This only took me an hour, so I'm guessing it's probably a bit rubbish lol. I have 3 things to pimp:
-My new story, it's a Emmett/Rosalie AH Fic, please check it out =D
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Anyway, here's your Wolf-Pack chapter.
Song: Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus.
"Bella?"
"Emmett?"
"Bella?"
"Emmett?"
"Bella?"
"Emme-"
"Ok, shut up now!" Emmett said "Bella, can we sing about the wolves please?"
"Yeah, sure"
"You've not still got some sort of...I don't know, like a friendship with them or something?" He said, looking slightly nervous: a drunk Bella is an emotional Bella, an Emotional Bella is an Angry Bella. And Emmett had been on the receiving end of one of Bella's outbursts before.
"Nope" She said, picking a fly out of her drink and eating it.
"Oh, Right..Ok, then. Teenage dirtbag? That sound Ok?"
"Emmett, get on with it."
"His name is Sam U" Emmett sang.
"He is the Alpha, he's the top of the pack"
"Next in line comes the Beta, that would be Jake"
"But Sam's such a fake"
"Jake should be top of the ranks"
"But he has issues with being bossy"
"They're just the Teenage Wolf-pack baby"
"Yeah, they're just the teenage Wolf-pack baby"
"Run round like giant dogs all day"
"And they Smell"
"Oh-oh-oh-Ooooh." Emmett sang, the noise way too high pitched to match his burly build.
"Then there is Seth"
"He likes us Vampires, especially Ed" Emmett said, winking at Edward.
"His sister's a feisty bitch"
"She's the only girl"
"In this screwed up pack"
"She fancies the pants off Sam"
"But he couldn't give a damn about her"
"They're just the Teenage Wolf-pack baby"
"Yeah, they're just the teenage Wolf-pack baby"
"Run round like giant dogs all day"
"And they Smell"
"Oh-oh-oh-Ooooh."
"Oh Yeah"
"Fleabags"
"Oh they have issues with they're hygiene"
"Oh Yeah"
"Fleabags"
"Oh they have issues with they're hygiene"
"There's a few more"
"Jared, Paul, Quil and Embry"
"Colin, Brady" Bella sang, nudging Emmett for forgetting them.
"They're rubbish, they're not as cool"
"As the rest of these"
"Smelly huge dogs"
"Paul has problems with his temper"
"But that's not good enough for a verse"
Bella started to sing in a softer voice"Wolves used to be cool, but now I'm not sure
"You should have seen Emily's poor face
"She still loves the teenage Wolf pack though
"That Fool"
"Oh, Oh Oh Ooooh" Emmett sang, holding the last note for an inhumanly amount of time.
"Oh Yeah"
"Fleabags"
"Oh they have issues with they're hygiene"
"Oh Yeah"
"Fleabags"
"Oh they have issues with they're hygiene"
"Yeah, Yeah..." Bella said, trying to hold the last note, but after going blue with the effort, gave up.
There was silence for about a minute afterwards, before Bella burst into tears, sobbing manically, "I miss them so much!"she cried.
Can we try for 400 reviews please? It's not that many more and it would make me soooooo happy =D. Sorry to all those wolf-pack lovers out there, but it's easier to be horrible than nice lol.
I Love you all. Emily xxx