I am currently desperately awaiting the premiere of iTwins. Therefore, you get this. :D Wootness! Yes? I hope this is wootness...hm...
Anywho. I decided to make this an all-dialog chapter (besides one line). I've read a couple other ones, but I've never tried it before, so here I go. I hope it's good! Freddie is the first one to speak, fyi.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly. Obviously.
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iOceango
word: oceangoing
"Give me a word to describe a boat."
"Why?"
"Just give me a word to describe a boat."
"Fredward, this is weird, even for you."
"Shut up, Puckett."
"I thought you wanted a word to describe boat."
"I do."
"How can I give you a word to describe a boat if I shut up?"
"Ugh. You're impossible."
"I know. It's part of my charm!"
"Psh. What charm?"
"You wouldn't know. You don't have any."
"Whatever! I have plenty of charm!"
"Benson, you just asked me to give you a word to describe a boat. That would classify you as someone with all zero charm."
"Sam, it is absolutely impossible for someone to have "all zero" of something."
"How do you know?"
"Because I do! Common knowledge, Puckett. Something you so obviously lack!"
"Whatev, Benson."
"..."
"..."
"So. Give me one word to describe a boat."
"Oh my gosh. You never give up, do you?"
"No, I do not."
"Fine. Oceangoing."
"Oceangoing?!"
"Yes. Oceangoing."
"Is that even a word?"
"I dunno. But it's cool-sounding."
"What would it even mean?"
"What does it sound like it would mean? It describes something that oceangoes."
"I know "oceangoes" is not a word."
"But oceangoing is. A cool one, at that."
"As I said, you're impossible."
"But you love me anyway."
"Maybe just a little."
"Or a lot."
"Eh."
"Uh! Jerk!"
slap
"..."
"..."
"Okay. A lot."
"That's what I thought."
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