"Now, where the hell are we supposed to freakin' go?" Romano asked, scowl set in place on his face.
"Antarctica!"
"Cuba!"
"New Zealand!"
"Romania."
"France, the country of l'amour~"
"OMG, like, now way! How about, like, Poland?" An annoying voice said from behind them.
"What the! Feliks! When did you get here?" Germany asked in surprise.
"Poland?" Prussia asked, confused.
"Einfach ignorieren ihn Brüder." Ludwig sighed as he turned back towards Poland. "Who told you of our situation?"
"Well, like, Liet totally explained the, like, situation to me and it, like, really sucks! I mean, like, Gil may be annoying and all but he, like, was totally with me behind that, like, totally drab wall and stuff so I totally, like, wanna help in any way that I, like, can!" Feliks said and flipped his hair.
"Danke for the help, Poland, but I don't think-"Germany started to say but was cut off.
"Like, no matter what you, like, say I'm still gonna, like, totally help you." Feliks interrupted.
"Fine, do you have and ideas Polen?" Ludwig asked as he pressed his fingers to his forehead. Why him?
"Ohmygawd, like, yes!" Poland exclaimed as he placed a hand on Germany's shoulder.
"And what might that be?" France asked curiously while Feliciano and Antonio nodded their heads in agreement.
"OMG, like, hold your ponies." Feliks said and put his hand up in the classic "talk to the hand, bitch," style.
"Fine, Poland, do you have any suggestions on where our next expedition should be?" Ludwig asked.
"That's like, so much better!" Poland exclaimed as he put his hands on his hips. "Why don't you, like, just go back to, like, Germany?" Feliks asked them.
The others just stared at him in shock.
"D-did you just suggest something that could be helpful?" France whispered as he stared at the Pole, looking as if he would faint any second.
Spain and Feliciano were calling everyone they knew and Romano was yelling about it being the fucking apocalypse.
"Like, yeah, first I was gonna say, like, Sparta but then I, like, totally remembered you already, like, went to America." Poland said as he waved his hand dismissively.
While the others ran around, Prussia was standing there, staring at them in confusion. What. The. Fuck.
In German: (Got lazy) "Welcome to Poland Brüder." Ludwig said as they stepped out of the jeep.
"This place…" Prussia trailed off as he stared at the building.
"Yes!" Germany asked hopefully.
"Is retarded and annoys me." Gilbert twitched uncharacteristically in anger and stomped off to the front door.
"Uh…." Germany said as he stared after his brother. What was with the mood swings? And finally decided to follow the albino to the door.
"Well, like, totally come in!" Shouted back to the group and entered into the house. The other countries looked at said house. Oh. Mein. Gott.
"Pink, the house is pink." Romano stated in shock.
"Yay!" Italy and Spain yelled as they dragged the Southern Italian into the house.
"I, have no comment." Gilbert said emotionlessly and walked into the house with Ludwig.
"Pink, one of the colors of amour, I can't keep it waiting now!" Francis said and danced into the house.
"So, do you, like, totally want some, like, tea and Faworki?" Feliks asked as he sat them all down on his "totally cuh-ute!" green coaches.
"Sure, that would be great!" Spain smiled cheerfully and nodded his head vigorously.
"Like, alright, I'll, like, totally be, like, right back!" Poland said and disappeared into the kitchen.
"Is this really a good idea?" France asked as he stared at where the Pole had been last.
"Yeah ve~, I'm sure it is!" Italy defended it. "Ludwig, ask Gilbert if he can remember anything!" He asked and started jumping up and down excitedly.
"Okay, calm down. I'll ask him." Germany said as he attempted to calm down the Italian.
"Grazie Doitsu!" Feliciano said as he stopped bouncing up and down and just beamed up at the German.
"Y-You're welcome." Germany said blushing at the nickname Italy had gotten from Japan.
In German: "Brüder, what do you think so far? Do you remember anything?" Germany asked.
"I think this is the-"The Prussian started to say but stopped as the Pole entered the room again, holding a tray of tea and Faworki.
"Like, I'm, like, totally back and stuff!" Poland smiled and set the tray down.
"So, um… Poland, what do you suggest we do?" Spain asked and glanced curiously at Feliks.
"Why don't we, like, talk about past wars and incidents, like, with him?" Feliks suggested.
"Wow, two for two." Romano said, and suddenly scowled. "Let's just get started then."
"Okies!" Italy cheered and the started, Germany playing the part of a translator.
First up, Germany: "Well brother, back in 1947 after I lost the Second World War," Ludwig looked down in shame and regret, but continued, "You were dissolved because of me…" Ludwig trailed off. After a moment of silence he looked up, fear that his brother might hate him etched onto his face was immediately changed to surprise. His brother, Gilbert, the "military with a country", war torn and always having a goofy grin on his face and despise of all things sappy and "pussy" was smiling at him! Softly!
"I remember that, don't worry, I forgave you long ago." He assured the German and patted him on the shoulder.
"You remember that…" Germany gasped, shocked.
"No, well English and some things yes, but not… everything…" Prussia replied and sat back down.
"I see… at least we've made some progress." Ludwig said and sat back down in his seat.
Next, France: "Well my dear Prusse, back in the day you completely crushed me." France recalled as his face twitched and turned dark.
"Nothing." Prussia said straight faced and turned towards the next speaker.
"Why are you so cruel…?" France mumbled to himself and sulked in his emo corner. (i.e. Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club, he's French too…)
"My turn!" Spain cheered and jumped up to the Prussian.
"Yes?" He asked.
"Well, back in the War of Austrian Succession, you, me, and France all worked together to completely destroy Austria! That was when our friendship started…" Antonio said and immediately went into dream mode, sitting there, spaced out with a huge goofy grin on his face.
"Okay…?" Gilbert said confused, and decided to would be best to just ignore him.
"Our turn fratello!" Feliciano said and pulled his fuming brother away from the Spaniard he had been bombarding with tomatoes.
"Fine, let's just go." Lovino scowled and turned to face Prussia. "A while ago right before the 7 weeks war you helped us," he said and gestured to himself and Veneziano, "to gain independence from Austria." He explained.
"Got nothing, sorry." He shook his head earning a disappointed look from the other nations sitting in the sitting room. "We still have on left right? So don't worry."
'What's with the random mood swings?' They all sweat dropped.
"It's, like, totally my turn!" Poland said and jumped out of his seat.
"Well, go on." Germany said and waved his hand towards the Prussian.
"Like, ohmygawd, I was like, going to!" Feilks said angrily and looked towards the Prussian. "Okay, so like, a long time ago you, me, and Liet like all fought and Liet and I, like, totally crushed you."
"Liet?" Gilbert asked in confusion.
"Lithuania." Germany explained.
"Oh."
"So, like, do you, like, remember, like, anything?" Poland asked.
"Nein, just englisch, sorry." He apologized and stood up along with the others.
"It seems we should be going, Au revoir." France said and hurriedly pushed Prussia out the door, followed by everyone else.
"Like, okay! Do widzenia!"
"Thank Gott we got out of there." Germany said and face-palmed. "Idiot." He mumbled.
"He was retarded." Gilbert said with a disgusted look on his face.
"Yeah…" The others sweat dropped and looked anywhere but at the Prussian.
"Now what?" Romano said, clearly pissed off.
"Well, we could go to Germany like Feliks suggested?" Spain shrugged and smiled.
"Yeah, let's go! Let's go!" Italy said and started pulling Prussia away.
"Wait, hold up! Wait for us!" Germany said and they all ran to catch up with the Italian and the Prussian.
'Deutschland huh? Alright, let's go." Gilbert said thoughtfully and allowed himself to be dragged away by Feliciano. 'I have a good feeling about this.' He thought and smiled up to the sky. 'Yeah.'
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Sorry for the late update everyone! I just couldn't get a computer, in fact right now I'm on Aoi's computer and she's pissing me off so be glad. I already started writing the next chapter which will in fact be the last one. Yep, I lied! Special thanks to Kumajirou17 and Rinkuu for being the only two people to actually read the author's note in my last chapter, and just for being all together awesome. Lastly, if I don't get at least 5 reviews I will not post up the final chapter. Yeah, I threaten.
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-Akai