Undertaker: Jericho I have to show you something.
Jericho: Yeah What is I-
Taker hits him with a tire iron 3 times in the face and pins him.
1 2 3!!
Vince: Who might you be?
Guy: I'm an agent for Paramount I want to see the WWE Champion.
Undertaker: I'm that champio-
HBK rolls him up from behind .
1 .. 2.. 3!
HBK: I'm the WWE Ch-
Batista gives him a spinebuster through a table and pins him.
1 2 3!
Batista: You were saying?
Agent: We want the WWE champion in a movie with action, chicks, and you'll have a fun time.
Batista: Alright how much will I get pai-
Edge spears Batista.
1 2 3!!
Edge: what movie?
Agent: Uhh well a movie with lots of ac-
Kane chokeslams Edge but Undertaker boots Kane and pins him.
1 2 3!!
Batista powerbombs Undertaker.
1 2-
He kicks out.
Batista hits Everybody there but the agent with chairshots repeatedly and pins him again.
1 2 3!!
Agent: Ok let's go.
5 months later . . .
Vince: let's see how the movie is.
In the theater.
Movie after opening scene you see batista.
Batista in movie: I'm officer David a-
Even in the movie he got pinned by Kane.
1 2 3!!
Kane: I'm officer David a-
Jeff hits Kane with Camera 2.
1 2 3!!
Jeff: I'm off-
Matt: Look a dog!!
Jeff: Where?!
Matt rolls up Jeff.
1 2 3!!
It went like that for 2 straight hours then the credits rolled.
WWE meeting at headquarters.
Vince: The movie was liked for comedy than action by the way where is the WWE champion.
Jericho is being chased by Lashley and gets speared.
1 2 3!!
Vince: (sighs).