[NO!]
It had begun so well. The bag, lurid and pink, gleaming with naughty promise. Ash, almost as pink and boyishly eager as he held it out to her.
Misty peered inside, manoeuvring the tissue paper wrapping to one side.
"This better be a joke," she said carefully, her voice neutral and low. Ash's expression froze.
"I er, I er, I…" he stammered, the blush receding from his face to be replaced by pale fright.
"You are DISGUSTING!" Misty shrieked, thrusting the bag back into Ash's arms. He dropped it as if it were electrified.
"Misty! I, I, I!"
"Don't!" Misty drew herself up to her full height, turned on her heel and marched out of the room, leaving Ash shaking in her wake.
I mean, honestly! It was sick, she thought, furiously. The yellow silk baby-doll dress she could deal with, but the matching Pikachu ears and tail was just taking it way too far!
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