Arthur in Wonderland

A/N: Ah the filler episode (i think)~ I personally really love this episode of Ouran, it's just so amazing!~~~ :D Anyways on with the show~~~

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The gates of Hetalia High School stood wide open, the charming aura around it making it appear welcoming. A man with short flame red hair tucked walked through the gates without a thought, while the younger male behind him hesitated. He gulped in nervousness, and stepped onto the school grounds, taking in all of the carefully sculpted scenery and architecture.

"He is a very talented young man," the principal said with confidence as the two men sat before him, "He would be a perfect candidate to be a special student here at Hetalia High. Being too talented is his problem you see." the ginger didn't seem surprised at all, he just looked down at the fine china atop the table, "He decided his direction all on his own and prepared for examinations all on his own. Even today's matriculation procedure, she said, "Don't worry, I'll take of it all, you don't even have to come Scott."

Scott let out a sigh, "I see."

The chairman turned to Arthur, "Ah, Arthur, I'll be talking with your brother for a while. Why don't you go and take a look around campus for the time being? Ah, well it's spring break, no one is probably around. Go ahead. Your brother will take care of all the paperwork."

Arthur nodded and stood, almost robotic-ally, "Yes sir." he walked towards the doors and opened them, stepping outside of the stuffy room.

"I see, if a child is too precious the family might get a bit lonely, eh?"

"Will she be able to have fun here?" Scott asked as the door finally slid shut."

Arthur let the memory run around in his mind as he walked through the campus hallways. He looked down to see a room, slightly open, he looked at it for a while, contemplating whether to go and investigate or not. But he had no time to decide, seeing as a enlarged yellow chick looked out and started to fly away, a banana peel in it's grasp. He started to follow the oddly misplaced chick, but then the floor began to lower, and the chick waved at Arthur before going down the new escape route.

"What the bloody hell is going on?!" he asked himself, slipping on a banana peel and falling into the dark pit where the chick had recently flown into.

Arthur screamed as he kept falling, further and further than his original starting point. He soon found his lower half, trapped in an expensive ornate looking vase. "Damn I can't get out." he wiggled around more, hoping to free himself. A noise was heard from inside the black grand piano nearby, Arthur looked up to see an Italian looking middle schooler, with monkey ears and a tail climb out of the piano and prop it up, making it ready to play. "E-Excuse me..!" oh he hated every second of this. "Can you help me? I seem to have gotten stuck."

The monkey boy jumped up to the nearby tree and grabbed a banana, chomping down on it, as soon as he did a puff of smoke replaced him, "What the-!"

The boy came back, only the size of a toothpick, and ran away towards a tiny set of double doors. Arthur scooted over and looked inside, to see the chick and the monkey boy conversing, as soon as the Italian noticed him however, he ran away, the chick following him, "Damn." Arthur muttered.

Arthur crawled up to the piano and looked it over, it was just an ordinary piano, "Where the hell did he come from?" he looked around, "This only means that the only escape is... through that door." Arthur stared at a banana that had fallen and suddenly tore into it, shrinking in an instant and pushing the vase on top of him away the next. He ran towards the door and into the dark corridor, seeing numerous bulbs light up to read, "Man?"

He continued to walk as the flashlights made a count down from three, and then show a bunch of bananas, "Bana-" he slipped on yet another banana peel and slid down the hallway in terrifying speed, "BANANA?!" suddenly the floor opened up, a light above him shined, 'warning' and he soon began to plummet to the ground, screaming his head off.

He plunged into a large body of water, panic controlled his body, clawing to reach the top when an arm grabbed his and pulled him onto the side of the pool. Arthur gasped to regain his breath, coughing every so often until a voice interrupted him, "You're cried a lot."

Arthur looked up, a man with long silky black hair sat, a notebook in hand, pen in the other, "Huh?"

The raven haired man gestured towards the pool, "The water in this pool is all the tears you have shed in your heart up until now. Sadness, loneliness, you've endured much of those all this time, right, aru?"

Arthur felt his hands form fists, "Oi, don't mock me!"

"I'm not mocking you." he wrote in his book and tapped his lower lip with the pen, "No not at all... Anyways, you should get out of that pool soon, or else you'll be eaten."

"Eh?" he looked over to see three women, all swimming towards him. Fear ran through his veins as the blonde nearly snatched him up in their grasp. As they sunk to the bottom there was a muddled sound of 'Lobelia'.

Arthur panted as he sat far away from the water, clutching onto a column, "What, what was that?! What the hell?!" he looked down at himself, "I have to get myself back to normal size, well I guess I am back."

"One will make you large." the Chinese man said, scribbling something in his notebook, "One will make you small, aru."

"What the bloody hell are you talking about?"

He sighed, "It wont come cheap, aru." he looked up, "Oh look a customer is here."

A man in a black cloak, and a cat puppet on his hand, held a younger blonde girls hand, a purple ribbon tied in her hair, "Excuse me, could I have some mushrooms?"

"Sure, just pay for it by the end of the month." the Chinese man said, scribbling the order down.

Arthur looked up, "You seem to be very thorough only when it comes to money. What do you always write in those files anyway?"

"Well, everything, aru." there was silence until he thought about what Arthur had said, "Always..? You do realize this has been the first time we met each other, aru? Why did you say that?"

"Why?.." he looked over to see the two people pull of a mushroom off of different spots, "Huh?.. Why?" The two took a bite out of their own mushrooms, Arthur jumped as he saw the taller man shrink down to the toddler years, while the girl grew to her teenage years. "What the-" he turned to see the blonde toddler, crawl away, the cat puppet resting atop his head, just barely covering his green eyes. "Hey he's getting away you imbeciles!"

The raven haired Asian man looked over the teens body, "Not my problem, aru."

Arthur grit his teeth and ran after the small child, he soon barreled through a set of double doors, instantly slipping on a banana peel and face planting on the floor. A cocky laugh rung throughout the room, making Arthur's face go red with anger and embarrassment, "Nice going~" the voice purred, fucking purred.

Arthur looked up to see a woman with long wavy brown hair, a flower pin tucked her bangs away and a simple yet elegant dress hugged her frame, "You may refer to me as duchess!~" Arthur rubbed his head, oh he already felt a head ache coming on, "The woman making banana soup over there is my maid." Arthur looked over to see the smirking blonde, cat ears atop his head and cat tail waving to and fro in a mischievous sort of manner, "And this no good flea ridden lay about is my cat." The blonde glared at the duchess but soon went to tossing about a ball of yarn.

"Your cat seems like a prick." Arthur muttered as he stood, tossing the banana peel at the cat's face.

As soon as he said that, the woman behind him threw a ladle at the Duchess, her long black hair frizzled and in two hasty pony tails, red ribbons holding them away from one another. "why do I have to be the stupid cook?! It's not fair! I quit, you're always having fun and I'm always having to play the villian! Francis you idiot!" the girl ran away, sobbing violently into her tan hands as he ponytails flew wildly behind her.

Arthur walked up to the Duchess who held the blonde baby close to her, "So does this mean you're the babies mother?"

"Are you concerned for the child?" she asked, rocking the small child in her arms.

Arthur smiled softly, "I'm just glad he found his way home. It's the best thing for him, being with your parents is always the best thing."

The Duchess turned her head to the side, peering out the large window, "Well I'm afraid I must be off now. Would you look after him while I'm gone?" she handed Arthur the child, smiling sadly.

"For how long?"

"I don't know, I've been summoned to appear in court."

"In court?!"

The blonde cat creature smirked as he hooked an arm around the Brit's shoulders, "You know she's just pulling your leg right?~ That doll doesnt even belong to her in the first place."

"Doll?" he looked down and sure enough there was a brown cat doll, he blinked a few times as he regestered the transition to a living breathing baby to a lifeless wooden doll. He turned to the cat, "Hey-" but alas the cat was gone. He shook his head, as if it would sort out the illusions from reality, he set the doll down on the couch and began his journey once more. He walked down the outdoor hallway, hoping it'd lead him to something. He stopped and saw the cat from before, "Hey-" the blonde rolled away behind a pillar and reappeared on the other side.

"Over here~ Pretty neat huh?~" The cat asked, smiling to himself.

"Um, sure..." the blonde disappeared again, reappearing before Arthur.

"I can disappear and reappear anywhere~"

"That's great." the cat laughed, obviously pleased with himself, as cat's usually were. "So listen, I'm a little turned around. Do you mind telling me the best way to get out of here?"

The cat smiled and began to go around the pillar, "That depends."

"On where you're trying to go~" Arthur could have sworn his voice had changed, but he dismissed it.

"Home of course, back to where I was before."

The cat went around the pillar again, a knowing smirk on his face, "I'm afraid leaving here without the audience of the queen, is strictly forbidden."

"An audience with the queen?" the cat disappeared, after a few moments the Brit continued to walk down the hallway to where ever the hell he was heading to.

"You could say,"

"The queen keeps,"

"Close tabs,"

"On all her subjects~"

Arthur stopped and rolled his eyes, angered by their childishness, "This is ridiculous. If you want to talk come out and stand still both of you!"

"Both of us?"

"What do you mean?"

Arthur heaved a sigh and calmed his anger, "Never mind you pricks." he began to walk off, the two cat's watched him walk away, they looked almost identical, but one had square glasses while the other wore ovals frames. They both looked to each other and shrugged in unison, soon disappearing behind the marble pillars.

Arthur made his way down the hallway, passing by a large pond where out in the distance stood a short, long haired girl, her silvery hair shining in the sun. Around her were large teacups, and on her table were different brands, she had a far away look in her eyes. She kept muttering to herself, 'He'll be back, he promised.'

Arthur let her be and continued to walk until he reached a long, and mostly empty dining hall. At a table sat a young boy with brunette hair, bunny ears perched atop his head, beside him was an albino, sleeping the day away in a mouse like outfit, and then next to him sat a long haired blonde, a slight stubble contrasting against his skin, a top hat adorned his head. Arthur wrung his hand and decided it'd be best to try to ask them for directions, "Excuse me?"

"No room~" The French man practically sang, looking up at Arthur with bold blue eyes.

The younger boy turned and nodded, the odd curl atop his head bouncing, "Yeah, no room left, sorry."

Arthur's eye twitched, 'Nut jobs, the lot of them.'

"There's no room."

Arthur rolled his eyes and turned, "I got it, I'll be leaving now pricks."

The Frenchman gasped and stood up, "Hey! Don't brush us off like zat!"

The younger looking boy stood as well, waving his arms around frantically, "Yeah ve vere only kidding! See plenty of room here!~"

Arthur glared at them but none the less sat down, "Can I ask you guys a question about this place?"

The blonde smiled, "You're wearing shorts huh?~"

Arthur furrowed his eyebrows, "Huh?"

"It's a good look for you~ Be zat as it may, you'll eventually have to start wearing pants~"

"You mean trousers?"

The blonde waved his hand, as if dismissing the conversation, "Whatever you silly British persons say~"

"Why do you care about my appearance anyway?" Arthur asked, glaring at the Frenchman, would everyone here give him a bloody head ache?

A cart rolled up beside the table as the Austrian spoke up, "Your skin looks nice today~"

Arthur rolled his eyes, "Well I take care of it as any person should." he looked over to the cart to see six whole cakes stacked upon the cart, the young brunette digging into his first one, "Bloody hell. If you keep eating irresponsibly you're going to get cavities."

The brunette jumped at the word, the albino suddenly waking up and looking up at the younger appearing boy, "You'd best brush your teez or you'll get an unawesome cavity."

The brunette nodded, "I-I vill."

Arthur stared at the odd albino as he suddenly went back asleep, "A riddle!~"

Arthur rubbed his temples, "A riddle?"

"In what ways are lean and fancy tuna alike?~"

Arthur shook his head, "Aren't they the same thing?"

"Mauvaise!" He flicked the Brit on the forehead, "They're not ze same zing at all! Even in dreams commoners are still commoners!" the Frenchman slowly slid back into his seat and shook his head.

Suddenly a mannequin with a one piece swimsuit on appeared before the table, holding a bottle of fine wine, "Hey vould you like a glass of red wine?~" the brunette asked, smiling.

Arthur shook his head and rested it in his hand, "Minors drinking is against the law and frankly I don't want to get arrested by getting drunk, especially with you two around."

The Frenchman and the Austrian leaned across the albino and began to whisper, "I guess having him take ze role of Alice was a bit of a stretch."

The brunette nodded, "He's just not feeling ze part. Still," they both looked over to Arthur, smiling, "He's rather cute~"

"Oui, il est ~"

The grandfather clock ticked away till the last second, the bells beginning to ring throughout the building. The Frenchman held a pocket watch in his hand, smiling, "It's always zree o'clock here~"

"Zat means it's alvays snack time~" the brunette cried, munching on another piece of cake.

"So then, where is this place really?" Arthur asked, looking up towards the Frenchman. "I mean a little while ago I was in Hetalia high with my big brother getting registered to go to school there."

The blonde closed the pocket watch and smiled, "Riddle me zis~ What do your brozers and I share in common because of you?"

"Because of me?" Arthur echoed, processing the sentence. The blonde chuckled, "Wait this is Hetalia High right?"

"What will you do once you're enrolled?" Arthur looked shocked by the question, "After you're enrolled here what will you do?"

Arthur thought for a moment, "Study I suppose."

"And what else?"

"What else?"

Yes is zat all?" the Frenchman asked, sending Arthur into thought again.

"Well yeah."

"What for?"

"What?"

"What for?"

"Well.. there's something specific I want to be when I grow up. That's why I'm enrolling here, to prepare myself for a bright future."

The brunette smiled, "Zat's really sveet. So vhat do you vant to be vhen you grow up?"

"Well my dream is to be-"

"What good are dreams if all you do is work? Zere's more to life zan hitting ze books I hope you know~" the Frenchman said with a smirk.

"But I have to study, to do what I want." Arthur protested.

"Zat's all fine but what about having a good time?"

"Having a good time?"

"Having a good time."

"Having a good time~"

"Having a good time."

"Having a... good time?"

The sound of a trumpet rang across the campus, making the British man practically fall out of his seat. "What was that for?"

The blonde flicked his low pony tail behind his shoulders, "Ze queen is now holding court."

"The queen?"

"Ze Duchess is scheduled to be executed."

Arthur stood, slamming his hands on the table, "That's stupid!"

The blonde Frenchman sipped at his tea, "One does not fight ze queen's whim, trust me."

Arthur was furious, what had the Duchess even done, "Well we can't sit here and do nothing!"

"Even vhen he's dreaming Iggy-chan is still Iggy-chan..~"

The Frenchman was somehow flustered by the Brit's overwhelming cuteness in his anger and only managed to stutter out an, "Mhm..~"

"Duchess, you stand before us now, accused of coming to the royal music festival by invitation. Do you confess to your transgression?" the king asked, an maskerade mast resting atop the top half of his face.

"WHAT TRANSGRESSION?!" Arthur shouted as he bursted in, standing before the King and Queen, along with four other men at their side.

"Who disrupts this court?"

"I do. I'm here as legal council for the accused!"

The queen looked up to the blonde child, her long blonde hair being combed through with her slender fingers. "With all due respect your majesty it is my duty to attend the royal music festival!"

"Even if it means leaving your child at home?" the queen asked bitterly, two of the men on her side hung their heads. "You're crime is not a question of attendance but of abandonment. This act is solely unforgivable, to cause such lonliness in a child."

"Your majesty the child wasn't abandoned." Arthur replied, making the two boys heads rise up to see the blonde speak, "When a mother has to be away providing for the family her children know she's doing it out of love. Sure it may be lonely from time to time but they understand, besides if you execute the Duchess how is her child any better off?"

"Silence your self young sir! There's no room for your emotions in this court room!"

"But that's impossible! To pass judgement without emotion you might as well leave it up to a machine!" Arthur cried, gritting his teeth. The men standing by the king and queen started to mutter to each other, casting glances at their king and queen.

The king ground his teeth, "Astounding insolence, tell me precisely how long have you been in the legal profession? Are you even qualified to practice law in this court? Are you not in fact guilty yourself? Why don't we discuss your crimes?"

Arthur furrowed his bushy eyebrows, "What are you talking about?"

The king snapped his fingers and the tallest man to his side with flame red hair brought forth a shattered vase, "I submit one vase, destroyed by you."

Arthur stared at it for a moment, "That's the vase from earlier... But it was definately in one piece at the time! I couldn't have been the one who broke it!"

"A likely story." the king muttered, his arms crossed. "But if not you then who's the culprit?"

"I have no idea! But I'm telling you I-" he froze as a memory flashed through his mind, the vase, falling out of his grasp by a hair, then shattering to the ground. 'What the-'

"Witnesses of this self titled layer are ordered to come before me and testify!" the king barked.

The blonde with the top hat stepped forward, bowing to the king and queen and sending a wink in Arthur's direction, "It'll be my privalege your majesty."

Arthur stepped back, "What are you doing here?"

"Zis boy might charitably be called a bore to student life."

"What?!"

"School work, school work, school work! He wont let the slightest bit of fun offset his routine~"

"Oh yeah well at least I have a routine Francis! you bloody frog!" The lights over head were turned on, bathing the room in light where you could clearly see women in pale yellow dresses, giggling. "What the-?"

"Now how is it you know my name?~" Francis asked, smiling charmingly, turning to the blonde Brit. "My name how do you know it?"

"Yes how do you know it?" the girls copied, "How?"

"How do I, know?"

The platform the Duchess stood on lowered to the ground, the two cats standing on either side of her, "Yeah and somehow you knew we were twins."

"And about my little black book lest we forget, aru." the raven haired Chinese man piped in.

The brunette smiled and swallowed some cake, "And my cavity~"

"How is zat?" the albino asked.

"How is zat?"

"How is that?"

"How is that?~"

"How is that, aru?"

"How is zat?"

Arthur looked around, all these people he had met in under ten minutes, they were all asking the impossible, "Well I..."

"Hasn't it sunk in yet?" the king asked.

Francis pushed the Brit gently towards the king who stood, removing his mask, thick bushy eyebrows laid underneath and red hair rest atop his head, "You've made a lot of wonderful friends son, now haven't you?"

"Dad..." The boys around the king and queen removed their masks, they were Arthur's brothers! Angus, Dylan, Scott, and even Logan! That only meant... "N-no it can't be..."

The queen stood, walking up to Arthur, taking his hands into hers, it would make sense, the blonde hair, the green eyes. "You've grown so much Arthur. Where does the time go? I'm sorry, I made it so hard for you. And so, now is the time to make up for that Arthur, don't be afraid to enjoy yourself alright?" tears rolled down the queens cheeks, spurring Arthur into tears.

He ran up to his mother and father, hugging them both tightly, sobbing into their clothes, "I love you mum, dad!"

"We love you too Arthur."

The club watched as a sleeping Arthur had tears run down his cheeks, muttering, "Mum, Dad." softly. The group looked to each other, silently deciding to let him wake up on his own accord.

Arthur slowly opened his eyes, the tears dried on his face, Francis tenderly pulled the Brit to his feet, smiling, "Arzur, you shouldn't be sleeping now, it's almost time for ze club activities to start~ Go and get your costume on~" Arthur looked up, seeing a large top hat placed on the Frenchman's head.

In fact everyone from Arthur's dream was dressed for their part, Arthur shook his head and rubbed his eyes, trying to wake himself up, "You blokes have to much fun you know that right?" his mothers words rung in his head again and he gave a short chuckle, smiling, "I do have to admit it though, I can hardly tell when I'm awake."

A/N: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALLLL! /nuked into oblivion/ (for the record I'm so over miley so sorry all you miley haters and lover) Sorry, sorry, so how did you enjoy the chapter?~ I hope you guys loved this one I had fun writing it~

Translations-

Mauvaise- Incorrect

Oui il est- Yes he is

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OH AND THIS IS IMPORTANT! - I'm taking a poll from the reviews on my recent fanfictions! I've planned a song fic of 'Accidentally in Love' by Counting crows, and I wanted to take suggestions from you guys~ So all you have to do is go down in the reviews or private message me and tell me what ship you want~ Mind you, it'll be from Hetalia only, so sorry if you wanted a ship from another fandom. Anyways, be sure to vote and in a while I'll tally up the votes and put up the song fic~ Thanks for reading guys, I love all of you 3 -BritishGentleman