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I'm back! (not dead,injured,poisoned,sick,etc.) Sorry about the loooong wait for the update of this story. :(

And.. thats all I have to say. On with the story!

Disclaimer*: I don't own Naruto. Or the songs used in this chapter. (Hint of whats to come!* but you still probably couldn't guess!)

CHAPTER 14: HOME SWEET HOME

As they stumbled into Sakura's old home, Kisame looked at the interior with shock.

"Uh, Sakura?" he questioned as Sakura made her way through the crooked, half un-hinged door.

"What?"

"Did you actually live in such a shitty place?" Hidan cut right to the chase.

"Glad to see you like the place." She commented sarcastically.

Kisame laughed halfheartedly as Deidara closed his gaping mouth.

The outside of the house,being a pale gray color, completely hiding the inside of it well. Once you walked inside, there was a huge straight staircase. If only the staircase didn't have cobwebs and half the banister hanging in the air if might of looked...decent. A step up if you asked Deidara. He looked at Sakura from the corner of his eye. She looked disappointed that we didn't think as greatly as her childhood home as she did.

"So..you didn't live here before you moved into our apartment right? Just before you became a ninja?" Deidara asked as Sakura nodded.

"Tsunade-sama got me a single apartment like Naruto had." Sakura sighed, glancing around the inside.

"I like it." Itachi stated. Sakura smiled at him.

Hidan and Kisame looked at him in shock as Deidara did in anger.

"It's obvious that he's trying to cheer her up! To make her think that the guy who murdered his family didn't have to go to therapy!That he was nice! Ha! What a jackass!" Deidara muttered to himself as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Okay, Let's go!" Sakura took a deep breath, smiling. Hidan tried doing that as well but ended up coughing and gagging as he choked on dust. Kisame whacked him on the back.

Sakura started into a room on the bottom floor, distinctly knowing where her room was,but saving that for last. She wandered into the old kitchen. Reminiscing in her memories, she almost missed the "Shit!" from Hidan as his foot made a hole within the floorboards. Sakura rolled her eyes, clearly unamused as Hidan sent her the finger from across the room. She laughed and started searching through cupboards and drawers. Deidara started helping her.

"So, This where you ate and stuff?"

"Yup. I can still picture Ann and Kenji making me dinner, or lecturing me on my behaviour." Sakura smiled as if she was visualizing her memories.

"Ann and Kenji? What the fuck!" Hidan commented, leaning against the kitchen table,very carefully.

"Did you not expect her guardians to have names, Hidan?" Itachi sighed at the fuming Hidan.

"Well, I wasn't fucking thinking." Hidan crossed his arms.

"When are you?" Deidara laughed.

"You fucking pansy ass!" Hidan lunged but was stopped by Sakura.

"No fighting in my house. Understood?" Sakura commanded Hidan and Deidara.

"Understood SAKURA-CHAN!" Tobi sung as he hopped up and down.

Sakura sighed,crossing her arms.

"I wanna see your room Sakura-chan." Tobi chided.

"Tobi...you animal." Hidan smirked as Kisame coughed into his hand to hide his laughter.

"Grr?" Tobi questioned before getting hit on the head by Deidara who was mumbling about a certain 'retarded masked man'.

"Oi! Is that a radio?" Hidan asked as he grabbed an old box from the top of Sakura's old fridge.

"Don't break it! It was mine when I was little!" Sakura protested against Hidan's careless attitude, trying to pry the radio away from his fingers.

"Hold up." He smirked,turning the dial on the radio to ON.

..Welcome back! You are listening to the Konoha Radio Station! And now a word from our sponsors..

Do you feel sluggish?

Sleepy?

Drowsy?

Hungry all the time?

Need to lose some weight?

Need to keep yourself away from junk food?

Need to sell your house?

Need to get a girlfriend?

Want to buy a cat?

If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions then listen up because you need a bag of Iron-mellows!..

"What the hell is that asshole on! Crack? Only a pink haired bitch or a retarded mask wearing buffoon would buy Iron-Mellows." Hidan grumbled before changing the dial to a different station.

"Doesn't Sakura-chan have pink hair?" Tobi wondered.

"I rest my case." Hidan sneered as he turned the dial.

"100 bucks if you call in! Be caller number 10 and you get 100 bucks! 100 smackeroos! 100 big daddies,100..."

"I'm pretty sure they get it,Dave."

"Aw, You never let me have any fun,Mitch!"

"Anyways as Dave put it, If you can name the three Disney songs you get 100 dollars. Be caller number 10. Our number is 123-4567!"

"What an original number,yeah." Deidara dryly commented.

"Call in motherfuckers!" Hidan screeched in Sakuras ear. Sakura growled.

"I don't even know the songs you idiot. I bet that they won't even play them!"

"And the songs will be played shortly."

"Do you bet 100 bucks on that?" Itachi asked as Sakura glowered in his direction.

"TOBI'S THE BEST AT DISNEY SONGS!"

"Here we go!~

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you "

"I fucking hate musicals!" Hidan fumed at the radio.

"Most Disney movies have songs,Hidan." Sakura pointed out.

"Most pink haired bitches keep their mouths shut. Why aren't you one of them?" Hidan spat back.

"I bet you that I'm the only 'pink haired bitch' as you put it, that you know." Sakura smiled in victory.

"Stop betting Sakura. Fuck. It's surprising you're not in debt." Deidara and Kisame nodded in unison.

"It's surprising that your mother never taught you manners."

"What mother!"Hidan bitterly commented.

"Hn. Mama's boy."

"Shut up Uchiha!"

"He has daddy issues too,yeah.."

"YOU have daddy issues!"

"Nice comeback,yeah."

"I wasn't talking to you asswipe! I was talking to fishface!"

"What is with that nickname!I didn't even talk and I'm not even a fish!"

Silence.

"Okay, song number two!~

Small, to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast"

"I wonder which one that is senpai?" Tobi asked Deidara. Deidara groaned.

"Are you a dumb shit?! I don't even watch these pansy ass movies and yet, I KNEW THE DAMN NAME TO THE SONG!" Hidan yelled at Tobi.

"Wow! You must be telepathic or something, Hidan-san!" Tobi awed.

"The damn title of the damn movie is IN the damn song!"Hidan gritted his teeth.

"Really? So the name of the movie is... Both a little scared? Ah! Is it a horror movie Hidan?"

THUNK!THUNK!THUNK!

Hidans continued to bang his head against the table, even as the third song came on.

"This ones tricky folks. Here ya' are!~

Look for the bear necessities

The simple bear necessities

Forget about your worry and your strife

I mean the bear-'

"Necessities! THE SIMPLE BEAR NECESSITIES!" Tobi sang as he danced around the kitchen. Hidan groaned.

"This is so not fucking worth 100 bucks. Bitch, change the channel."

Next, the dial was turned in a complete circle until Hidan stopped Sakura's movement and smiled.A creepy ass smile. A smile that basically states, 'Hey! I'm going to go slaughter my family and maybe, If I feel up to it, taunt my brother until he's blue in the face and then I'll run away from home and give my brother a full plan of where I'm going in case of an emergency and go have tea with a new evil group I joined.' Yup, That type of creepy ass smile. Sakura was pretty sure Itachi had one of those...but she could be wrong.

"Why did you want to stop at this?"

"Because good ass music plays on this channel all the freakin' time!" Deidara looked over at Hidan's semi-happy expression.

"Like?"

'Yo yo yo! A new clip is comin' up home boys!'

"Holy shit." Sakura sighed.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Sakura blushed at the meaning to the words as Deidara groaned and Itachi sighed. Hidan laughed as Tobi tried to cover up his ears.

"TOBI LIKES THE BEAR NECESSITIES!"

"Well Hidan likes big butts." Kisame joked.

"Damn straight!" Hidan high fived Kisame.

"So, where's your family at? I'm assuming nobody really lives here anymore." Deidara asked looking around the kitchen.

Sakura instantly froze. Kisame, noticing this, went over and smacked Deidara upside the head. " !"

"My guardians you mean? They passed away about a year ago,actually." Sakura shrugged,grabbing the radio from the table and putting it back on top of the fridge.

"But Sakura-chan, Who lives here now?"

"Well, I clean the place up every once in a while but other then the occasional me,no one."

"Oh my goodness Sakura-chan, we should have a sleepover!" Tobi jumped.

"What the hell! We already live together!" Hidan grumbled.

"I don't! I wanna see Sakura-chan's room also!" Tobi giggled,running out of the kitchen to one could only assume Sakura's room.

"Shit! Tobi!" Sakura ran after him.

It was too late.

Tobi bounded upstairs and into the first room on the left. As soon as Sakura stepped foot into her room,Tobi had her pinned up against the wall.

"Sakura..." he grumbled. Sakura peered up at his glaring eye.

"Yes?" she asked.

"Stop stalling. Where are the items?" Madara growled into Sakura's ear.

"I-I..."

"Hmm?"

"I don't know. You know that I have no idea what they are."

"You're telling me you don't even have any idea!" Madara roared,flinging Sakura against the wall. She hit with a thunk but quickly sprung to her feet to avoid being crushed by Madara's foot.

"Do you want to be safe or not?" Madara hissed.

"I can protect myself! I'm just...having second thoughts. I don't know where they would be anyways." Sakura mumbled.

"Hmm? Second thoughts?" Madara listened intently.

"Well-"

Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal an angry Hidan. At the situation, he noticed that Sakura was crouched on the ground as Tobi was standing,threateningly above her.

Hidans eyes took on a heated glare.

"I knew I sensed this hidden chakra.I'll fucking kill you,Madara." Hidan spat out.

Sakura looked over in shock. Hidan knows?

Madara laughed. "Im sure you will Hidan. Tell me, who saved you from that incident not too long ago?"

"Certainly not you." Hidan grumbled.

"Fine then, I'll take my leave. Pein will be happy to know that we will be having a sleepover tomorrow night. I'll invite my team as well. Why don't we have it...here? And also, I'll give you a few extra days to find the items. People may be after them, but so are we." Madara smirked under his mask as he made his way towards the door.

"Oh and Hidan? I'd keep my eye on that one there. She'll be getting into trouble...eventually." he stated.

"SENPAI!" Madara quickly transformed into Tobi as he ran down the stairs and glomped Deidara in the kitchen.

Hidans glare was now fixed on Sakura. She shivered involuntary.

"What the hell are you doing getting involved with him?" Hidan asked her, glare still was fierce as before.

"How was I supposed to know that you knew about him too?!" Sakura surprisingly spat back.

Hidan turned towards the door. "It doesn't matter if I know about him or not. If I didn't know about him, you would still be in danger."

"Fuck off." Sakura growled, "You have no idea what I've been through and what I have to do for myself and for my clan so you can stop being all protective on my ass because-"

Hidan had Sakura up against the wall by her throat. His glare matched her own as they stared each other down,Hidans hand unconsciously tightened as his lips were now by her ear.

"If you weren't already so far into your own mess..." Hidan growled as Sakura trembled from lack of air, "I would kill you."he finished,drawing away from her.

"S-Same goes f-for y-you." Sakura whispered as her oxygen was fading.

Hidans eyes grew in size as his fingers curled.

Blackness started dotting Sakuras vision.

"H-Hidan, I-I can't b-breathe..." she ground out.

Hidans eyes softened a bit as he let go of her neck. Sakura dropped to the floor, clutching her neck and gasping for air.

She looked up as Hidan looked down at her. His eyes were icy and cold. She was about to pass out. Her brain was fried and she was dizzier than shit. But one thing stuck out in Sakuras mind.

Why is he looking at me that way?

It dawned on Sakura all too soon.

Tears welled up in her eyes as she watched his alarmed gaze.

"You don't even trust me at all anymore...you don't even know what happened.. " she whispered as she blacked out.

If only she had stayed awake a few moments later,she would of saw:

Deidara bursting into the room,Itachi on his trail.

Deidara yelling at the frozen Hidan as Itachi checked her pulse.

Hidans distrustful gaze as Itachi slung Sakura up over his shoulder and walked out after Deidara

But most of all...

Hidans grim smile.

I don't trust you anymore? Bitch, I never trusted you to begin with... because there is no point in trusting someone who you'll just end up losing.

Oh my. Hidan ;3;

R&R! :D