Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it the beginning and middle of New Moon would never have happened.
Are we there yet?
"Emmett were you just trying on a bra?"
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"no"
EMPOV
It was 10 minutes after the scene where I saw the rest of my family in the bra shop, since Rosalie dragged me off earlier. And of course they were still laughing and cracking jokes. I don't see what the problem with a very masculine man seeing what a bra would look like on him, for laughs only of course. Only Edward and co had to pick the wrong moment to find me, Alice's doing I suspect.
"Edward If you don't shut up I will kill Bella"
We all glanced over to Bella as we heard her heart speed up slightly in nervousness.
"Emmett do not get Bella involved in this"
"Well stop laughing"
"But it's oh so funny"
I looked seriously into the eyes of my ever so annoying brother as he tried to keep a straight face.
"Edward I will kill Bella. And in front of you"
"Emmett you are acting very childish now"
Before I could even come up with a remark Alice stormed over to us with a displeased look on her face.
Edward we're stuffed
Edward glanced over to me, his lips twitching up into a slight smile.
"EMMETT deal with it this was funny, get over it, and don't threaten Bella again or I will tell Rose that you've turned bisexual"
"Fine"
I was just about to turn to walk over to Jasper and Bella when everyone turned to look at me, including Bella.
"Wait a second Emmett"
"How the hell are you here?"
EPOV
Emmett's Flashback
Rosalie dragged Emmett by the collar of his shirt into the jeep.
"Rose Lo..."
"Don't say a fucking word"
Emmett reached over to Rosalie, who was now driving, to hold her hand but she just slapped it away.
"Rose it was a joke"
"I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A JOKE OR NOT YOU DON'T EMBARRESS ME IN PUBLIC OR GET OFF WITH DISGUSTING GAY HUMAN MEN!"
Emmett reached over again to grab her hand but this time she pushed his body away, resulting his body flying out of the car with the door still grasped firmly in his hand.
"Shit"
End Flashback
I began smiling widely as Emmett replayed what happened between him and his wife in his head. It was quite amusing really.
"Eddie!!!! You know you love me"
"Only if we don't do any more shopping Alice"
"Hmph"
So so so so ... very sorry about lack of update for like ages.. I had major studying to do. On the plus side I should have more time now and not as much writers block. YAY ........ On the down side, silly England have to wait an extra month while you Americans get Twilight on friday. -cry ...... ah well