital of the Land of rain. Yuki ran past the streets overflowing with drunkards and prostitutes. The air was full of smoke and the smell of booze filled her nostrils. She didn't like alcohol, despite the times she got drunk with Sakura. Sakura was actually her only interest in that village, she didn't mean criminally, but she had fall in love, or what she thought, with Sakura. This was a whole setback for this mission. She didn't expect to fall in love with Sakura.
She finally got into the secret lair. The old and shabby storage building still stood on its weak foundation, and the paint of the walls was peeling off from the walls. She opened with difficulty the back door, unable to give in to her push because of the lack of oiling.
"Fucking door…" she muttered kicking the door close.
"Yuki!" The blonde girl threw herself on Yuki, making Yuki to lose her footing and falling on the floor with the other female on her.
"Sayuri! What are you doing!" Yuki groaned as the blonde attacked her with kisses.
"Boss told me you were coming!" Sayuri smiled, showing a row of pearly white teeth.
" 'Kay… can you get off me, you're getting kind of heavy…" Yuki huffed, feeling the air getting sucked out of her lungs.
"Yuki! That's mean!" the blonde crossed her arms over her chest.
"Sayuri…" Yuki gave her a glacial look.
"Ugh… fine!" Sayuri rolled off the brunette grunting while the two girls got up. "I missed you…" Sayuri mumbled as she grasped slowly Yuki's hands.
"Me too… but the journey has been rather harsh…" Yuki's gaze lifted up to the blonde's green eyes, and kissed her on the forehead.
"I love you…" Sayuri mumbled.
"Hm…" Yuki wasn't sure if she could lie to herself and return the feelings the blonde held towards her.
"Let's go, boss is waiting…" The blonde pulled from her forearm.
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"How can you walk on these?" Naruto groaned as he waddled with his stilettos.
"Ugh! Be quiet Naruto! You'll blow our cover!" Sakura was irritated, she was currently having the wedgie of a life time. The hot pink short ridged up more than she wanted, and so did the already small black and hot pink corset.
"What ever…" Naruto huffed, stomping towards Sakura, heading to the old and shabby (following the protocol of shabby towns issued by the Kage of the Land of Rain.) storage building.
"…Okay… I think this is it…" Sakura looked up from her paper with her heavily painted eyes, as she crumbled the paper and burned with a small jutsu. No evidence has to be left behind.
"Okay… show time…" Naruto smirked as he readjusted his cleavage.
Sakura knocked on the door twice. Few minutes passed and she knocked again. The slot from the door slid open, showing a pair of green eyes, staring at her lustfully. Inner Sakura was now waiting to be hanged, because she had no intention to deal with any hunks, but according to her hunktionary, hunks did not have green eyes, only blue brown and black.
"What do ya want!" a female voice shrilled through the opening.
"Umm… sorry… it's that… we um… we…" Sakura immediately blushed. Indeed, female ninja did exist, she was going to whoop Kakashi's ass after this.
"We are lost, can we stay for the night?" Naruto yelled, blocking the slot with his big blue eyes.
"Erm… just a second…" The slot closed, and the steps faded away.
"You're an idiot…" Sakura sighted, rubbing her arms for warmth.
The slot quickly opened again, revealing the same pair of green irises staring at the rosette intensely.
"Sure! Come in!" The voice cheered.
The slot closed at the metal door gave in to the pull from the green eyed female, giving full view of the old and shabby (issued by the kage of the Land of Rain) storage room. The old storage building didn't have anything special in particular, only that it was crawling with creepy shadows and female ninja masking their chakra poorly.
"This is creepy…" Naruto clenched onto Sakura's arm.
"Bear with it…" She whispered softly.
"Sayuri! What did I tell you about strangers!" A voice boomed from the shadows.
"But—Boss said I could bring them here!" The blonde, apparently Sayuri pouted, clinging onto Sakura's free arm.
"Hm… fine…" The booming voice calmed down and stepped out from the shadow.
The ninja shoes where high heeled and tight, as so it was the rest of her attire, her waist was decorated by a belt full of ninja equipment and weapons, and the her top was a zip up tank top, padded for any casual injuries with a small emblem of a crane with its wings opened, shining under the faint moon light. Suddenly, her face became clear.
Sakura sucked in her breath and looked at her future opponent. Furious with wrath and betrayal, she looked at her coworker, friend and 'little' experiment.
"Long time no see, Sa-ku-ra." Yuki's lips stretched into a small smirk.
Quick update before I have to leave for my surgery, I know, cliche cliff hanger, but atleast my OC is a bad ass and loves the dark side. (STARWARS FTW!) gawsh... I love that series...
okay enough my nerdiness and I love you all!
I'm sorry but this is all I've got, next chapter is going to be amazing and I swear over my whole star wars collection it is going to be amazing.
love, and stay beautiful!
Emma!