It was the middle of the night. And Snowpaw, Amberpaw, and Dewpaw crept out of the apprentices den, carrying rolls of toilet paper. They grinned at one another.
"All right, let's get to it." Amberpaw whispered. She tossed a toilet paper roll at the warriors den. It unrolled and it got caught in the brambles. The three apprentices threw all the toilet paper they had. Then they silly-stringed the den. Then they egged it. Then they covered the entrance in cobwebs. Then they ran away.
In the morning...
"Hum-dee-dum." Dovewing walked out of the warriors den. She walked right through the cobwebs. "Ew, ew!" she screamed. "Cobwebs are all over my face! EW! Help me!" she ran around in circles.
Jayfeather ran out of the medicine den. "EW!" he wailed. "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" he fainted.
Rainbowkit grabbed a Sharpie and drew a mustache and eyebrows onto Jayfeather. "HAHA!" she yelled.
Lionblaze dumped a bucket of cold water on Jayfeather's head. He woke up. "Whoa." Jayfeather twiddled his Sharpie mustache. "What happened? Wait... since when did I have a mustache?"
"Since I drew it on you!" Rainbowkit squealed.
Jayfeather screamed some more and fainted again.
Then, there was a clip-clop. Clip-clop, clip-clop! A pretty golden she-cat had ridden a horse into camp.
"What the..." Bramblestar whispered. Jayfeather awoke and had yet another freak-out.
The golden-furred cat leaped off the horse and shooed it away. "I am Goldenwing!"
"All hail Goldenwing!" the cats bowed to her.
"And this is my Chapstick!" Goldenwing held up a tube of strawberry Chapstick. "All hail the great Strawberry Chapstick!" the cats bowed some more.
Lionblaze, entranced, walked up to Goldenwing. "Can I touch it?" he whispered.
"No." Goldenwing whacked Lionblaze on the head.
"Pooey."
"Now, let's dance to Gangnum Style in honor of Goldenwing's arrival!" Bramblestar had recently downloaded the Gangnum Style song onto his iPhone. So the kits could listen to the song.
"Let's boogie!" cried Squirrelflight as the first line of the music blared from the speakers. "OPA GANGNUM STYLE!"
They danced for an hour.
"Boy, am I pooped," Squirrelflight murmured. "Time to nap!" she walked off towards the warriors den.
"Haha!" Seedpaw and Lilypaw giggled. They had filled the warriors den with laughing gas.
As soon Squirrelflight entered the den, she began to giggle. "Tee-hee!"
She walked out of the warriors den. She began to laugh. "Haha!"
She began laughing so hard she collapsed. "HAHAHAHA!" she screamed, rolling on the ground.
The cats began to stare at her.
"That is one insane cat." Fernlight and Goldenwing stared at her.
"Yeah." Goldenwing nodded.
Then, Gorgeousleaf leaped on Fernlight. "YOU STOLE MY TITLE!" she screamed. The battling duo writhed and screeched, and rolled away from Goldenwing.
"Wow." Goldenwing shook her head.
Lionblaze appeared behind her. "You came in the middle of a prank war!" he mewed cheerily. "Now...can I touch your chapstick?"
"NO!" Goldenwing smacked him.
"WATER BALLOON FIGHT!" cried Bramblestar. He ran into his den and brought out packages of water balloons. "Every cat gets a pack of balloons! We are fighting against the other Clans! One hit and you're out! Go over to the hoses!" he took his pack and ran to the "Hose Station". "Make your forts in the forest! Every tom for themselves!" he finished filling up his balloons and ran out of camp.
The Clan stared.
"That looks like fun!" cried Lionblaze. He filled up his balloons and ran into the forest.
The Clan soon followed.
"So, young'un, did I ever tell you about the story where I..." Purdy was talking to a tree, when a wrinkly old cat lumbered up.
"I am Freakishlyoldface. Have you seen my rainbows?"
"Huh?" Purdy turned from the tree. "Oh, hi there!"
"Hi. So, have you seen my rainbows?"
"No, but I have stories that I can tell you stories about rainbows!"
"No thanks." Freakishlyoldface walked off.
"All right, Dovewing, we'll go on ShadowClan's land and get them first. Remember, one hit rule!" Ivypool cackled (Ivypool and Dovewing had teamed up, as you can tell).
"Okay!" Dovewing sent out her special senses. "So, the closest ShadowClan cat to us is..." she paused. "Some cat that I've never seen before."
"Whatever!" Ivypool mewed. "Where is he?"
"It's a she, I think. And she's near the border."
"Okay, let's go!" Ivypool began to charge.
"SURPRISE!" they screamed as soon as they saw the cat. They both launched a water balloon at her. They missed.
The she-cat screeched in surprise, her eyes wide with fear. Then she sniffed the air, looked at the ThunderClan she-cats. "Oh, joy. ThunderClan fools." she went up to them, took out a pair of nunchucks, and used them to spank the two she-cats.
"What the..." Dovewing gasped.
"How random was that?" breathed Ivypool. "Is that even how you use nunchucks?"
"You're supposed to use water balloons, not weapons!" Dovewing whimpered in pain.
"Oh, right." the she-cat pulled out two water balloons, and dropped one on each sister. "Bye now." she began to walk away.
"Wait! What's your name?" Dovewing asked.
"Shadowheart."
"Nice to meet you!" Ivypool grumbled.
"Yeah, lovely. If I ever see you two again, it'll be too soon." Shadowheart unsheathed her claws.
"Those are bigger than Tigerstar's! And Scourge's! Oh my StarClan, those must be the biggest claws I've ever seen!" Ivypool breathed.
"Thanks." Shadowheart hissed. "I'm proud to have such long claws." she observed them. "And sharp, too."
"Well, we'll be, um, going now..." Dovewing stood up.
"That'd be a great idea."
The two she-cats staggered away, defeated.
Meanwhile...
Lionblaze had borrowed a tank and had water-bombed the Clans.
In conclusion, he won the water-balloon fight.
ThunderClan had a victory meal to celebrate Lionblaze's win. What they didn't know was that Chucklezkit had injected everything with hot sauce.
"AHHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!"
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