Annoyanceshipping
Just so you know, this is probably the worst shipping I'll make and it's only here so I could reach a total of 31 shippings. You probably won't "daaaaw" or anything like that. Why? Annoyance shipping is TakuyaxFangirls. Enjoy?
Kokoa wasn't with him today. He hadn't brought her along to repel his fangirls. Biggest mistake of his life...
Now, he was in the middle of a sea of fangirls, being torn to shreds by them, barely able to breathe through them all crushing down on him. Was this how he was going to die? It was his own fault for not taking Kokoa along.
His ears felt like they were bleeding because all the girls decided to shout out their love, and shout loud at that, even though they were easily in hearing range. They shouted things like:
"I love you!"
"Please marry me!"
"You're so hot!"
"Please love me!"
"I f*** sheep!" (A/N: Don't judge me. That last line is a reference to Mike Dillon's toradora randomness. Added in for some weird humor)
Takuya was terrified. Especially of whoever that last person was. Weird...
Then, the fangirls got more aggressive, ripping harder at him, some beginning to kiss him. At this rate, he'd be killed. There was no other choice...
Takuya called out his partner, Luxray. "Thunder bolt please..."
Luxray was reluctant, but let out its electrical power, shocking everyone in the vicinity, including poor Takuya. Everyone screamed, falling to the ground, including Takuya.
"Best one-shot ever," joked Takuya as Luxray dragged him away.
'It is now that I'm here,' laughed Luxray in Pokémon language.
(A/N: I got bored around here, so get ready for some random stuff)
Just then, bagels fell from the sky, burying the fangirls. But also, there was a hurricane that everyone was sucked into. When Takuya miraculously escaped the hurricane, lava starting chasing him. But he was saved by a friendly clown. Luxray no me gusta clowns, so it zapped it. Then everything ended. WITH FIREWORKS! The end? I guess...
Best...one-shot...evah!