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Prologue- Weapon X. It's a torture chamber where non-mutants take mutants and conduct sick tests on them so they can fight terrorists located in Alberta, Canada. Weapon X is what made the mutant named Wolverine have metal bones and claws, they also created his young clone who is now a member of the X-men. Recently they captured a young Russian mutant named Piotr Rasputin and separated him from his family. He has the power to turn his whole body into organic steel and used it to escape Weapon X, being to far from his home he went to the only place it was safe for him to go, the Charles Xavier Institute. To capture him Weapon X sent an assassin named Deadpool who was already at the mansion to capture another runaway, Wolverine.

The New X-Men

By w00tmaster 93

Chapter 14- Going Steady

Narrator- Kitty Pryde

Scott was on his knees in front of Jean on the verge of crying…and of course the rest of the X-men were watching, including the new Russian guy. His name is Piotr but the professor wants us to call him Colossus, he's kind of weird and shy. But he's only been for a few days.

"Please Jean…I love you. I would do anything to go out with you," Scott said.

"Um Scott, I have to go to the bathroom, we'll take about this later…in private," Jean replied.

"Ok," Scott got up and walked to his room and locked the door.

"My god, that guy is emotional," Rogue said.

"You shouldn't use the lord's name in vain Rogue," Kurt said. He was in his human form, he had white pasty skin and bushy black hair. He still looked a little scary.

"Yeah, I guess I forgot that you are Mr. Religious," Rogue said.

"Oh well, at least you reminded me it's time for my nightly Bible study," Kurt said and teleported to his room.

"Hey Kitty, I bet Kurt likes you," Bobby said to me.

"No way, he would never like me, he's a Catholic German boy and I'm Jewish. There's no compatibility there," I said.

"Oh come on, don't tell me you haven't noticed how he stars at you with those weird yellow eyes of his," Ororo said. "So…do you like him?"

"I don't know, I never thought about it," I said.

"Look, does the fuzzy elf turn you on or not?" Bobby asked. That was probably the weirdest sentence I've ever heard in my life.

"Well…not when he's in furry form," I said.

"Do I turn you on?" Bobby asked.

"None of you understand that your childish relationships mean nothing. What really matters is the fact that all of you are alive and happy," Piotr said and walked away to his room.

"I can't believe I have to share a room with him," Logan said.

"Hey Logan, are you over Jean yet?" Rogue asked.

"I don't know. I still have feelings for her but if she doesn't like me, I'll be fine. I don't even think I care about her anymore," he said.

Kurt teleported back to the living room (where we were) and started talking to Logan. "Guess what Logan, Jean just told me she likes you,"

"Really? Awesome!" Logan said.

"No, I'm just kidding," Kurt said.

"I'll kill you, you fuzzy bastard," Logan yelled and chased him away. Another weird sentence.

"Well, it's almost midnight, come on Rogue let's go to bed," Ororo said and she walked away to her room with Rogue.

"Well Kitty, It looks like it's just you and me now…wanna watch T.V.?" Bobby said.

"Sure," he turned it on. That movie that they made about Spider-man was on. After a while Bobby yawned and put hi arm around me. "Um…Bobby?"

"What?"

"Your arm is around me," I phased out of the couch and walked up the stairs.

"Wait, Kitty, don't go,"

"Why not?"

"Well, you're one of my best friends and is it really that bad if my arm is around you?"

"I guess not," Bobby smiled.

"Come on, sit down," I went back on the couch. 15 minutes later he had his arms around me and by the movie was over, we were making out. I don't know how it happened, but it just did. Our tongues were dancing with each other and his hands were in my hair.

"You're so hot," he said.

"You're not bad yourself," I replied.

"Damn, I don't know if this is a school for mutants kids or a school for pimps and hookers," a voice said. We booth screamed and looked behind the couch.

"Who the Hell are you?" Bobby asked.

"My name is Deadpool, I'm 6'2" 210 lbs. and I enjoy killing people and appearing in poorly written fan fictions. Now I've got a couple questions for you. Where are Wolverine and Colossus and who was that guy who played the Green Goblin in the Spider-man movie?"