Pheonix-Syren, maybe Christian and Mor muses should hook up. They flirt an awful lot. Edge muse's a bit conflicted. I luv Jeff Hardy Edge Randy, thank you, next chp's here. AnonymousPunk, thank you I love me some foursome action :P And Jeff/Edge/Matt/Christian would be a hott foursome IMO, XD. Animal Luvr 4 Life, thank you, XD. Esha Napoleon, I think my Matt muse needs therapy. We all know he loves Adam ;) wrestlefan4, lol, I don't think Bigfoot's TBS. That would be odd. But, stranger things have happened in my head O.o Dark Fae Angel, my Matt muse has basically taken over. P.S. Lol, that'll be my fave game! XD! Me and Anna got into this odd convo after SD about how he keeps pulling up his tights to annoy me everytime they slip down a bit. I said they should tie his hands up so he couldn't pull them up. But, she said he couldn't wrestle that way. And, eh, he'd probably find a way to pull them up to annoy me anyway even if his hands were tied above his head.. Hey, maybe Jeff could pull them up for him...? Then as soon as Edge said 'thank you', Jeff could yank them down and leave him like that as Edge called him names and whined.. that'd be for my amusement :P I felt like rambling.. (blinks) What? I'm eating Skittles.. (giggles) Sugar... Yum.. (chewing happily)
Muse Troubles;
Chapter fourteen/ 'Sulking'
Rated; M/ L, (talk of kidnapping, mild violence, attempted kidnapping)
Set-up; Letting my muses read my reviews as they sulk at the same time. Edge is conflicted. May 2/2009
In Email; My muses are so conflicted. It's driving me batty.
Edge muse: You're being driven crazy? I'm the one who's alone.
Terrah: You are a lucky bastard and you can't see that. First, Randy wants to hold you hostage, last 200 times I checked, that was a sexy piece of man. Then Jeff holds you hostage.. yeah, I dun need to explain that one. Then, after Randy and Jeff, and Miz, get done tossing you back and forth.. like an idiot, you escape! Only.. and this is a bonus, to be held hostage by Matt!
Edge muse: (swallows, listening to me attentively)
Terrah: Are you insane?
Edge muse: (begins to bite on fingernails) I like being in control.
Terrah: This is MY head. I am never in control. Being in control makes you crazy. Sometimes you have to give in once in a while to keep the balance and not go off the deep end. Thanks, Mor!
Mor muse: (from the house) Welcome!
Edge muse: I miss Jeff.
Terrah: So..?
Edge muse: But, I like Matt.
Terrah: (nods) Tough call. Well, see ya when you get shit straightened out. Imma go see how my Hardyz are doing.
Edge muse: Don't leave me.
Terrah: But, I'm tired of talking to you.
Edge muse: But, I'm lonely.
Terrah: (sighs) That was your fault.
Edge muse: (tugs at hair) No. It was yours. You read that story where Jeff said, whilst dominating me.. Your fault, BTW, for giving people the inspiration..
Terrah: I wasn't the first to do that. Check my faves. Jeff's topped you before.
Edge muse: (twitches) I realize this! Anyway, in the story Jeff said I shoved everyone away.. and I have..
Terrah: That's not true. Now, Imma go.
Edge muse: No.
Terrah: Yes. (leaves Edge to sulk)
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Matt muse: Jeff, stop. It had to be done.
Jeff muse: (tosses new potted plant against the wall)
Christian muse: (shakes head) Welp, there goes another plant. We'll have to buy another.
Mor muse: That would be pointless. Jeff will destroy it as well.
Jeff muse: You let him go! After you stole him from ME! Why? Why would YOU do that, MATT?!
Terrah: My Edge muse is lonely.
Matt muse: Is he insane? He's been held hostage by almost every muse in your head and HE'S LONELY!
Terrah: That wasn't the point. Jeff held him captive, but he didn't show him love. Randy was too busy scheming to pay attention to him. And I dunno, nor do I think I wanna know what you did to him, Matt. He has feelings, y'know. Sheesh.
Matt muse: We just talked. (hangs head)
Jeff muse: (slouches) I miss Addy. (pouts)
Christian muse: I miss Matty.
Matt muse: I'm right here.
Christian muse: (huffs, crosses arms and turns the other way)
Terrah: (sighs) Please, figure this out. I wanna get back to my sex stories.
HBK muse: (points) Blaspheme! (leaves)
--xx--
In Email; I have given up on them. Let them sulk. My head hurts.
--xx--
Reading reviews for 'Muse Troubles'; I'm letting my muses read my reviews.. or, well, Edge.. since he refuses to sulk alone. Mor decided to butt in the conversation.
Edge muse: (points to chp 7's reviews) Hey, I dun like when they call me annoying.
Terrah: You're bugging me.
Edge muse: I am not annoying. (pouts)
Terrah: Have you figured out that thing yet?
Edge muse: No, I haven't. I'm choosing to ignore it.
Terrah: Okay. Fine.
Mor muse: I agree with Animal Luvr 4 Life, you are annoying.
Edge muse: Terrah. Make him lemme alone.
Terrah: That wasn't my fault, BTW. Calling you annoying.
Mor muse: Nope, AnonymousPunk's fault. Love her for that. (smiles)
Terrah: Hey, at least you're annoyingly cute.
Edge muse: (huffs)
RE; Anna; Lol. Edge is a good anger huff'er.
In Email; Yes, he is.
Edge muse: Hey! That's not nice. (huffs)
RE; Anna; Once again, always huffing about something or another.
--xx--
More of the convo/ from JoMoFan-spot's review.
Terrah: Randy and Jeff double teaming you? I had that idea from 'Sold'. Guess, I now know where I got it.
Edge muse: I dun wanna do the double penetration.
Terrah: Oh, relax. It wasn't gonna be with Randy.
Mor muse: Terrah wanted Jeff and Matt to do it.
Edge muse: And how do you know?
Mor muse: We discuss everything.
Edge muse: (seethes)
Terrah: If you feel any better, I was gonna let you and Jeff double penetrate Matt in a one shot. You'd be dominant to both Hardyz.
Mor muse: That was Christian's idea. (smirks)
Edge muse: (grins arrogantly) I always did love that guy.
Terrah: I also wanted to have you and Matt dominate Jeff that way. Double penetration. But, I got my fantasies mixed up...
Mor muse: Also Christian's fault.
Edge muse: (sighs) Sometimes he can be ditzy.
--xx--
RE; Anna; My Randy muse is eyeballing Jeff once more but he's too scared to do anything when.. well, if looks could kill then Randy would've died from the glare that Matt has locked on him while he keeps one arm around Jeff muse.
In Email; Thank goodness looks can't kill.
Terrah: So, Mor, did anything happen with Randy when you were kidnapped before Mizzie saved you?
Mor muse: No comment.
Edge muse: Knowing Randy, he fucked him silly.
Mor muse: Hey, that's.. none of your business.
Terrah: Ooh, denial.
Mor muse: Shut up. (pouts)
Terrah: JoMo's right, you two would be a hott couple.
Mor muse: (blushes furiously) Don't think so.
Edge muse: (mocks Mor's seriousness) Face it, Mor, you're a bottom.
Mor muse: (mocks Edge's arrogance) WRONG!
Edge muse: Stop that!
Mor muse: You stop it!
Terrah: (groans) Guys, outta popcorn.
Mor muse: So? You're also a bottom. Jeff, Randy, and Matt have all had your pretty ass.
Terrah: (raises eyes) Pretty ass?
Edge muse: Pretty boy thinks my ass is pretty.. (ponders) Wait..
Terrah: (giggles)
Mor muse: Terrah, make him stop saying I'm pretty.
Edge muse: I didn't say you were pretty. I was mocking that you think you're pretty.
Mor muse: Whatever.
Edge muse: And, F.Y.I. I am both a top and a bottom.
Terrah: Ooh, he admitted it.
Edge muse: (blushes) Only a bottom for Jeff.
Mor muse: And Randy. (snorts)
Terrah: (grins) And Matty.
Edge muse: Me and Matty didn't do anything.
Terrah: (sarcasm) Riiiight.
Mor muse: (sarcasm) We sooo believe you. (rolls eyes)
Edge muse: (groans in frustration)
--xx--
RE; Anna; Well, Randy did try to do the same that Edge had tried to do. Only Randy wasn't able to tie Jeff down to the bed before he was knocked to the floor by Matt intent to beat the life out of him.
In Email; Matty spoils the fun.
--xx--
Chp six review/ Chp 1 JoMoFan-spot 'Muse Troubles' About Edge being a pretty dude.
Terrah: JoMo wants to prove the point with pics.
Edge muse: JoMo doesn't need to. I've seen your pics. (glares at horny writer)
Terrah: (whistling innocently)
Chp six review/ Chp 2 JoMoFan-spot 'Muse Troubles'.
Randy muse: JoMo agrees I am a top.
Edge muse: Stay away from me, Randy.
Randy muse: Don't worry, Addy. I'm not here to try and kidnap you. I just wanted in on the debate.
Mor muse: (lack-luster) Horray. Orton's here.
Randy muse: Quiet! Don't make me take your pretty ass again. You don't have Miz to save you.
Mor muse: (gulps)
Terrah: Ha! I knew Randy got your ass.
Mor muse: (huffs and turns away)
Edge muse: This is not fair. This is my time with the writer. I've had no time w/ her b/c I've been tied up and..
Mor muse: Quit whining for a split second, will you? My head hurts.
Edge muse: (glares at Mor)
--xx--
RE; Anna; Which leave it to the Edge and Randy muses to take over the bedroom closest to the only bathroom in the house that they live in. Oh, yeah, there's actually two sofas. Chris sleeps on the second one. But, anytime Randy muse or Edge muse is lurking around their bedroom and if Jeff has to piss or take a shower or something he runs his ass off then locks himself in the bathroom till Matt comes to save him.
In Email; At least in your head Jeff's still the one being chased. In mine, for some unexplained reason, b/c of 'Sold' I guess, my Edge muse is the one being chased.
--xx--
Musing about muses.
In Email; Is it possible to trade muses? I think they just pop up and disappear. Like JBL and Chavo disappeared-- they were no help, just good for comic relief when other musi hurt them. And then Christian showed up not too long ago.
JoMoFan-spot; Chp 6 Review; "I cant believe that your Mor muse dont believe that he's a bottom. He is so bottom. Give him a spanking and he'll see it our way."
Terrah: Who wants to give Mor a spanking?!
Mor muse: (looks around nervously, squeaks and hides)
Edge muse: Now, he's gone. (sighs)
Randy muse: And, sans Terrah, who can't do a damn thing, we're all alone. (grins sinisterly)
Terrah: (groans)
Edge muse: (gulps)
Randy muse: (advances slowly toward Edge)
Edge muse: (backs up against wall) Terrah, help me.
Terrah: (whines in frustration) Randy! Damn it.
Randy muse: (grabs at Edge)
Edge muse: (ducks and runs away)
Jeff muse: (blasts Orton with a chair)
Randy muse: (out)
Jeff muse: Leave my Addy alone, Randy! Here, Edge! (looks around for Edge) Where'd he go?
Terrah: (shrugs) I was having fun. Oh, well..
Jeff muse: C'mon, Addy. Imma be better this time.. I swear.. Damn.. (stomps foot childishly)
--xx--
RE; Anna; Did you see what one part I had sent to you about Jeff running around yelling that he would never listen to his brother again before he called him fat, cranky and bossy? Then he was tackled before he got to say 'fat'.
In Email; Yes. Matty does have a bit of a gut.
Matt muse: Hey! Not cool! (pouts and goes off to gym)
Terrah: Ah, things are returning to normal.
RE; Anna; Lol, ok, I just wasn't sure since I don't think that you had replied to it.
In Email; I can't remember if I did or not. My Matt muse was away in hiding at the time. I'm glad his BIPOLAR ASS is back to nice normal Matty.
Matt muse: I'M NOT.. Oh, nevermind!
Terrah: (giggles) Antagonizing him is fun.
In Email; Dark Fae Angel asked from chp 7 if I'd tie him up and FedEx him to them so he'd stop interrupting the good parts. But, I can't part with Matty.
--xx--
RE; Anna; See if you can get your Edge muse out of hiding by saying 'wrong'.. oh, dear lord now my Edge muse thinks it's funny to run around shouting the samething that yours does.
Jeff muse: Yeah, yeah. Say it, Terrah.. Please.. oh, please... (bouncing up and down)
Terrah: (groans) Well, I can't now.
Jeff muse: (gives me pouty face) Please. (sticks out bottom lip and blinks repeatedly)
Terrah: Aww! (gushes over cuteness) So, adorable! .. No.
Jeff muse: (stomps foot and whines) Fine! (stalks off)
Terrah: His cuteness is so wrong.. oop (clasps hand over mouth)
Eerie Silence: ...
Terrah: (blinks) Hum.. didn't work. (shrugs)
Yeah, I know, another short chp. Hope, I didn't offend anyone with calling out their reviews, hehe.. I find inspiration from the strangest places sometimes. That story that Edge muse mentions is 'Want, Take, Have' by redsandman99, and I can't stress how much I love that story. A hott and steamy fourway between Hardyz/Adam/Jay(Christian) I'll recommend is by NeroAnne, called ' A Hardy Game'. Both are simply delicious, XD.