This one proved I have been writing too much on the kink meme now. The anons there connected me to another story of mine :U

Fujoshi Paradise

Karisawa Erika was talking animatedly to Yumasaki Walker as they left the maid cafe, commenting on the tsundere maid they had this time and how cute she was when Erika spotted a black notebook lying on the floor, her eyes sparkled and she pounced.

"Yumacchi! Yumacchi! Look, I found a Death Note."

Walker looked in awe for a moment. "Do you see a shinigami yet?"

Erika tapped her chin, looking around. "I'm sure Ryuk will show up eventual! Or maybe it will be a different shinigami!"

Walker nodded. "Should we test this Death Note?"

Erika's expression darkened, growing serious. "This is a big responsibility Yumacchi. Being able to kill people at whim, being able to contort destiny..."

They stared at each other until Erika grinned. "Who should we try it on?"

Walker placed a hand on his chin, thinking. He held up a hand "Oh, I know- my old math teacher Kitamura Takeshi and my old gym teacher Matsumoto Haruna. They both tried to fail me!"

Erika shrugged, she didn't know these guys, so why not. She scribbled their names together. "Now we just browse the net and see if anything happens!

[DOLLARS FORUM]

[Do any of you remember Kitamura Takeshi and Matsumoto Haruna? They announced an engagement yesterday.]

[Like... together? Aren't they guys?]

[Yeah, but they randomly fell in love. It was really weird.]

Erika rolled the thought in her head. Perhaps her Death Note wasn't really a Death Note after all. She eyed the book. There was no cryptic writing on it... nothing omnious other than the color. Perhaps, it was possible that this particular Death Note was a Love Note!

This was bad... very bad...

For the people of Ikebukuro, that is.

It was as if a gay frenzy had struck Ikebukuro. And Shizuo wasn't sure why this bothered him so much. But it seemed like every couple he passed was two guys. He'd run into two guys making out against a vending machine... and then he'd almost walked in on two guys fucking in an alley way.

Shizuo shuddered. Should he go into hiding? Was it something in the air? He hoped to god it wasn't contagious.

"Ah it's Shizu!"

Shizuo's brow twitched at the name but looked at the woman who walked up to him. Who was this again?

Erika eyed Shizuo... her eyes twinkling as they dawned on something. Why hadn't she done this before? Shizu-chan and IzaIza had a lot of sexual frustrations to sort out... and she'd be damned if she wouldn't allow them to finally release their frustrations. But the real problem was... who should be seme? Shizuo seemed like the best choice due to size and strength... but Shizuo was a little tsundere and Izaya was yandere-ish.

Shizuo frowned as he waited for the girl to speak to him. What the hell was she doing?

She smiled, seemingly coming to a decision. She looked up at him with that creepy smile. "You'll make a good seme, Shizu!"

Shizuo blinked. What the fuck?

He shook his head and began stalking off, pulling out a cigarette. He lit it, trying to ignore the two guys across from him sharing an ice cream cone, one holding it while the other licked it obscenely, giving his partner bedroom eyes. Shizuo shuddered. What he wouldn't give to see the flea lick an ice cream cone like that...

Wait...

He shook his head. Why did he suddenly think that? He must be getting sick. That was it. He rounded another corner, wanting nothing more than to get home. He spotted two girls making out, rubbing against each other... he had the sudden urge to want to rub against the louse...

Argh!

He sped up, hoping to get closer to his apartment so he could lock himself up before he did something stupid.

"Shizu-chan! There you!"

He froze. Oh fuck. This was the very last person he wanted to see. His eyes looked at Izaya, who was wearing his coat low, his shirt looked a little disheveled and those pants... seemed to cup his perfect bottom in a way Shizuo had never noticed before. His cock swelled as he eyed the other man, who was panting.

Was it even possible for Izaya to run out of breath? Why else would he be panting?

Izaya mewled loudly, lowering his coat even lower, showing off his neck. "Fuck me, Shizu-chan!"

Whoa... Shizuo's jaw dropped as Izaya walked over to him, rubbing against him. That perfect bottom rubbing his crotch area. Shizuo snarled. Izaya panted and purred. "Fill my ass, Shizu-chan! It itches for you to be in it!"

"Fuck, flea! Stop talking."

"I will once you fuck me!"

When Izaya had forced Shizuo's hand down his pants through the back, having his palm grab that ass, Shizuo snapped. He ripped off those black pants, snarling as he pulled his down harshly. "God damn it flea, when the fuck did you get so sexy?"

"I've always been sexy, Shizu-chan! The real mystery is when did you get so sexy!"

Shizuo groaned, rubbing his cock as he moved forward, taking hold of Izaya's cock. The brunet mewled, thrusting into Shizuo hand, their cocks grinding together. Shizuo shuddered. "Fuck, flea!"

"Mnn! Shizu-chan!"

Unbeknown to them, Erika was sitting atop a roof now, sitting on a lawn chair, drinking a drink with a little umbrella sticking out of it. She held the binoculars closer as she noticed them. "Oh! They are frotting! We have frottage in the house!"

"Is this good enough, Erika-sama?"

She looked down at Dotachin, who was massaging her feet. She felt bad for taking advantage of her friends, but, hey... who wouldn't? She grinned at him. "Amazing."

"Is your drink to your liking, Erika-sama?"

She looked at Togusa and waved. "Yeah yeah."

Walker was busy fanning her with a large fan. She held the binoculars back up and grinned as she watched her dreams come true.

Izaya's eyes rolled back as his hips twitched, the precum from their thrusts was starting to make small squelching noises... it was turning him on even more! He needed it... needed Shizuo inside of him! He growled as he pulled away.

Shizuo snarled, too turned on to form words. Why the fuck was the louse pulling away? He wanted to fuck him... fuck him so hard. He licked his lips like a lion staring down a gazelle. Izaya shuddered, leaning against the alley wall, bending over. He massaged his testes and moved to his cock with one hand and held back one of his cheeks with the other. Shizuo shuddered as he looked at the glistening pucker.

"Fuck, you already prepped yourself..."

Izaya let out a horny mewl. "I couldn't wait for Shizu-chan! The dildo mold of your cock was good enough for awhile, but mn... I need you!"

Shizuo's cock twitched. Somewhere in his mind he wondered why the fuck and how the fuck that Izaya had a replica of his dick, but right now... the 'I need you' rang louder in his mind.

He took hold of those slim hips and thrust, roaring as he breeched the ring of muscles. Izaya panted, pushing against that cock, it slid in deeper. "More, fuck, more!"

"Nngh! Greedy little shitty flea!"

He sunk in deeper, groaning as he pushed himself inside completely. He grinned a deadly grin as he took pause, feeling Izaya's inner muscles clenching at his prick tightly, the muscles massaging at him.

"Oh... fuck, flea!"

"Nnngh! Shizu-chan!"

"Ha... nngh."

He was moving. His hips moving back and forth, his cock sinking into that sinful heat and pulling back out. He raised his hands, placing them over Izaya's.

Izaya purred as his fingers curled, taking Shizuo's with it. "Fuck, Shizuo!"

A shiver ran up from Shizuo's toes to his head. He began moving faster, pumping in quicker. "Nn... Izaya!"

And suddenly, their tempo slowed down. Their thrusts becoming more precise and deeper. Izaya's head lolled back, resting against Shizuo's shoulder as the man pushing in and out of him. Izaya looked up at him, his rust colored eyes meeting Shizuo's brown. Shizuo dropped his head just right, planting a kiss on the other man's mouth. Izaya hummed against the kiss, their hips rolling against each other and then the tempo was back. Their hips snapping together quickly. Shizuo reached over, grasping Izaya's cock.

"Shizu-chan! Haaa!"

Shizuo knew they weren't going to last, he pounded harshly, aiming for the spot that made Izaya scream the most. The brunet panted and came all over Shizuo's hand. Shizuo growled, coming into Izaya in large spurts.

They fell down from their high, panting and shivering. Shizuo leaned against Izaya, pressing the smaller man into the wall. He licked his lips as he leaned his head down, scattering wet kisses over Izaya's neck. Izaya chuckled, reaching behind him to rub Shizuo's back, lowering his touch as he grasped Shizuo's ass... pressing him into him, keeping him there until Shizuo's half hard cock began to fill and his hips moved gently. Oh so gently.

"Mm... Shizu-chan."

"Flea..."

"Shizu-chan..."

"Izaya..."

Erika squealed as she watched the two of them thrust gently against each other, their mouths moving, forming each other's names as they had moved from fucking to making love. She sighed in fangirly happiness. This Love Note was amazing! Her OTP finally became a reality.

And what more could a fangirl ask for!