Title: April Fools

Summary: It's April Fools day in Fairy Tail.

Pairings: Implied NatsuxLucy, Implied BixlowxLisanna, Implied GrayxJuvia, Implied LaxusxMira, Implied GajeelxLevy, Implied One-Sided ErzaxCake, and general family friendship feels throughout the guild.

Authors Note: Really quick, I would like to thank Chartruese for giving me many ideas for the pranks and for helping me and being supportive while I wrote the story. I would also like to thank everyone for the follows, favorites, and reviews! They make me so happy! So don't forget to follow, favorite, and review, and I hope you guys had an exciting April Fools Day!

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"NATSUUUUUUU!" Lucy screeched as she burst through the guild doors. A few looked up at the enraged woman standing at the door, her face red and her body trembling. But others continued chattering lively and wrestling throughout the building. After all, it wasn't a day at Fairy Tail if Lucy didn't beat up Natsu at some point.

"Oh, hey Luce!" Natsu replied cheerfully, his face covered in hot sauce from his breakfast.

"Don't, 'hey' me you arse!" She hissed.

Natsu, upon feeling her deadly aura, shrivelled up slightly in fear. "I-I mean-"

"WHAT KIND OF PERSON IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BARGES INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND TRASHES IT!" Lucy screamed as she closed in on him.

"A-April F-Fools?"

"Who said flame brain is in his right mind?" Gray muttered with a smirk on the other side of the bar. Natsu turned to him, his fear suddenly forgotten when he heard the words come out of the ice mages mouth.

"Why you-"

"OH GRAY-SAMA! JUVIA LOVES YOU VERY MUCH TOO!" Juvia yelled happily as she lunged herself at Gray. Hearts could visibly be seen as she snuggled closer to his suddenly tense body, her dreamy smile brighter than anything anyone had ever seen.

"U-Uh- What are you-"

"Juvia got Gray-sama's note! How beautiful the lettering was, just like Gray-sama's body!" Juvia swooned, releasing Gray and clasping her hands together. Now everyone was staring at the love-struck girl, even Lucy, who had forgotten about her anger with Natsu.

"Wait, what?" Everyone asked in unison, their wide eyes glancing back and forth between Gray and Juvia.

"Well, Juvia woke up this morning to the sight of an envelope and a vase of roses next to her! Juvia opened the envelope, and there was a love letter from Gray-sama! He even signed it! Hear that, Love-Rival?" Juvia stated, her eyes narrowing towards Lucy and a sly smile creeping up her cheeks.

"I HAVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES I'M NOT YOUR LOVE RIVAL!" Lucy screamed. But despite Lucy's outburst, everyone's eyes were still pinned on Juvia and Gray, and silence filled the guild once more. That is, until someone burst out laughing.

"I-I'm sorry," Bixlow breathed out in between laughs, "I couldn't hold it in anymore!"

"Sorry! Sorry!" His 'babies' echoed.

Now the hysterical Bixlow was the center of everyone's attention. By then, he was on the floor, rolling around, gasping for air as he tried to calm his laughs.

"A-April Fools," He started, still unable to contain his laughter, "Babayy-"

"BIXLOW!" Lisanna screamed as she stepped into the guild. Bixlow's laughs came to a halt, but his face still held a mischievous grin.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY CLOTHES!" She yelled at him. He laughed again, but it was short lived when Lisanna came and punched him in the gut. And that's when everyone noticed it. Lisanna was wearing a long-sleeved, black and white striped shirt, dark blue poofed out pants and a long blue skirt-like clothing around her waist. The outfit that Bixlow generally wore.

Despite the fact that Bixlow was withering in slight pain from Lisanna's punch, he stuck out his tongue and smiled.

"You needed a wardrobe change, baby. I figured you like my clothes since you take 'em off all the time." Bixlow purred flirtatiously.

"Wardrobe Change! Wardrobe Change!" The wooden dolls chanted.

Lisanna flushed. Her anger had completely vanished and now she was extremely flustered. "B-Bixlow, w-what the h-hell are you g-g-going on about. I-I have n-never-"

"Tell that to my bed, baby," He whispered with a very satisfied grin.

"Bixlow!" She screeched.

"Awh," Mira started, resting her head on her hand, "You two will make such a good aunt and uncle for my little baby." She patted her stomach happily.

Silence filled up the guild once more. Quiet, surprised silence. But that was instantly interrupted by an outburst by the entire guild.

"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed at Mira.

"Who's the dad?"

"When are you due?"

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Everyone questioned excitedly, completely oblivious to the slightest bit of static in the air. But it became quite obvious when a lightning bolt shot through the ceiling, the source being a veryy angry Laxus.

"Who the hell is the bastard that did this to you," Laxus growled. Mira smiled at him calmly, standing up from her place at the bar so she could walk towards him.

"Who do you think?" She whispered, walking her fingers up and down his chest. Everyones eye twitched. How could there have been two very intimate relationships in the guild that they didn't know about? And from the same bloodline?

Laxus looked away from Mira and humphed, but to anyone who was looking closely there was a small smile trying to crawl out of his mouth.

"It's been so long though," He muttered.

Mira nodded and smiled as she nuzzled closer to him.

"It has, maybe a bit too long, but we're gonna have a family now," She whispered. By then, the entire guild was either gagging or swooning, but the couple ignored them.

"So-"

"I've already thought of a name," Mira murmured excitedly, "I want it to be April!"

Laxus raised an eyebrow, "April?" He questioned. Mira nodded happily.

"Yup, April Fools."

Everyone deadpanned, and it felt as if air had been let out of a balloon. They were finally going to have another kid in the guild again, but the damn date ruined it.

"EVERRRR! I'M BACK WITH YOUR TAMPONS!" Elfman bellowed as he stepped into the guild, interrupting everyones sad thoughts. And sure enough, there the tampons were, Elfman holding up the box loud and proud.

Everyone burst out laughing, tears slipping down their cheeks as the happy sound filled the air. Evergreen looked up from the magazine she was reading, trying to keep an expression of annoyance, but her mouth continued to twitch.

"Damn," She muttered, "I was hoping he would be gone for at least another hour."

But no one payed attention to her, they were too busy making fun of Elfman.

"H-Having some lady problems, Elfwoman," Natsu sputtered.

"How would you know what those are, fire breath? Have some of those lady problems yourself?" Gray asked, still laughing at Elfman.

"Ha, do I look like a lady to you?" Natsu started, crossing his arms over his chest, "Lucy has them all the time. She always uses those and won't let me-"

"oKAY NATSU!" Lucy shouted, placing her hand around his mouth, "L-lets not tell the guild about that." But everyone could already tell by Lucy's flushed face and quick movements what was going on. Mira squealed, Gray's jaw dropped, and Levy nearly fainted with happiness.

Luckily, Gajeel caught her just in time so that she didn't hit the ground.

"Hey, you okay shrimp?" He muttered.

"Y-Yeah," She whispered in return, a blush beginning to spread across her face.

"Y'know, I was going to give you a present, but it you seem a little dizzy right now, it might not help-"

"No, that's okay," She said quickly, filled with sudden excitement for her present. Gajeel grinned and a small 'gihihi' escaped his lips. He pulled a small box out of his pocket, it was horribly wrapped but Levy didn't mind.

She ripped off the wrapping paper excitedly, which revealed a book. A very nice looking book. Levy squealed and stared at it, her eyes dancing with happiness.

"Oh my Mavis, Gajeel! I've been looking for this book everywhere! It must have costed a fortune!" Gajeel shrugged and grinned.

"It was nothin'" Levy smiled and flipped through the pages, and her smile suddenly vanished. Giant holes were ripped through each and every page, leaving only a few letters to be visable.

"You did not."

Gajeel's grin grew.

"I did too."

Levy's eyes gleamed with anger as she snapped the book shut. Let's just say that by the time Levy was done with him, he was almost unrecognizable.

"You really shouldn't do these kinds of things," Erza stated loudly, "Pranks just end badly for everyone," just then, the cake she had ordered slid to her on a plate and a dreamy smile replaced her serious face.

Erza picked up her fork and pierced it through the cake as she licked her lips excitedly. Gently, she picked up the fork with a small portion of cake on it and took a bite. At first, her dreamy smile stayed in its place, but it then suddenly became distorted and disgusted.

"D-Dirt?" She spat out, wiping off her tongue with a napkin. She swiveled around her stool and stared at the frozen, pale, scared faces of her friends before her. Her eyes gleamed as they narrowed at all of the suspects.

"Prepare to die."

By the end of the day, everyones slaughtered, scared bodies lay limp below Erza. Though she had kept every soul alive everyone laying at her feet wished greatly that they were dead so they wouldn't have to endure the pain they went through. From that day forward, no one pranked anyone ever again.