Chapter 14 Traveling part 4
Now, before I rant on in the next paragraph, I just need to tell y'all faithful readers that this will be either the last update or the second-to-last update this summer. I just have so much going on, and I probably won't have time to update. I will try, though. I will try.
Secondly: I know, I know. I promised to have all OC's come in in this chapter, but I need one more chapter for traveling. People, all your OC's will come in next chapter. I promise.
Conflatulations to Lilystripe608! She got the 150th review!
Replies:
Moonshine57: Your OC will come (and go) in next chapter, okay?
Lilystripe608: Thank you for accepting my reasons on why I hate Doctor Who. Now, you can pet my pet unicorn.
LittleBittyKitty: The 'Golden arch' is a movie quote, not McDonalds. Doing the 'Golden Arch' means raising your eyebrow sassily.
Scarletpool: #SELFIEKIT WILL COME IN NEXT CHAPTER!
Popy380: I like him! He might be PinkypieMyLittlePony's mate, and he will come in chapter 15.
Brooksie: "No you didn't!"
Hi: Hi, other random person.
Lol: My point exactly!
I leik pie: I love pie! How dare you think I do not! I even make my own apple pie!
Lolololol: FAAAAAAAAART!
Lilystripe608: Were you the one who spammed me? :( . Oh well. And I like cake and pie equally. And, YOU GET TO EAT THE GOLDEN WAFFLE!
Stream the flows from rock: No, and that question isn't available to answer anymore. Sorry.
EnderFalls: Yesh!
Ligersrcool: Yea, I wasted 34 pages on brotherly bickering. It was fun though. I have 79 pages here on Microsoft Word. And I might use the insult. Oh, and do you know what dumkoff really means? 'Cause I don't! I just heard it on a song called 'Please Don't Tread on My Cheeseburger'.
Daparodymaster: Haha, you barfed (JK!)! And I actually thought it was a flame, but then I looked at the chapter you reviewed on. Then it made sense. And I always keep all OC's, even Poopyface's Royalbreeze. She will come back later.
Leafshine, Tru dat.
The sugar count is the same, since no one got the question right. The answer was the movie 'Spy Kids 4'.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, iPhone 4, Yamaha, Paramore, or Divergent.
WARNING: CONTAINS FOURTH WALL BREAKING!
"Well, we're off!" Dovewing cheered, and hopped back in the driver's seat.
"NO!" Everyone tackled her, and she was 'lightly' tossed in the backseat.
"So, who's gonna drive?" Who'sGonnaDrivekit said.
"I will." Lionblaze said.
"Okay!" Everyone hopped into the car.
"Wait, if the last two cats that drove were from the Three, then shouldn't someone not in the Three drive?" Smartkit said.
"That makes sense; I'll drive." Briarlight said. She got her boyfri-, I mean, Jayfeather, to lift her into the seat.
It turned out that Briarlight was a lot better than Dovewing (duh, Dovewing's stupid) and Jayfeather. At least she didn't swerve violently and hit signs. All she did was miss the stop signs, and she swerved right up to the authoress' house. (A/N: I know they live in England, and I live in the USA, but (like I said in the first chapter) screw laws of nature!)
"Well, the authoress likes Ivypool the best, so I say she knocks. With Lionblaze next to her with flowers." Jayfeather said.
"Oh no. Didn't you read her FaceBook (A/N; I don't have a FaceBook, so don't even try) profile? She loves you the most, and also had all of her dreams about you." Lionblaze said.
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"SHUT IT! DON'T MAKE THIS LIKE LAST CHAPTER!" Dovewing screeched, slapping the two of them.
"What the h*ll is all that talking outside?" The door opened to reveal a short blonde middle schooler. She had a violin in her hand, and a bow in the other. She was practicing her expensive Yamaha violin, as she was the first chair. Paramore music blared from her stereo.
"It's true! She's the authoress!" Lionblaze gawked. He grasped her face. "Are you real?"
"Yes, I am!" The authoress grabbed a crowbar and wrenched Lionblaze off of her with a pop! "Now, if you put your paws on me one more time, I'll make your mate be Stargleamstar!'
"Bleech!" Lionblaze stuck out his tongue, grossed out.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!" Stargleamstar screamed. Stink rose from her, and flies started flying on her purple fur, and her shoulder that Firestar likes and takes selfies with. She sobbed.
"Anyway, I know that I promised y'all that you could see my house, so come on in! Don't mind Poopyface and my dad." The authoress led them into her house. "Now, If y'all touch one thing other than the floor and the air, y'all might not be alive." The authoress put her hands on her hips.
Lionblaze dropped Divergent, which the authoress got on sale and slept with it in her arms until she finished it. Dovewing looked up at the authoress with her earbuds in her ears, sticking from the authoress' all-so-important iPhone 4. Ivypool stopped admiring her painting of dark swirls that the authoress spent 4 weeks to finish half of it.
"You heard me!" the authoress snapped. Everyone straightened up and followed the authoress.
The authoress opened up the door to her room, the herd of cats around her. She quickly shut it.
"Why can't we go in that room?" Askykit asked.
"It's too messy." The authoress kept walking into her dressing room. Her desk was covered in Jayfeather and Ivypool humanized drawings and sketches, along with the cover drawing for a story that might soon be available on fiction press dot net called Darklings.
"Okay." Askykit said.
"Woah." Everyone said. They all admired the authoress' artwork. She even was working on a cover for this story!
"This is boring." Amberchicken said.
"I agree." Nightflame pulled out a stick of dynamite. Leopardbreath pulled out a lighter, Bubblekat exploded it, and Rosemoon just sat there looking pretty.
"WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU B $T RD$ DO TO MY HOUSE?!" The authoress screamed from the rubble (A/N: the authoress has a bad potty mouth in this, because the authoress thinks that the authoress should be a potty mouth in here). "YOU WILL PAY!" The authoress used her authoress powers and changed Nightflame's obsession of blowing things up to blowing balloons up for parties.
"NOOO!" Nightflame screamed, and fainted.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" The authoress cackled. She then shaved 'Twilight sukz like crap!' in Leopardbreath's fur.
"WAAHHHHHH!" Leopardbreath burst into tears.
"That's for pulling out a lighter!" The authoress then made Bubblekat Bubblebutt.
"What?! I don't even have a bubble butt!' Bubblebutt gasped. The authoress howled with laughter, then did the unthinkable to Rosemoon.
Instead of sitting and looking pretty, she replaced her face with a demented derp face.
"WHAT?!" Rosemoon screeched, and flung herself onto the authoress. The authoress used the Force to fling Rosemoon in the other direction.
"You know what, this is starting to get boring to write," The authoress said, She grabbed her iPhone and teleported the clan cats back to England.
"Well, that was fun!" Dovewing said. Nightflame, Leopardbreath, Bubblebutt, and Rosemoon all looked at her, looked at each other, then back to Dovewing, and they lunged at her with pure hatred.
Well, let's conclude this fourth-wall breaking chapter with:
Dovewing's face was altered.
Do you think that I should do a talent show or a movie? If talent show, send in a canon/OC and their talent! If movie, either choose to see a movie or act in one.
Now, the question:
Which song was featured in Catching Fire by the band who made their top hit song's video about stuffed animals fighting each other that featured Lou Diamond Phillips? Post the 6th verse. (Yea, y'all have to do some research on this one! XD)