A Fairly Odd Baby
The Mixed Up Edition, Part III
Everyone in the bathroom glared at Timmy in anger, all except for Trixie. The Asian American girl knew that Timmy had good reason to be mad at Cosmo but it still did not excuse the fact that the fairy baby he's carrying is somewhere and in danger. Timmy was now backed up against the wall, petrified by all the glares he was receiving.
"I'm sorry, I really do want a god brother or sister but I was just sick of getting barfed on all the time," Timmy pleaded.
Trixie shimmied her way through the crowd until she was right next to Timmy.
"Back off guys he made a mistake but that still doesn't change the fact that Cosmo and his unborn child is somewhere in the universe unfound. So why don't you all quit getting mad off at my boyfriend and start looking," Trixie proclaimed with a fire burning in her words.
Everyone immediately disappeared and began looking.
"Thanks Trix," Timmy said softly.
Trixie wrapped her arms around Timmy in a tight hug.
"No problem," Trixie said with a smile, "Anything for my boyfriend."
Timmy blushed at that.
"Let's start looking for Cosmo and the baby," Timmy said, getting back on task.
Wanda nodded her head and 'poofed' herself, Timmy, and Trixie to a large military surveillance room that resided in Fairy World.
"Oh, this is terrible. Our baby's going to be born alone and with Cosmo," Wanda said worriedly.
"Don't worry Wanda, we'll find him," Trixie said, comfortingly.
"We have to, search every corner of the universe until we find him," Wanda said with authority in her voice.
Jorgen immediately sent his fairy warriors into the sky and then flew to earth or around Fairy World to search for Cosmo. Nacey went back to the island to search there. After three hours of searching Timmy thought to check in with the search.
"Alright people it's been three hours, how's the search coming," Timmy asked through a headset while typing on the computer.
"He's not at the arcade," a fairy soldier reported.
The second report came from the string factory.
"String factory negative also," the soldier searching there reported.
The next report came from Fairy World. The camera was focused on a childish bedroom.
"He's not in Fairy World, or in his room, which is ready for him whenever he decides to leave Wanda," Mama Cosma said hopefully.
Trixie and Wanda frowned at the teal fairy. The fourth report came from a white sandy beach, where Nacey was standing.
She reported, "He's not here but I'll check the other dimensions."
The fifth and final report was coming from a loud club that was playing Latin music. Cupid and Iris appeared in front of the camera. Cupid wearing a sombrero and carrying maracas and Iris was wearing a red Mexican dress.
"He's not in Rio but we'll keep looking," he said and danced away.
"I highly doubt he's actually looking," Trixie mused, "And why is Iris with him?"
Timmy just shrugged.
"Curses, this could only mean one thing, I should have gone to Rio," Jorgen said in frustration, he clearly wanted to party in Rio.
Trixie asked, "If Cosmo's not here or in Fairy World, where else can he be?"
Timmy added, "She's right, aren't there any other world's we can check?"
"Oh no," Jorgen said sharply.
Timmy asked, hopefully, "You thought of someplace?"
"No, that burrito went right through me," Jorgen said clutching his stomach.
Jorgen ran to the bathroom to empty the contents of his digestive system.
"Timmy and Trixie you're right, there are other worlds we can check," Wanda said and began to pull up some names of other worlds. She named, "Patio World, Mattress World, World News Tonight, Anti-Fairy World, and Pixie World."
Wanda gasped in fear at the last two names she had listed.
Timmy said, triumph, "Anti-Fairy world, that's it!"
Jorgen returned from the bathroom.
"The anti-fairies must have kidnapped Cosmo and plan on using the baby's magic for Universal domination," Jorgen said with an angry look in his eye.
Timmy and Trixie threw off their head sets.
"Wanda, let's rock," Timmy said with a determined glare.
Wanda used her wand to 'poof' up large wand bazookas and tied red head bands around their heads.
"Now, let's roll," Trixie said with equal determination.
The group were in Anti-Fairy World in a millisecond. The atmosphere felt dark and very evil.
Trixie asked, "What exactly is the plan here Timmy?"
"Simple, we burst in and demand Cosmo back, if that doesn't work we blast them," Timmy said cocking his bazooka.
"It sounds good," Trixie said.
The four of them quickly climbed down the mountain and positioned themselves at the wall. Inside the castle, Anti-Cosmo was going through a daily meeting of the Anti-fairies to discuss universal domination. The dark fairy had just recently ejected an Anti-Fairy that spoke with a nasally voice for suggesting an idiotic idea. He was beginning to grow frustrated, these were anti-fairies for goodness sake.
"Come one people think, universal domination is not going to come bursting through that door," Anti-Cosmo said exasperatedly.
Just as he had said this just as the wall opposite him exploded and four figures stepped through the smoke. The figures were of Timothy Turner, Wanda, Jorgen 'Jarhead' Von Strangle, and Beatrice Tang.
"Freeze Anti-fairies, we know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy and are planning on his using his/her's magic for universal domination," Timmy said accusingly.
Anti-Cosmo felt like lady luck was on his side today.
"What's this? Cosmo's having a fairy baby who's uncontrollable magic we could use for universal domination" Anti-Cosmo said perking up.
"Um...no," the four of them said in unison but it was too late.
"Quick, Anti-Fairies take to the skies and hunt down Cosmo and his baby and we will take over the universe" Anti-Cosmo ordered gleefully and was led his followers into the sky.
Jorgen turned to glare at Timmy.
"Now they know," Jorgen groaned, "Good going genius."
"Hey, it's not like we had another plan," Trixie pointed out.
"If Cosmo's not here in Anti-Fairy World he must be at Pixie World," Wanda said, "And let me do the talking this time."
They 'poofed' to Pixie world and it was sort of what Trixie had imagined would look like. Wanda did say that Pixies treated magic like it was a business so Trixie expected everything to look like a business corporation. She just didn't expect everything to look so dull boring.
"Man, this place makes Crocker's lesson plans actually look interesting," Trixie commented.
"Come on, they must have Cosmo in the HP's office," Timmy said pointing to a large building that taller than the others.
Wanda and Trixie both blasted down the door to a conference room.
"Freeze Pixies, we know you have Cosmo and our fairy baby," Wanda snarled but kept her weapon pointed right at the pixies.
The other wall was busted down and Anti-Cosmo and the other anti-fairies stood on the other side.
"And are planning on using his/hers uncontrollable magic for universal domination," Anti-Cosmo said finishing for Wanda.
H.P.'s eyes lit up in excitement, though his voice doesn't show it.
"Wait a second, Cosmo's having a fairy baby and we can use his/hers uncontrollable magic for universal domination," HP questioned.
"Uh... no," Jorgen, Timmy, Trixie, Wanda, and Anti-Cosmo said in unison.
"Quick Pixies, to the limousines, we must find that fairy baby and take over the universe," H.P. droned and flew to the awaiting vehicles.
"Not if we find it first," Anti-Cosmo declared.
With that, he led his entourage of anti-fairies out through the hole they had created.
"This is really bad," Trixie commented and set her weapon down and leaned against it.
Jorgen ran off to use the restroom once again, leaving Timmy, Trixie, and Wanda to think of a plan.
"Timmy, we have to find Cosmo, I'm really worried about him," Wanda said nervously.
"Me too, but where can we look? All I did was tell him to get lost," Timmy said.
Every one of them perked up.
"You don't think," they said in unison.
"It's worth a try, poof us there Wanda," Trixie said taking off her headband.
Wanda 'poofed' them to a beautiful meadow. Butterflies flew through the air, the sun was shining, and everything was crystal clear clean. When they arrived they luckily found Cosmo dancing over to them. His stomach had doubled in size, a sure sign that the baby was going to be coming soon.
"Timmy! Get lost, best wish ever," Cosmo said happily and gave his wife a hug.
"I'm so glad you're okay Cosmo," Wanda said hugging her husband tightly.
"How are you feeling Cosmo," Trixie asked and gave him a hug as well.
"Much better, no more mood swings, weird cravings, and I've hardly barfed at all," Cosmo said relieved.
"Cosmo, I'm really sorry I sent you away. Can you ever forgive me," Timmy apologized sincerely.
"Done," Cosmo immediately said and hugged his family.
Just then, a strong kick shoved Wanda, Timmy, and Trixie into a bush.
"I'll take that as you're still mad," Timmy said climbing from the bush.
"No, the baby just kicked, I think that mean it's coming," Cosmo said worriedly and was clutching his whale of a stomach.
"The baby's coming," Timmy, Wanda, and Trixie cried in unison.
"Relax you three, let's just calmly get to the fairy hospital so we can all enjoy this beautiful moment," Cosmo said calmly.
Anti-Cosmo smiled devilishly at his reflection as Dr. Rip Studwell in the mirror. He had successfully managed to pull off his appearance and mannerisms just as Cosmo, Wanda, Timothy, and Trixie had just arrived with Cosmo in labor.
"This is not a beautiful moment," Cosmo howled in pain.
Anti-Cosmo had to mask a humorous smile from creeping on to his face.
"Don't worry Cosmo, everything is looking fantastic, on me at least," the disguised doctor said brightly.
"Where in the world is Iris," Trixie asked.
"Probably still in Rio with Cupid," Timmy joked.
"Cosmo on the other hand sounds like he's in a lot of pain," Anti-Cosmo said trying to hold his cover together.
"Oh no, child birth is such a relaxing experience," Cosmo snarled sarcastically.
Anti-Cosmo snapped some latex gloves on his hands.
"Alright, does anyone know how to deliver a baby," Anti-Cosmo asked.
The dark fairy hoped that someone knew something about delivering a baby so he wouldn't have to do it.
"You mean you don't know how," Timmy cried out.
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years, no one knows how," Anti-Cosmo said with a chuckle.
"Why don't we just wish it out," Trixie suggested.
Anti-Cosmo was surprised by how quick thinking this girl was.
Timmy asked, "Good idea, but will it work?"
"Wish it out! Wish it out," Cosmo snarled and grabbed Timmy by the collar of his shirt.
Trixie struggled to hold Anti-Cosmo's counterpart down.
"Make the wish," she yelled as her hair was being pulled.
"Alright, alright, we wish our baby was out," Timmy and Trixie wished.
Wanda waved her wand and a second later the yelling stopped. Birds flew, the sun popped out, and a choir began to sing. The Cosmo family, Turner, and Tang gazed proudly at the little purple bundle that rested in Cosmo's arms. Cosmo even allowed some tears to fall from his emerald eyes. He opened the hood of the blanket to gaze into the amethyst eyes on his baby.
"Poof," the baby cooed softly.
The baby was round like a crystal ball, beautiful skin that matched its mother and father's, and sparkling amethyst eyes.
"Oh Cosmo, our baby is beautiful," Wanda said like she was on the verge of crying.
"Is it a boy or a girl," Timmy asked excitedly bouncing on the bed.
Trixie placed her hands on her boyfriend's shoulders to keep him still and chuckled, "Easy, speedy Gonzales."
"That is a very good question though, let me just take the baby outside where the light is better and check," Dr. Rip Studwell said and took the baby from Cosmo's arms and left for the door.
Just as he was about to cross the threshold, Jorgen busted in.
"Not so fast Dr. Rip Studwell, or should I say Anti-Cosmo," Jorgen boomed and ripped off the supposed costume to reveal the body of Anti-Cosmo.
Trixie and Timmy's eyes widened in horror at the sight of the anti-fairy holding the baby.
"Oh darn," the dark fairy said bitterly.
"Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches. Now let me take it outside where the light is better and keep it safe," Jorgen said prying the baby from Anti-Cosmo's arms.
Anti-Cosmo narrowed his green eyes, he smelled a rat.
"Not so fast Jorgen, or should I say Pixies in a Jorgen suit," he said and ripped away the top half of the Jorgen suit to reveal H.P. and Sanderson.
"Darn, I actually thought the Jorgen suit would work this time," H.P. droned to Sanderson.
"Well it did get us into the club in Rio," Sanderson replied to his boss.
Mama Cosma 'poofed' angrily into the room and snatched the baby from H.P.
"Give me my grandchild," she shrilled at the pixies.
Jorgen came in and started to say, "Not so fast Mama Cosma, or should I say..."
With that, Jorgen shook Mama Cosma in an effort to reveal the imposter who was trying to take the baby, but it turns out that was the real Mama Cosma.
Nacey zapped in and commented, "You are a horrible detective."
Jorgen shot her a look as Wanda snatched the baby away from Mama Cosma and held it to her in a maternal, protective way.
"Give me back our baby, none of you have the slightest idea of how to keep it safe, warm, and loved," she said and took a glance at the baby but saw that it was just the blanket and air.
"Oh no, where's the baby?" Trixie said worriedly. Her blue eyes turned to Timmy who had a round bulk in his stomach under his shirt and stood in the corner. "What are you doing," she whispered harshly.
"Trying to save the baby," Timmy whispered back.
"Poof, poof," the baby cooed.
The cooing brought the attention to Jorgen, Nacey, Cosmo, Wanda, Anti-Cosmo, HP, Sanderson, and Mama Cosma; now they were caught.
"Give me the baby Turner, its magic must be used for good," Jorgen said.
"Give me the baby Turner," Anti-Cosmo said in an evil voice.
"Its magic must be used for evil," Sanderson and HP droned in unison.
"Oh, just give me the baby, I only want to pinch its cheeks," Mama Cosma said.
Timmy and Trixie were backed up into a corner with nowhere to go, nowhere to hide, and nowhere to run. Cupid and Iris were playing a piano in the background.
Cupid stated, "Weird."
Iris responded, "I know. The music was MUCH better in Rio."
With that; Iris had joined Cosmo and Wanda, who 'poofed' themselves protectively in front of Timmy, Trixie, and the baby. Cosmo was wielding a baseball bat, Wanda was holding a large syringe, and Trixie had Iris as a bazooka.
"Get away from my little Keanu," Cosmo cried protectively.
"Keanu," everyone said in unison.
"Yeah, I'm getting tired of Bartholomew," Cosmo said.
"It would be easier to name it if we knew what it was," Wanda said.
"There will be plenty of time to name the child after we take it from you. I personally like Dagmar, it means the landfill is burning," Jorgen said with an eerie smile.
"That's just weird," Nacey said while crinkling her nose, "And I like Sam. It can be used either way."
"I kind of like Demi, nice and simple," Trixie said.
"Give us the baby Turner," HP said with a glare.
"No way Jose," Timmy said.
He grabbed Trixie's arm and jumped on to the hospital bed with Iris, Cosmo, and Wanda next to them.
"So long suckers," Trixie said with a smirk. Timmy pushed the button that tilted the mattress upward. They flew into the air but ended up landing into the wall. "Any other plans Timmy," Trixie asked in pain.
"Quick, grab the baby," Jorgen said and lunged for the baby.
The baby giggled and beamed a magical force. Everyone with the baby disappeared from sight as Jorgen pummeled through to where their bodies would have been. Once Jorgen and the other villains, besides Mama Cosma and Nacey, left to search for them. That's when everyone became visible again.
"Wow, our baby's laughter is magical, it protected us," Wanda said proudly to her baby.
"That's my boy, er, girl," Cosmo said.
"We've got to get out of here Timmy before everyone comes back," Trixie said.
"And fast," Iris added.
"You're right, I wish for a rocket car," Timmy said and a second later a rocket car appeared.
"Oh no, we're not putting the baby in a rocket car. Either wish for a stroller or a nice minivan," Wanda said sternly.
She clearly didn't want anything to happen to her child.
"Fine, I wish for a rocket powered stroller," Trixie wished for.
Iris waved her wand and the rocket car was replaced with a yellow and pink stroller that held rocket engines on the sides.
"That's better, sort of," Wanda said.
Cosmo, Wanda, Iris, Trixie, Timmy, and the baby jumped in.
"Floor it b.f.," Trixie said and Timmy furiously pressed his foot to the gas pedal.
"Hang on," he said and raced the stroller through the hospital.
They whizzed past Fairy Hart outside and had just passed Jorgen and Nacey.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing Timmy," Trixie asked clutching the sides of the strolled tightly.
"Of course I do," Timmy said and floored the gas pedal.
High above them were the pink fairy army jets.
"Oh no, they've put out an ABB," Wanda said.
Cosmo asked, with a brush in his hand, "An Always Brush your Back?"
"NO," Iris yelled.
"We've got to find a place to hide," Trixie said.
"Hang on, I'm going to drive us into those woods over there," Timmy said and drove the stroller into the thick woods up ahead.
The woods were dark and thick, a perfect place to hide.
"Okay, we're in the dark and scary woods. But it's dark and scary," Cosmo yelled in fear.
His scream made the baby start to cry.
"Cosmo, you're scaring little Tallulah," Wanda said taking the baby.
"Yeah, well I'd cry to if my name were Tallulah," Cosmo commented.
"I agree," said Iris.
"Hold on, if the baby's laughter saved us, then I'm guessing that his cries will do the opposite," Trixie said, fearfully.
So sooner that she said this, the woods disappeared and a giant flashing neon sign that was pointed right at they appeared.
"Bad things happen," Wanda said.
"I wonder what happens when it burps." Cosmo asked.
The baby stopped crying and let out a large burp. The burp caused a large bolt of lightning to hit and electrocute Iris.
"Apparently lightning happens," Iris said bitterly.
"I'm sorry, Iris, but that's kind of funny," Trixie said trying to hold back her laughter.
"Enough, what are we going to do? Jorgen, Nacey, Anti-Cosmo, and the Pixies are hunting us down and we have nowhere to go," Wanda said.
"I know, you guys can leave the baby with me and Trixie," Timmy said.
"What," Cosmo and Wanda said and clutched their baby.
Iris stated, "It's a good idea!"
"Yeah, no one will know you left Lil T in my care," Timmy said.
"Besides, Iris and I'm going with him. We'll make sure nothing's going to happen to the baby," Trixie said.
"Lil T," Wanda asked with a raised eye brow.
"Yeah, like little Timmy, it's easier to remember," Timmy said.
"He's right, it is easy to remember," Cosmo said.
"We'll talk names later," Wanda said.
"That is SO true," Iris added.
Wanda looked at her baby for a moment, contemplating on what to do. She didn't want to put her baby away but if she were to ever see it again this was the only way. With a determined expression she gave the baby to Timmy.
"Here, and be careful," she said.
"Good luck Tommy and Betty," Cosmo said.
"I wish you two had a fake Timmy, Trixie, Iris, and baby," Timmy said.
Four dolls that looked like the said people appeared in the stroller. Cosmo handed a diaper bag to Trixie.
"Be careful you two," Wanda said maternally.
"We'll be fine, we'll meet you guys back home," Trixie said as she turned to Iris. She wished, "I wish we were back at Timmy's place."
Iris raised her wand and a flash later Timmy and Trixie were gone. Timmy, Trixie, and Iris arrived safely at the house with the baby in two. Trixie placed the diaper bag on the ground.
"We made it and we're alone with the baby," Timmy said breathing a sigh of relief. The relieved expression lasted for about a second before it was replaced with a look of horror. "We're alone with the baby," Timmy cried out and placed the baby on the bed.
"Timmy, calm down," Trixie said gently placing a hand on her boyfriend's shoulder.
"Yeah, after all," Iris added, "I'm here too and between the three of us, we can figure this out."
The baby's face scrunched into a crying expression.
"It's alright little baby," Trixie said gently and tickled the baby under its chin.
Timmy let out a relieved sigh.
"Thanks Trix," he said.
The baby's tummy growled, clearly stating that it was hungry.
"Don't thank me yet, just grab me a bottle from the bag, please," Trixie said and took the baby in her arms.
"Alright, let's see what mommy and daddy left for you," Timmy said to the baby.
Timmy took out two bottles, one listed for Cosmo, the other for the baby to be named later, Timmy chose the second one.
"I'll feed him," Timmy said.
Trixie nodded and handed the baby to Timmy. Timmy took the bottle and baby downstairs to the kitchen to heat up the bottle in the microwave. Once the bottle was done Timmy began feeding the baby while Trixie and Iris watched.
"Come on, let's go and take care of you," Timmy cooed to the baby.
The front door slammed open and Tamara and Terrance Turner stepped in wearing jogging gear.
"Hey kids, we were just out jogging in an attempt to delay aging," Mr. Turner said.
That's when Iris disguised herself as Trixie's hairclip.
"Timmy, can I have some of that sports drink," Mrs. Turner asked and took the bottle without even waiting for a reply.
"Mrs. Turner, that's not a sports drink," Trixie warned her boyfriend's mother but it was too late.
Tamara let out a large belch after taking huge sucks from the bottle.
"Suddenly sleepy...must curl up in fetal position," Tamara said before falling in a comfortable sleep on the kitchen floor.
"Timmy, why do you have a baby," Terrance asked his son.
"It's not a baby dad," Timmy told his father.
"That's right dad, it's my baby doll," Trixie chimed in, "And we just going to go now."
Trixie grabbed Timmy's hand and pulling him out the door.
"That was too close," Trixie said.
"Yeah, let's try to avoid my parents with the baby," Timmy said, still holding the baby in his arms.
"Why don't we go to the park? It'll keep us busy until Cosmo and Wanda meet back up with us," Trixie suggested.
"Sounds good," Iris responded, "At least the baby can get some fresh air."
That's when all four of them headed to the park. Timmy, Trixie, Iris, and the baby strolled through the park. Timmy was beginning to have trouble holding the baby and constantly had to adjust it in his arms.
"Iris, I wish we had a stroller," Trixie wished.
In an instant, the baby was being held in a red and yellow stroller. The baby giggled and the nearby ice cream man turned into a humanized bunny, scaring the children about to buy ice cream.
"Okay, that's funny," Timmy said. "I agree, I'm letting that one go," Trixie said with an amused smile.
Iris sighed, annoyed. Timmy and Trixie walked around the park with the baby in the stroller. So far the baby hadn't made a sound but Timmy, Trixie, and Iris were okay with that.
"Hey Trix, I've got a hankering for some ice cream," Timmy said.
"Me too," Trixie said, "Come on, I'll buy us some!"
"Poof, poof," the baby said softly.
The clouds turned black but instead of rain ice cream fell from the sky.
"Okay, I'll let this slide," Timmy said with a smirk as he held a large sundae, "Wow, Jorgen AND Nacey were off about you Lil' T, you magic's awesome."
Right after he said this, a chocolate cone fell down and landed on the baby's face, making it cry.
"Wanna bet," Iris asked.
"Uh-oh," Trixie said and rushed to clean off the ice cream.
"I take it back," Timmy said fearfully.
All of the ice cream began to move and form into a huge monster.
"This is really bad," Trixie said wavering her face.
Timmy attempted to make the baby stop crying by making funny faces but they didn't seem to work.
"Wait, your bottle," Timmy said.
Trixie grabbed the bottle out of her pocket and shoved the bottle into the baby's mouth. The monster began to melt and soon it was a puddle of melted ice cream.
"Okay, its over," Trixie said breathlessly.
The baby threw the bottle out of its mouth and began to hiccup.
"Please tell me hiccups are good," Timmy pleaded.
"Not exactly," Iris moaned.
Everywhere they looked, natural disasters formed from either the ground or the sky.
"Apparently hiccups mean natural disasters," Timmy said running with baby.
"No offense Timmy but we make awful parents," Trixie said running alongside him.
A large crack began to form in the earth and was drawing closer to Timmy, Trixie, and Iris. Jorgen appeared and close the crack like a zipper on a jacket.
"Do you now see what damage you two have caused? Give me the baby so that I may train it to control its magic. Trust me," Jorgen boomed.
"Don't do it Timmy," Trixie and Iris yelled over the roar of the wind.
"I'll never give the baby up," Timmy yelled in defiance.
The baby burped, sending a bolt of lightning and striking Timmy.
"You have my blessing," Timmy quickly said and handed the baby to Jorgen.
"Timmy no! It feels like a trap," Trixie cried.
Iris was about to agree when Jorgen laughed deeply and Timmy looked like he was in pain.
"You should have listened to her, Turner," Jorgen ripped his head off but it was actually a costume and Anti-Cosmo was controlling it.
"You," Iris yelled angrily.
"Oh yes, and look, we've teamed up," Anti-Cosmo said gesturing to H.P. who was controlling the movement of the Jorgen suit.
"Goodbye Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang," HP said with a boring laugh.
That's when Anti-Cosmo used his wand to 'poof' them away from Earth.
"What have we done," Timmy and Trixie said in unison.
Amie: Okay, this is going to be broken up accordingly into four parts.
Tim: Good thinking, Aim.
Timmy: Please read and review!
Trixie: And think outside of the box!